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Jesus promised an end to human suffering. Odin promised an end to all the Ice Giants. I going to worship Wotan because there are no ice giants around now.
(Joking, I'm an atheist. And that is dodgy logic in the statement above, as well...)
Not really an atheist. Now that I'm older & have been part of myriad of Christian churches, including those that you try to do everything the pastors think is right & give them all your extra money. Do whatever I want now. If I want to pray, I do. If I want to make fun of Christian STUFF I do. Tthe worst religions are those that Bush -with torture & murder & Huckabee who things journalist should die & Obama who is a torturer & corporate war supporter.
There are three models of Government competing for world domination:
(1) Communist / atheist: where government officials decide and dole out your temporal rights if any
(2) Sharia Law: where the Qu'ron governs
(3) Judeo-Christian model, where God grants our rights & liberties and THEREFORE they are unalienable, power resides in we the people, we are sovereign and the government is our servant.
@Mr88playmaker Yeah, and women aren't allowed any rights nor do they have say-so over their own body and homosexuals are allowed to be beaten and killed. Yeah, sounds totally FUCKING PERFECT. And idiot? There's a vast difference between Communism and atheism. Lemme guess, you think Hitler was an atheist, don't you?
i jus wanna know who wrote the bible then? did one man write the bible? did a group of dudes come together and say to themselves...lets write a fucking epic, right now! i wanna know...
Ive always had a sunday free, being born in a secular family, so i dont know how it its to take back a sunday that has never been took away from me =(
@theGetRealGuy thats not true.. our default setting is to believe in something greater than ourselves (God) but when we get to school and around other people as we grow up we let their cancer take over.. rinse and repeat until religion is gone forever
@TURKIYE5150: Yes there is something greater than ourselves, That is, what we call "Humanity". Religion might be a fun pastime but basically we rule, we just get a bad press every time we stumble by morons who basically betray their own kind for supernatural brownie points.
@theGetRealGuy yea we rule alright.. because we all used our magnificent minds ( minds that we created mind you!) and we created the world and nature and gravity..yes what mighty rulers we are.. its funny i was watching discovery channel and they couldnt figure out how cocaine got into ancient egyptian tombs.. yea we cant figure that out but yet brilliant science has told us how the universe was created, that is...shoot you be the judge of that
@TURKIYE5150: And if we had some Bacon we could have Bacon and Eggs, if we had some Eggs...
Its a miracle we have a Universe to live in, it would be a double miracle if we also had an entity to who made it, make that a triple if that entity came from nothing.
You say your God, other say Thor, Athena, Cthulu, the easter bunny and so on. Oh and something greater than ourselves, how about humanity, that is greater than the sum of the parts (and actually exists).
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR listen to all the POWNED out there crying, wailing, and bawling. Would you just listen to the gnashing of teeth. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR fkkkking crybabies. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
All the other retarded questions from Maxi's "apparent 16 questions that 'evolutionists' have to know" have been addressed on my channel.
You want to keep arguing that because I answered these questions in a manner that wasn't to Maxi's liking FABS, you are welcome to go find a near by sharp object and jam it into one of the many holes littering your body.
"Here let me give you a thought that an evolutionist will ponder for years. How come they call my little red wagon a Radio Flyer when it can't fly at all and it won't pick up a single station? Think about that Sappy. Maybe ask KissAss.
You know, the whole meaning of crusade is a fail in the very name. The most infamous atrocities were committed in these wars, it is also thanks to these that the muslim came to hate the western world. But as i've said i dislike both parties, i despise muslims almost as much as i despise christians, but for one thing i gotta give them credit: at least they're not hypocrites like the christians.
Crusade : holy war in the name of christianity, the religion that teaches love thy enemy? fail
There i hoped for a picosecond he was still capable of holding a discussion with an IQ above zero. Hey maxi, what was that crawled back into the sea? What were the 9 independent fields of science confirming this that you denied? I forgot.
Well at least you won't leave me right maxi :3 I've been having so much fun at your expenses, boy you even wasted your new year's eve party to just leave a comment to amuse me. Talk about pathetic, don't you have a life? oh yeah I forgot you're christian XD
Little maxi cried all night when he found out santa clause was not real. He is now desperately trying to defend his last immaginary friend since it cannot defend itself :3
Hey kiddy, there is no santa clause, there is no easter bunny, there is no god ;) They are all in your head, frying up what's left of your brain and eating it. XD brraaiinnsss (lol this actually makes a lot of sense since jesus is a zombie XD)
"It's not a strawman if it is historically accurate Maxi." OH BULLLLL....SHIT. You don't know a fkkking accurate thing about any of it. Tell me what was wrong with the Crusades??? You're getting ready to be sorry they didn't kill every fukkking Mohammedan on the planet. Just wait asshole. You'll see.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR what a great video!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Come to the 1st Church of Atheism this Sunday. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR you won't be able to tell it from the Mormons. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Atheists aren't Mormons Maxi. Then again anyone that doesn't believe exactly like you must be an atheist.
Please, do regale us with the logic that atheism proves that there is a god, that I may counter the retarded logic with showing that Zeus, Ra, and Odin are real. Cause you know, you don't believe in those gods. Therefor they are real.
