Chuck Norris roundhouse to the moon!

[TheEXpothead]

he kicked him so hard that they broke the universe and found life outside it.

[bulletscary]

Jesus walks on water

Chuck Norris walks on Jesus

[MultiRoydon]

When Chuck Norris dives into the pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

[14337565]

chuck norris wasn't born he was unleashed

[AegisNova]

Lame.

[123Ureadthishah]

FAKE!

That kid got kicked all the way to pluto

[Miganishi]

Area 51 is simply where Chuck Norris has his pets.

563 kids have been kicked to the fucken moon!

[flashdesunamic]

Chuck Norris, at the age of 2, forced his mother to eat the vegetables :D

[EvilMrPopo]

Jesus walks on water

Chuck Norris walks on Jesus

[ArcheSan1]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

ʞɔnɥɔ sıɹɹou punoɹ ǝsnoɥ pǝʞɔıʞ ʎɯ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris died 4 years ago, but Death cannot build up the courage to tell him.

The reason the Holy Grail has never been found is because no one is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.

Every time you masturbate, Chuck Punches a Mexican baby in the face.

[legopivot311]

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

[bja311]

hahahahahaha!



[rajo143]

Chuck Norris used to play with dinosaurs... they're all gone...

[MistaMariguana]

Chuck Norris has only ever farted once.

His trip to Haiti did not go well.

[MrGrnch]

I own that gi top!

[joesoap81]

Jesus walks on water

Chuck Norris swims on land.

[schooled4ever]

@joesoap81 chuck norris's tears cure cancer to bad he never cries

Chuck norris's round house is the reason all houses seem square

chuck Norris has already been to mars that is why there is no life there

[TheSnowMobile3000]

@joesoap81 No, chuck norris walks on jesus is the original thing...

[Gazadaman86]

See them craters on the moon? That was from when Chuck Norris used to play baseball...

[explosionfriday]

ADD is not a syndrom its the fact that you can't sit still knowing chuck norris can strike at any time

[veryyyweird]

Chuck Norris makes me headache because thinking of how to make funny thing about him

[rosstheboss1997]

chuck norris dosent fight he just allows you to lose

[14NarutoKyuubi]

@rosstheboss1997 I have a feeling you got that from Epic Rap Battles of History: Chuck Norris vs. Abe Lincoln

[MrBoneStripper98]

chuck norris fact, rocky can eat lighiting and crap thunder, chuck norris can eat a hurrican and crap an earth quake (9.9 on the rihcter scale)

[davidmastertkd]

wtf is just watch................:0

[imooatcows101]

Nah Tony Jaa Is Better

[MrBoneStripper98]

@imooatcows101

shit one kick from chuck and tony would bend in half and go flying through the wall.

[x00czar00x]

LOL

[ipodappshelpyou]

if Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

[MrBoneStripper98]

@ipodappshelpyou

oh thats good lol

[Wichswurscht]

totally lultz

[DANTHEBLACKBARON]

@ P00nez, I suggest you try your best (albeit pointless) to run and hide. But you're probably on the local missing persons report right now <_<

[P00nez]

Man Fuck Chuck norris and Fuck his fan boys the man is a actor! Till him to step in the ring with a real fighter

[HollyPriestR]

@P00nez chuck norris is not just an actor...he practised martial arts and never lost once in a competition. This is real not a joke

[MrBoneStripper98]

@P00nez

he has

[global127]

THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN APPROVED BY CHUCK NORRIS

[spiderpig85]

There used to be a street named Chuck Norris. They changed the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives...

[MrTube1603]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[m9u7shuriken]

@MrTube1603 u went 2 chuck norms facts.

y dont u make up ur own

title be a good idea

peace

from chuck norms  (chuck norms roundhouses the computer)

[tigertenaka]

There are survivors of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks, they're called astronauts.

[jmc6787]

GAY

[jeekilla1]

457 poeple are on the moon now

[thelemonsqueeze2]

That was shit

[chris34945]

474 years of chuck norris, 474 kids were kicked to the moon.

[lolahavasuaz]

Chuck Norris can kick start a car ....

[letyran62]

lol

[jachvideos]

"A small Chuck Norris short!"

ORLY?!

[BoUnTiOuSaPoLlo]

dude this sucks

[Juanelo4u]

Norris cant even fight!

i should give some lesson to this guy :P

[stinkfish294]

@Juanelo4u Just you wait Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse your ass to the moon

[NATHANmagyar]

This was ridiculous bahahha

[upidsteman]

Chuck Norris' real voice is much more epic, but he cant use it because last time he did he got every girl pregnant within a 150 mile radius.

[destrask]

Chuck Norris could UN-f**k a pregnant girl!

