Boxing Day Face

[marinalovesbb]

You freaking clock!! I bet you have a pet aardvark that you eat for breakfast besides touching the Danny. Idk I'm

Not funny----- PEANUT JUICE!

[0208robert]

why cant a prositute count to 70...... 69 a mouth full XD!!!!

[24791lampman]

roses are tits

violets are tits

i love tits

tits

not my own but thought if it could get me a shot and that awesome picture of the penguins that gets me girlfriend so hot then id use it...and id like those gloves too...and danny im sure you have handcuffs and a paddle...mind helping me out? ill send it back...it might smell weird but you can still have it back. you friend lampman...looking for my lightbulb boy. not gay at all.

[MissTricultural]

i hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

[MrHairysacks]

jews

[KrissyJD]

I think I'll stay by the fish....

[EliteRicZ]

you want 5 pickles i got got 4 so fuck u

[Steelers630]

Why are there only 239 beans inIrish bean soup?

Because one more bean and they would be (say in Irish Accent) two farty!

[spencemace]

don't you hate it when the sentence doesn't end the way you- ARDKARK

[Ericfield99]

Lol

[XxLvValoxX]

1. You can NOT stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time; it is physically impossible do to the way your tongue is connected to the tendons in your neck.

2. All idiots, after having heard (or read), that 1st fact, you attempted it.

3. Then, they will discover that #1 is a LIE!

4. You are now smiling because YOU are an IDIOT!

5. You will tell someone else this "fact" just to see if they ill try it.

6. You are still smiling like a retard "cuz you know I'm tellin da truth."

[TheEpicPinkNinja]

I WANT THE PICTURE PLEASE DANNY

 * _______ *

[TheEpicPinkNinja]

If I have 200 hundred marbles in one hand and 530 in the other what do I have?

Really big hands

[TheEpicPinkNinja]

I went camping one time

It was in-tents

[TheEpicPinkNinja]

Stranger: wanna play the rape game?

Me: ...no...

Stranger: that's the spirit -:}

[TheVendettaMinecraft]

GEEVE MEE TAHT PEECTURE OR I WILL OGGLE YOO AGAIN

[sparkymtlf]

on booooxiiiing daaaay i waaaathch..............

gradualreport!

[cowsrule765]

umm..... excuse me but u are not wearing pants...... i just thought u would like to know that before you go outside.......

[Devilbaby111]

Any one up for a game ..... Yu know what I mean

[RTKDPN]

Who wants to play the dildo game!? Count me out!

[TheBleedingfalco]

I need to know how long it would take me to reach for the sky while my pig is jumping into a 50 foot tree with his eyes closed reciting Forrest Gump!!!

[samanthasbischof]

Danny you've got some Diaper Butt going on in this video. FYI.

[TAYTIM11]

why dont YOU write a funny comment danny

then why dont YOU win the picture?

[hacker5571]

Scott/ hacker5571

[hacker5571]

Hey Danny I was thinking of making a video on how bullying is such a horrible thing because so many kids are taking their lives because of it. I want you to help me do that people will watch it when I post because you are really like famous on YouTube. It would be awesome if you could help. I want to make a difference with your help.

Scott

[SmashiKitti]

I wanted that picture..but then I took an arrow to the knee -- !

[awyeahitsmedude]

I was really in into that painting but then danny stands up to get it.... nevermind

[RockinPebbles270]

Did you know Diet stands for : Did I Eat That ?

[jimclarida]

Eat Free Range Chicken

[MrMister487]

CHEESE ITZ AND HORNEY BITCHES

[MissBlackheart2010]

do you think that is right for your...CHICKEN SHIT

[gettrolledbyus]

no.

[gtamastermind10]

i like chicken

[DontOpenYourEyes]

Have you ever looked in the mirror...

And cried...

Tears of joy when you realised you're a

SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!!??

:D

[Turgidick]

^ Leave a comment above...

[pfashiondesigner]

Lol I saw his boxers

[deathby7]

ummmmm im batman

[PGMstudios09]

shutup you dirty half retarded YAK!

[missmemonkey19]

Tigers are Coooul!!

[kilopoy]

‎I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... it was a boobie trap

[stupidticks]

@kilopoy i see what you did there!

