FIRST LOOK: Questions That Were Rejected From This Year's Exams - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[kepone405]

If a train leaves Tower Hill at 8:30 am and get to Earl's Court at 9:45 am, what sort of weapon should be used against the head of British Railway?

[thegamez100]

HAHAHA!!! Frankies last joke made me laugh for like 5 mins

[tidmouthmilk12]

0:07 3x3

[rockuser28]

If a train is going 100 km/h, how surprised are you?

[rockuser28]

if a train is going 100 km/h, how surprised are you?

[rachelisinsane]

oh hell no... both of the top comments are the same... umm... uhh...

BOOBS!!

[ellenmelon771]

Love how, after Frankie's Kerry Katona joke, Russell's like, I dunno.

;P xXx

[dkelly010]

25 people don't like to be touched.

[brOkenDreeamz]

24 people know amy.

[jowen2c]

best at 1:48 onwards

[SpinDizzyMR]

If Jane has new two mp3 players in one hand, and three new trainers in the other, calculate the probably her parents will phone the police when she gets home. 

[AaronMatthewEvans]

I have one. "If vegetarians love animals so much why are they eating their food?"

[MyMelodiousNocturn]

@AaronMatthewEvans we're not... we eat quorn...

[olidoria]

10,000 tanks vs 3 tanks = nazism vs justin bieber

[joshwalong]

@popazz1 you sad fucking troll i've seen you post comments about frankie being smug on other vids. get a fucking grip.

[Tamas123]

I'm in class A

[xOliverTuesday]

Russell's face at 1.23 is priceless XD

[popazz1]

Frankie Boyle + Hugh Dennis = intense smugness.Discuss!

[dizzymay100]

ooooh don't knock richard hamond !

[jamiemccannchelsea]

whos the women



[MangaKoneko]

Using Darwin's Theory of Evolution, explain Boris Johnson. XD <3 Russell

[UrtySyringe]

24 people did not guess the question correctly

[noodlestroop]

he should have said "If the answer is 42 what is the question"

[AcousticDude100]

@noodlestroop nice :D (haha, i just tried to type ":D" and i typed "LSD" by accident :P

[noodlestroop]

@AcousticDude100 XDDD ...

[kitaarmes]

I made one up:

WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS RASH COME FROM?

lol XD x

[bruceleeC64]

Great but Howard thinks hes funnier than he is!

[twigstudios]

I have watched a majority of these clips and I must say that not a single female comedian had a strong joke. All were extremely weak. And the funny thing was that they all knew it because they were all one and done.

[SuperBronstar]

Hugh Dennis Is SOO Funny! And Frankie Too! =) xx

[geemachine666]

i hate when people cant listen and type things correctly lol

[MIKEYBLAZER4]

Look we heard the jokes on the video so we don't need you to repeat them in the comments!

[heart29100]

@MIKEYBLAZER4 yeah we do spread em arround sum pl are deaf so look to the comments for the jokes... n teacher lookem aswell so they can show the video in school full of 7year olds

[Trollz0Be0Trollin]

All the girls on this program are fucking retarded.

[AndyB1286]

Haven't they omitted the one where Frankie says "Spell Mississippi, without looking at how we've spelt it in the question"? Or was that another Scenes We'd Like To See?

[UFCandWWEAddict]

@AndyB1286 it was a different one

[AndyB1286]

@UFCandWWEAddict : fair dos.

[MegaBlahBlahBlah93]

Describe your anus without telling your parents <3 :).

[MegaBlahBlahBlah93]

If the answer is 9 what is the question ? :D.

[Elzebub666]

Vladamir has 10,000 tanks, and you have 3. Why start a War?

[xEastendersx]

Russel Howard can do a really good pedophile face...kinda scary.

[MeLissABakEr11]

wow she wasnt funny.

[Vannereveilar]

Amy is 16, at least she said she was, how much trouble are you in ? haha, loved that

[xRenegadeofDarknessx]

GCSE's would be soooo much more fun if these were the questions.

[boffgirl]

if the answer is 42, what is the question

[ThePatch202]

I Amanda

[barneynward]

@ThePatch202 You've commented one too many times :P

[ThePatch202]

I am an anglophile and I am proud of it!

[EbsNhexz]

@ThePatch202 Does that mean you have sex with fishermen?

[ThePatch202]

When you finish this video, please return your comment over and mark it.

[ThePatch202]

I am an anglophile and I love this show

[NewSuperAvenger]

"Describe your anus without telling your parents."

[MattTechnical]

on the diagram below show where you liked to be touched. Guy behin ya

[WarriorOfShadows99]

Amy is sixteen. At least she said she was. How much trouble are you? lol

[andos8888]

hahahahaha i love how Frankie laughs when Hugh says "Amy is sixteen at least she says she was"

[CujoshuntLives]

0:24 I think that's the first time anyone's beat Frankie to the microphone

[highgirlstar2000]

@CujoshuntLives Go David Mitchell :P

[jamiewaugh13]

complete the following sequence 16, 35, 24, 8, 9 now open the safe, grab the stuff and get in the getaway car lol

[xEastendersx]

1:24 SCARY FACE

[mangaturtle]

Amy is 16. at least she said she was. How much trouble are you in?

