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  • Cool song, bro.

  • lol

  • cool schaut mich an bin ein frosch

  • he isn't dead

  • @diprimareber moron

  • nice hair

  • hehe bin selber aus Frankfurt

  • geil hab was geiles entdeckt haha

  • hiya wie geil hab 3 brüste

  • hmz bin selber aus Frankfurt

  • geil nie mehr schuften bin so reich

  • cool ich bin erregt

  • lool ich wiege 300 kilo

  • he looks kind of like Elton John.. D:

  • soso schaut mich an bin ein frosch

  • 92 people are Ray Finkle fans

  • hiya mein hintern ist geil

  • dan marino isnt dead

  • Always something missing from Dan's leadership ability, not sure what it was.

  • masturbate*

  • if you had marino and brady reverse places marino would have 4-5 superbowls

  • I'm looking for another song, I thought it was Will Ferrell on Saturday night but I cant find it. He is singing the song "Daniel" by Elton John but about someone else and he sings "your names not Daniel, but that.. doesn't make you not dead" anyone ever see that before or know where I can find it?

  • cool super klasse hab mega kohle und es kann an sich jeder lol

  • this is awesome

    piano ballads + dan marino = gold

  • Best tribute in the history of humankind and football parody tributes

  • Bets

  • Tom Brady is the greatest QB of all time.

  • @13jansport Tom Brady is average QB who has had a complete team around him his entire career. He has always had a running game, defense, and top of the line receivers. Put him on a team where he doesnt have a running game or a defense and see how good he is. Marino is the best pure passer the game has ever seen and if Favre retired when he should have he wouldnt have any of Marino's records..

  • @BBEEAANN1 If he's average then why are his numbers above average? Plus everyone says that the Pats defense is not good now, and is too young. Randy Moss is the only top of the line WR he's ever had the rest are average but he makes them good. Brady could succeed very well on any team. Don't know much about Marino's game but I like him.

  • @13jansport look at Montana when he went to KC, he did absolutely nothing. He actually had a running game and no defense and got smoked by Marino twice in the playoffs. Brady doesnt have the arm, the accuracy, nor the release of Marino, and at the end of his career will have no wear near the numbers even when he had a top of the line receiver, decent top 10 defense which, Marino never had, and a running game, another think Marino never had. Brady isnt even as good as Payton

  • @BBEEAANN1 Did nothing? 2 Playoff appearences, 1 AFC Championship Appearence, Means nothing? Marino Beat him once in the playoffs but Joe actually had better stats, Bottom line is that there is no All Time Great Quarterback who never had a chance to win The Super Bowl, Sure Dan was the greatest Passer ever, he was a great leader of the offense, but A QB needs to be a great leader of the team.

  • @IronMan50780 Marino beat him twice in the playoffs and didnt get to the big game. Montana isnt even close to Marino stat wise. The only place he is slightly better is the playoffs and the reason he is bettter there is he had a better team. When you dont have a D or a running game, you dont win the big gam,. even Elway knows this. Elway got 2 rings with a d and riding Terrel Davis to his rings. Without a complete team you dont win and Marino will always be a better QB than Montana.

  • He is proof that offense wins game but defense wins championships.

  • Dan is the best of all time! The only reason that favre broke any of his records is that he played in the NFL for 20 years. It sucks that he didn't win a Superbowl but he still is the best record wise in my mind.

  • will ferrell lets make a movie

  • You bet your balls it's Dan Marino!!!

  • LOL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH WILL FERREL BE HILARIOUS.

  • @BroadwayBabe102 I'm watching. When does he start being hilarious?

  • Was this on Saturday Night Live?

  • Miami beach shooting memorial day weekend 2011

  • Brett Favre is better

  • its hard to masterbaite to this

  • @DisneyGoneWrong really i found it quite easy i saw dan marino

  • @DisneyGoneWrong god you cant even spell masturbate so im sure you cant do the deed properly

  • u guys are retarded. just watch the video and laugh. besides...football is rigged. its as professional as professional wrestling

  • @yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa LMFAO how is it rigged cause you suck at sports?

  • @TheKoolvid oh really? how would you like me to tackle your sweet buns in the endzone. then we can hit the showers and get butt massages. still think I suck at sports tony? thats what i thought

  • @yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa No doubt in my mind you suck at sports fag

  • @TheKoolvid better check your head sucka

  • Marino is probably the best pure passer ever to play the game. Quickest release, could zip in all the tight spots but also had incredible touch and the ability to glide passes in on target. He was also extremely underrated in his footwork. By no means athletically quick-footed, but he had an instinct in the pocket to avoid the blitz long enough to get rid of the ball. I rank Elway higher for various reasons, but Marino deserves to be right there next to him.

