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  • When your savings are robbed, like the former customers of MF Global, is religion a factor? Or maybe, its the most important aspect? Huh? Which religion accepts embezzlement as a path to redemption? What lie does Corzine, tell his children? What lie should I tell mine? Just asking questions.

  • No. I will not agree. The government is a reflection upon us all. We all can vote. We all can organize. Do IT! My choices reflect my destiny. I'm a reflection of my choices. This fool, Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, can't remember his own beliefs!? Is this a joke? My kids are RIGHT to question authority, with fools like this being in elected office. We deserve the government, we allow to govern us.

  • @Dactuck Seriously, religious people are not only dumb but SCARY

  • @trypthetryped What? People with a healthy respect for eternal spirituality are Dumb? Scary, only to you brother. Seriously, are these beliefs affecting ANYTHING you do and accomplish in your one life? As a Christian, I don't give a crap, if WE, as Americans, elect a Mormon, and Jew, a Catholic, or a Muslim. Just be Honest! Do That!

  • @Dactuck what about an atheist?

  • Fucking painful.

  • wow he would be an amazing president.

    haha such a retard :P

  • Better then Obama ? Everything is better then obama... Even this brainless dumbass is better then obama. Obama signed acta. Nuff said

  • @KaiokenLuffy Good point, especially about ACTA. But really? We're watching a modern day clown. Governor of Texas? Better than Obama? My six-year old has more character than Rick Perry. C'mon!

  • @Dactuck mhm lets agree that the goverment is f*+cked

  • haha... even Ron Paul remembers. But seriously? He's getting rid of education?

  • pretty sure rick perry is not a skrull maybe some kind of robot

  • Lol do away with education? Right... I think that's something you should've improved on before even running for president :p

  • fuck perry

  • better then obama

  • @jocoman22 Bullshit! Bullshit!

  • Forgetting it once is one thing. But TWICE? Rick Perry is just a slower, more retarded version of George Bush. Yuck.

  • Son of a bitch Rick Perry

  • Do away with education...ah ah Adm

  • i would probably DIE of embarrassment in a moment like that

  • brutal!!! i was a staunch supporter of rick's. he's really a clever man with an off-night.

  • LOL

  • oops

  • 0:01 ''it bounces the budget''. Very smart, dumass

  • upps!

  • -_-

  • george bush all over again

  • Sorry Rick, the rest of the country is not a dumb as Texas bro...

  • Don't get me wrong, I think rick perry is a dumbass, but this looks to me like the effects of propranolol, which is a beta blocker, which is often used by people for public speaking, as well as symphony orchestra players because it blocks adrenaline.

    However one side effect I have noticed is that it causes your mind to go blank at the most inopportune times, especially when someone asks you something, your mind just goes utterly blank and you are trying to search your mind but you cant.

  • @vobo8998 get the fuck off your pills before you try leading the world. id rather have someone full of aderaline and actually spirit then some pill that blocks you from caring about people

  • hahahahahah oops

  • oops

  • For a good stretch of time Perry was a GOP front-runner. This is who the big industry Republican machine wants you to vote for; an easily manipulated simpleton. With the exception of Ron Paul, all of these candidates are part of the problem with what American politics has become.

  • @pas84av2 Ron Paul is the ONLY honest republican Candidate

  • The scariest thing is that this is real.

  • I could just imagine Rick Perry planning to wage war with a country.

    "Hmm, which country were we going to attack again? Was it Canada? Whatever, let's attack them."

  • @X3n0nFr33k lolcake

  • If you can't remember the THREE departments you would do away with, then you seriously are stupid! I mean, come on! How can you not remeber that!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha he's pathetic X)

  • Excuse me, could you tell me the difference between little perry and little romney?

  • Oops

    

  • Dont blame Perry.. its not his fault Ron has jedi mind altering powers.

  • geez

  • "OOPS"

  • LMFAO skit em ron

  • I love Rick Perry, even though I hate his opinions. He's just hilarious. RON PAUL 2012!!

  • I love this guy, but he's kind of an idiot

  • Unbelievable

  • This guy more like a comedy show actor than anything else, like he wants to run the country Michael Scott style, with humor. How can someone waste a vote on this guy? Presidential position is serious stuff, americans... watch out!

  • hahahaahah listen to ron pauls grandpa ass at :18. He didnt want to bail out perry, vote ron paul 2012 save the country

  • Republicans at their very very best......

