Harry Potter in 60 Seconds

[Crazi4Budgies]

meh lord of the rings is better

[Mediaripe]

What letters? Dumdeldore: Those Credit card applications

[saffysaffyrocks]

LOL

[DragonZhengYew]

LOL dumbledore sounds like a pirate on steroids XDXDXD

[qIcKful]

"but i send you 1000 of them ..." This video is so great =D

[crimsonhogson]

61 SECONDS!!! YOU MADE ME BECOME LATE FOR MY JOB JUST BY 1 SECOND!!!

[jonnybaxy23]

Actually 61

[saffysaffyrocks]

You know your making this easy for me lol

[riddlehorcrux6]

The face Petunia pulls at 0:13 is priceless.

[MrsGinnyPotterx]

@missacookalot it's hemLOCK not hemROCK

[SeaSaltSunset]

That's odd, my hemlock tastes just fine.

[IfSamWasChinese]

the f*ck did i just watch

[IndependentBlondes]

@contrastissimo sorry I keep typing ur name wrong . :)

[IndependentBlondes]

@contralsissmo I made a typo I am a girl

[IndependentBlondes]

@contralissimo and that was my friend saying that she was trying to be funny

[Contraltissimo]

@IndependentBlondes *lol* Okay, just makin' sure. XD XD

[IndependentBlondes]

No I am not a girl my name is Vatani

[IndependentBlondes]

Meow?

[Contraltissimo]

@IndependentBlondes "Meow"? John, is this one of your fake accounts? XD XD

[krgf15]

in memory of everyone who died but voldemort

[purpl3cats]

Snape's gonna rule the world! Yes!! Can't wait!!

[Missscookalot]

"Now Get out your Hemrock"

"My hemrock tastes funny" *dies*

"Lesson #1, don't drink hemrock it's poisonous"

LOL LOL LOL

[Missscookalot]

@Missscookalot Didn't you get my letters, i sent thousands?

I thought those where credit card applications?

[Bigvgiant]

Didn't Hollywood video go out of business?

[LuigiToadMario]

Love snapes tone when he says 'don't drink hemlock it's poison' xD

[ProtestantsRUs]

This is just hilarious, well done to whoever made it!

[91FroSt91]

LOL

[TheDQninja]

sorry, i thought that was a credit card application!

[DeltoraRules]

*slurp*

"my hemlock tastes funny. uhh . . . "

*thud*

lol i didnt kno that hermione was dumb enough to drink whatever snape told them to take out XD

[hermionemuggl]

IT'S PHILOSOPHER'S STONE TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HpSpyro111]

Philosipher's Stone is the English version. Sorcerer's Stone is American.

[freddieteddyboo]

its caller philosiphers as far as i no

[Mijumon]

Man I love Dumbeldore's face at 0:18

[xNatTheDayDreamerx]

hahahha this is so funny i love harry potter and the philosiphers stone its my fave harry potter film

[dragonfilms100]

LOL

[ryderwalstedhotmail]

tgf

[ben10uaroks]

Thumbs up if you drink hemlock

[ben10uaroks]

how do you do tht?

[lillmango]

you know you're really making this easy for me... LMFAO

[Imlooking100]

54 people tasted hemlock

[DreamerXxXgirl]

LOL! this was hilarious :D

[ocaraquemudoudeideia]

54 people thought the Hogwarts acceptance letters were credit card applications...

[princesstarah2]

Lesson #1: Do not drink hemlock it's poison

[luxryvanilla]

Mom: Was school good?

Girl: Yes.

Mom: How was the science test?

Girl: I thought the pages where credit card applications!

[jack555994]

XD



[CrazyCarly2000]

Dumbledore: Didn't you receive the acceptance letter?

Harry: No...

Dumbledore: But I sent you THOUSANDS of them!

Harry: I thought those were credit card applications!

XD

[RainbowCowzRapedMe]

Ron wasn't in it D:

[TheUltraExpert]

@RainbowCowzRapedMe yes he was!!!

[iamaprettyman1]

Mom: How was school dear?

Boy: Great

Mom: And your report card?

Boy: I thought they were credit card applications :X

[bananabukkit13]

Love it. Hilarious. Nice work!

