Period Piece

[Crumbleslug]

The best.

[ChoccoPurrpz]

that poor poor dog...

[onemidnightgone]

Lisa, do you get periods?

[onemidnightgone]

IT'S BLUE ON ONE SIDE AND WHITE ON THE OTHER.

I was so confused, but then I saw the original. Is that what they showed in the special ed health classes?

[4AMsunshine]

I like how this is flagged for users 18 and older when it seems these days periods come around the age of 11 or 12, and children are become sexually aware of each other at a younger age.

[4AMsunshine]

@4AMsunshine In any case, though, I laughed my ass off. It's a perfect parody of the original.

[rellenoz]

Did she put her cig out on that girl's head?...Where is the opening? under the arm? I'm confused.

[skatapoopy]

HAHAHAHA!

[BBIAN0]

What a disgusting, yet beautiful gem of a video! This made me laugh like a wheezing drunk. XD Definite fave!

[fegolem]

This.. is.. so.. messed.. up....

lol

[DeathlyNightshade]

I recently saw this and many other films at a festival in my city.

This was my favourite, love it to bits

[blowdry7]

man, this was so great!

I would love to do something as sick as this!

[FuckYouNiggerObama]

do female celebs have periods ?

[MmmMamaLikey]

And I thought my work was decent -- you blew me away! I've been sending this to everyone I know! 5 *s!

[Caseyfprincess88]

hottie Cutie for Weekday Fun!

fastloverfun(.)com_

[concorder]

I AM DYING!

[nicanicabad]

This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. The editing is perfection!!

Three f's and an s.

[TheYouToobPolice]

And blood is coming out from an opening between my legs.

[nicanicabad]

Have you seen the original??? This gets even funnier if you know the original.

[thepottymouths]

The section at 5:35 never gets old. I replay that part constantly, throughout most the day.

[TheLeviChannel]

That's our favorite part too!

[TallulahClark]

it's twisted & I like it.

[bdos17]

lol  lmao

[ian216a]

Sweet Jesus! - you owe me a cock, coz I just laughed mine off! The sister is fucking hilarious, even makes getting off a sofa into a masterpiece.

[synthetickat]

Oh my GOD that puppy is ADORABLE!!! Is it a chihuahua?

[strwbrryangel00]

I fucking giggled and snorted the entire time. Hi-fuckin-larious. So worth watching twice. Cheers! ~Kt

[DIOTD2008]

Fantastically creepy & instructional all at the same time.

Superb!!

[jstarret]

Really superb sensibility and artistic vision. I love it!

[frisko29]

i fancy jeopardy do you?

[frisko29]

frontline infantry!

[symphonieoccultique]

Does anyone know what the music at the start is?

[RZArecktah]

i like eggs

[frisko29]

vag full of venom

[MOHAPHGF]

I like waffles

[ThePrincessMiko]

Really? I like chocolate milk. :)

[boogerlab]

best movie ever

[frisko29]

more bloody and pointless than the war in Iraq.

[baronmalice]

haha ive seen the original with the down syndromes girl. this was hilarious

[meekimoko]

that amused me =D

[NutsandMacaroons]

this is hysterical.  fantastic parody

[planetery]

That's so fucked!!! lmao

I never thought the original could be topped- leave it to Lisa Hammer to pull it off!

[TwinkieStuffer]

i dont do shit like this when im drunk

*black haired girl has a smile like old gregg's*

[MarisolCorazon]

This is my favorite video.

[djlyxia]

Do you have a link to the original? I would love to see it. Thanks <3

[corvettegirl88]

Okay I'll check it out.....

[corvettegirl88]

Ah. I see.

[corvettegirl88]

This is creepy weird guys. What the hell is it?

[JackassLover666]

wow. Did i see right were the pads out side?.

[lisahammer]

yes.

[whydidntyoubelieveme]

that is weirdly creepy o.0

[milzfan1228]

wow... im guessing there drunk...

[daydreamer1972]

wow

[PureReason2020]

Yeah!! That mutts family is from the outer limits.

[PureReason2020]

hahahah!! Check out "dad" peeping at 3:37

[UncaChazzy]

Ms. Hammer, you are definitely a talent to watch...I'm more than a little envious because this is exactly the sort of thing I would have wanted to do if I could have pursued my interests in film.

This is like watching the original crossed with John Waters, mixed with a touch of the original Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

Job well done to all, it's sick and twisted without being overtly cruel or over-the-top disgusting.

Bravo.

[3809940TAA]

badass remake.

[babyguyamagarry]

......

[westonite]

notice the dog at 8:03 - perfect.

[westonite]

you made it as funny as the original. very nice goin'. this video is gold.

[RagingBigot]

ROFL! How did I miss that!?

[RagingBigot]

Gets old after the first 5 minutes, but added to my favs for shock factor.

[HolobytePictures]

???

[spretten]

this is so friggin brilliant! jill totally steals the show haha ;D can i ask if its a boy or a girl?.. sorry if i offend anyone with that question, lol!

[livelovelaugh27]

SICK. TWISTED AND SICK!

