Hacker "Sp33k" for leet, or elite. Originating from 31337 "eleet", the UDP port used by Dead Cow Cult, a hacker group, to access Windows 95 using Back Orifice, a notorious hacking program.
1337 h4x0rz pwn j00!
HAX0RZ=Haxorz:
N 1. someone who kicks mass amounts of ass by using his mad computer skills to alter an online game, or by making a program to further manipulate the game, and kick more massive amounts of ass.
i remember a video like this but ... when citadel explodes gman comes to you... i mean 0:46 gman on there... i wish i explain myself but my english is very low
@12hitman1 give valve some slack dude who made half life 1 thnxs to hl modders created cs half life was the first fps , and one of the tops ,then half life 2 and g mod i mean jeez,why dont u make a half life 3 videogame ,via g mod huh?
@anonymouscitizen0101 Uhm... no. I'm not sure what planet you're from, but Half Life was most definitely not the first FPS game. The first FPS games came out in the mid 70's using vector graphics. Did you seriously believe that HL was the FIRST FPS game EVER? I mean come on dude.
@xilix yeah, on that ur right ,by first i mean t the first that the modders created so many contents ,cause i dont recall modders making stuff back in the 70's even though i was only a newborn in early 90's
@12hitman1 Gabe did actually say in the episode 1 or 2 commentary "blah blah blah concluding with episode 3" or something so it was said by gabe himself although he could have just been trolling :P
Half life 3 is out! Theres a half life 1 not including blue shift and stuff theres a half life 2 and a half life 2 episode 1 and 2 which makes a half life 3
@Bryantn3 i'm thinking 'hmm vaporware' on that one. their last "recent" twitter update was 'old school like the old school' and that was 452 days ago ...
HAHAHAHAHA es un cago de risa este video esta pro cuando se tira el pedo gman el police prendido fuego y el ep 3 qe no sale nunca jajajajajaj 20 mil años mas tarde xD salio (pabada de largo era xDDD)
Press 0:20 for tea press 0:33 for fart press 0:40 for pick up that can
blackdeath532 1 day ago
i like this video i don't know why it has so many dislikes XD
byerscm 5 days ago
It's 2012 and it still hasn't come out xD
xdarkjimmyx 1 week ago
hey thats not gman.
azamirah 1 week ago
How the hell did you make Alyx stick her tongue out? HL2 npcs have tongues?
arcticridge 2 weeks ago
That dreaded moment when CP wants us to pick up the can for fun, his fun! Well he got what he deserves!
deadfishy666 3 weeks ago
00:50 she just finished doing a blowjob
urbanninja388 3 weeks ago
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1337:
Hacker "Sp33k" for leet, or elite. Originating from 31337 "eleet", the UDP port used by Dead Cow Cult, a hacker group, to access Windows 95 using Back Orifice, a notorious hacking program.
1337 h4x0rz pwn j00!
HAX0RZ=Haxorz:
N 1. someone who kicks mass amounts of ass by using his mad computer skills to alter an online game, or by making a program to further manipulate the game, and kick more massive amounts of ass.
This is leet speak joke.. Learn your internet.
rapbaby88 1 month ago
I have 13 years old, I'm old, give me a HL3 :>
kac1112 1 month ago
дерьмо
jdhhrfg 1 month ago
skip to 0:49 to see Alyx
Glabrex 1 month ago
you cant even spell "real" correctly :/
flyffxtreme 1 month ago
@flyffxtreme Friggin idiot, he never meant to say "Real".
Jaska124 1 month ago
this will go like this, hl1,hl2,hl2 ep1,hl2 ep2,hl2 ep1:ep1 hl2 ep1:ep2 hl2 ep2 ep1,hl2 eps2 ep2
hl2 ep2 ep2 eps1
lazorize 1 month ago
reel?
SuperDarkRiper 1 month ago
i remember a video like this but ... when citadel explodes gman comes to you... i mean 0:46 gman on there... i wish i explain myself but my english is very low
armegedon87 1 month ago
axaxaxaxaxaxax
MyNikitaMan 1 month ago
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
MyNikitaMan 1 month ago
only funny bit was the "pick up that can" BOOM XD
ShadowTargt103 2 months ago
Pick up that can!
onewhosepic 2 months ago
I MADE IT EVEN NOW KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!!!
codyblaze1000 2 months ago
@codyblaze1000 fixed
mydecember1985 2 months ago
Mind telling me why Alyx is white? T_T
PW132yt 2 months ago
2012
SuperBealja 2 months ago
Wake up and Smell the asses :P
armegedon87 2 months ago
Where you takes a skin of Acice at 0:47 ?