  • STFUP EVERYONE

  • he made the fucking team and in my mind is the best ever because montana and the rest of em had people to work with

  • Best QB ever !

  • ilovy will

  • BRETT FAVRE IS BETTER!

  • @bkparty84 Yes most interceptions ever almost every bad stat and good stat. He had longevity that was amazing but by no means would any reasonably intelligent person take Farrve in his prime against the option of having marino. My opinion anyway good day.

  • Will Ferrell's Elton John having to perform at the grand opening of a new KINKOS on STRATFORD fits nicely with "time rollback" themes since a new KINKOS on STRATFORD opened in Winston-Salem, NC (at 232 S. STRATFORD RD, zip 27103 tel. 336-722-6611) in the early 1990s and around the same time wide receiver Oronde GADsDEN started playing for the Winston-Salem State Rams a HBCU in the CIAa. As a member of the Miami Dolphins, GADsDEN caught the last touchdown pass of Dan Marino's Hall of Fame career

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  • Obviously Ben Roethlisberger is the greatest quarterback of all time.

  • @cybersocko At rape!

  • @cybersocko hhahaha...Roethlisberger has 1 touchdown pass in 2 superbowls. guy is awful in the big game. His D always gets shit done.

  • @delphi270 hell yeah hes lucky he has that steel curtain

  • After spygate..the Pats haven't won anything. And the 3 they won before were cause they weren't caught cheating yet.

    They choked VS little Eli Manning and the Jets walked the walked against them in the Playoffs last week. Cheaters never win after being caught. Good luck on going down as wining 3 SuperBowls Brady and Bilichik but also wining them by cheating.

  • Whats a Super Bowl?

  • @ShimyTimmyStudios it's the thing that's a shitload better than that world cup thing.

  • @underthefornix the world doesn't seem to think so, fail

  • FINKLE IS EINHORN!

  • couldn't win the big one

  • @weix86 your right !!!!!!!!! not by himself!!!

  • @weix86 your right !!!!!!!!! not by himself!!! It was never his fault he didnt play rb or defense enough said!

  • I loved watching Marino when he was in college... Losing to Penn State that is.

    Oh the 1981 game! Marino takes #1-ranked Pitt out to a 14-0 first quarter lead, which then turns into a 14-48 slaughter of his Panthers as a result of his temper tantrums.

    He literally looks as though he's going to cry.

    Maybe that kind of attitude kept him from winning a Superbowl?

    Oh well... He has since helped a lot of sick children, so jerk or not, he's done more on the good side than most of us ever will.

  • loved will ferrell before. love him more now. go miami

  • This gives me goosebumps. Am I retarded?

  • correction they one by a hail mary, however FYI Tom Brady doesnt play defense

  • karma kicked marinos ass why she dent win super bowl

  • @megasonify wtf r u talkin about?

  • @megasonify she dent win a super bowl? you a fn tool go f yourself

  • I wonder how Dan's career would have been if the Jets actually stood by the word and drafted him over Ken O' Brien.At least they had good defenses for a bunch of years.

  • ALLOT OF MARINO'S DEFFENSIVE UNITS WERE THE WORST DEFFENSIVE UNITS IN NFL HISTORY. THE STATS SHOW THAT.

  • @MyCostine The Killer Bs?????

  • @MyCostine dont forget his running game sucked too

  • @MyCostine MARINO COULDNT WIN WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT, END OF DISCUSSION

  • @ElBoogieAmworld, ridiculous comment. Not once did I ever see Marino "choke" during a big game. He just couldn't make up for playing with such a bad defense. When you lose by scores of 45-42, it's hard to say it's the QB's fault.

  • @trader1963 He couldnt get it done, he couldnt lead his team, WHEN YOUR A QB YOUR A LEADER, ITS UP TOO U TO WIN A GAME, he had 16 years and couldnt do it. HE wasnt a true leader, look at Ben rothlesberger, I hate the raping son of a bitch, but hes a leader and he got it done. The arizona cardinals scored with a minute left and he still found a way to win the game.

  • @ElBoogieAmworld, wrong. Marino got it done but his defense didn't. Rothlesberger has one of the best defenses behind him while Marino had one of the worst.

  • @trader1963 That doesn't make Rothlesberger better than Marino. Marino was light years better than Rothlesberger is.

