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  • since when are there mmomovies o.o;

  • Thank god Square Enix actually listened to all the bad reviews, sacked the development team, and completely revamped the game... version 2.0 HAS to be better than this disaster!

  • This game really sucks.. i tested the beta myself: 14 Hours download, 5 min loading screens and 10 fps with lagging mouse cursor -> ragequit. I didn't even come near to how shitty the rest of the game is.

    Thumbs up if you are german and noticed Biene Maja

  • This isn't even a fucking game. Jesus christ.

  • i was just waiting for lewis to type in chat I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME AND I HATE WHOEVER PLAYS THIS GAME

  • @motorhead20 guess he's not as childish as u

  • Wow I havn't seen any of these!

    MORE MORE!!!

  • you'd know what to do if you didn't skip all the talking lewis

  • @neutrocity Having been dumb enough to play this game, and read through ALL the boring ass text...no. No you wouldn't.

  • The word cutscene has lost all meaning for me now

  • Starcraft 2 strategy guide counter list

    Counter to Zerglings = Ultralisk :O

  • XFD the end of this video is amazing

  • Funny thing is: Sahagin are early game mobs in FFX. They're tutorial mobs almost

  • square enix should just drop all projects they are working on for FFXIII with lightning and all that shit and work on NOCTIS!!!! XD

  • @NettleFelicis94 YES PLEASE!

  • haha i actually looked it up, and he is genuienley reading a guide fpr the quest ... so many cutscenes lolol

  • Well this is a moder ff game for sure and I think the developers think that cutscenes wih no voice acting make up for the crummy game..... This is a dark day for final fantasy

  • kinda sad how bad this game is considering how much money they put into making it..

  • THERE ARE APOSTROPHES COZ HE BE SPEAKING LIKE A PIRATE :P

  • I got to say, I'm kinda poor, since I'm a teenager so no job and parents don't.give me and allowance, so I play f2p games so I'm kinda blown away by the nice graphics and that it has cutscenes.... But daaaaaaam, this game sucks ass, Idk why he played it so long, I woulda quit after an hr

  • With the Fianl Fantasy/SquareEnix games there's a lot of cutscenes, and I'm okay with that. But normally, when you actually get to play the fucking game, it's usually good... WHAT THE JUMPING MONKEY FUCK WHERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY MADE THIS GAME!!!!!

  • This game cures cancer. Not because its so awesome, no. But because its so bad that you just completely fucking forget about the cancer.

  • @JaySweetz This doesnt even deserve -10 it deserves no rating

  • you got 10,000 gil for it al least

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  • This game probably gets a rating of -10/10.

  • this is sad....

  • You know you have a bad game when you have to check the journal after EVERY SINGLE CUTSCENE!

  • After a Cutscene, go to the cutscene, after the cutscene, go downstairs for a cutscene, Use your npc linkshell to speak to the npc, head back to the INN for a cutscene.

  • Why are these so many people playing this?

  • lol i had to take my headphones off as Lewis was describing the next quest =D

  • Cutscene...Cutscene...Cutscene­...Cutscene...Cutscene...Cutsc­ene.... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thank you for making us realize how bad this game is :) the gaming community ows u guys a lot

  • Wow, just wow! their are a lot!, of cutscenes in FFXIV  it's fucking ridiculous.

  • Does this pair remind anyone of Jack and Geoff? With one making jokes and laughing and one explaining the game angrily :)

  • Biene Maja ftw

  • thats enough for now, im tired enough to ssleep

  • no gameplay...no gameplay anywhere...

  • Cutscenes in cutscenes when watching cutscenes after which you get cutscenes of cutscenes cutscenes cutscenes.

    Also, there's cutscenes.

  • Simon's laugh is contagious

  • I put some cutscenes into your cutscenes so you can watch cutscenes while you watch cutscenes.

  • couldn't they have just made final fantasy xiv a movie? this is a terrible mmo

  • Cutscene.

    

  • I invented a good drinking game: every time there's a cutscene, I down my beer. And now I'm fucking hammered.

  • @guybrown12 This might result in death well before you reach max level.

  • 2:52 Biene Maja!

