House M.D jokes: Leave him alone!

[zenscape87]

Jesus christ: his name is NOT HOUSE MD!!!!

[R3bridge]

This video doesn't suck cause it's one of the few House vids with actual audio and not some shitty music track. Balls to you :)

[lakylaky2008]

3:32 season and episode pls

[Dyils]

@lakylaky2008 I'd like to know the same please..

[haheris]

Can someone tell me what happend to House's team that he has to hire new one ?

[littlestrawblover]

@haheris they all quit/got fired... not particularly exciting but that's what happened

[Rbanhegyi]

@haheris watch the last few episodes of season 3

[WPZombieKiller]

3:45 House's laugh is so funny.

[MissAL4]

what he's playin.. is it a real song? does it exist? or is he just jamming?

[DofusXel]

@MissAL4 its a van hallen song

[christaravas14]

I can't take the case I don't have a team.

Hire one.

What for, I don't have a case.

[MrsDevil4Ever]

"You all suck!" gotta love house ... lol

[GenericNameNo9]

i wouldve liked it better without all the jazzy riffs in between.

[t3thethird]

the ending is the european intro for house

[coopercasual]

@t3thethird It's the song that plays over the credits in America.

[MGoslingFilms]

The Movie Maker interludes made me laugh more than the video.

[dikinebaks]

0:56 black security guard checking cuddys ass... DAMN!!

[DofusXel]

bro chill out with movie maker SERIOUSLY .. lol

[Medicpr]

does anybody knows the title of the soundtrack at the end of the video???

[randomperson11111123]

@Medicpr It's the ending to House, a remix of "Teardrop" by Massive Attack, which is the main theme of House

[darkelf919]

The cuts in between scenes are annoying as hell.

[DrHouseMDRocks]

Would u like a side of epic with that fail I love house but the video sucks balls

[love9is9not9god9]

what a laugh

[mastikhor91]

which episode is this 3:56 ?

[iluvjoejonas1308]

@mastikhor91 Mirror Mirror, Season 4 Episode 5

[fetishofmashroomz94]

wow, mango juice prevents cancer! :D

[007MrYang]

I recommend you re-upload the video without the transitions. Do it before we all kill you!

[VolimPartizan3333]

Do me a favor...Don't do any intro...Ever...AGAIN!

[FaernFlameshine]

Ca

meron

[MrObame]

keep pressing 3:43

[yido1987]

3:07 episode please ???

[eyramoon]

@yido1987 Season 2 and Episode 12 (Distractions) :D

[Boganvillar]

what episode is the one where he's hiding in the lecture from cuddie?

[VolimPartizan3333]

Hahahahaah 2:11 Leonard DICK hahahah xD

[hyperdonkey4]

That transition music arggghhhhhh I can't get it out of my head thanks

[BlackRainDrops137]

Agreed, what the fuck was with the introooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

[MrMetalCookie]

0:33 2:30 3:08 3:32 3:55 Use this to skip all the bullshit

[theredmenace07]

oh my fucking fuck please never make another intro to a video ever again

[SaffronSnape]

3:33 episode please?

[minnor93]

@SaffronSnape Season 2, "Disturbed". I can't remember what number the episode is.

[minnor93]

@SaffronSnape No wait! It's "Distractions," not 'disturbed'

[jungleefender]

LAMEASS TEXTS

[mrshrek0501]

does anyone know which season & episode it is at 3:12? thanks very much:)

[minnor93]

@mrshrek0501 Also; Season 2, "Distractions"

[NorthStar274]

any tabs for the guitar at 1:07?

[afluffybunnyyyy]

fuckin annoying slides between shots i didnt click this video to see that your editing techniques are as if a 3 year old put together this video. please, for future reference dont be a dumbass...

[PunkRockDiva1979]

"You test-drive a car before you buy it, you have sex before you get married. I can't hire a team based on a ten-minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them?"

LOL

Only House!

[BabinaIrTurbina]

LOL AT 2:09 TEXT.

[LongdenOnTheWeb]

Security guard at 0:56 lol!

[mikicahadd]

@LongdenOnTheWeb hahahaha His facial expression says. I love House!

[MrNickalollyoff]

OH LOOK. SOMEONE DISCOVERED WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER.

[patrickf221]

what episode is the clip about bet with cuddy's breasts from???

[31operafan]

House is a pain in the ass, but that's why we love him!

[AsianCheeseSteak]

lol@the ending

*takes deep breathe*

"You all suck"

[CarboNHeaD123]

What is the song he's playing at the begining and also the eddy van halen song?

[qazo]

1:40 HAHA!

[somethingontheside1]

1:07-1:11 - "Light of the World" in Godspell

[MsMeredithGrey]

"You test-drive a car before you buy it, you have sex before you get married. I can't hire a team based on a ten-minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them?"

