Extreme Programming

[MulleDK13]

I laughed when it said ding at 1:05

[thedragonb0y]

"(If you don't know me, don't bother watching.)"

Obviously nobody listened.

[palmmute21]

im laughing so hard with this crap..

[Takiado]

haha I figured it was based off of the speed kills video. I take lessons from those guys ! XD

[6dmiller]

@Takiado Really?! How on Earth did you find this video?

[onurhanozt]

lol looser!!



[6dmiller]

tighter

[onurhanozt]

@6dmiller you are epic m8, seriously

[HumanLife52627]

This is the best video EVER!!

[HumanLife52627]

LMAOFF !!!!!!!!

[1234deseje]

lol not real

[LucasJMoore]

did you film this with a potato?

[6dmiller]

@LucasJMoore Yes, how did you figure it out? I filmed most of my other videos with a crescent wrench, but I'd lent my tools out during filming of this one.

[Zackary007007]

I hope you realize that programmers made the internet right? (and MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more.)

[6dmiller]

@ZackaryJamesBond I am not Al Gore.

[Zackary007007]

@6dmiller But still... making fun of 'em ain't funny. Anyhow.

[6dmiller]

Zackary, I was actually making fun of some videos from Michael Angelo Batio (a guitarist), which is actually not very nice either. I am a software engineer/programmer, and found my coworkers joking about his videos one day. I made the video for them. The whole thing is a spoof mimmicking exactly how M.A.B. teaches guitar in his "instructional videos." I don't know why, but programmers have a long history of spoofing things.

[TheBossMarshall]

You are doing like Michael Angelo Batio :O

[6dmiller]

@TheBossMarshall yeah, thanks. It's nice that a few people recognize the spoof.

[FoxyCorndog]

I didnt know that Steven Hyde from that 70s show programmed!

[Taking1n1]

it's funny because some of it's bull and some of it's true

[jomushin7]

that kid rocks Awesome skillz :D

[Ryandudemancool]

very impressive

[opaqueproductions235]

sweet clicky keyboards they  don't make em like this anymore

[alihammadshah]

That's what happens when you drink piss before programming

[Tibiable]

you got some mad programming skills. keep goin' !

[ThePrivateJoker]

I only hear extreme bullshit from this post.

[Ilgauskas33]

wtfamiwatching_downloader.avi.­png.jpg.bmp.flac.mkv.exe

[wrnl]

guy knows nothing about computers

[bizbite2]

not enough keyboards... seriously 2 screens = 4 keyboards.

[gangelo100]

Oh my; a dork, and you're not even a real geek!

[KelvinW344]

Best programming tutorial I ever saw. Extreme programming here I come!

[Pasukaru0]

Haha, awesome MAB reference. :D

I like it.

[stexaz]

Reminds me of a guy from the Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams clip

[enlace01]

LOL nice!!

[funnyuday]

michael angelo of computer is crazy

[giovanni09pso]

haha epic!!! Michael Angelo Batio!!!!!! \m/

[TheFiscster510]

And that... Is programming 101.

[0ChrisMackle0]

Proud to dislike this video

[Kalashnikolor]

The source code:

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etc etc

[crockz0r]

@Kalashnikolor hehehe true story

[L33tImagination]

Hah. He's just mimicking what us real programmers do on a Sunday afternoon... in the middle of summer... with an empty stomach... without any caffeine in our system... without payment... on a paradise island with lots of hot chics sunbathing on the beach just outside... ...

[Mummie560]

well guys, if you cant read descriptions, it obviously says don't watch if you don't know me. Self Explanatory

[pivotnaza]

HOLY PROGRAMAtION!

[6dmiller]

I don't know why youtube is sending so many people to this video--I think their recommendation engine is broken. If you are a random visitor, don't bother watching.

[inyourfacesociety]

@6dmiller Dear sir, why.

[tuadube]

?W?T?F?

[okeix7]

Ok so he programmer adsafadasfsafasdf with the left hand , and with the right one ;olpk;pjk'/Pokiplj;kojoil;,okp­;'. .

Source: Hand positions :V

[MegaScorpio44]

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[HurdeHack]

He touches the keys of all but

[PopulardayOfApril]

you forgot the screen but its okay

[PopulardayOfApril]

oh it is you!

[ChekMaFresh]

Hahahaha clever video.

[lolly166541]

I´m Working like that oO

[TheSamar1995]

Sick Comedian from USA.

[dolorabdominis]

dude you are one sorry sob...

[Sh4rk711]

Which language did you use there in the last bit, only using ALT CRTL and SHIFT keys

[devouringone3]

HAHAHA, I hope you guys know to whom he's referring!

Michael Angelo Batio speed electric guitarist.

[ableage]

0:50 = Fucking CAPSLOCK

[Gavrillo]

lol. awesome.

[MrEARTHSHAcKER]

All right man.. oh no no, I won't demand 2 minutes of my life back

hahahahaha

[Tural192]

Wow, you are cool dude! ok give my lost 2 MİNUTE!

[darkdevil905]

This video bothers me not becouse he is joking but becouse of the fact that he is breaking that IBM MODEL M keyboard typing like that !

[felipecotti]

NO EXCEPTIONS

EXPERT ENTERPRISE-LEVEL AUTISM

[PandoraBox2007]

pay mac os x idiot =)

[PandoraBox2007]

idiot's

[JKJKP123]

One characteristic from XP is: programming in pair.

This is clearly a joke.

