w00tstock Seattle - Baby Mama

[Dubhuir]

Molly, if you see this comment, I love you.

I want to have your babies.

[crlake]

You are a riot.

[gement]

@sweetafton23 Eee! I feel personally responded to! Thanks for giving us lyrics corrections straight from the source! It's hard to hear the subtleties sometimes when standing in the back screaming.

Thanks also for singing an unfinished song in front of a thousand people! That was an incredible thing to do, and a lot of us need reminding that being brave won't get us eaten alive. Thanks for the reminder.

Oh, and I would totally have your babies.

[sweetafton23]

@gement I assume you mean that figuratively.

[gement]

@sweetafton23 Eee! I feel personally replied to. Thanks for giving the definitive lyrics for those of us who were in the back cheering our lungs out at you. You were a delight, and singing an unfinished song in front of a thousand people was a phenomenal thing to do. Thanks for reminding the rest of us that no one will eat us alive for being brave.

[Biathine]

Do you think it would be possible (or someone of your kind people out here) could post the lyrics of this wonderful song I can so sympatize with. Being hopefully unenglish I can't understand some parts and it makes me mad. :)

[gement]

@Biathine - Lyrics 1

Your heart is trusted to a man, and so I have no hope to win it,

But consider my proposal, sir, if you can find a minute.

I think the future of our species would be better with you in it.

I know you have your problems, and maybe I have mine,

but you should leave someone to carry on when you have turned to dust

and plant your genome in an infant, sir, I think it's only just.

You would need someone to bear this child: a woman you can trust.

I'll put my body on the line!

[gement]

@Biathine Lyrics 2

Oh, Stephen Fry, I see no reason why

You wouldn't want to someday maybe let me have your baby.

You would be amazed what science does these days!

(and I don't have words here, but one day soon.)

I am ideal for this position, which I hope you will not doubt;

I've got those child-bearing hips you always hear so much about,

and my boyfriend is okay with it and he would help us out.

I know it isn't much fun; it's what I have to give.

[sweetafton23]

@gement It's actually "I know it isn't much, but it's what I have to give."

[gement]

@Biathine Lyrics 3

I don't drink and I don't smoke and I eat all my leafy greens.

I'll try to go to bed much earlier. I'll get all my vaccines.

I'll put headphones on my belly and I'll cut back on caffeine.

I'll put an iPad in the crib!

Oh Stephen Fry, there's no reason why... (Chorus again, she forgets words.)

You (inaudible), and I'm built to procreate.

I hope I will be of use, so think it over. I can wait.

And one day you'll be sure of it, and I can be your surrogate, please.

(Chorus)

[sweetafton23]

@gement "You deserve to reproduce"

[gement]

@Biathine Lyrics 4

(last chorus ends with)

I adore you dear, I come before you here,

(And there are words, nuh nuh nuh nuh.)

Sorry for breaking it up. The comment character limit is small.

[Biathine]

@gement You are the dearest of dears. Thank you very much :)

[gement]

@Biathine One mistake!

It's actually "I hope my womb can be of use," not "I hope I will be of use" in the last verse.

I only bother to correct this because I like using the word "womb."

[RedTory59]

Most excellent.

[pcg13]

This was so fabulous.

[fryfan20]

a great song, and secret wish for many me thinks