LOL

[julianholguin]

windows editing is so obnoxious.

[queenie5144]

"I can't hire a team based on a ten minute interview...what if I don't like having sex with them?" XD

[lutuquay]

What episode is that part "you lose..." in?

[SaizCNM187]

what episode does house hide from cuddy in lecture??? does anyone know??

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

@SaizCNM187 He wasnt hiding from cuddy in a lecture..he was screwing with the guy doing the lecture..House knows the migraine medicine the guy was promoting was a load of crap..the sleeping clip was also from that episode.. its called Distractions...season 2 episode 12

[SaizCNM187]

@ZeroTolerance4BS Cool thanks man...

[rxccc]

"u test drive car before u buy it, u have sex before u get married" nice methaphore :D

[acerflots]

30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!! TOO LONG!

[trifio5242]

more!!!

[Awsomeness80]

Lol towards the end i like who he uses his can as a machine gun and starts firing at foreman lol

[bewareoftailsdoll]

"Seriously! I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features."

[Jakobfrog]

I've never seen an actor who actually learned to play an instrument for a role

[JUK1980]

@Jakobfrog He was a good musician beforehand.

[Jakobfrog]

@JUK1980 well, what do you know!! brilliant all around

[JUK1980]

@Jakobfrog Try searching for "Fry and Laurie sing"...

[Jakobfrog]

@JUK1980 lol, hes fucking brilliant!!!

[JamesShore1990]

@Jakobfrog He played the guitar long time before being castet as House.

[FOBat182]

Wtf just show the clips. No text pls.

[moondust9999]

what episode was that last clip from?



[maglam91]

damn.. he is amazing in gitur!!!!!!!!!

[bellbunny]

seriously,enough with the annoying music!

[dAforgetful01]

I freaking love that guitar noise at 1:41 after House says "What if I dont like having sex with them?" XDDDD I love House

[greggorylovecraft]

I love house as much as the next guy but I have to say that the way this video was put together, specifically the music and the intermissions between scenes, has got to be one of the most annoying jobs I have ever had the misfortune of watching on here.

[forgefwa]

when he laughs at 3:46 , it reminds me to nicolas cage, don't know why thoug :s

[Rosette46]

51 seconds of opening credits? thank got I fast forwarded.

[loonwerker]

haha great parts i must admit ^^

[SemperFidelis2012]

it would be better without the stupid stuff in the middle

[sgba17]

The Only Good Credit, Was The Last One - And ONLY Because Of The Song.

[unlimitedfunlol]

0:34-2:02 - CLASSIC!!!! I love it!!!! House is so DAMN awesome and so DAMN sexy! Best TV Drama ever in the history of the universe!

[makesmewonder007]

which episode is 3:07 from? thanks!

[Muckilove]

Okay, look, NOBODY...and I will gladly repeat it to prove that I have just as much patience as you do apparently, NOBODY needs over five seconds to read one word.

I like the scenes from house, but the intro and the comments between the clips seriously got on my nerves!

[WETSOCK88]

i guess you`ve just found moviemaker, you suck!

[napalm9]

That intro destroyed my will to live.

[cloiii]

What episode is 3:54- 4:11 from?

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

@cloiii "Mirror Mirror"

[invadernaruto313]

which episode is the first scene taken from?

[LCARSD]

What? Only 33 seconds for a worthless boring intro?

[BakaYoshiYT]

someone got to happy with the windows movie maker effects

[vesperlovett]

"Perhaps i should have taken my meds before coming to this lecture"

House - HAHAHAHAHAHA

epic!!!

XD

[mrvillian88]

from 0:47 to 2:18 cuddy looks gorgeous, stylish and sexy. house must b damn lucky 2 work with her. i wish i could work with her.

[ciuzhiss]

"you all suck!" :D

[Porcelanesa]

I miss House playing music on that beginning of season 6.... And I miss his motorbike too...

It was always great scenes!

[LadyMellott]

"In what twisted universe does mastering Eddie Van Halen's two handed arpeggio technique count as ABOLUTELY NOTHING??!!"

Love it!

[CleverDjembe]

@LadyMellott

For factual correctness it should be "tapping technique". That's what EVH is famous for :)

[narutokicksass14]

the cuts btween scences sucked as did ur choice of btween scene music

[zextra]

trully sucks, and not just on this one.

[kingpin0687]

annoying cut ins. fail

[GabAxe]

What is the name of the song in the beginning?

[halohunC]

i know rite?

[jonnyjaxn]

those cuts in between scenes are supppper annoying

[teojm37]

What song is house playing on the guitar?

[stfuio]

haha! nice, he's got the same amp as me!

Jesus F*** that music is horribly annoying

[VictorianLyddie]

Where did you get the music for the end?