  • @ElBoogieAmworld So he can't be the best because he didn't win?

  • @HipHop226 yea thats the defintion of being the best, WINNING

  • @ElBoogieAmworld Trent Dilfer won a superbowl. Is he bette than Dan Marino? No! Brad Johnson won,is he better? No!

  • @MyCostine LET DAN MAKE HIS OWN EXCUSES

  • Never heard WF speak wish British accent, not bad at all...

  • this is so awsome will ferrel is my fav comedian cuz hes a dolphins fan

    he also dedicated the movie "semi pros" to the miami thats y their the same colors

  • Hilarious

  • "I had to perform at the grand opening of the new kinkos on Stratford" LOL

  • Goodbye Don Nelson, you were the worst defensive coach...

    In the history, of the NBA...

    Even when the you lost...

    The Golden State Warriors, still scored a lot of pointssssss

    Cuz you consistently took the open 3....

    And it seems to like you ran the O with no regard for D,

    Only caring that your point total hit one-twentyyyyyy...

    And I would have loved to seeeeeeeee you, win the NBA...

    You sent Mitch away long before...

    Billy Owens was ever good...

  • Dan is truly the MAN! A true credit to the NFL

  • This is great. While I love Elton John's material....well, at least his early material done with Bernie Taupin. When he reworked this song for Princess Di, it sounded completely forced, contrived, and lame to me. Hats off to Ferrell for lampooning it.

  • My niners of the 80's were a perfect mix of willingness to learn, ability, and faith in someone ALL of football is better off because of. Bill Walsh IS Montana, Rice, Lott, Craig, Clark, Paris, Ellison, Taylor, Barton, Rathman, Jones...if Marino had learned under him, maybe he'd gotten that ring...maybe.

  • Sorry, fat fingered. Anyway, you can't have it both ways...either the QB runs the show and deserves the lion's share of the credit and blame, in which case no, Marino is nowhere near as good as Joe, or it's a team effort and QB's are just a cog in the machine. There are a lot of excellent PASSERS who hav e played th

  • laffing my ass off

  • another amazing born and raised Pittsburgh quarter back..oo ya cough cough Joe Montana Joe Namauth, Jim Kelly, George Blanda, Johnny Unitas..

  • brett favre is the best

  • @Sidhu03 Ever heard of Montana or Elway.

  • @Gorilla196094 of course but favres still got another 5-10 years in him 

  • actually he has no rings lost to 49ers in super boel. not his fault miami never had defense or running backs when he was there kinda like barry sanders never had a qb or d.

  • @alphaomegaMF he can have every record in the books, he still only has 1 ring to Joe's FOUR and until that changes he doesn't even belong in the discussion.

  • @rapid13 superbowls only imply you have a balanced team to win. Joe montana himself... did not score every point for those 4 seasons. Marino is just as good/ if not better than Montana. Just even the fact that you say because he has SB rings makes him better, shows how little you know of the great game.

  • @rapid13 Peyton Manning is also a damn good quarter back as well, and will be in the Hall of fame.

  • "even when you lost, the MIiiiiAMI DOLPHINS SCORED A_LOT OF TOUCHDOWNS 'cause you con-sis-tant-ly hit the o'pen re'civer"

  • When Dan Marino dies, this clip should be played at his funeral.

  • this was snl?

  • @harliette yeah, pretty sure

  • great Elton John impression!!

  • Miss you Dan!!

  • i love him hahahaahahahahahahahaha

  • 13 for ever Dan Marino is amazing!!!!!!

  • The only way u can see Dan in s.b. highlights is the missing rings on america's game hahahahahaha !!!!!!! and if u think about it every team they played in s.b. was the best in AFC that year HUMMMMMM!!!!!!! no exuses man ;-)

  • LACES OUT!!!

  • he is so fuckin funny

  • yes

    

  • dan marino is and always will be top 3 best QBs EVER!! he never won a superbowl that shouldnt be on him, one player can only do so much, trent dilfer has a superbowl ring i dont see anyone saying he's the best ever... dan doesnt have a ring, but one man cannot carry a whole team through the playoffs, it just doesnt happen.

    And yeah joe montana was a great QB, probably the #1 of all time... he also had a receiver that you may know of... his name was jerry rice. the best WR EVER!

