Battle Masters - Board James - Cinemassacre.com

[2MKGAMER]

Funny, I like avgn alot

[TheDuckofLaw]

this game totally blew my mind... and I actually liked Hero Quest, even if I never played more than two quests in a row.

[knowziewoh]

"you wanna be a man right?"

"i dont know" lol

[Bantirat]

reminds me of warhammer fantasy with the imperium and chaos....

[InShatteredMolds]

"I'd hang that on my FUCKIN WALL" hahahaahahh!

[VulcanHeStan]

complaining about setup for *THAT*?

jeeze, has he never played a full game of Axis and Allies?

and that is *NOT* that complicated.....

Play Warhammer 40K/Fantasy Warhammer on the original Tabletop manner...

*THEN* complain about complicated "board games"!

[MrKennyWilliams]

@VulcanHeStan You do realize this is a dramatization right? As in he is acting, and playing a character SPECIFICALLY for comedy this is NOT his actual opinion.

[VulcanHeStan]

@MrKennyWilliams except, that's a perfectly valid response to the setup for a game like that, unless you've played one of the two games I've mentioned, or *BOTH*

[MrKennyWilliams]

@VulcanHeStan I' actually play Warhammer 40K Consistantly.

[VulcanHeStan]

@MrKennyWilliams the Tabletop version, or the garbage PC versions?

scratch that, Dark Crusade was fun, as is DoW II Retribution's "Last Stand" mode.

but still,Tabletop version's better.

[MrKennyWilliams]

@VulcanHeStan Tabletop, I hate the PC games TBH

[VulcanHeStan]

@MrKennyWilliams Dark Crusade's not *THAT* bad, and teh last Stand mocde in DoWII's expansion, but the rest are terrible...

[shannoncleveland]

holy shit are James's sideburns long! lol

[JokesterJackler]

LOL A Simon's quest mention lol!~

[greyfox389]

I remember the first time my brother, my cousins and I played this.

We opened the box, and then unfolded the mat in my basement, and we all just laughed uproariously for about 10 minutes.

We could no longer walk through the basement.

[Iwantedtoleavethis]

you played this wrong it's very fun.

[Iwantedtoleavethis]

I have this game

[SehxualPanda]

Review Axis and Allies 1940!

[CrappyNintendoReview]

Yey Warhammer! Back when Games Workshop still made board games!

[footbag8402]

what was the word he used anajason, help me out, I don't know

[SehxualPanda]

@footbag8402 adjacent, which means a connected space.

[evilmarcus96]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tostie roll pop? The world may never know

[TheNOWHERESVILLE]

thanks james i just lost the ability to do maths watching this video 0_0

[dastreet123]

reminds me of games like warhammer but those were cool because they had things to speed up the early steps

[TheGiglfoosm]

No every one knows chaos would stomp the empire with their op as balls nights and chosen warriors.

[SVPrelude]

"You wanna be a man right?" "uh... I don't know." lmao.

[thetintowers]

whens the video game coming out? lol

[MaicoMoon]

What a shitload of fuck, so much instructions.

[thecowmanisherenow]

warhammer anyone?

[chubba58881]

I was soooooo expecting Kyle to be behind the couch. XD

[ThePixelArcade]

4:00 - 4:04 hahaha omgg, when ever I see this part I laugh.

[ShawnRussell1991]

James: Do you wanna be a man? Mike: IDK

[MrMicongIII]

You should review Resident Evil Deck Building Game, it's actually a great board game!

[khornhole]

chaos warriors and the empire it is warhammer

[bluephoenix387]

Looks like Warhammer Junior.

[dywanetherock]

James: you want to be a man right

Mike: I DON"T KNOW?

[misterneckbreaker88]

anyone notice the cheesy sideburns lol are they stick on or grow em yourself. i can see the colour changes. love the video.

[bbhaver]

I rather play Simon's Quest.

[omegadragon1000]

whats the name of the song at the end? Reply plz if you know...

[BoxedPchannel]

Fuck that game!!!

[3Bullets4U]

i want james shirt...

[tanzac15]

so this is a cheapo version of warhammer? lol

[neocon2009]

That game is so ridiculous, I would rather cut my pecker off and feed the remains to pigeons than play this fucking game! LOL

[gombagod]

James: You wanna be a man, right?

MF Mike: I don't know.

[bakura06ryou]

You lost me. That game is way to complicated.

[TeddXplosion]

Yo dawg, I heard you like board games... lol

[usernameofchoice10]

you put the dick in the horse to ride it. was james cameron involved in this?

[Vault101Reject]

Fuck this shit. I'm gonna go play warhammer. It's less complicated

[jraytay555]

This game is so simple. Also its really a one time setup on the pieces. We played about 15 games in like 2 hours one day. Its also very much like simple warhammer.

[oldeyeman]

More like battle Assters

[FairGamer13]

Lol

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop the world may never know"

Random

[R4Akai]

*the simple edition

[R4Akai]

Anyone is reminded on warhammer40k?