  • all of you people insulting Perry have obviously never been in front of a crowd that size. be human and use your heads. do you really think Perry doesnt know the names of the departments?

    you act like that & at same time give us Americans a bad name worldwide.

    shit happens & Perrry is a human, after all.

  • @nuneh No he isn't, hes a a racist, sexist bigot, who gets away with far more than he should

  • @Sykopath96 are you actually arguing against the fact that Perry is a human being?

    are there not sexist human beings? yes there are.

    i wasn't planning on voting for him anyway, but i give him major props for calling turkey's government what it has been for years--- a TERRORIST!

    most other US politicians have fallen victim to turkey's blackmails. look at obama-- before winning presidency, he promised he'd pass the Armenian Genocide Resolution. after winning, he went to turkey & chickened out

  • another idiot to be elected...

  • dumbo

  • this guy has my fucking vote! hahaha

  • ahlzeimers

  • "oops"

  • Fuck you Rick Perry, Ron Paul 2012!

  • Perry: What's the third one again, Ron?

    Ron PAul: I'm sorry, don't do bailouts.

  • This is extremely scary.

  • @SalCurtis

    It would have been far scarier if he had said the Defense department.

    Thank God he is not in the race anymore.

  • There's a shocking new Presidential Candidate! Fireworks! We aint seen fireworks like what's gonna happen when this one takes office!

  • I like the part where he said "oops".

  • im from texas and people like this make us look bad 

  • @Haas7268 no shit. Plus you had Bush.

  • @Haas7268 The people that make Texas look bad are Texans.

  • I hate religion, policy and America so fuck this vid!

  • haha I love how Perry says "oops" then looks over to Romney. so cute.

  • Bush two... RON PAUL 2012!!

  • This is painful to watch.

  • The moment where it all collapsed for Rick Perry.

  • I can honestly believe he wants to get rid of Education, he's made it this far without one.

  • And he talks about sending the troops back to Iraq it's like Bush all over again -_-

  • VOTE RON PAUL 2012!!!

  • @ymmmmot1 No.

  • @ymmmmot1 i think obama.......

  • @the4thdemension hmm...I do not remember what I commented

  • ...oops lol

  • lol

  • ron paul is looking like "what a fuckin moron!" lol

  • Obama has achieved three great things in his life.

    They are: Uh... what were the other three again?

  • he makes me sick how can he be so homophobic

  • fuck u rick perry you redneck

  • whats sad is , right next to him you have ron paul who knows every word of the constitution and this moron gets more time in the debate than paul, society is screwed.

  • @soccerguy325 are you serious? Obama, is worser then rick perry.

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  • @HenryDoinit wow its funny how you're calling obama stupid, since you just wrote "worser"

  • @HenryDoinit It's "than" not "then." And that coma after "Obama" is wrong. clearly you're just as dumb as rick perry.

  • @shredr18 You didn't capitalize "clearly" on that next sentence! It's "comma," not "coma" in that context! Clearly, you shouldn't even be allowed to LIVE! I think everyone can agree with me when I say you're just as bad as HITLER.

  • @JRoth129 .... the comma thing was a type-o and the not capitalizing of "clearly" doesn't change the meaning of the sentence. and calling me hitler for that just shows how much of a fuck you are. go eat shit

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  • Good ol' Rick is now our stupidest candidate now that Michele withdrew from the race!

  • Just really want to say; LOL.

  • But of course, another fanatical moron is exactly what our world needs O.o America, you can't be serious... 

  • Haha.....What a tool, hope Obama wins

  • @keeponfda I agree.

  • nobody's perfect at least he was cool about it

  • Oh wow.

  • looked at ron paul and peed in his pants

  • lol, total fail

  • Ron Paul sounds like Grandpa Pickles from Rugrats at 00:18 dude has voice acting skills too. What a legend! Ron Paul 2012!!!! Fuck you Perry.

  • The only thing missing in this video is the silent smelly belch of scotch that you just know was trying to creep out when he pauses at 0:7.

  • Ron Paul is the man

  • As an European, watching two republican well considered candidates making such mistakes (especially the one for Mr. Cain on Libya^^) makes me fear the worst for you americans. You just had 2 Bush in less than 20 years....Is that normal that Democrates seem way more intelligent than Republicans? (Exept for Mr. Ron Paul which i consider as the best one on republican side, he has a good view on extern politics which makes the hate of USA around the world come down for sure).