[MephistoLeo]

I think is Massive Attack

[icespirit77]

it's the themesong from house -.-

[VictorianLyddie]

I know it;s the theme song and not Massive attack but what I want to know is where I can download or buy the themesong.

[FieldArcher01]

We don't need 5 seconds to read the word seriously. Or any one word for that matter.

[jursle]

@FieldArcher01 Except for maybe pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis.

Wonder if they're ever gonna use that one in House ^_^

[FieldArcher01]

@jursle Yeah, no kidding

[demonslayer98zyahoo]

@FieldArcher01

i think the person who made this is a really slow reader

[FieldArcher01]

@demonslayer98zyahoo The scenes are great and I love when people take the time to put these sort of things together, but it's just very frustrating to have to wait that long.

[WeretFilms]

@FieldArcher01

Actually it was 20.

[FieldArcher01]

@WeretFilms Oh great.

[Madara1012]

i cant believe hugh larie isnt american, he makes it sound sooo natural.

[MTFDarkEagle]

Nice vid, but daaaaaaamn those vids in between are ANNOYIIIING!!!

[juan2232]

man.... i was thinking the same... and the first comment i read... it`s your`s.. jaja

[123RushHour123]

3:35 which season and episode?

[Sierkasja]

Season 2 Episode 12 :)

[123RushHour123]

thx

[PietkaMS]

Achh those letters at the beginning are useless ;/

Btw they should go faster, Im not a retard ;P

[ecoputsch]

Oh, and you misspelled boogie too.

[ecoputsch]

Way too much time in this vid wasted on dumb titles accompanied by even dumber music. Use some taste, people!

[MorsmordreMaiden]

Agreed.

[DocWyldeCard]

Dig the music.

4:00 - 4:10 : House has got moves! Lol.

[MsJustMeE]

3:40 .. what episode plz? anyone?

[Huddy22009]

Distractions.

It's the twelfth episode of the second season.

[ilovedemonbarbers]

What exactly is it that Cuddy lost?

[tapdance5678]

in an episode there was a guy who did'nt have a personality and took after the leader un the room at that time and cuddy lost cuz he started acting like house instead of cuddy thus house being more in charge than cuddy or something like that

[doggiewolfclaw]

Right, the episode was "Mirror, Mirror" if I'm not mistaken

[Huddy22009]

The man copies the most dominate person in the room. House and Cuddy wanted to see who is top dog. The man first said "SHUT UP!!!" Which could be both of them, and then he turned to Cuddy and said "You have nice breasts" or something like that. So House knew it was him, and Cuddy lost.

It's episode, Mirror Mirror. It's the fifth episode of the fourth season.

[xdemonsoulx]

it was a thing on who was the more dominate one in the hospital the episode called mirror watch its a good one

[BangerFX]

The music between scenes was horrible. Pretty much the only reason I didn't fave.

[GOODPLAYA20]

Agreed. Seems like every video involving House has crappy music in the background.

[marthaharitoad]

what's the song in the first 20 or so secs? Like it.

[Yeeq]

The music between scenes is very annoying ; s

[OrginalKork]

"im super"

[iSamus]

What songs are he playing in the first scene?

[HomnisNoctrnia]

*sigh* " You all suck"

[buickpimp]

love the first clip it wasn't him but he was rockin van halen damn good acting

[Zhaan4ever]

I wouldnt be suprized if it was actually him.

[Bradil7760]

it is. hes actually a musician. he started a band for actors to raise money for charity. he played keyboard. he can play guuitar tho

[MrShnizzle69]

of course its him. It wasn't advanced guitar playing and he plays piano too and is in a band.

[Sean2112bd]

It's him. He plays guitar and piano.

[smellycow6]

he plays piano guitar drums and saxaphone

[italianprepsta92]

lol:

cause the world hates u!

[DenmiSama]

What episode and season was the scene where House won against Cuddy in the whole superiority thing. 3:54 - 4:14. I know it's either Season 3 or 4.

[HighEternity]

Season 4 Episode 5 - Mirror Mirror

[XLR8Tony]

3:45  hahaha

[CitizenErased2007]

I want to marry her when she says do you want a pillow :/

[mendouksai123]

LOL.. Eddie Van Halen's "Two-handed-arpeggio technique".. doctors use extended words i guess.. "tapping" works for meXD

[hippychic88]

i love it when cameron whispers, its so cute!

[joeynessily]

How to make a youtube video: 1. Use crappy windows movies maker title screens and drag them out so they take up half the video. 2. Make sure comments or quotes in said titles have no relevance to anything, 3. Make sure not to include useful information like episode names/numbers so people can't actually watch the thing you are highlighting as "good".

[malgorzata379]

realy good vid i give 5;)

[jonweaver93]

what episodes did u use