[vf12497439]

holy crap! I am going back on meth! screw narcanon!

[joelat713]

Absolute genius. Scary, disgusting, yet funny.

[wilkes85]

Hahaha I was skeptical at first, and thought it would be totally disgusting and wrong, but it's actually fucking hillarious

[neoneironaut]

I hope someone got their m.f.a. with this LOL

[magenta71]

wow this is soo funny. The original is kind of creepy but this is hilarious!

[cuddlyable3]

Lisa, Levi, Jason, Debbie you did well keeping the exact cheesy dialog. Lovingly done all the way. Thanks.

[forlackofabettername]

OMG WHY!!!! WHY!!! that wasn't even funny ugh.

[FactMastar2020]

I have been in the closet for to long it has made me a bitter and nasty person.

Now I suck big jucy black Cock and I'm one happy cocksucker

I'll even suck you cock just to say I'm Sorry

[heresjone]

I can't stop wathcin

[lisahammer]

Sea Monkeys too???

[Statikhed]

I don't know...The Dad is pretty pervy-look at minute 3:38 in the film

[happeelilmonkey]

Hammertime - the funniest remake i have ever seen! i was laughing so hard that beer came out of my nose! lovely image...

kudos! bravo!!

[lisahammer]

I am delighted to have made beer come out of your nose.

[happeelilmonkey]

ok...all of my comments below were actually replies to the comments other people made. Why the hell did it put them at the top here? that's fucked up! They won't make sense on their own! Fuckin' YouBoob.

[happeelilmonkey]

Be nice. gdodoo0 is the actual retard from the original 1971 movie. She doesn't really know what she's saying. Plus, she's still traumatized from her fucked up childhood...

[gdogoo0]

sick burn

[lisahammer]

My favorite comment!

[gdogoo0]

i thought it was strange but good

douche

[happeelilmonkey]

Ok, time for beddy bye, little tard!

Let go of the Massengil. NOW, DAMNIT!!!

Get to bed before I make another educational

video starring you as the fucking retard -

a part that was tailor made for you!!

[gdogoo0]

this is how i dream

mostly nighmares

[kamewlcococolulu]

omg so nasty but like funny lol

[Statikhed]

disturbingly hilarious

[jeffcoolm1]

the shit is funny scary, the person who cut the movie had to be lsd.

[jhaugh2222]

i feel bad that the dog has to be around you artsy hipster fuckwads

[lisahammer]

2nd favorite comment.

[Elkraiden]

simon has it so good!

[WitchWhite]

The best movie I've seen so far! I was ROLLIN'.

Brilliant. I hope you do another in the same style using an old movie dialogue, again.

You guys rock!

[bright1eyes1]

but hilarious

the dad is hot though

[bright1eyes1]

haha omg she grabs the girl at 6:09, and the girl licks the pad at 3:22

this shit is bananas!

[To6go9ZQ]

This is by FAR the funniest video I've seen on the internet. I love the dog in the bathroom.

[CannabisMix]

wtf? this sound is for people who are trippin'.. don't understand the film stuff..

[boydegg]

the blonde girl looks like Courtney Love

[Elkraiden]

hell no i don't! ew!

[Haganegirl]

Holy shit, ROFL

[jtbigfan]

funny

[xernatas]

you are greeeeaaatttt

[disarmingbeautyx]

wow, i thought the original was nightmarish enough.

way to top it!

*clap clap clap*

[nitrovo]

holy shit great work fellas

[Andujo13]

This video is sooo damn funny..Funny shit..hahaha

[xernatas]

greeeeat

[0li11759]

very repetetive

[amyyff]

lmaooooooo funny shit

[strawberries63]

LMFAO

[brian2448]

damn ass hole friend told me this was a wwe video this made me throw up nasty sick

[happeelilmonkey]

THAT'S the funniest fucking thing I've heard all day (besides this video)!!! I'm gonna have to do that to my friends as well!

[nahviiiii]

3:20 xD

[territorialchick]

I hope yyou mean 4:20!!!!!!!

[lilhpunkEgurl]

Thats just..mean.

[angelsgurl]

the dog licked her blood....

[rmjnma]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

[Peachies420]

l-m-a-o you stuck it to her head! oh, its sticky alright....

[busyframes]

this was more genius than my dick in a box remix vid. lol at the mismatched b roll, jumpcuts and the irony of the comment below mine vs the featured video on said comment givers page.

[OutFitting]

Sorry.. but it's kinda dumb..

[FlameClone]

this is more hilarious than the original one

[misshottie567]

wow disturbing

[hotchick128]

yup

[teholt123]

That is fucking hilarious...bravo!!!!!!!!!

[provoko]

ohh hahaha

[WeDieInTheEnd]

o.o stupid.

[earlcombearl]

That was pretty funny.

[jzissette]

Wow...disturbing!

[sianica14]

OMG..its funny but kinda gross

[agentzero111]

SO FREAKIN FUNY!

[X3WILDCARDX3]

LOL!!! HEy what is wrong wit this whole familia? this shit is funny as hell though.