[unitelittlemonsters]

SCREAMZ COLORFUL WORDS LOL XD OX FUNNY WORDS ROFLOL ROFL

[Hollyann57]

"You know, you're really making this easy for me."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[iamaprettyman1]

I LOVE THIS! This should have been relsed in thatres, sory for bad eng

[Faolan1234]

I thought those were credit card applications

[muckeditup]

Snape: now students take out your toadstools and hemlock and let's begin. Hermione: sir my hemlock tastes funny *faints* snape: lesson number 1 don't drink hemlock it's poison. LOL he dosnt even try to do anything about hermione!

[MrMacolf]

NI SOM KAN SVENSKA!!

Kolla ´Harry Potter och haschet på min kanal´

M Y C K E T R O L I G T!

[DanielXHX]

horrivel



[PepperDarcy3]

oh this is classic! 'didn't you get my thousands of letters?' oh, I thought they were credit card applications! :rofl: that is HYSTERICAL Connie! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this!! :D :D :D

[unitelittlemonsters]

Who sends credit card applications to children?

[19kaylat]

Harry: Profeser , i cant get my hemlock to stop levating.

In snape thoughts:He can leavite already, he must be a prodiy.

Harry: Whats a prodiy?

Thought of snape: he can mind read already.

Harry: i am just getting the hang of it atcatullay.

In snapes thought: Oh well he must not know of my evil plan to take over the world!

Harry: Do you know, your really making it easy for me.

[unitelittlemonsters]

@1993rees wow some people are rude.

[unitelittlemonsters]

Dumbledore's facial expressions are mesmerizing XD

[Amka2010]

CREDIT CARD APPLICATION LOLZ

[Amka2010]

i prefere harry potter in 3 seconds :D

[Bora1771]

it is NOT american

[mrfunnystuff513]

Ok can all u British people just calm down?....just because Harry Potter didn't originate in America doesn't mean we can't enjoy it just as much as you do.....although I also think the stone should be called the Philosopher's Stone no matter what country you are in but you don't have to be so rude about it.....

[TaylorLautnerIzHott]

I believe it's called Legilimency, and those who can perform this art, such as Snape himself, dislike the term 'mind-reading', finding it far too crude.

[MsSimss]

"I thought those were just credit card applications"

[Contraltissimo]

Aw, come now friends, let's not argue.... this vid's not worth it. XD

[purpl3cats]

@Contraltissimo YES IT IS!

[MermaidJess22]

@Sarion15 look mate, i have not 'got my knickers in a twist' i just get really pissed off when some Americans try and say that Harry Potter is American when aoart from Warner Brothers it is fully british.

[xfoxxibabex]

whoa haha

[laxerboy7]

HAHA this is so funny!!!

[GodSardomin]

Press 2 repeatedly to hear lots of doors slamming.

[hermionemuggl]

Hermione: *sips loudly* My hemlock taste funny. oooooooooo*falls*

Harry,Ron: *looks at hermione*

lol

[poopoo22132]

It is actually philosifers stone

[amateurperson]

@poopoo22132 If you're going to make a note on the difference between the American title and the British title, please at least spell "philosopher" correctly.

[screewee128]

@poopoo22132 Philosophers*

[Caydancer]

You know, you're really making this easy for me, LOL!!!!! I thought they were credit card applications

[irishdog2122]

its achly quite funny

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[619rockband]

my hemlock tastes funny ehh (drop)

[MummsterLps]

I thout those were credit card applications! sir my hemlock tastes funny (faint) one dont drink hemlock its piosen. ha ha so funny!

[alantra22]

it suckedso much it was funny!!!

[skerple94]

"My hemlock tastes funny! Uhhh..." *Plop* lol

[youknowimakeyoulaugh]

dumbledorez face wen he say magic! :O MAGIC!

[starsfan12345]

no wonder why my hollywood video went out of business

[graystripefanforever]

@starsfan12345 Mine too

[youknowimakeyoulaugh]

wen i woched harry potter and th philosphers stone i also thought thos letterz wer credit card applicationz!

[stylincowgirl1]

LEAVE SNAPE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE HP7!!!

[unitelittlemonsters]

Aunt: Harry!

Harry: Yes Aunt Petunia?

Aunt: Don't "Yes Aunt Petunia" ME! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Harry: But this is my room!

Aunt: I know, I JUST LIKE YELLING AT YOU!

[1993rees]

@unitelittlemonsters thats pathetic



[unitelittlemonsters]

Levitating stuff makes you a prodigy in the wizard world o.O?