[ajyoville101]

are ligers reall.....??

[whisperingsnipers]

I Like Cricket. I Even Play It.

[SuperChiffa]

...

[shitisdog]

NO TOP COMMENT, WHOOO , MY CHANCE, ahhhhh I LOVE YOUR PANTS DANNY :D

[Breadsandwhich]

Danny, please laugh. I want your painting :D

[melischolem555]

<3

[ivvyy1]

woah i like tht ass ;D u shud have kept shaking it

[kittysisbabe]

LOL Does this mean you allways make you video in boxers??? XD

[Penguinlover482]

GO FUCK A DUCK! because fucking duck i heard are fun! :) lmao nah

[roaringfires234]

hey guess what heres a joke how to caatch a polor bear with no hands ok first you cut a hole in the ice lake then you put peas on the outside of the circle then when the polor bear comes to take a pee you push him im LOL XD!!!!

[roaringfires234]

Wooooooooooooowwwwwww nice



[laciecaterina]

im in love with yu , & yr cute little tusshiiiii . ;D

[MrRainbowrape]

what i do on boxing day is have dreams about a lama eating all the fat off my body then puking it back up and feeding it to her baby spiders :"D

[PLANEPLANEbunny]

hey danny u should make a video where u sing everything!

[RydenBeliever]

You guys suck at jokes.

My names Dave

This poem makes no sense!

... Microwave... >.>

[NSNandLNRareMYlife]

he really doesn't like the pants on his legs..

[AfterMath428]

I once ate a dildo, now I'm dead

[AfterMath428]

the sped up beginning made me laugh so frikin hard

[MrJojo955]

all you guys suck at jokes hahabut not you Danny there will be a place for you in my little heart

[orangetoes223]

did you give that away because i have a joke W that's my joke

[FunnyMonkey205]

wait so...your pants were on your head and NOT your legs?

interesting....@u@

[iamthebecks]

OMG GIVVE IT TOO MEEEEE FOR MY SCRAP BOOKKK PLEEEASE did i mention im a lesbian....

[iamthebecks]

i didnt watch it

[Cralineleader]

I likey da penguins because they is made of rainbows and joy with glitter and sparkles and my head hurts this is one continuous sentence I need grammar and so neigh . And that's why I wants the pretty picturrr.

[thelivster101]

I eat de rainbow pengweens becuz day taste like unicorn miiiilk which I find very scrumptious especially when day are deep fried in some sort of special mixture of some sort and such things such as octopusses cheese and jaguars..rawr

[honeybunny3211]

danny this isnt funny give me the giant ball dildo thing i mean the painting

[Dexter646sevilla]

On boxing day i put my homework in a box and i send it to the incinerator!!

[unforgettable903]

if you're from Canada I swear to God...

[MrHyperElmo]

lemon day face boxing drop :)

[njcz0]

hello well it seems these are all about boxing day but i have a racist joke :) smilyface "why do black people have nightmares" answer plz drumroll "one had a dream"

[EnterTheDingo]

What do I do on boxing day you ask? I just fuck a beaver, plain and simple.

[Mushywhale]

Hey Danny, that picture is that good, my big monkey (pet) (not real) screamed so loud, I'm now deaf. (not true) so gimme that pic

[2280510]

little lemon drops .... now punch the hole with ur fist and deveor the box the u punched and share it with the nieghborly children

[meadeishin]

whenever i think of you Dannyboy.......... I jizz in my pants.... ;)

[10187tyler]

on boxing day i o your mom

[frindlefundo]

i work for the department of redundancy department... which is who i work for.

[KoalaBear1273]

nice boxers

[nsoccerdude288]

my balls itch..... is this bad?

[123littlerocker]

i sit at home and watch your videos cuz i'm THAT sad... :)

[DubyNo2]

.. on boxing day I put my magical unicorns in a box and hand my unicorns to the poor people.. :))

[xXTwinkie97Xx]

what do i do on boxeing day? i stuff me wife in a box and hand her to the servents.

[marcipolo96]

who won?:)



[natedeschmidt]

Bah , doesnt that word make you shit

[Guppyandkimchee]

Are you in your underwear lol?