TheStsmith 3 months ago
Not anymore!
MagnitudePerson 3 months ago
holy shit! equal likes and dislike!
headcrabwarrior6161 3 months ago
@kakokapolei123 i do that ^^ !!!!!!!
TheCuervoAlbino 3 months ago
I only liked it so I can balance the like/dislike
kakokapolei123 3 months ago
1:When half life 2 episode 3 will release?
2:I will ask valve.
2:Hey valve , when half life 2 episode 3 will come out?
Valve:(counting)1...2...3.... what?! >:(
Zmistake 3 months ago
200 likes and 200 dislikes, would be cool if it stayed like that.
R33Racer 3 months ago
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Thumbs up NOW!
xRiku23x 3 months ago
Best Part: 0.39
Timocop110 3 months ago
the hell is with all tha boobs n shit on the right?
cherdenko 3 months ago
@cherdenko Yeah, I dunno, it's kinda freakin' me out…
VannahWilson 3 months ago
i have now brought neutrality to the video, and i have no strong feelings, one way or the other.
Warrior7662 4 months ago
lol it has even likes and dislikes
prisoner95039245 4 months ago
Epic
lewissmallwoods 4 months ago
0:20 TEEEEAAAAAAA XD
Lamdaman95 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0:49 - I would cum on her face damn
iLoveYoutuveVideos 5 months ago
gabe newell cant count to three tf1 tf2 portal portal 2 half life1 half life 2 episode1 episode 2 wtf is wrong
12hitman1 5 months ago 70
@12hitman1 also l4d 1 and 2
BlarkUntVhite 4 months ago
@12hitman1 *TFC not TF1 P:
Xlicer 4 months ago
@12hitman1 What about TF2's Scream Fortress THREE update?
DoctorRK9 3 months ago
@12hitman1 You cant create any game. So shut it
predatortheme 3 months ago
@predatortheme you mad bro?
12hitman1 3 months ago
@12hitman1 tf1 wasnt even made by valve
RandomZace 2 months ago
@RandomZace are you stupid yes it was made by valve dumpfuck
12hitman1 2 months ago
@12hitman1 no it wasnt team fortress one was a add-on for quake valve then made team fortress 2 as its own game
RandomZace 2 months ago
@12hitman1 Half life history:
Half life
Half life 2
Half life 2 Ep 1
Half life 2 Ep 2
Half life 2 Ep 2 Ep 1
tirsod2000 2 months ago 9
@tirsod2000 you forgot oposing force and blue shift
byerscm 1 month ago
@byerscm These are expansions, not half life
tirsod2000 1 month ago
@12hitman1 3rd is the next generation! ;D
hackerisslv 2 months ago
@hackerisslv yea i know because i have alienware aurora with 3d graphic card with the 3d Glasses
12hitman1 2 months ago
@12hitman1 Half-Life IS a trilogy, thats what Gabe Newell said
DarKon46 1 month ago
@12hitman1 He can Level 3 Sentry
garry860 1 month ago
@12hitman1 give valve some slack dude who made half life 1 thnxs to hl modders created cs half life was the first fps , and one of the tops ,then half life 2 and g mod i mean jeez,why dont u make a half life 3 videogame ,via g mod huh?
anonymouscitizen0101 1 month ago
@anonymouscitizen0101 Uhm... no. I'm not sure what planet you're from, but Half Life was most definitely not the first FPS game. The first FPS games came out in the mid 70's using vector graphics. Did you seriously believe that HL was the FIRST FPS game EVER? I mean come on dude.
xilix 3 weeks ago
@xilix yeah, on that ur right ,by first i mean t the first that the modders created so many contents ,cause i dont recall modders making stuff back in the 70's even though i was only a newborn in early 90's
anonymouscitizen0101 3 weeks ago
@xilix it was the first fps with a deep storyline.
Of course there were Duke Nukem 3D, Quake, Doom and a lot more.
But I think HL1 is the first fps with a complex story.
RotDSKyle07 1 week ago
@12hitman1 Level 3 Sentry, dispensor, and teleport?
CloneComander1138 1 month ago
@12hitman1 They just made Portal 2. Also Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2.
IronBoulder 1 month ago
@IronBoulder >play portal
> valve intro
Dimentio36 1 month ago
@12hitman1 What about level 3 sentry?
