Brass Eye Crime episode

[nickrondle]

canoe

[Enemiesofthepeople]

Where's your self-recockingspect?

[FEARsystem89]

Bloody amazing!!!



[DafTacoustics]

bury the beds

[Collins1990]

"His reward is the canoe."

[lozington95]

and the future for these little fuckers?

[guthywoodry]

That Chris Morris has been denied broadcast by All of England's Media since 'God Knows When', -is Proud Testimony to his Genius.

Chris Morris Threw his very simple cat among the overeducated defaecators that constitute modern England. -They panicked & soiled themselves copiously.

Afterwards, they panicked again, and, in their itchingly soiled state & sought someone to blame ..

Chris Morris is such an artist & polemicist

No, the English Establishment can't understand, A Very Good Thing Too!

[guthywoodry]

The English / British Educoercion summed up perfectly.

No wonder Britain is the way it is....

[BarrySTFUSrsly]

Oh god. 2:05 got me good. Ha Ha.

[daryl1q1]

that canoe looks like fun.

[curbdancer2002]

"if you take a seal & hit it really hard in the face every day, for six weeks, you may turn it into a rather fetching hat"...I almost coughed up a lung after hearing that

[slintank]

Where's yourself re-cocking-spect! Brilliant.

[datovs]

would it really matter if one of these men died?

[Indul1]

I was at London Guildhall University between 1994-1997 on a politics and history degree and they was a girl called Tara (you can imagine how annoying it is in the day of facebook that i don't know what her surname was) and she was a spitting image of the girl Libby Shuss here, very beautiful.................

[WidnesWonderwall]

How do you get back into society???

UP YOUR ARSE!!!

[illhead69]

How funny is the brass moustache?

[weaselidiotu]

@illhead69 It's so funny I can't even laugh...

[ohnonotyouagain101]

wheres your self re"cocking"spect,chris morris=genius

[Reevesy791]

Ilbby shuss is soo hott

[MCBhangramuffin]

Libby Shuss. "I'm going inside like a BAD BOY". LMAO

[Indul1]

@MCBhangramuffin She's fit as well...........

[radiodarkhorse]

Kevin Eldon "LICK THE SHIT OF THE SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Brilliant

[Indul1]

The presenter bird is a babe

[tweezer76]

Bury the beds

[darkstar19]

2:06 ahahahahahahahaXD

[fraybentos666]

DONT ACTUALLY DO IT!!!!!!!

[shughume]

LICKYOURSELFOFFTHESHOE!!!!!!

brilliant!

[illhead69]

how funny is the brass moustache? burry the beds

[steeveep]

"Up your arse"

[mrlordsnooty]

wheres your self recocking spect

[merdufer]

"change their spots? (these leopards)"

WTF XD

[Jessymandias]

he looks so revolting at 0:52

[StonePearlPumpkin]

lick yourself of my shoe! classic line!

[glasgowdmon]

why didnt you polish it? how funny is it?

BURY THE BEDS!

[DiarmaidGNR]

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!

[lsdarcy]

all earthy

[robertgunning]

This is a bit like an updated version of Monty Python, but it is funny

[thefierce123]

1:14

[Retardis]

I'm going inside now, like a bad boy lol

[ThePowerOfRomance]

I'm from society, how will you get into society?

Up you ass

Owned

[johnnycon]

At least this is more informative than ITV news.

[kuroistuc]

@johnnycon Quite right! ITV News is a parody of itself.

[leecity1927]

this fucking shit is genius god damn genius ..shave off there eyebrows to undermine them!!!!!!! fuck an asbo. the peado episode is the greatest comedy ever , fuck laurel and hardy

[CircusManic]

They should have something like this today .... Not the holiday camp disgraceful prisons like we have in the UK .... This video may just be comic based but this is how they should be treated.

[EscapeFromF5]

GET OUT.

LOOK AT ME.

GET OUT.

[DuderinoDeux]

genius

[tomme1981]

Where's your self re-cocking-spect?  Classic

Must put that in the bank for later use.

[MarcKennedy88]

He loves his canou time

[lsdarcy]

I want a canou just so I can sit in it. It looks so much fun

[secur1t]

Legend!!!

[Khild565]

bury the beds..lmao

[derangedband]

lmao! 2:05 thats very clockwork orange XD

[basildonbadger]

brass eye is the best show thats ever been on tv.

[TopherPVFC]

why didn't you polish it?

how funny is it?

bury the beds.

brilliant.

[SteffanLlwyd]

'Reminds me of my Primary School Head Teacher who made one of the girls puke on her pudding by forcing her to eat it in the name of 'the starving Biafrans'. She never came back, having been sent to a special school for the 'educationally sub-normal' near Aberaeron. It was Brass Eye for real most days! She was only 9. Her only crime was being poor also known as 'rough' rather than 'respectable'. Genuine f*****g nightmare which I'm still furious about.

[solreavir]

GET OUT NOW look at me GET OUT

[zomgtehrei]

WHERE'S YOUR SELF RECOCKINGSPECT

[redoktober1690]

his reward is the canou

[Chrismyass01]

hahahhahah!

[ryzola2017]

And the future for these little fuckers

[marshier]

How funny is it? Bury the beds!

Classic comedy, dam you british tabloids!