  • good by dan marino. :(

  • Sir Elton John....homo

  • then y does everyone say Dan is the best ,throw away his reg. season stats and what does he have left and Dan had some pretty good players around him he didn't get those stats by himself - u know what they say about excuses they are a dime a dozzen If they would have won then u wouldn't be saying anything I probley would hahahahahaha peace

  • @Dannycoolbreeze wow are u stupid as fuck or wat, maybe u should check up on stats before u speak like a fool. he was one of the most clutch qbs ever and i believe his playoff stats are fucking awesome too. u speak with bias and no facts. playoff stats: marino passing yards 4510 tds 32 elway passing yard 4600 tds 27 thats just to show u that comparison u fagget another hater of the best pure passer ever

  • Everyone knows that JOE MONTANA was the Geatest Q.B. ever , they met in the super bowl and miami was going to beat them badly and I recall didn't Joe break some records and win his second S.B. M.V.P. 38 to 16 . Dan owns reg. season for now ,But Joe owns the post season and S.B. hahahahaaha truth hurts always !!!!

  • @Dannycoolbreeze The truth is you can't compare team accomplishments like winning Super Bowls with individual accomplishments like setting records. Truly people measure success differently and I understand that. There were many factors working against Dan and the Dolphins during his time. Dan Didn't allow 38 points in that game. That's the truth. No running game, no defense, a stacked Bills team in the early 90's, and mediocre receivers all worked against him.

  • @Dannycoolbreeze

    Yeah I'm sure if you Joe Montana on the Dolphins in the 80's and Marino on the 9ers, the 9ers wouldnt win shit....

    You're a fool plain and simple. If Marino had the help that Montana had, he would have won a MINIMUM of 5 rings ( not to mention put up even better career stats)

  • @intotheflood100 then explain Montana's 4 rings with DIFFERENT teammates including the 1st 2 WITHOUT Jerry Rice. Get a clue - Dan was great, Joe's the GREATEST.

  • @rapid13 Your right Joe didn't have Jerry Rice,he had Dwight Clark,Freddy Solomon and ricky patton.Oh and on defense he had RONNIE LOTT,ERIC WRIGHT,CARLTON WILLIAMSON,DWIGHT HICKS AND JACK "HACKSAW"REYNOLDS!All of whom are in the hall of fame except patton not to mention rice and roger craig where added the next season.With a Defense like that and skill players Like tim brown and rice...Marino could of won 10 rings.The man carried a team on his shoulders to 16 winning SEASONS!

  • @mandingo11bravo You keep right on deluding yourself about that lol! Must have been tough for ol' Dan playing with all those high school kids on his team, no real NFL-caliber players to help him out...oh wait, he had the o-line from hell and a couple of pretty good receivers in Clayton and Duper (admittedly, combined they make up about 2/3 of 1 J. Rice but still they were above average).

    Winners win and 4 rings to ZERO says it all...Dan was a hell of a passer, Joe is the greatest QB, period.

  • @rapid13 Until Peyton Manning destroys all the records.

  • @rapid13 Tom Brady Has won 3 Super Bowls in less seasons than Montana, and with a higher passer rating. So your argument that Montana is the best don't hold water.

  • @Ktallica Last time I checked my math, 4>3 lol! And Joe is 4-0 while Tommy Boy is 3-1, so he'll never reach Joe's level. And Bill Walsh didn't cheat like a certain coach of a New England team...

  • @rapid13 I agree that Brady isn't as good as Joe Montana but you make it sound like he sucks... i disagree with that.

  • @ABurr333 No, Brady most definitely does not suck. He is elite in today's NFL, for sure.

  • @rapid13 and a giant pussy

  • @sticky133400 PUSSY HOW!!!!!!!! You must be an fn idot and have no clue wtf your talking about dumbass!

  • @trentwalker4 he wines and bitches to the refs everytime he gets touched its football not "see how many yards you can get on roughing the passer" hes a little whiny bitch and shouldnt be playing if he goes to the refs everytime he gets hit thats how hes a pussy

  • But will he win a super bowl again? Sorry, but Brady won't be the best until he wins #4, and I honeslty can't see that happening anytime soon given the Patriots raw young defense. Until then, Joe Cool will be the best clutch qb ever. Sincerly, a Patriots fan.

  • @Croat31, screw you too. I practically KISSED MONTANA'S ASS, asshole. Learn the goddam difference before you present the damm spygate argument.

  • @bakerandbaker1 I agree on the 4 superbowls

  • @Croat31 im sorry and im not trying to be an asshole at all but you cant cheat in a superbowl by winning with a field goal. I think they won two superbowls that way maybe three. just like how the giants beat them in 2007. what goes around comes around. Sincerely, a Patriots fan until death, Tom Brady was the quarterback of my generation as montana and young were to him. HM - Ravens, Eagles, Cowboys.