MrRatermat 1 month ago
@12hitman1 but they did say on the orange box ep 1 is the first in the half life episode trilogy <-----see that word it means there are 3 noob
MinecraftKid50 1 week ago
@MinecraftKid50 proof thad thad trilogy is real = 0 meh but good comment
12hitman1 1 week ago
@12hitman1 Gabe did actually say in the episode 1 or 2 commentary "blah blah blah concluding with episode 3" or something so it was said by gabe himself although he could have just been trolling :P
MinecraftKid50 1 week ago
@MinecraftKid50 maybe he was trolling indeed (i mean gabe newell)
12hitman1 1 week ago
@12hitman1 There isn't a tf1...
SandPaperbatVG 1 week ago
@SandPaperbatVG its called tf classic or just tf originally a quake mod but yet later redone by valve on I think the gold source engine
MinecraftKid50 1 week ago
@12hitman1 how did he invented then the level 3 sentry?
fuygvfyuguihvuyguuyu 21 hours ago
just keep pressing 7 :P
0rth0doX 5 months ago
Actually the release date has been changed to 31/2
windson7 5 months ago
so wake up...wake up and ...WROOAAAH :DDDD
DubSalat 5 months ago
O_O
mike312000able 5 months ago
ahem REAL!
Kittykatkiddo101 6 months ago
video = shit
BCE3HAET 6 months ago 37
0:48 WTF?!
theagemon5 6 months ago
i loled at 0:22
glennglog22 6 months ago
Setting things on fire with your mind is a superpower not used yet...
ORIGINALITY FTW
Kocynhe 6 months ago
0:49 id so french kiss her...lol
zezimarules1 6 months ago
lol and now 147 likes 147 dislikes STRANGEEEEE
NarutoUzumachi97 6 months ago
Did anyone noticed that there is 144 Like's and 144 Dislikes XD
MeGaEdIIToRMaN 6 months ago
@MeGaEdIIToRMaN We must keep balance!!!
Wonderwhale5 6 months ago
0:49 gave me a boner
IMMMedved 6 months ago
You spelled real wrong...
Shaterproductions 6 months ago
hahaha pick up that can
MilanCeranic 7 months ago
hahaha black mesa released its 2011 xD did i miss something ?
Krasimir961510 7 months ago
@Krasimir961510 its a mod called black mesa source (remake of HL1) thats also been delayed, but hes not talking about half life 1 XD
SkatesGameplay 7 months ago
@SkatesGameplay who is talking about HL1?
Krasimir961510 7 months ago
@Krasimir961510 Black Mesa source is Half Life 1 with the updated Source Engine
AntBelch 7 months ago
smeel the TEEEEEA
ziomallex1 8 months ago
Black Mesa Source isnt being made by them.
They're also making "The Source Engine 2" for Half Life 3.
Dimbark 8 months ago
i bet all the dislikes were made from gaben
byerscm 8 months ago
Half Life 2 Episode 3: The new Duke Nukem Forever...
AGrayPhantom 8 months ago
this is pretty funny for an average video wtf is with all the dislikes i thought it was funny lol
elitebelt 8 months ago
thumps up if u think the logo is awesome
zakillller 8 months ago
ok on my gmod every thing is really bright i cant fix it tell me how
MrSpartan20 8 months ago
what is that alyx model
mobilemarshall 9 months ago
0:50 favorited just for that
qwertyrobot5 9 months ago
111 likes 111 dislikes - lol
rotomon666 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you like Freeman's Mind :3
SRMTHFGLover1 9 months ago 2
0:40 Hahahahahaha
DanielOlmedo450 10 months ago
I dont care if ep.3 comes out when im old im still going to play it
chewy10000 10 months ago
Wow. None of that was even funny.
ninjapickles1313 10 months ago
lol 0:22 is soooooo funny
yoyobeerman1289 10 months ago
Half life 3 is out! Theres a half life 1 not including blue shift and stuff theres a half life 2 and a half life 2 episode 1 and 2 which makes a half life 3
9jakub91 11 months ago
Combine:Pick up the trash
*combine burns!!*
Douche1nternational 11 months ago
lol at 0:48
Nicole4700 1 year ago
whos that girl? it's not alyx, this girl's hot!
demollyon 1 year ago
@demollyon It's Alyx, FakeFactory model.
0takuMetalheadGamer 1 year ago
31/12/09
fuckin lold.
xalener 1 year ago
0:35 SMOD.......i know la
komandercapish 1 year ago
the dates made me lol the most!
MrZoider 1 year ago
1:08 yeah, that worked out. Black Mesa Source appears to have gone into hibernation.
Bryantn3 1 year ago
@Bryantn3 i'm thinking 'hmm vaporware' on that one. their last "recent" twitter update was 'old school like the old school' and that was 452 days ago ...