[UnintentionalAwesome]

@R4Akai yep, its pretty much a cheaper version of the original warhammer.

[DubstepbyAlecks]

DONT MOVE THE COUCH! ITS THE GUITAR GUY'S HOME!!!!

[JAYDEEClonan]

Where's Kyle when they move the couch?

[Agamembar]

I just dug this game out of a cupboard and then seen this video, when I put the pieces together when I bought it I glued them, even to the bases saved time really, still its a fun game and far simpler than warhammer etc.

[pkslider725]

i had this game but lost it... couldnt really get into it anyway... i preferred heroscape, personally (but i lost that too...)

[Shoobedooby]

wow u guys r rlly patient..i got bored trying to learn monopoly for the first time XD

[Powerstars321]

I want that as my new carpet!

[Nightyoshi12]

Moving the couch?...Kyle's going to be real pissed.

[LazyWorkCreations]

@Nightyoshi12 I was expecting to see him there be like "what are you doing to the couch?"

[Nightyoshi12]

@LazyWorkCreations That would of been awesome

[lilvin69]

world of warcraft before the internet?

[Pryide]

eher played dungeons and dragons? ;P

[oldschoolgamergavin]

This video should have been called "Shit people at Cinemassacre say"

[ryansvicxX]

@oldschoolgamergavin shut up faggot no one likes you nor did anyone ask you

[tLOLergan]

i still think that mouse trap is harder to set up...

[FurryVideos]

I think my brother had this game for a while.

[alifelesscritic]

OBVIOUSLY Kyle is holding on to the BOTTOM of the couch (like De Niro held on to the bottom of a car in Cape Fear !)

[missNewVegas]

you can wrap up an ORANGUTAANNGG

[smitty3919]

i still have that game!!!

[VoidedMirror]

This is why video games were invented.

[0111Daniel]

Isn't a bit odd that Mike always cheats but James is the one who wins? lol!

[andoc]

Hey, I have a Thundercats cap like that one!

[FairGamer13]

Lol so many questions.... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop the world may never know.... random lol

[DilemmaSTS]

that game would piss me off

[easyadventurer]

Kinda like a huge board game of fire emblem (obv.) but you have to do all the calculations D:

[Miko1237]

Thumps up if you think they should make a Board James DVD and Board James Movie.

[brclnarocks]

1:39 technically it's a futon

[Lunarvx22]

You could wrap up an ORANGUTAAANG!

[newgrounds97]

Must Play Skyrim! But must watch AVGN!

[killrd12]

"do you want to be a man right?" motherfucker mike,"i dunno."

[Genodude1]

retarded terrorist alar clock

Alarm: 7:00, ALAHULACKBAH

[andrew76020]

yeah um, playin moustrap instead....

[Bigl8317]

haha I have that same futon!

[staidenofanarchy]

THEY SHOULD SO DO RISK

[IsmailAli123]

MIKE SHOULD BE THE NEXT INSPECTOR GADGET

[xThAtLoCoKiD]

coolest nerdgame EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

[ThatBlackGuy1337]

Shoulda had the guitar guy freak out when they moved the couch, haha

[MAXZONE47]

Next they should play Axis & Allies.

[woskis9161]

I had a trampoline that is smaller than that

[daSenfgurke]

It's a hippie game. After a few hours you are just like: "Lets just have peace and smoke some shit."

[noname12327]

you guys should review heroscape

[futureboycolin]

Kids with Asperger's loved this game.

[HenryvKeiper]

Lionheart was kind of a simplified version of this.

[ReloadPsi]

I look at some of these insane setup times for board games, and my immediate thought goes something along the lines of "what were they thinking?!"

[sikokiller12]

bad ass concept but wow the game looks boring.

[Badfish37]

sorry for saying thumbs up, but I'm just curious,

Thumbs up if at 1:46 when they moved the couch you thought Kyle would be there...

btw James nice hat

[xXDa1CaptainXx]

Cant believe this is a real game..

[PitawKristiansen]

I was expecting kyle behinde the damn couch.

[fredfunk23]

I'll wrap the shit outta the next orangutan I see with that biatch!

[TheScarredShow]

he looks like that guy i think his name is james the son from s&s logging

[GuitarHeroOsbourne]

Its funny how this video is twice as long as the Hero Quest video.

[GANGSTA12ize]

I havent even heard of thos game before, but, People just play Stratego, it is the same concept, much aller and better. You gotta try it out, really fun game.

[jbear0000]

I think I had that game, but could never convince my brothers to play it with me.

[DrOnline82]

In 1994 my family went on Vacation to the US. I bought a lot of GI Joes, and my brother bought this game, Battlemasters. We played it all.the.time! It's not at all complicated compared to other board games we were into, though. The ogre was cool!

[bioghidorah]

the board reminded me of the map from nightmare on elm street 6

[bmandrake01]

Hero Quest seems less complicated than this game!