[katieeugh]

no pants ;)

[makeupguruforlife]

stop milkshakin....to many boys in your yard.....I WANTS THE PENGUINNNNSSS :0 herpe socks

[8happybunny]

Hi.

[arodjeterman132]

it looks like u got hemroids 

[narwhalsRcool97]

give away your picture, why the fuck not

[xXVenumosXx]

lolololololololol boobs

[TheDarknothing]

moxing day



[hellojello262]

0:01 he barley wears a shirt now hes wearing pants!!!!!!! xD

[TheArchive24]

usually, on boxing day,i get a large box of lemonheads and not give a shit about the vlgreasy beefcakes in gay costumes on tv

[zohoptsc]

You better LOL or i will rape the internet in the cable hole!!!

[mrcarlyon44]

Danny I would love to have that picture of a black penguin staring at a colorful penguins vagina. I would hang it above my bed next to my dead cat...

[ausyausy94]

I SAW A FREAKING TURKEY! it had a pet named Brock. He was a dinosaur. Thennnn he ate me. :D

[SquigieYellowPillow]

everyone is saying awarkward moment this and arkward moment that ..... but nooone knows the awarkedish moment and i have it ...... the awarkard moment when your talking to a dog made out of soap thinking its your best buddie in discuise when really itds a secret assain ninja potter wolf sent to kill you and eat your insides by the queen :P <<< enjoy :P

[MARiiSOLSiiLVA]

nice boxers lol :)



[AvatarDejan333]

.wait...hold on....let us imagine I won....would You post the picture all the way to Germany...yeah..I thought so!!!...but still...love ya.....oh....and you look slightly prettier than back at 2007 :D

[ihateblackops114]

im going to make you laugh. laugh dammit!!!!!

[SOxxLegit]

i cant believe i won...

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

@SOxxLegit you won?:OOO

[SOxxLegit]

@SarahFucksMusicXD ya lol....want it...i might give it to you...

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

@SOxxLegit YES OMG..... I WANT ITTT<3333333 lol

[The365daysayear]

ur canadian omg me tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazygirl7456]

@gradualreport who won

[dragon08000]

What I do on boxing day is I go and spank a uncooked chicken

[pianomandove]

You look like you stole Elvis's hair and pasted it on Robert Downy Jr.'s face. (Man there's a lot of f$%kin apostrophes in this sentence). You're face can get stuck that way! True story! Also wondering what you gradually report during sex, and if you do the O face? This isn't funny, i'll make my own fuckin painting!

[MultiCowsareawesome]

I eat unicorn poop...

[binkaboo93]

Danny, you have some very awkward fans. Except for me because i'm so cool.

[Littlered161]

Oh and to what I do on boxing day, my family and I go to the beach and surf/bodyboard and also we play cricket.

[Littlered161]

I would greatly appreciate it if you gave me the picture of the two penguin like creature, for the single reason that the moment I show it to some friends of mine, they will scream hysterical as they have a mad obsession and fetish with penguins.

Thank-you have a smashing day.

[MrDeadsea000]

I really don't want that picture Danny... but I'll take it over sticking my nuts in a bear trap any day... 

[Starfruits101]

I buy boxes full of boxes and those boxes are filled with boxes and so on until it's a very tiny box inside. Then i give to to a monkey and watch him poop in every box... yes... that is what i do...

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

When it is in the background the picture looks like a psychedelic swiffer duster

[linefly1231]

He looks like a nun

[TheEFmyster]

i want the picture so i can show every boddy how bad i am at drawing"

[DODOASSHOLE91]

well cool hairstyle dude



[AntwnhsTswlhs]

end of 1:27...... fart?

[DODOASSHOLE91]

i had a shit in my bed covers and pissed in my pants

[terranina1]

on boxing day i watch your boxing day videos

[king96pwn]

i used to play cricket on boxing day then i took an arrow to the knee lol

[TheEOJimenez]

the...

[Bu77Frog44]

oh sure lets stick are nuts in a bear trap rub on some vaseline and pretend wer slugs and wonder what they hell boxing day is

[GoldenRaeGirl]

Danny I dare you to write your name on the back of that picture without using your hands or feet. :P

[BeastLinkFanatic]

Soooo....Whats boxing day?

[Ilwmoi]

If you can't tell already, Danny, I've won.