    Maya the Honey Bee in English, if anybody knows it there at all... Being German I wouldn't know, though it was a japanese anime and it got dubbed in 42 languages so it might be :>

  • FINAL FANTASY CUTSCENE INCOMMING, WE ALL GONNA DIE.....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­..........*cutscene*

  • THAT IS IT

  • Is it me, or is it time that final fantasy starts making movies instead of video games? =p

  • 6:40 to 8:15 is pure gold xD

  • @Renagade4 If its yogscast all of it is puregold! :3

  • Honestly, its like the devs of the game, or the english-localization-team, whatever, didnt even pass elementary school english lessons...

    I'm swedish and even in elementary school we were strictly taught to NOT FUCKING SPEAK IN ACCENTS WHEN WRITING ENGLISH TEXT.. lol

    Come on, "th' reavers an' the 'cudas buttin' 'eads again?" <--- what the hell is this?! lol you cant actually type out accents, either voice act it or just write plain english, geez this game is.... Aaaaaasss, Love simon & lewis

  • @Baleur You were taught correctly, but at the same time..you are incorrect.. when someone in the story is speaking, they can have accents..that's part of immersing yourself in the story. Yeah, sometimes it's annoying/hard to read..but it's meant to have an accent, it's not incorrect to do this at all.

  • I have grown creepy suspicions in my mind about the population of that world, because everyone have the same face. *shudder*

  • Square seriously need to get their shit back together

  • My favorite part was the cutscenes

  • Haha love the tags :D

  • @MrKitkatmatt yeah, kind of expected those tags when i read your comment lol

  • Cutscene...

  • This game would be much better if they just made it into a fucking movie

    shit

  • EPIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!! :p

  • Squeare Enix big fail

  • you guys do relize the game hasnt been out very long right O.o im sure they will make patches and revisions all over the place so go play something else til then if you hate it so much.  *braces self for hate comments*

  • @vivi148 Then you had better hope those patches come soon, or there won't be an FFXIV left for you to play because everyone else left and Square sees no reason to keep the servers running (one can only hope).

    Also, we've heard it from you guys before. "Oh, it'll get better when it releases." "Oh, it'll get better a month or two from now." "Oh, it'll get better next year when it's released on the PS3." Why would any sensible person wait for one game to become even remotely playable with

  • @vivi148 so many other options out there in the genre?

  • I killed a monster and it shit out a chicken egg for my reward, how lovely.

  • ZOMG IT'S DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!!!!!!!

  • SquareEnix has discovered the cure to insomnia -- they'll make billions!

  • Fail, huh? Maybe it's time square enix pulled the plug on Final Fantasy. They're just building up a bad rep for the whole franchise now.

  • THIS GAME IS FUCKEN BORING

  • Save the worl dlet this game die in a fire and never return. This is LITERALLY the worst rpg i have ever played...out of over 50 at least. And half of them have been F2P which makes this games case even worse.

  • NOPE. THAT IT IS.

  • soooo yeah this game was pretty fail

  • yea your spose to fucking run around an read everything everyone tells you thats FFs god watching u play this is like watching a infinit failing at life. other wize that u guys did a good job on the review. Good opinions u wow nerds...

  • It's really hard for me to understand some people's train of thought.. I mean at the end, where they were confused what to do, the first thing I thought was "Ok, so I probably need to get my level up to ten to proceed." I'm not sure why people have so bad a time with this. Chances are I'm getting this game, so maybe since it's getting such a bad first impression, it'll save me the headache of having to deal with a lot of these people in game. Darwinism FTW?

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  • @Blakobness @Blakobness I find it's funny how you talk about Darwinism, when you've failed to evolve to the trend in mainstream MMOs. MMOs are no longer a niche and games like this should help new players.

    Or continuing thinking like an elitist prik but don't be surprised if this game ends up like APB, for it's failure to evolve to the current gaming market. People generally play games to have fun, as a form of escapism. When a game is more frustrating than fun, then it will generally fail.

  • @Master10k2 It's funny that you call me an elitist prick, with all of the elitist pricks hating on this game in these comments. This game doesn't need to evolve to the market, just as it doesn't need PvP. People will come to this game for what it offers, not for what they think it should be.

    I happen to think the game is looking pretty fun, and with a few patches, it'll be even better. If you don't think it'll be fun, don't play it. No big loss.