  • @Croat31 You have 0 understanding of the NFL and how those videos showed nothing of use.  But what ever helps you sleep at night. you have 5 D signal callers giving 5 different signs and its not pick one that is giving the right signal, its a combo of which ones signals go together. So basically belichick is guilty of trying to cheat yes, but actually succeeding with it, not even close. He did it in cleveland, and look at all those superbowls they won....it's a coach looking for a poor edge.

  • @Croat31 how did he cheat

  • @Croat31 psssssssssssssssssssssssht Brady has surpassed Dano..he has 3 rings you moron..

  • "Dan Marino should die of ghonnerea and rot in hell."

  • As a Miami Dolphins and Dan Marino fan I LOVED this. BTW there are a lot of good athletes who never won the Big One-Fran Tarkenton, Don Mattingly, Robin Yount, Pat LaFontaine...

  • Hey alcondragon Fuck you, you piece of shit. You do not know dick so to you I once again say fuck you.

  • @alcondragon, Dan didn't have running at all while playing the Dolphins. And our defense Mediocore or worst.

  • omg i love elton john and will ferrell so i will forgive ferrell for making fun of john

  • Did you idiots really turn this into a Marino argument on a Will Ferrell video?

  • Been a Dolphins fan for a long time, I know he never won the big one but there as never been a QB before or since that teams were scared of more Dan.

  • @crazynewf115 Listen up Skippy, Peyton manning makes people poop in their pants. Ben Rothberger makes girls run for the bar room exits, Tom Brady gives me the runs! The only thing to fear from Marion was his breath. Now pull your pants back up, stop watching porn on the web and go get a freaking Job!

  • Dan Marino kicks ass!!!

  • omg this is fucking hillarious

  • "It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick.

    Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?"

    haha dan's the man. 13 for life.

  • @schlong19 haha ace ventura

  • @schlong19 it was a movie no real life

  • @schlong19 - favourite Jim Carrey flick <3

  • @schlong19 , "oh look, they're little footballs!" "...laces out."

    Phone Call from Ace to Melissa "Melissa it's Ace, I'm in psycho-ville and Finkel's the Mayor, where's Dan Marino because he's about to join snowflake, I gotta know where he is!" I could recite that whole movie!

  • lol hes posing as elton john im guessing XD

  • was that a serious question??? i hope you're joking or you might be retarded

  • For all you anti-Marino people....

    Dan called his own plays. Not many did then and certainly now they don't...

    Dan did it his way. Bravo.

  • @00Billy Yes Billy Boy and he called them all wrong that's why he never won a Super Bowl. Most o the quarterbacks back then called their own plays doofuss

  • Romantic Brothers - FLOWERS - ! Great hilarious real situation song for dance! Its real i-pod killer & amazon smash. U must listen this! Ironic party track! Party in USA:)!

  • @chelmsfordresident

    That's what your mom calls your dad.

  • his stats say otherwise there chelm. His stats state that he is greater than any other passer in nfl history. Warren Moon is probably the only guy who could touch him stat wise since he played in another league before coming to the nfl. Even then Moon didnt come close to producing what Marino did numbers wise and dont bring up the rings because you need a whole team to win a ring and marino never had a running game or d

  • @BBEEAANN1 Your wrong there chisel chest. Marino blew big time and choked when the big game counted. He was a big baby and whined like a bitch and his team got sick of him. Most teams had one good WR he had the 2 best. Dan got picked off 2 times in the Super Bowl to San Fran and Joe Montana. Dan had a habit of glory hound instead of using the running game, get your facts right. Hes a loser! Laces out Dan!

  • @chelmsfordresident,Explain to me how in the hell Dan Marino is overrated? Is it the multiple records he broke? Was it the back to back season with 40+season he had? Oh, I know your reason he didn't win superbowl. Let me educate you on something Football is 100% a team sport. You just don't win a super with one player,and surely it isn't Dan's fault that Miami didn't win a SB. Dan is the greatest QB that has played Football.

  • @GonnaCsonkaYa000

    let me educate you on something. Dan had more talent around him than most every team in the NFL. Dan choked when the big game counted it is Dan's fault. As for Dan being the greatest Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana, these are great quarterbacks. The greatest players win the greatest games Dan never did! He may be your hero little man, but that and 25 dollars will get you a crack whore just around the corner from Dan's house. Now blow away dipstick!