[MrSlash4]

439 childs received roundhouse kicks

[Leocidal]

@MrSlash4 hehehehe chuck norris isnt a son of a bitch, hes a father of a bitch,

chuck norris is the 1st behemoth to ever flick the world off with his middle toe rofl

to the kick to the moon ehehehe fuck the moon chuck norris would of kicked him higher than that so high it will pass heaven n the kid wont even exist anymore rofl

[MrSlash4]

@Leocidal :D

[FFValkyrie123]

chuck norris WON the game

[goshOMG7]

This comment was destroyed, killed, murdered, round house kicked, and t baged by Chuck Norris.

[mongerfal]

behind Chuck Norris beard is not a chin but a nuther fist or it could be behind Chuck Norris beard is not a chin but a nuther is a nuther roudhose kick waiting... wich 1 do u think is better

[TrancePlus]

Chuck Norris can go to the moon without using a shuttle

[Integrab20b4cyl]

Chuck Norris once dranked a full beer with the bootle cap still on.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

earthquake is just a word for chuck norris taking a shit.

[youg0tsnip3d]

Chuck Norris can kick you with his fist

[HeadShootingMaster]

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

[KaruroVarela]

When Chuck Norris enters a room he doesn't turn the light on, he turn the dark off

[GaByAnDjAsOn]

chuck norris can gargle peanut butter

[MegaJeff666]

Woot metal song 4 the theme!!!

[krinkly1]

Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car

[scottj2112]

what the fuck?

[MrVHI123]

Once Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... and the knife was stabbed to death

[masterdeathify]

Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

[toplinefool444]

Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for chuck norris

[maxpaynepwns]

How did he get this truly amazing Reputation? I Want it!

[epeeista07]

@maxpaynepwns He never got it. Reputation got Chuck Norris..

[Xenosaga2048]

jajajaja... good

[vaggs003]

Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups but earth-downs

[Vytality18]

Chuck Norris won a poker game by saying 'Snap'.

[Waluigi2009]

Chuck Norris can get high by smoking a cigarette

[0XxSuzakuchanxX0]

Jesus christ can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land.

[norbette]

@0XxSuzakuchanxX0 Jesus Christ walked on water. Chuck Norris walked on Jesus! XD

[takeme2dagaloon]

TO BE KICKED TO THE FUCKIN MOON!!!

[ChikiBoy86]

chuck norris has me held hostage in his home he wont let me go in till i get 20 thumbs up hurry before i die

[FFValkyrie123]

Originally alien vs predator was called alien and predator vs chuck norris but noone would pay to see a movie 3 seconds long

[theblackcuriass]

@FFValkyrie123 its 14 seconds not 3sec get it right :D

[dukeisthemaster]

chuck norris played tennis with a brick wall and won

[AlexdaGreat96]

JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER, BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND

[lAmTheZodiac]

the video is a total piece of shit on all levels, but i love the funny comments every1 leaves!

[sempai4056]

man i thougt chuck norris actually kicked the moon. big disapointment

[ShayStuntman]

Jesus is Chuck Norris' Bitch

[thewizkid15]

stop making fun of chuck!

he's a nice guy!

(comment typed while chuck is preparing his roundhouse kick)

[HotWaterGaming]

@thewizkid15 Chuck Norris doesn't need to "prepare" his round house kick

[santhorhongwei]

chuckie was named after chuck norris because he wanted to become the doll version of him.

[VUPdingCLICK]

CHUCK NORRIS has witnessed a once in a lifetime event.....TWICE.....in one day.

[iVisioNXBL]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[annoyingfox889]

the legend says that under chuck norris beard there is... another fist!

[111pikachu]

chuck noris doesnt get wet . water gets chuck norrised

Chuck noris won the notional YUGIO compatition with a squirtle card, and a #7 blue unco card

[metioriter]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow behind his gun XDDD

[0wMyNuts]

TO BE KICKED TO THE FUCKEN MOON xD

[GojiraAVGNFanSSJ4]

HELL YEAH

[EXZNOHZ]

Chuck Norris once gave a horse an upper cut in the chin. Their descendants today are known as Giraffes.

[trainmasterxxx]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land.

[xboxmime]

@trainmasterxxx like that micheal phelps cammercial?

[trainmasterxxx]

@xboxmime no i havent seen that cammercial.

[ste1nunn]

Chuck Norris dosn't get wet, water get's Chuck Norrised

[iamshalomguy]

everyone wears superman pijamas but chuck norris is tough superman wears chuck norris pijamas also people at the beach swim through water but chuck norris is so tough he swims through sand

[nbacrush2000]

Chuck Norris played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver, and won.

[dukeisthemaster]

chuck norris won a game of connect four only using three moves

[Erika445566]

@dukeisthemaster roflmao

[Treyb3yond]

Shit.