BrEnNo1023 10 months ago
lol, black mesa source to be released 31/12/2009 confirmed :P
tank19768 1 year ago 20
@tank19768 Yeah, right.
spinvudu 3 months ago
@tank19768 Ya... I remember when that happened... oh wait.
SuperMario1611 3 months ago
@tank19768 *meanwhile, in 2011/2012*
Where the fuck is my game?
SunTzuSaidFight 2 months ago
0:39 can fail. LPG tank wins XD
drhax1234 1 year ago
Ok is not fake. I think?
drhax1234 1 year ago
0:36 is that old gmod and use shovle right.
drhax1234 1 year ago
LOL that's gmod and fake.
drhax1234 1 year ago
0:50 Looks like she's waiting for something
funk192 1 year ago
@funk192 please insert ____.
kommandojoe 1 year ago
I bet Duke Nukem Forever will be released before episode 3... EPISODE three... imagine if it was a full game... =P
PS: For who don't know DNF was announced for february, 2011.
LkMaxBR 1 year ago
WTF, How did you get FF Alyx to stick out her tongue.
counterfight1224 1 year ago
goog video :) and... LOL at 0:49
G0nzA10895 1 year ago
reel is real
gamestop251 1 year ago
people with no sense of humor or in a bad mood won't find this funny
JRigals 1 year ago
0:33 LMAO
dany3241291 1 year ago
Episode Three will be released 2013, but only if the 2012 profecy was right.
idonthatethissite 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA es un cago de risa este video esta pro cuando se tira el pedo gman el police prendido fuego y el ep 3 qe no sale nunca jajajajajaj 20 mil años mas tarde xD salio (pabada de largo era xDDD)
toreando79 1 year ago
what the fuck HOW IS THIS FUNNY it is boring farts are not funny they are OLD
glitterbarbie01 1 year ago
hl2 episode 3 is coming out 4019
octorock888 1 year ago 3
u whatch seeeeens o navinana fayr playy
razvyboss69 1 year ago
this be stupid....
logscott3 1 year ago
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=fso8tpdbIxs
ImaginationRendering 1 year ago
Black Mesa Source to be released 2009? Crap...
mechinater 1 year ago
Hilarious...
PirateNaziZombie 1 year ago
Lol alyx looks like Amy lee
eggyboy11 1 year ago
gmod and smod
kitchsc 1 year ago
#LOL "pick up that can!" *burning*
traackmaniac 1 year ago
0:50 wait WTF?
stefan21913 1 year ago
gmod+hl2=this garbage
dodgedart74 1 year ago
extra long beep at the end XD (should be there) sounded like a heartmoniter
MrRougeace 1 year ago
It releases in 2011
madnessnevada619 1 year ago
the can part was funny
let me guess...
DO I SMELL SMOD???!?
lol I saw the shovel and I know the timed bananabomb can be funny
MrSybertech 1 year ago
ew whats wrong with alyx
a4o31 1 year ago
@a4o31 Gmod
1793fuji 1 year ago
omg! bloopers is in one of my videos!
wolfkelsey1 1 year ago
LOL +1 =D
hitmen047 1 year ago
pick up that can... OFFICERNEEDSHELP
Kurjak93 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA pick up the trash boom
MrMreinar 2 years ago 89
Yeah, about the episode 3 I think you are right!
lol
mijaildi 2 years ago
at 0:49 is funny but is real in hl 2 ??
SuperHitman200 2 years ago
lol
Gabbers123456 2 years ago
jajajajajajjajaaj
015guille 2 years ago
ep 3. true,true...
MrZoider 2 years ago
cinematic mod thats why
DinokillerSithlord 2 years ago
pick up that can boom look out
gloomslyer 2 years ago 2
Cinematic Mod. I thought everyone knew of it since ages.
Troggyhordesman 2 years ago
if the cop at 0:41 farted there would be a huge explosion behind him ××D
stefan708 2 years ago 2
alyx looked really horny at that point O_O
Lulzalex 2 years ago
Some mod
Spartan4521 2 years ago
Its gmod And the other is smod
alsnana00 2 years ago
@alsnana00 its gmod and the other is cinematic mod. not Smod.
iamhereforever 2 years ago
@iamhereforever Oh sorry then rofl
alsnana00 2 years ago
@alsnana00 dont worry :P no problem at all XD
iamhereforever 2 years ago 2
Fake Factory. That's why.
npx190 2 years ago
why was alyx sticking her tongue out like that?
TraumKiller 2 years ago
at 0:50 alyx looks like a zombie sticking her tounge out lol
legodooode 2 years ago
WTF 0:50
windson7 2 years ago
What is the fakefactory version he use in Intro Gman?
eddygordo1988 2 years ago