Any Old Iron - Stanley Holloway

[Liam2621]

Its a shame the east ends lost to immigrants

[theblueoz]

they just dont make them like this any fucking more ...this is a classic up there with Bohemian Rhapsody ...quality

[deno914]

Fab. I am from Glasgow - but had a proper east end London Gran. I just love the accent.

[NallyDawg]

Gypsy van where i live plays this, obviously, they want iron

[MiraNova423]

Because I was afraid to speak when

I was just a lad

Me father gave me nose a tweak

And told me I was bad

But then one day I learned a word

That saved me achin' nose

The biggest word you ever heard

And this is how it goes: Oh!

Yumdiddly-yumdiddleye!

[goldmaiden57]

@MiraNova423 - no, this is how it goes :-

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious

Then, umdiddliddlediddle umdiddleye, umdiddliddlediddle umdiddleye,

[onlywhenpissed]

How long till the pikey cunts start using this aling with their shit horns on Sunday at8am?

[s0673451]

this makes me wish i was british

[seangraham7]

Who put the ball in the Mackems net? O'brien, O'Brien

[manonmoon12]

fuck you dirty pikey scrap men! get a fucking real job instead of waking people up every fucking morning with your fucking horns

[Interceptionz]

Thumbs up if you used to sing this in school! =D

[sandinmyears1]

Usually English/American accents disappear with music. NOT IN THIS SONG!! LOL

Reminds me of "The Rain in Spain" from My Fair Lady.

[J4K31]

they play this at scunthorpe matches :D

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 yeah, because they are SCRAP.

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy No, because they're called The Iron

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 yeah, i do know that, but old iron is called scrap, which nobody wants. fuck scunthorpe, they are shit. UP THE FOREST!!!!!

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy We're not called "old iron" though...

you support forest eh? wednesday 16th february, that's all i have to say

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 all i hafe to say is... ur a thick cunt, i said old iron was scrap, not old iron is scunthorpe. and scunthorpe are shit, dont go bragging about 1 result, we are alot better than you and out away stand is bigger than your whole ground you stupid GORJA BASTARD.

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy haha calm down matey, it's football

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 yeah, u couldnt say anything to that could ya collier

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy i just didn't expect you to get so emotional over this convo

i must've cut you real deep

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 yeah mate keep dreamin internet toughguy

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy "all i hafe to say is... ur a thick cunt" "GORJA BASTARD"

i'm not the aggressor here

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 im in scunny tomorrow, message me ur name collier and ill fight ya

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy fuck the names

meet me at the beefeater pub at around 8pm friday night. it's on your left at the roundabout after the 2nd set of lights on the queensway. please don't pussy out like the last 5 or so guys who have threatened me on here, i would be very dissappointed

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 Now your talkin shit, i would pulverise you COLLIER.

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy c'mon don't be a coward

go to the beefeater and ask for joey coopland and they'll show you where to go, round the back is just an allotment sandwiches by the pub and three council houses, no one ever goes there

if you want to make threats bro i advise you take them up

and what the fuck does collier mean?

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 If thats ur name then ill rign up some of ma bois from scunny to pull ur hed off, nd collier means ur not a gypsy. GORJA boy.

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy can't do it yourself? fucking coward or what

collier means i'm not a gypsy... that's not an insult

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 were abouts is the beefeater pub then gloit, what part of scunny, im ther again tomorro, and make sure u got money wiv ya, 3 grand buy in winner takes all

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy as you come off the A18, continue down queensway, past 2 sets of lights and its on your left at the roundabout

[Peggyboy]

@J4K31 you talk shit, i went woekin in scunny and no such place, before u start gettin mouthy, name a real place that exists collier

[J4K31]

@Peggyboy you daft shit i told you where to go

are you really that dumb? really? do you even know what the queensway is? the BIG ROAD that runs right through the centre of ashby? you obviously have no sense about you

no loss for me though, i just have to sit tight and wait for your stupid ass to turn up

[Peggyboy]

@Peggyboy WAHEEEEY 5-1 AHAHAHA YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!! UUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEDDDDDSSSSS

[Rosephone87]

I'm 23 and listen to this song most days to cheer me up, nothing like good old music

[iiiiiccccc]

I'm teaching my first years in highschool this song haha - in English class. the kids are Dutch. Having a great time singing this haha.

[mailman17]

A.I. ?

[clairehotty1]

Still get the totters, even though moved up north. I'm a Londoner and fucking proud of it

[sisacchio]

ScunthorpeUtd FC ;-)

[llewri]

Now that is the grandfather of rap!

[Dunes]

I was wondering how the rest of that song went,now I get it. Thanks for placing this up.

[yourlocaldictator]

i remember singing this at scouts, nostalgia...

[paciepac]

the perfect song for us old scrappies!!!

[rego21a]

I have posted the original Harry Champion vesion of this song which Harry recorded when he was in his seventies. I'm sure Stanley would have seen Harry Champion in the 1920's and based his performance on the master

[mytsigns]

... on me Darby Kell ....

Thanks for posting these.