[Tibiable]

@JKJKP123 look again, he's got two keyboards paired as one using duct tape

[autonomous2010]

NICE HAIR!!!

[StephenJacobJunior]

Wooooow ! With two keyboards I can be twice as productive !

Why do I only hear about this now ?!

[VikingNightmare]

Dudeeeeeeee, i love this shit! The Michael Angelo interpretation of programing is very nice.

[dnash69]

@VikingNightmare

i see not i'm the only one who noticed :D

[loko95ftp]

this is bullshit



[g0it4r]

please watch the speed kills video by michael angelo batio to understand this parody

[iKlsR]

im sorry but BOO!

[reemontel]

He's programming visual basic clearly (kidding on VB programmers dont get your knickers in a twist)

[6dmiller]

@reemontel Dang it, I didn't think anyone would notice!

[morrowindwaytoomuch]

At least you had a MAB reference in there.

[blackfireize]

This guy has to be a professional programmer, he is speaking the truth.

[surgeonfleet]

michael angelo batiooooo, the key of the lambo

[HitfulVids]

I wish I could get a wireless version of the old 5 lb. clicky keyboard. Laptops these days are like typing on bubble wrap.

[tzeqin]

in Extreme Programming, this is Pair Programming by Jekyll & Hyde.

[robertvhg]

ductape tuning keyboard

[vgarmash]

Go get some beer and good life!

[SimohammeD007]

yeah , so funny , you are not serious about this shit , right ?

[snegnegr]

If you try to compile that shit your CPU will kill itself after stabbing your face.

[InformationFREE]

give me back my 2 minutes

[6dmiller]

@InformationFREE I watched two minutes and 23 seconds of "The Truth About Programmers." Your account now has a zero balance, and I am removing it from my books. Thank you; it has been a privilege providing you with cutting edge productivity-enhancing services and I look forward to any future opportunities to work together.

[steff385]

@6dmiller 2:13 Keyboards not connected- . -

[70rm3n70r]

dual monitors and dual keyboards ,

LMAO

[JesusWASdarkSkin]

This is DJ programming

[JesusMiddleEastGuy]

Look like u just come back from Baghdad

[Phoenix73nj]

I want my 2:24 back.

[wsanada]

Teeeeerrible!

[antraxj]

I HAVE LOST 2 MINUTES OF MY LIVE

[6dmiller]

@antraxj muwuahahaha! Thank you, all time donations are contributed in whole to Society to Unmake the Caps Key (SUCK).

[TommyDDoom]

@antraxj with these videos ... like THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED ... i lost ... OVER 9000 MINUTES FROM MY LIFE SOO YOU ARE VERY LUCKY !!!! IM MAD BRAWWWWWRRRRRRR

[kudelbudel]

You forgot a semicolon there @1:58

[satbir15]

Best instructional video ever.

[6dmiller]

I don't know...I think the original might still be a little better.

But how's anyone ever going to get an apples-to-apples comparison between the quality of programmers trained under my regime and guitarists trained under MAB? So I guess I might as well take all the credit I can get. Now that I see the light, yessir--this is EASILY the BEST INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO in the history of recording, BY FAR! Muwahahahaha.

Still, the best is yet to come: my instructional video on Extreme Toiletry.

[satbir15]

cant wait :D

[fluffyman16]

lol looks like your playing Gunz

[samamae]

crazy programming!

I like that...

[chrisbord]

Black holes don't have an infinite mass.

[kidersx]

There was also another error. I've removed the comment now.

[Ibanezx123]

hahahhahahaha its michael angelo batio LOL

[anuar7x]

LOL

[IMattNovakI]

lol, the hand typeing could be better, i can almost type that fast when im programming and im not faking, 120wpm prog speed. = D

[6dmiller]

I had to slow down for capitalization, punctuation and spelling. I figured it just wasn't right to have bad syntax in an educational video....

[IAINMAN96]

The older 'keyboard', is it a Schneider Computer?

[6dmiller]

Nah, the older one is a northgate keyboard.

[Lombasiach]

ur hardcore dude

[sweffe96]

ahh,, Sucks, I gues..

[loxaXcracker]

Great video, teaches a lot (thats what she said) but you really don't need to have your mouth opened while typing :P

[6dmiller]

haha, I would have never noticed. Well, I guess I was working harder than MAB--he's got something on me there.

[desperatehouse]

great video man. very funny. and the lambo joke ....topped it totally.

[sweffe96]

Michael Angelo :P "I am gona give YOU the keys to the lamborghini!"

[alihammadshah]

hahaha

[albertshally]

Started good but went on a bit too long on the bloody keyboard, started getting annoying. LAME

[6dmiller]

Yeah, I really wanted to shorten it (it's even more painfully long when you're making edits to it). But when parodizing, what else can you do but stay true to the original? I'd already cut it down to half the length of each of the two videos it comes from.

Besides, in focus groups, true MAB fans were on the edges of their seats anticipating the impending "double" finale.

[ezeben]

This sucks!

[Tsche]

LOOL. hahahaha muahahaha XD

[thecentrecannothold]

FABULOUS!

[6dmiller]

By the way, at 1:39 I shipped a release with my right hand (on the left keyboard), and then I shipped a patch for it at 1:55 using both hands on the right keyboard.

Sorry, we're 100% funded through sales of our vast supply of cattle manure.

[waldrich]

can I invest in your startup's Series X round? (X is for extreme, yo)