[brunobliss]

there are always about 87 dislikes per couple of hundred views on james videos, i wonder if that's a specific group of people that just come here to thumbs down :P

[Pbmike127]

I have this game myself its really fun but like it shows in the video its a bitch to construct i spent 2 and a half hours preparing this game with my bud and we got so bored of building it when we were done it stayed on my fuckin bedroom floor for like five days cause i didn't want to put all those pieces away if we actually decided to come back to it i think it needs to be revamped with a little better qualities

[Luigifan66]

My god WTF you have to study the booklet just to play the damn game!

[razboy8]

Reminds me of the game civilization

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

god its like the bible and studing its to hard

[Mrblipblopify]

warhammer much better

[JMDNelson]

Jesus, I wouldn't be able to fuckin memorize that manual... Fuck....

[TheBLDP]

Did this game come first or, warhammer?

[Jshaw71]

I have this game, and sadly have not played it once... it is complicated... you should do a board james of Dungeon the old TSR board game, it was pretty cool, thanks for the upload james...

[kaiketsu07]

2:19 Wanna play mouse trap?

[chainsawz1]

ATTENTION WARHAMMER PLAYERS

anyone notice the empire warhorses at 1:00 ?

[cesarmanuel51]

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop hahaha mike you just mad my day

[1234circles]

motherfucker mike is nicer than in weapons and warriors

was that him in that?

[smashercrusher3]

holy shit. and all this time, i thought heroscape was a pretty huge game!

[cookiesforhalo]

85 people left this game lying in their living room and got yelled at by their mother.

[911SANDVICHvsBONK119]

oh man, what those two go through just for our amusement.....

[TheWolverineman16]

@jesus77755

Ha I get it that funny

[MrWillsauce]

more like bored James

[kralle333]

This would be very awesome as a video game

[iamagimmick]

0:44

Face is obviously forced but still hilarious

[ndingo]

is game reminds me of warhammer 

[TheBLDP]

@ndingo Only less expensive.

[Markell1991]

@ndingo It would be interesting to see if Games Workshop had anything to say about this. I mean, look at the moons on the Orc's shields, Night Goblins anyone?

[Markell1991]

@Markell1991 Oh it was created in association with GW in 1992.

[TopHatHero1011]

this is like chess on steroids!!

[NodDisciple1]

Are Hero Quest and/or Battle Masters minis allowed in Games Workshop painting competitions, especially the Warhammer Fantasy ones? :?

[sonikdude49]

warhammer?

[Sly88Frye]

Whoa! I mean, whoa!

[NodDisciple1]

Manly game is Manly. XD Man tears were shed at teh awesomeness! X'D

[krayziek50]

James I want that shirt!!!

[sandamtod]

"This fucker's HUGE!" ftw

[KazumaBR]

You guys should re-edit it with the guitar guy behind the couch ;D

[Mtroop88]

Kind of like Warhammer.

[SonicHeroX]

@Mtroop88 That's because it is based on warhammer

[Gazza660]

James: Yeah you wanna be a man right!?

Mike: Gee I dunno...

lmfao dunno why made me laugh.

[ishouldplayzelda]

you never said how many games you can fit in it T__T i was dying to know

[sirmugman]

only the USA would make a game that classes you as a nerd!

[Lycanthrokeith]

Seems like the kind of game someone could leave set up on a basement table, a la Warhammer.

[MrAvgnrules]

u can wrap an a rang a tang

[MrSlends]

2:59 The return of Mr Hands

[TheSI3DRemakist]

I used to take part in battle masters battles, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[colinmallery50]

a little to big don't you think?

[qedftgddd]

Tee Hee I'm a bumpkin...

[ThatGamerboi]

Want a confusing game but still have fun? buy metal gear solid.

[Rosvolainen]

@ThatGamerboi MGS confusing? Nah... Buy an old school flight simulator instead. One of those with an 800 page manual.

[ThatGamerboi]

@Rosvolainen Well with Kojima putting an 8 hours worth of cut scenes just to explain one gameplay element, that's hard to understand. And what's even more confusing is the military terms and conspiracy's to remember.

[Coliskiller]

I remember playing this

Most confusing time of my life

[Dslayer2000]

I half expected to see Justin behind the couch

[Wargoat6]

Reminds me of historical wargaming.

[awesomepic12]

Stratego is kinda like this and way easier to set up

[tubagoo2them00n]

1:24 THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[pkinzel1]

Do Gloriors

[turboracer98]

where's the guitar guy? was he not behind the couch at the time?

[schmeltingaccident]

@turboracer98 the cake is a lie

[heepy1]

@schmeltingaccident What 

[schmeltingaccident]

@heepy1 portal

[AAKuBaAA]

@turboracer98 now, he's a camera guy

[Foilsdown]

@turboracer98 i was expecting Kyle to be behind there too

[sirmugman]

@turboracer98 he was out, at a gig

[Rosvolainen]

@turboracer98 Perhaps he's cheating on James. Perhaps he's behind somebody else's couch some of the time.

[goldenpizzaking]

@turboracer98 maybe he is on a vacation

[SuperShatteredblade]

@turboracer98 Si