[TheHarrypotternerd98]

@rand0mrem1x it is only the philosophers stone in london it is the sorcerers stone in the us

[metoyoubear98]

They changed the title because the US and the UK both have alterations on the English language so it was originally philosophers stone but J K Rowling thought of this and changed the title for the US only

[sirdullboyofponty]

@rand0mrem1x well really its both because i have seen it as the sorcers stone and the philosophers stone

[Stariesheree]

@rand0mrem1x no it was released in america (pretty sure it's america) as the sorcerer's stone. It's different worldwide...

[alicwkd]

@Stariesheree

Why did they change the title? What was wrong with the original title :/ ?

[lasatern]

I wish they would stop changing the title. I think we Americans can figure out what "Philosopher's" means. Or we could Google it :P

[MyHandIsADophin]

ive never heard of philosophers stone... its always been sorcerers here in the US

[Vamp61616]

I had to stop myself yelling PHILOSOPHER'S at the screen

[DarthRushy]

@rand0mrem1x In some places, it IS known as the Sorcerer's Stone. Fact.

[DidlydodaBinweevils]

just because americans dont own the name doesnt mean they have to change it! God they should stop trying to own everything! Dont they not own fat greasy food?

[pompeyjim12]

@rand0mrem1x In the UK it is The Philosophers Stone, but in the USA it's The Sorcerers Stone.

[latergottabeaskater]

ok that was so bad.

[McAnnnes]

socceres stone and philosopher stone in slovenia both ;) :D

[blowthingsup98]

@rand0mrem1x It was released in Britain as the Philosophers stone and in America it was released as the Sorcerers stone. Hope I helped

[AvAlXliMaGiiK]

@rand0mrem1x sorcerers stone in america

[MegaDuckyduck]

@rand0mrem1x so lol

[MegaDuckyduck]

@rand0mrem1x and why?

[MegaDuckyduck]

@rand0mrem1x in england it's the philosopher's stone, they changed it to the sorcerer's stone for the USA xp.

[DeathlyMasquerade]

you know , you're really making this easy for me.

hahahahah

[perfect10sn]

@rand0mrem1x actually its both cuz in the U.K. its the philosopher's stone in U.S. it's sorcerers stone

[Contraltissimo]

@rand0mrem1x Hm, lessee, lessee.... ah, try the wikipedia page: .... whiiiiich YouTube won't let me post. =\

Just go to Wikipedia and search Harry Potter. At the bottom of the page it looks like there are some links to the publishers, Bloomsbury, Scholastic and Raincoast. Hope that helps! :)

[Contraltissimo]

@rand0mrem1x Don't shoot the messenger, friend! You'll have to take it up with Scholastic Press. :)

[pokecrazygal]

Harry: i hate living with my auntn and uncle i wish i could-

Dumbledor-go to wizard school and learn how too fly and do MAGIC!

Harry: wizard school?

Dumbledore:well didn't you get your acceptance letter?

Harry: no.

Dumbledore: I SENT YOU THOUSANDS OF LETTERS!

Harry: i thought those where credit card applications.

lmao. XD hilarious.

[megastarwarsrocks99]

 Celebrity voices impersonated.

[Micike12]

hahhhahhaahhaaahha........ahah­.ah.aha.ha.ah.ahaha.aha.h.ha.h­ah.h......aaaahhhh i can't laught cuz the laught.... gahhah.ah.a..h.a.ha.ahaahaahha­hahahahahah.......this is AMAZING!!!

[TophLuvr62]

Credit card applications xD

[Brooklyn5981]

lol "you know you're really making this easy for me"

[JannaHawkins]

Oh wow. This is just...awesome :D

[courtneythequeeny]

I LUV IT!

[1717merlijn]

''What? POTTER CAN READ MINDS AS WELL???''

OMG, THAT'S FOKING GENIUS!!



[mrmonkeybusiness101]

you know your making this easy for me

[SuperXD25]

They just ignored the fact that Harry is uncapable of legilimency "Potter can read minds as well"?

[lessthan3littleD]

I love dumbledores face when he says magic!

[Resurrectedfantasy]

Still funneh :3

[PookieWowza]

he can't be a skilled enough mind reader to know about my evil plan to take over the world. mwahahahahahahaa!

you know, you're really making this easy for me.

XD

[hopekadaL]

0:43

"He can't be a skilled enough mind reader to know about my evil plan to take over the world! HUHUWAHAHAAHA!!!!!" :D =)))) LOL!

[Lucyderidder]

OMG! SOOOOW FUUNNNNYYY! Hermione's voice was the cuttest !!!

[Kunama1000]

I love 0:26 to 0:32. LOL.