  • @Blakobness i agree with you, it looks like alot of fun and i know its alot like ff11 and i believe in time it will be awesome :) even tho i think it already does look awesome.

  • @Blakobness So even if someone you're supposed to realise you need to get a job skill to level 10, you'd then willingly repeat these same boring bi-daily quests to get another 6 levels? I wouldn't.

  • @EarthandStorm You can have an opinion and make your own decisions without trying to bash them over people's heads. If you think the gameplay is boring, there are other games out there. Regardless, this game will have an audience that will enjoy it's elements. Leave quests are just a small part of the game.

  • @Blakobness It isn't hard or difficult to understand, it's simply unnecessarily tedious. If you enjoy the game, go for it, but I'm personally hoping SquareEnix lose so much money on this game that they need to remake FF7 for some quick cash.

  • Cutscene Fantasy XIV

  • gameplay looks the same as the last one, graphics look great. Is this game worth paying $13 a month?

  • @Santurro99 Honestly it isn't, not now at least, it has some things that can be fixed but for the most part the things that should be the easiest tasks in any mmo are overly frustrating for example simply targeting and engaging any mob is clunky and slow, tab targeting is dumb and will target a rat 40 yalms away instead of one right in front of you Vendoring anything takes a year Theres a mess of a bazaar that requires hours of searching My biggest problem with it is everything is so damn slow

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  • Cutscene AAAAAAAAAAA Cutscene AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Cutscene AAAAAAAA

    nice ending.

  • Such an appalling game.

  • That is IT, THAT IS IT!!!!!

  • Sahagins in FF are fish people xD

  • Japanese can't fucking make games anymore at all.

  • @Andreazor Yeah, because one Japanese company can't make a good MMO, that must mean Japan can't make games anymore.

  • @SakuraAvalon

    Who said I judged their gaming industry on just this game? I sure didn't. You assumed it however. No, I have a perfectly good grasp of japanese games and they're by a big margin much worse then games from for example american game producers.

  • @Andreazor

    dude you are a noob...

    "japanese games and they're by a big margin much worse then games from for example american game producers."

    jap and korean games are top of the line in rpg and mmo...you aparently have no clue as to what you are saying...i have studied games since i was 8 years old...grew up playing games and hate it when noobs like you think american games are better all around...they do have some adv. but so do jap. and korean games XP...

  • a little bit of tea bagging going on.atleast theirs something entertaning about this whole affair.

  • Lol. I mean. Really? You can't SKIP cutscenes? Was that a feature so hard to implement?

  • I played the game up to lvl 15. The main line quests were the worst part of the game. Try doing the emote quest in the desert town.

  • World of Cutscenecraft.

  • Ya'll don't know cut-scenes till you've played Metal Gear Solid. XP

  • @Tronova Atleast after Metal Gear Solid showed a cutscene, you went into action...

  • cutscene cutscene cutscene cutscene FUCK FINAL FANTASY !!!

  • My god, they should rename this game Final Fantasy: Cutscene. :(

  • I'm so glad I play WOW instead of this abomination. XD

  • @arachnophilegrrl im glad i play dnd online instead of this horrid , boring,  repetitive piece of garbage of a game. >:[

  • "Apostrophes EVERYWHERE!".

  • Well this game looks shit.

  • @Tommy2er No shit

  • play more brian blessed

  • @Highstar25 Brian Blessed is perma-dead.

  • @InfernalDaimen have they not fixed the glitch yet? jesus

  • I was first very weary of this game when the SpoonyOne mentioned how much the demo sucked at PAX in his vid. But the Yogscast guys seems to have confirmed my fears that this 'game' is more about watching an ungodly amount of cutscenes and utterly boring quests.

  • Does nobody else get ridiculously annoyed at the fac tthat the name of your character appears CONSTANTLY in the middle of your screen?!

  • @kiwifruitplox You can turn it off.

  • Is this a game or an interactive movie? I can't see the difference anymore :O

  • I don't like how it looks like everyone is wearing a C4.

  • next to my video the ad urges me to pre-order the game... hmmm

  • This game is awsome. There are only so many cutscenes for these guys because they just seem to be doing missions. Don't get me wrong i love these guys, but imo if you liked FFXI you'll like this. But im a huge metal gear fan:P

  • @bigbosssolidsnake10 Uhhh... Isn't doing missions the point of an adventure game?