  • @CortoMaltese091

    obviously then, it must be a good thing that this guy apparently wants our education system not cut but "gone..."

  • this guy is a complete idiot. All that Texas meat and yeehawing has put his mind into

    dumbo land.

    He is entertaining though. lol!

  • well at least the dementia is becoming obvious before he's made president, unlike with reagan

  • i live in texas......sad -_________-

  • Rick perry have a thick tongue,Moses in Bible had a thick tongue too, don't effect the leadership, Rick perry bring restore in Texas even in the time of economical disaster in America, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul etc in the GOP doesn't have any thing to specify that they accomplished in the past years while live in this country.Choosing them is like a experiment, hope that they might do some miracle to restore America,Why not Rick perry? He proved that He can restore what ever He touch.

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  • i think he might actually be retarded

  • oh but this dumbass is so smart on immigration cause he;s for amensty. He's an idiot on immigration. The third world tidal wave is killing the west.

  • Perry: :/

    Romney: @_@

    Cain: -_-

    Paul: :D

  • if this guy somehow manages to get to the presidency i will flee to canada

  • @bluedragonfire123456 You are welcome here, and you can have free healthcare if you would like :) (just need to be employed first)

  • Ron paul tries to correct him, he shoulda pointed at him and laughed

  • This guy doesn't even know the age groups that can vote him into office for cry'n out loud.

  • Omg l m f a o

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  • Ooops.. Rick Perry's ad played before the video!

  • Ill still pick this guy over the cock sucking Mormon asshole

  • Rick Perry has Alzheimer's disease. He forgets things quite often.

    Soon, we'll forget about him.

  • Rick Perry is a solid conservative candidate who's not afraid to admit he's Christian

    he has a firm belief in the Father, the Son and...what's the third one?

  • @ubermensch826 lol funny as fuck

  • @ubermensch826 ROFLLLLLL LMFAOO!!!

  • @ubermensch826 you made my day thank you. 

  • @ubermensch826 you made my day thank you.

  • @ubermensch826 in the Father, The Son and the Daughter.

  • @diegodavv it was a joke.

  • @ubermensch826 and space ghost

  • @ubermensch826 flying spagetti monster

  • @ubermensch826 "Give what is Caesar's to Caesar and what is God's to God."

  • @ubermensch826 Great comment  - Too bad the other top rated comment was made by a fag

  • get rid of the department of education? that alone should be more controversial than him forgetting his speech... Oh America, you're doomed

  • @headbanger2510 America does not need a department of Education. Education should be left up to the states.

  • @headbanger2510 hahah if you think about it perrys a funny dude. gotta respect how he tries to remember

  • OMG he even Looks at his notes, lol, that is funny , DONT WORRY KNOWONE WILL VOTE FOR THIS GUY HE IS AN IDIOT, A Brunette version of Bush, lol......we dont want to do that again:)

  • Rick is so sexy. Who cares if he couldn't remember? It happens to all of us. He's human.

  • @Branigan4ever

    Are there any more people like you?

    If there are were doomed

  • Just dig your own grave and jump in buddy!

  • What a clown

  • So painful to watch

  • There are three reasons Rick Perry should not be the president.

    1. He's just not smart. Not to insult others, but he just can't lead.

    2. Doesn't represent the people. This is obvious if you just ask someone.

    3. Um... uh, what was the third? Lets see now... I'm going to have to say EPA.

  • @utubeforway he's also a racist and homophobic bigot.

  • You Nazi Cuttlefish want to vote for this dipshit? Figures.

  • can't even remember what he had to memorize...

  • herpaderp

  • ROFL I like how this tool bag looks @ Ron Paul all menacing and focused while saying what he wants to say but completely embarasses himself in front of national tv

    hahahahahahah

    can u say fail?

  • Hahahaha no if anybody forgets something it's known as pulling a Rick Perry....

  • God...if he's elected, I want to see him repeating the oath

  • Why would a country want to do away with its education department?

    Education is the fundamental future of any nation.

    Surely overseeing and managing the education of america from a govermental level is the best way to make sure the industry serves america best and provides americans with the best possible future they can have.

    Oops. sorry....did i just go Commie? Idiots!

  • Ron Paul always got his shit together!

  • @raccoonman14 Because Ron Paul speaks from the heart, he's wise, and truly represents the constitution, and the People!

  • EPA? EPA!

    LOL!

  • 0:42 the audience member to the right starts to laugh.