"Class get out your toadstools and hemlock and we'll begin."

"Sir, my hemlock tastes funny. UUuuhh."

"Lesson one. Do not drink hemlock it is poison."

[RuthNdMurphy]

'I knew that.. I JUST LIKE YELLING AT YOU!'

lol... aww this is brilliant :') xxx

[SuperXD25]

It's 62 seconds still brilliant though

[VineFynn]

why are all the highest rated comments dialogue from the video...

[awesomegirldude]

"whats a prodigy?" lol i loved it!

[DuskAndHerEmbrace13]

Why did the Americans change it to the Sorcerer's Stone!?? What's wrong with philosophy!?

[mikenike123454]

@DuskAndHerEmbrace13 AMERICANS???!!!! THE BOOK IS CALLED THE SORCERERS STONE!!! It was never changed to that! That's the original title. I don't even understand why anyone calls it The Philosipher's Stone. The story is about magic, not philosiphy!

[PatrickBellFilm]

@mikenike123454 Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was published by Bloomsbury, the publisher of all Harry Potter books in the United Kingdom, on 30 June 1997.[51] It was released in the United States on 1 September 1998 by Scholastic—the American publisher of the books—as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,[52] after Rowling had received US$105,000 for the American rights—an unprecedented amount for a children's book by...

[PatrickBellFilm]

@mikenike123454... a then-unknown author.[53] Fearing that American readers would not associate the word "philosopher" with a magical theme (although the Philosopher's Stone is alchemy-related), Scholastic insisted that the book be given the title Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for the American market.

[PatrickBellFilm]

@mikenike123454 It's a classic case of Americans taking British material to make money off it and subsequently changing it because they're too dumb to understand it. That was of course, stereotyping, but you're not really helping that stereotype by trying to act clever on the Internet when a lot of people out there know a LOT more than you.

In summary, shut up about things you know nothing about.

[DuskAndHerEmbrace13]

@mikenike123454 I think you just got MASSIVELY owned there, sir. Good day.

[Silarias]

"Yes, Aunt Petunia?"

"Don't 'Yes, Aunt Petunia' me!!" haha XD

[MermaidJess22]

Harry Potter is NOT a Hollywood movie, it's a BRITISH Movie. with BRITISH actor 7 actresses made in BRITAIN

[Contraltissimo]

@MermaidJess22 This is true. :) But the audio was just an advertisement for a video-rental store called "Hollywood Video". Thankfully they rent out more than just Hollywood movies! ;)

[regergekowns]

@Contraltissimo lol yes writer of the book demanded every actor to be english if she lets them make movie- pathetic.. classic britfrig

[moonshoespotter1712]

@Contraltissimo its technically hollywood because warner bros distributes it.

[CharleyTee1]

@MermaidJess22 i dont get why people fuss about where movies are made :') my families exactly the same... movie could of been made on Jupiter or insides a mammoths stomach for all i care i just want decent quality ^^

[TheIlona19]

@CharleyTee1 It's called pride. Wouldn't you be proud when Harry Potter was made in your country ? :D

[CharleyTee1]

@TheIlona19 It is, i'm British ^^, i've never been particularly patriotic, i don't get the point in it :)

[Sarion15]

@MermaidJess22 Bloody hell, don't get your knickers in a twist!

[TheUnknownD]

My hemlock tastes funny XDDDDDD awsome vid

[shurtugal81]

I've watched this like 100 times and it's still funny

[Lufz33]

I wish i could...

Go to wizard school and learn to fly and do magic??

[eimsori]

как ты смеешь называть мое сообщение "бредом"?!!

[EPICbrows]

credit card aplictions

[scarface12347]

i love the faces dumbledore makes when he talks......MAGIC!

[jclark42796]

snape sounds funny, my mom luvs snape

[jclark42796]

This is funny

[lydiap3]

i cant seem to stop watching this!!

[DidlydodaBinweevils]

its philosophers stone not sorcerers stone

[twizard101]

@DidlydodaBinweevils In Europe its the philosophers stone but in America its the sorcerers stone :) i know its weird it should just be philosophers stone it sounds cooler :)

[VTPPGLVR]

"I thought those were credit card applications..."

X-D WIN!!

[olgap35]

I love Dumbledores facial expressions

[mrsoctagoneapus]

"now go to your room"

"but this is my room"

"i knew that i just like yelling at you!!"

O MY GOD THAT WAS EPIC!!!!!!!