[Furubatsu]

@TheDusktilldawn it's like a question on percentages or bar charts in school, but sometimes they use people's names as the similarity, as you can see in a class if most of the boy's have the same name, it's a little odd

[robert92ify]

Amy is 16, at least she said she was, how much trouble are you in? xD

[BilliKhanum]

I dislike the bald dude's jokes...not funny

[spikelilgirl]

Why does Frankie pick on Richard Hammond? Richard is my favorite on Top Gear.

[bigbob572]

@spikelilgirl

If he can make a joke about something, he WILL make one. He has nothing against Richard (He's my favourite) but everyone knows how cruel Frankie's jokes are, so they don't take them seriously xD

[CKNDFressay]

'if everybody in class a is called tom thomas or tommy and every second boy in class b is called tim timothy or timmy WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!' HAHA

[NewSuperAvenger]

An object is travelling at 750 miles an hour and countos resistance slows to 0, for how many months will Richard Hammond have to wear nappies?

[AmyLouisaSophia]

My name is Amy and i'm 16 ^^

[MagicPixieSprinkle]

@AmyLouisaSophia Or so you say you are... :P

[ildish]

what was that uranus joke about?

[Gothiquea]

@ildish Describe uranus (your anus - your butthole) and don't tell your parents.

[martha368]

aww leave richard hampster alone LOL XD

[StigsIrishNiece]

@martha368 Hamster is Frankie's main tpoic to pick on. Like his reoccuring joke. Dead funny though!

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

amy is 16... at least she said she was how much trouble are you in? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[xanabellex]

frankie's kerry katona jokes!

ohh how ive missed them :')

[FSshizz]

Any's 16...., although she said she was, how much trouble are you in. Hahaha

[Jacochka]

@FSshizz the best one hhahahaha

[TheDanaay]

If everybody in class A is call tom thomas or tommy and every second boy in class B is called tim timithy or timmy WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Hahaha EPIC !

[lovelifelovemusic97]

LOL way 2 funny

[LukeMc94]

LOL at the last question!!

[Mega11221133]

on the diagram below, show on the body where you like to be touched. =D

[Spazzman299]

whats that womans name?

[N0madist]

@Spazzman299 Lucy Porter

[IllegalLaws]

lol there are three people in my class called tom thomas and tommy

[galidorismylife]

Russell makes me laugh so hard lol love Frankies jokes too haha

[MegaLolburger]

"If an object is travelling at 750mph and counts its resistance as it slows to zero, for how many months will Richard Hammond have to wear nappies?"

Fucking sick, but fucking funny I lol'ed xD

[evilpheasant]

he will never take them off

[MrDeviledEggs]

@MegaLolburger I dont get it.

[MegaLolburger]

@MrDeviledEggs He crashed a jet powered car at 200mph and got put into a coma.

[xxElitezz]

@MegaLolburger *Encounters resistance*

[MegaLolburger]

@xxElitezz Im glad someone noticed after 11 months.

[sami2503]

Im still laughing five minutes later from the last joke

[ClaraRose99]

If everyone in one class is called Tom, Thomas, or Tommy, and every second boy in class B is called Tim, Timothy, or Timmy, what the f*** is going on?!

Frankie's a legand.

[DarthTwoddle]

@ClaraRose99 *legend

[SLURofMeltaway]

@ClaraRose99 I CAN'T BREATHE! XD

[themachine43]

frankie boyle makes me laugh so hard it hurts

[MrBamber94]

It's the way Frankie says "what the fuck is going on" that makes me laugh :L

[Gothicgizzmo]

Loving the katona jokes from Frankie :D

[samtomboy101]

HAHAHAHAHA boris johnson lol

[ILoveRussellHoward1]

"using darwins theory of evolution explain boris johnson' Nice xD

[MeLissABakEr11]

i hate david mitchells voice.

[JohnsonBubleLover]

i'd pass if i had those questions

[Madad134]

Thumbs up if you hate people who comment with the EXACT SAME THING that is said in the video that you are about to watch.

[Jmaloney8]

"WTF is going on!!??" hahaha legendary :L

[DerPortugiese15]

What great variation for Hugh Dennis' joke: "Zahia had attained full age. At least she said she had. How much trouble is Frank Ribéry in?" would have been... It is a tragedy that his sex scandal only emerged this year ;)

[Munchies1208]

how do we find kerry katona and stop her?

hahaaa frankie's hilarious :D

[littlemisst1]

what the fuck is going on!?! loool XD

[mentalvids99]

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE THESE QUESTIONS IN MY GCSE'S!!!!!

[ShredJK]

One of the best scene's we'd like to see -sections ever

[funkyfranx]

If everybody in Class A is called Tom, Thomas, or Tommy and every second boy in Class B is called Tim, Timothy or Timmy- what the fuck is going on?