[MikeSilk007]

bruce lee was Japanese's dogs

[JamesCalex]

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

[Slie556578]

When CHuck Norris does pushups, instead of him going up, the world goes down.

I can pee my name in snow, when Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.

[FENIX6161]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door haha

[hilbertdepilbert]

Chuck Norris knows victoria´s secret

and Chuck Norris was the one who let the dogs out

and when Chuck Norris oders a big mac....he gets one.

[goph000]

This comment was removed by Chuck Norris.

[TPEERproductions]

@goph000

no. when chuck norris removes your comment, it does not only erase the comment, but also your profile, your life, the essence of your existance, all your history, your family's history, and any present or future people or things connected to you. ever....like ever

[TheCharlHolmes]

@TPEERproductions Dude Thats Fucking Helerious!

[Pivoteer435]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat steak, he eats the whole damn cow.

[T1meW4st3d]

That is obviously the only thing that keeps the moon from slamming into earth. Thanks again Chuck.

[lolferrets]

HAHAHAHAHA

[RoEdAnLa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wacwib]

The Alien vs Predator series was originally, A+P vs Chuck Norris, but they took chuck norris out because they didn't want to watch a 14 second match-up.

[VenomDan]

Chuck Norris don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris

[chaparro212]

@VenomDan no they canth

[DetectiveDude114]

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

[DJglasgowSon]

this is how the moon landing really happened. the reason russia didn't get there first? easy, they didn't have chuck norris.

[goddesslush]

wHat a complete load of crap.

[supermarioex]

why 3 stars?

this was a awesome video.

[lcarlos0]

x D, i guess that was neil armstrong (or however its spelled)

[Djsamefan]

Fuecking pwnd kid

[ca51an0]

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

[luigifan1111]

5 Star voice acting. xD

[akamatthijs]

good one dude ^^ when do you have another one?

[Dave54600]

When Einstein came up with his theory of relativity, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard in the face that he actually went forward in time where he is now known as Stephen Hawking.

[cargor444]

omg lol!!!

[sharingan9652]

:05  floyd mayweather sr.

[jaredstanko]

LOL 0:21 tahhhs right "TO BE KICKED TO THE FAKING MOON"

[DoomsdayTomorrow]

LOL :D seriously... wtf xD

[mixolt23]

OMFG XDDDD

[yak098]

hahahah wtf dude XD

[EvilDesignz]

hahahahahahahahaha

[FunOrNotFun]

Chuck Norris sleeps with his lights on, but its not beacause Chuck norris is afraid from the dark. No the dark is afraid from Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zubasdt]

chuck norris made onion to cry...

[deathunlimited454]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones, with 1 BIRD!

[jms00133]

...?

[OrganicNoob]

kindof funny -.-

[b0rks]

LOL.. funny

[zker666]

to be kicked to the fucken moon!!!

[Leocidal]

rofl

[62cky4powerthirst]

chuck norris is the first man to email a roundhouse kick.

chuck norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hideing.

[gingerscot88]

in every pill of viagra there is at least one drop of chuck norris's sweat

[Spartanz1170]

Chuck norris was supposed to be on mount rushmore, but they could find the right concrete to match his beard.

[VidFreak2006]

waste of my precious time!pf

[Punisher541]

Chuck Norris Sleeps with a nightlight but not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him

lol XD

[GrandMasterBison]

@Punisher541 lol

[dafranx]

I probably heard of some Chuck Norris joke, somewhere in YouTube. Why is Dale Gribble so paranoid all the times? Because he thinks Chuck Norris is going to kill him.

[enjoisk8ter121]

you are dead

[DARKSTARLUCH]

damn that was gay

[TheMatthew97]

Chuck Norris is going to hunt you down.

[wonhwadoboy]

chuck norris one day decided to sell his pee as an energy drink we now no it as redbull

[dafranx]

WHAT!! The red bull that I'm drinking is Chuck Norris' piss. 'spits out Red Bull energy drink'

[willman2k8]

chuck norris sold is pee and STERIODS

[PowerToker420]

yea that other guy is right though,.... this is fucking gay and the guy who made it is even more gay

[KingRodriques]

thats funny xD

[IceIcedady]

GAY

[masterbubbleman]

this is so fucking retarded this is a piece of black fuck

[SwimminZo]

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fdirlmt]

Total Gym FTW baby !!!!

[Shuruzei]

When Chuck Norris was born, he didn't cry. Instead, the doctor was crying;

Don't EVER slap Chuck Norris!

[IceIcedady]

wow you are gayer than this video.

and it goes

when chuck norris was born the only person that cried was the doctor never slap chuck norris