[Ilwmoi]

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

[Cuti3H4rt]

@Ilwmoi u rlly want that picture, don't u?

[Ilwmoi]

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

[Ilwmoi]

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

[Ilwmoi]

A jump-leads walks into a bar, acting aggressively. The barman says "All right, I'll serve you. But don't start anything."

[Ilwmoi]

It appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle

[Ilwmoi]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Ilwmoi]

I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high

[Ilwmoi]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?

[Ilwmoi]

I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.

[Ilwmoi]

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

[Ilwmoi]

Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost

[Ilwmoi]

Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

[Ilwmoi]

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?

[Ilwmoi]

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

[Ilwmoi]

Without me, it's just aweso

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

I went too a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance.

[cardgamesWTF1000]

i tink the omish people are dumb there holy land is pennsolvania how stupid is that itslike im in the holey land and the people are like its just pennsolvania the omish are like yea theholey land the people are like no its not no one even likes pennsolvania the people would be lie i thought pennsolvania was just a state the omish sayno itsthe holey land oh lets make hs a drinking game every time i say pensolvania tale a drink (that means before i came up with this game 2) pennsolvania thats fun

[Cleoluvr]

poop

[Mr44centz]

i hate xboxes.. i smashed one.

then i got kicked out of the store

[AppleGirlxx]

one thing's fro sure...... that prettiful penguin picture wont perfectly be posted onto my wall... woah those adjectives all have something in common.....they are all a part of the millions of words that could never describe how amazingly awesomely funny danny is....so NYWAY HOLY COW I HIT THE CAPS LOCK BY ACCIDENT....all better

[candypinkification]

Why did the slythrin cross the road twice because they are dirty double crossers

And I do nothing on boxing day I just go into a paralytic hibernation

[lovingmyjedward]

UMBERELLAS EAT EARRINGS.

[lovingmyjedward]

THROW THE CHEESE.

[niktheoverlord]

gradual report it awesome. its just like LOL HERES DANNY.

[therealwiffleballbat]

nemoj da jedes govna brate u picku paterinu

[devilboy744]

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me im going in!

[devilboy744]

Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

A: Because his pecker is on his head!

[habscup123]

women's rights

[minitacoslayer]

hey puppiesmypassion, its use lighters save matches fuck a duck and see what hatches. and u make gaga's chacha's go lala sir. just a friendly comment

[polly10022]

This comment made you laugh out loud, in fact you just peed your pants.. look! :O Haha, you looked o.o

[fatalbraindamage]

anybody else noticed that he has a new camera?anyone??

[miamupp88]

Do NOT give me the painting... Ahaa, se what i did there?

[xXHDHuskeyXx]

Wanna hear a joke your face at 1:30

[anonermous]

I doubt what I'd find funny would make him laugh

[puppiesmypashion]

Southern places see the matches fuck the duck and see what hatches

[FrenchChicklol]

Funniest comment that makes you lough out loud. <<< There. I said it. Gimme that picture now. Kay thanksss.

[supergreenpinky]

hi. i love you. and your underwear. and your picture. and your hair. and your face. and your mom. and your hilariousness. and i have no idea where i am going with this. but i feel the need to make a long comment. soo. how are you?(; good? thats gooooood. i think the funniest comment i have seen is the one @P4CKLE4DER1 posted. but thats just one lemon drop's opinion. after you finish reading this sentence i only have 61 characters left. im just gunna keep going til i cant write anymore.. Iloveyou

[wflynnzz]

im a hufflepuff

[MrXboxowner360]

ur cricken chickan sucked my dickan haahahafdjkdghjmfhndnb ?

meow

[mitakast1]

Here, vote on this :

How to say "mother's day" in Serbian ?

Dan u picku materinu...

[Source252]

@mitakast1 its called dan majki bre u picku materinu

[SnakeMaster3531]

on boxing day, i give weed to a random old lady and tell her that it is, "sage" . I tell her to light it in her car to make it smell nice and, "sweet" . Like a dumbass she belives me, and 5 minuetes later she comes out of her car screaming, "that was some nice fucking sage!!"

[P4CKLE4DER1]

sometimes when im alone and i cant sleep at nite, i rub my entire body with vaseline and pretend to be a slug in the kitchen