[saturn1returns]

"WHERE'S YOUR SELFRECOCKINGSPECT!"

[hhhhhhho8]

lol yeh thats 1of my fave lines aswell! lol!

[soulofshiver]

LICK THE SHIT OFF THE SHOE!

[AlexFictionFriction]

hahahahaha!

[lowbperi]

Bury the beds!

[danielnquinn]

get out. look at me. get out

[BlackpeopleLOL]

If you take a seal, and club it for 6 weeks... you may have yourself a very fetching hat.

[SteveNewman03]

Allied Advisor On Psycho-Battery lol. I love Chris Morris, everything he does is hilarious. 5/5

[Jambot101]

Where is your self re-cocking respect, classic

[hools258]

his face at 00.11 us genius!!

[MartinWhite08]

If you take a seal, and hit it very hard in the face, every day, for six weeks, you may turn it into a very fetching hat.

[lennymullett]

Up. Your. Arse

[frenchkids]

would it really matter if one of these men died????

[davehoward22]

polish the golden mushtache

[Scottwastingtime]

Lick yourself off my shoe.

LICK yourself off my shoe.

DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT!

Get out. LOOK AT ME! Get out.

[mattb33311221]

AHAHAHAHAH. "their sleep is constantly interupted......AAAAHHHHHH!" "his reward is the canoe" "where's your self re-cocking-spect!!"

lmfao

[CherylG2007]

Chris Morris is brilliant. :D

[cchantler]

"where's your self re-cocking-spect!!"

[lawsonoswal]

we pose a simple question... would it really matter if these men died. lmao

[martybags72]

bury the beds!

too funny!

[stevenfreaken]

I know some cops that MURDER people by giving them cancer. They beat their victim unconcious then pump cancerous chemicals into their body with syringes. They also MURDERED a young girl in Dorking. I've reported them, and NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING has been done about them!

[littlezazz]

wheres your self re-cocking-spect!!

best. line . ever

[BandWagon1987]

The question at the end is a valid one to think about, highlights what society actually thinks of its criminals

[reachforthelasers]

The answer is yes. It jolly well would matter if one of these men died.

[Scottwastingtime]

ha it is only a joke, and not the most tastesless one on brasseye either! have you seen much of it?

[epro1]

wheres your self-re-cocking-spect *steals*

[Barca87]

my fave section on the whole

[iamagaybumlord]

I want a go in the canoe!!!

[jberry106]

change their spots?

(these leopards)

[grayo84]

canoe for an hour! fucking great!

[pinkorange12]

captain clyde jackson ha ha ha ha

[Garsideffxi]

Brass Eye is so awesome.

[pablohoney78]

Get out! Look at me! Get out! LMAO.

[indieabby88]

This is effing amazing. I love it. "If you take a seal and beat it repeatedly every day, you will, after a time, have a rather fetching hat."

[marshtits]

"So I said to the bloke: 'What am I, fuckin Noddy?'"

[a017466]

Haha why didn't you polish it ?!?!

[thejamesholz]

"up your arse"

[AtlantistoInterzone]

where's your self re-cocking-spect?!

[mrdrwiggly]

Jam is his funniest series. Brass Eye was amazing though.

[morgie05]

The seal bit is amazing lololol

[AtlantistoInterzone]

I live for Christoper Morris. He is my God. GENIUS and the series was and STILL is so relevant and hilarious.Libby Shuss is my shero.

[scumbaguk]

the stuff they do with tv after tv after tv still makes me laugh my ass off.

[Indoril5]

the canoe lmao

[marshtits]

Obviously, the greatest comedy genius in the last 20 years of TV,but does any pervert other than me think that his most wonderful televisual achievement is 'JAM'? For my money, the best punchline ever is Julia Davies': "I always thought he was a bit of a twit."

[prfctday]

Yes I agree.... Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. I like when the guy brought a little girl back to her parents house and said she was drunk.. and found a pack of cigs near her. To gain places at the local school for their own kids lololol And that doctor!!!! lol

[Babythroughwicker]

Bury the beds...Morris I bow to thee

[damanwidtheplan]

up ur arse hahahahahaha

[dazeoftheweak]

If you beat a seal very hard in the face for 6 weeks, you may turn it into a rather fetching hat - classic

[deptford]

Even funnier than I remember!

[Chreeeese]

SELFRE-COCKING-SPECT!

brilliant :D there goes my day

[zidanelebutter]

It's Dr. Statham off Green Wing - the dude who goes to lick his shoes.

[GeorgeFeathers]

Smash their necks off. Genius,as always.

[CHAZisG0D]

thanks makes me want to push a dogs shit in

[chef82]

love it

[thebigbristolian]

"and the future for these little fuckers?" "would it really matter if one of these men died?" Catherine fucking tate watch stuff like this and then tear up ur contract and apologise!!!

[AidanMclaren]

Ha ha ha.

[ImmortalChaos]

Lick yourself off my shoe. Teehee GIna said little fuckers

[wizzardsmith]

Bloody brilliant

[Toolpusher]

"The Canoe", hehehehhehe

[jon01]

"Bury the beds"

[rich1980]

"All earthy..."

[Ben7b7]

"where's your self re-cocking-spect?" GENIUS! lol!

[FiggyQueen]

Abso-fucking-lutely.