PMSLMAO

[JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff]

I love it how Hugh Dennis always finishes what he is saying, stays in front of the mic standing in the way of the next person for a couple of second THEN moves...

..or is it just me?

[ahenmaxtae]

@JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff its not... he has this poker expression he stares at the audience with... it increases the power of his jokes... or is that just me?

[teencomment]

Now that I've started watching Top Gear I actually get Frankie's Richard Hammond joke.

[Tweetmylife]

I wish I was doing this exam, rather than my GCSE's.

[seemo82]

Last joke was a true piece of mocking ... Legendary from Frankie ... Please Frankie come back

[MegaIrishMan1]

My answer for frankies q @0:47 is we lay out a line of coke then we shoot :L

[bigpoo154]

frankies last joke was legendary!!!!!!

[JadesVidz]

Love the end one :)

[NiamhTheEmoishGirl]

if everybody in class A is called tom, tommy or thomas, and every second boy in class B is called tim, timmy or timothy, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???? love it

[AmmyBabes]

loved frankies last joke :L:L

[xKEG]

the last frankie boyle joke was quality!

[WilkyWay3000]

If vladamir has 10000 tanks and u have 3 y would u start a war lol

[Sheishness]

How come Andy Parsons always puts his hands in the same place whenever he comes up,it makes me wanna punch something:Z

[Purpleorangesxoxo]

Lmaoo:L His eyes on 2:23

[nurulxxx]

@Purpleorangesxoxo 2:23??? :S

[crimsonflame242]

Ah, Kerry Katona jokes heroic!! Hugh Dennis is just a hero aswell, so many good (sick) jokes in this sequence

[Esiver]

If everyone in class A is called Tom Thomas or Tommy, and every 2nd boy in class B is called Tim, Timothy or Timmy?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[axil56]

if everyone in class A is called tom, thomas or tommy and every second boy in class B is called tim, timothy or timmy WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

[Decodermusic]

Lucy Porter, Tits to die for.

[MrsAckles09]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

;')

[chelseafcman2]

is every boy is class a is called tom and evryboy in class b is called tim wtf is going on l!

[axl452k8]

last joke was legendary

[jackloobyloo]

vladamir has 1000 tanks you have 3, why did you start a war? LOL BRILLIANT

[07bboyjoe]

I missed frankie :(

[sheila37]

using darwin's theory of evolution, explain boris johnson. lol

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@sheila37

.....hmmm unique?

[Clarestovold]

Aww, I really miss Frankie Boyle now... why did he stop doing Mock The Week, does anyone know?

[Timidus162]

@Clarestovold I think he made a joke about a woman swimmer, Rebecca Adlington, and she bitched and moaned and Frankie had to leave the show due to BBC pressure. There's several stories but this one is the one I hear the most.

[antoconno]

Hes touring as far as I know.

[X9000BulletsX]

David Mitchell is a fucking genius.

[wagwanmanx]

amy is 16... at least she said she was. how much trouble are you in? hahahahah funniest thing ever

[lipgloss1232]

last one x]

[pongo1888]

that woman is shit

[RealDougal]

Thank god I'm not the only person who realises that lol. Everyone else thinks she's good for some insane reason...

[cardgame7991]

Lucy Porter

[wakkyvideogroup]

Last one was the best.

[Mohawk4444]

LOL 0:23 - 0:24

[vampireravefan]

i wish the 2nd one was true! lol

[nightwrighterBLSBBMg]

Russell Howard for Prime Minister!

[DudesNotesForJess]

Russle Howard Is FIT!"!!!!!!!

[leedsfanatic]

corr who is she , I likey :)

[Georgeous129]

Lucy Porter

[Georgeous129]

btw good job of disposing of Man U and holding Spurs off, as a Gunners fan it makes me happy lol

[tudorHB]

I love that chaps laugh at 1:00 :)

[LaurenEdensor007]

I love Hugh Dennis :D

[mesembe]

is frankie obseesed with richard hammond

[MDCVFIF]

@mesembe They're lovers.

[Darkstar263]

He also keeps mentioning Kerry Katona a lot. Back in that series (Series 6 I think it was), he mentioned her at least once in every episode.

[sakib1990]

Russell's 'On the diagram below show where you want to be touched." is the best line in this one

[JammyTart333]

Vladimir has 10,000 tanks and you have 3, why would you start a war? Discuss. XD Epic.

[MrSoulFriendly]

@JammyTart333 Not really because you can't talk in an exam.

[HcmJames]

@JammyTart333 was he referencing a real world event?

[brettseeney]

@HcmJames Georgia War :P

[WarriorOfShadows99]

Amy is sixteen - at least she said she was - how much trouble are you in? lol

[fluffysbro]

"If everybody in Class A is called Tom, Thomas or Tommy, and every second boy in Class B is called Tim, Timothy or Timmy, what the @!$& is going on?!?!"

[mesembe]

mock the week is soo funny, how the come up with this stuff is hiliaroius and this one wasss jokeeessss