[Chantizzie741]

Probably the most horrible thing I've seen all year... And yet I cannot stop laughing.. I love you guys...

[SBarsinister]

This family looks like a bunch of serial killers!

[ComaLies225]

What is on that guy's face?

[happeelilmonkey]

I wondered the same thing! My guess is that he must have just come from making the educational video "Where does poop come from?"

[Sxykristie]

LMAO omfg that was awsome

[TEATINE1]

why does this seem to feel like I'm...a little high?

[aceshigh12321]

lmao poor chihuahua must be traumatized... and the jill chick is kinda creepy, and i know more about periods than the video tells lol. many girls i know.... periods.... store... help.... im nice, and they tell me everything lol

[nitegaunt]

Almost more disturbing than the original.

[musicnvrdies]

lmao this is hilarious but kinda scary.

[fanbut]

What about the calendar... And counting 28 days from 1 to 28?

[lisahammer]

The studio only gave us the budget for part of the lesson. You have to figure out the rest on your own.

[thetruetalker]

omfg!!! i dont feel good :{

[unicornandhearts]

i heart you guys

[seszomara]

this is somewhat funny but makes me feel weird about having a period.

[jayjen880]

is it wrong to masturbate to this?

[lisahammer]

Definitely not wrong, it's only natural. We believe the original was created for that purpose as well. Thank you.

[happeelilmonkey]

Good answer, Hammertime! now the real question...should you masterbate with the pad still in your panties? Will the blood come from an opening between your legs if you do?

[lisahammer]

yes.

[bunhead93]

I hope that was fake blood. so gross!

[abeasu]

hahaha fucking awasome

[lovelylisaa]

stupid smokers

[KingTonberry]

omg this is very sick but funnier than the original.

[richdolanski]

Wow that was funny when she blows smoke out her mouth.

[pritchett2294]

eww

[whatupyo2006]

this is classic !

[Musiclover11112]

This scares me..

[not2quickontheuptake]

this scares me. every time i try to forget my mind suddenly wakes up screaming

[baxter102]

I did drugs didn't i??

[Anon7341337]

I've seen it, I cant unsee it >.<

[Ryan50c]

this will haunt my dreams forever.

[JackRussellTerrier2]

Jill was kind of cute, even if she was a damned weirdo

[secretsilly]

this is just weird

[DuraheLL]

fuck a lucky duck you schmuck

[thepottymouths]

Pure genious!!! Excelent! Excelent! Excelent, I injured myself waching this.

[mikejock]

You guys are genius. My friends and I have watched the original video for years and seeing this was amazing.

[bensharkey]

brilliant!

[FaoleannOBradaigh]

is this for real?

[FaoleannOBradaigh]

i've just watched the rest of it! hilarious.

[gisbrei]

daddy's on crack...

[bigjman28]

That was fucking hilarious!!!! I was crying I was laughing so hard.....whoever played suzie cracked my shit up....and when suzie got beat in the bathroom...WOW! Great remake!

[ForgottenSouls666]

LMAO

[Musiclover11112]

The ppl r freakin scary!! Ahhh!! Nightmares!! ok, well first of all, she licked the pad!! Then, she actually touched the pad wen it had blood on it. Then, the dog was licking the girls mouth! Then, the ppl all act like there on drugs or something.

[KIRK976]

OH GOD,My stomach aches.

It's funny enough on its own,But one should see the original to really appreciate it fully.

[Hyde00101110]

Best. Remake. EVER.

[lisahammer]

I want this film to get into every household in the world. If you all feel this strongly about it, please spread the word and send the link to everybody you know. The thought of grossing out so many people...I have to say...It brings tears of joy to my eyes...

[alwaysofspinebreaker]

i <3 you

[alwaysofspinebreaker]

why the fuck was this made, this is the wierdest most fucked up hilarious and disgusting worthless horrible pile of shit made ever. i cant tell if ihate it.. love it... want to burn my eyes out... praise it.... i think i want to killmyself, allthough.. when she put the pad on that R-tards face.. i prettymcuh allmost lost it

[lisahammer]

Best response ever. You win a free copy of the video, plus some weird crap from my house. Email me your mailing address. I won't come kill you, I swear.

[Hyde00101110]

you're a woman of your word. got the stuff today. THANKS LISA!

[blahblahghost]

So...random...

[minequeen1]

Absolute genius.

[TVS4Eva]

That was retarted. Why'd I watch this? I'm a fucking Noob.

[SlinkyPie]

lmfao.

[armycic]

Should have got an Oscar.

[serious22]

i laughed so hard that i still have tears in my eyes.

having seen the original "training video" that you so lovingly mock some time ago & being completely moved/horrified by it & it's eerie bluntness & blatant lack of informaty(i love how they describe to the little girl over & over again what a period does, yet they never explain WHY a period happens), i never thought anything could top it. i was wrong.

well done lisa hammer.

[MuNkYBizNess]

*PUKE!* I like the dad best, haha

[ibarrf]

ok, that was weird....lucky i'm a man lol

[oberon06]

i heard their periods attract bears...the bears can smell the menstruation!!!!