  • This game is awsome. There are only so many cutscenes for these guys because they just seem to be doing missions. Don't get me wrong i love these guys, but imo if you liked FFXI you'll like this.

  • This game encapsulates everything I hate about final fantasy games.

  • It is not a game, it is a sadistic experiment.

  • thumbs up if you liked the fish tank

  • awsome endboss at the end of quest..... love it

  • lold hard at cutscenes

  • Androgynous pirates is worse that sparkling vampires, also wtf. is up with the "n'avi cats" here? Is that what a cat would give birth to if you managed to impregnate one? Should I try to fuck my cat? is that what this game is about?

  • What I find amazing is that a game that is based entirely on cut scenes do them so very very poorly. I mean the few times WoW has had cut scenes so far they have always been awesome and fun to watch but here you feel like you are watching something a 5 years old put together.

  • CUTSCENE!!!

  • why the fuck would anyone play this game

  • the highlight of this video was that fishtank....

  • @jezuez Honestly there are nicer fish tanks in WoW.

  • @Isundir I was talking about this video, and not WoW xD

  • How is this even an mmo...

  • AGHH THIS GAME IS SO FUCKIGN TERRIBLE

  • Omgggggggg

  • Why bother making a game ... they should just do a movie

  • So.... does this game have any cutscenes?

  • Unfuckinbelievable!!!!!!!!!

    There exists no force in this universe that would force me to play this. If I had loads of free time and this game only... I'd rather go to bed and sleep all day:D

  • So, I heard you like cutscenes?

  • So close to buying this just to go around fishing as a catlady.

    The Yogscast saved me like what, 50 bucks and eternal suffering?

    <3

  • @Accisma you missed the part where every other step you move is a stupid random encounter that's slowing down your walking... to the next cutscene.. -.-''

  • Shame u can't press F5 to stop the cutscene.. ><'

  • @mrsuraci alt f4 works thou

  • hahahaha so sucky game

  • final fantasy 14 : the interactive movie, to watch you need to walk

    comes completly without action, fun, story and battle. But wait if you buy now you get an extra fishing pole AND 4 more cutscenes to get the damn thing

  • Strategy guides are a huge money grab. Games are designed with all this secret stuff - just in order to sell more guides. Thank goodness for those people who put the info up on the web.

  • i was gonna buy this, but its total shit. thanks for the heads up :)

  • Oh god strategy guides are fucking awful arent they. God their worst then Hitler.

  • I have never before heard two men go insane, but today, from 7:50 - 8:07 I did.

  • @Erinsanity I think it actually sort of started at 4:19.

  • On word....CUTSCENE

  • MOOOORE FISHING !!!!

  • The only reason im watching these FF14 vids is to listen to Lewis and Simon rag on how bad FF14 is XD

  • FUCK CUTSCENES

  • "I'm Not stupid!" "Well...."

  • As a crazy, sad minority, I will still enjoy this game. That being said, these videos are still pretty funny. :P

  • 6:28 on is just epicness

  • CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE CUTSCENE roflmgfago

  • I so can't wait till the official release of this game...The gaming sites will pound this game to oblivion for the horrid gameplay and lack of content. The only good thing about this game are the visual aspects.

  • @Nefzen1 I don't even know how this was ok'd by anyone with a brain.

    Clearly Square doesn't do in-house testing at all.

  • So, Final Fantasy 14 is a no-very-interactive movie?

  • Looking forward to part 14 :V

  • Lmao! look at the tags for this video!

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  • arrr he be a pirate

    god i about died laughing x3

  • Graphics, Amazing. Music, Stunning. Gameplay, Terrible.

  • "Whoa, sounds like it's worth it man!" XD

  • Mind = exploded.

    I don't know how you two are still going.

  • Bear in mind, these are two wow players and are used to having their hands held. This game is shit arse boring though up to level 10.

  • @kall550 Bear in mind, this game is so awful that its almost inconceivable that anyone besides the most hardcore fanboy would try to defend it. (I'm a former ffxi player.)

  • @kall550 There was nothing "hand-holdy" about pre-bc/pre-nerf BC.