You know that the earth is actually round and that we aren't at the center of the universe? That when you die, you'll just go into the ground? Oh! Oh! Soilent Green is PEOPLE!
Wait! I know, all religions fall under the definition of a cult!
"Cause you know, you don't believe in those gods." HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR in your fkkked up world of logic you can come up with such ignorance. You had to twist everything I said to come up with that nonsense and thereby making yourself a liar.
It is nonsense Maxi. And it was very easy to work. Now on to the Crusades when the Christians fought the Musulims. Well that was the primary focus here, along with pagan Slavs, Jews, Russian and Greek Orthodox Christians, Mongols, Cathars, Hussites, Waldensians, Old Prussians, and political enemies of the popes.
My my my, that is a lot of hate going on. But then again I am against pretty much any blood shed, in the name of a god or not.
And until you show evidence to the contrary, neither do you. Then again I am sure you are perfectly capable of ignoring the history you don't like and remembering the history that supports your causes.
Hey maxi is your butt still hurting from the epic ownage you suffered on the other video? It's good that you had the decency of disappearing after i destroyed you.
"tell me what's wrong with the Crusades."
Apart from the fact that each of them is an offensive war started by christians who should believe in turning the other cheek, you could start checking out what happened in the fourth crusade ;)
You only disclosed the answers of two of your questions, one got you epically owned and you yourself changed your test result bercause you were impressed by a little wall of text, while on the other you said insects give birth when even an idiot knows insects lay eggs.
I see the moment i turn up you completely shut up on any discussion. So tell me maxi, was it too hard to read one paragraph of your history textbook? Or maybe you're still at prehistory because you didn't understand it XD
Then there's the crusade of kids that ended up in a nice massacre of many young who were too hasty in trying to defend their god because he couldn't defend himself. (they kind of resemble you little maxi)
I see tough you still haven't learned the lesson from jesus eh little kid? How about you go read your bible? Oh i forgot... you didn't even bother reading a few pages, heck you can't even read sentences longer than 10 words, it's no wonder you don't even know your religion.
Don't fall for it Bang, It is this retarded test that if you answer the questions in the way he thinks you're sposta answer them, then it "validates" the test.
Which it doesn't. A retarded question with a retarded answer doesn't make for a valid question.
Krappy, the question is retarded? No it the dunce trying to bullshit his way through it who is retarded. You're truly a stupid fukk. You and SappyPussy should do quite well together. He doesn't know how to answer the questions either. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
You know how to answer them? You've been to scared to take your own test the other day. Would you take your own test or you're afraid you would fail it?
Lol that would be too funny, and even if you avoid it saying "i don't take tests from dounces" would still be funny XD now amuse me with your pathetic excuses.
His "test" is linked on my page. You can see how utterly retarded it is. But that's me, I took a bullet in finding these questions so others don't have to suffer the stupidity of Maxi.
SillyPuss said, "You can see how utterly retarded it is." HAR HAR HAR HAR You are so fkkkkiing stupid that you don't even hesitate to tell the whole world that you took a retarded test and failed it. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
I can't believe you. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Here let me give you a thought that an evolutionist will ponder for years. How come they call my little red wagon a Radio Flyer when it can't fly at all and it won't pick up a single station? Think about that Sappy. Maybe ask KissAss.
Hey maxi, wathever happened to the follower of god must not quarrel but instead gently instruct others? Little troll doesn't know his own religion.
I see you completely ignored my question to wether you would take your own test, any answer would have made you look incredibly ridiculous anyway.
"sypathizer" <- nice spelling coming from someone that comments on the spelling of others, you should check your friendships tough, expecially your "friend" FABS ;)
On my channel for all to view." HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR and you're still too stupid to understand them. I guess you never took anything but a multiple choice quiz before.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Did you post there on your channel that you weren't able to pass that test? That "retarded" test? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Cause you are a Har-Tard. I like doing critical thinking. And the rapid fire retarded questions seem tailored to people who don't like to think to much.
I've learned a great deal about biology and what a loaded question looks like.
"What did fleas do while waiting around for dogs?"
This question begs the idea that fleas are only made for dogs.
Gee, somebody better tell plague rats cause that's how they spread plague. From Fleas. And some one better tell rabbits, deer, horses and everything with blood that fleas apparently only eat off dogs.
Problems is fleas drink blood. Doesn't matter whose.
But that's not the answer that *king* maxi wants.
And what would you think if you were in a biology class and saw this "gem" of a question.
"When did the first fish crawl out of the ocean and become a tomato plant?"
It didn't. But this is an answer that can be taken the wrong way. With the question asked it is trying to imply that evolution from fish to amphibian didn't take place.
The Non-sequitor nature of the whole thing almost fools you into saying one thing when you are pointing out the absolute absurdity of the question itself.
"saw this "gem" of a question. "When did the first fish crawl out of the ocean and become a tomato plant?"
"It didn't. "
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
If you'd just said that, you'd have gotten the question right! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
POWNED
Here's your problem dumshit. You try to read into questions and fake your answers. The question didn't FUKKKING WANT TO KNOW WHEN SUCH A THING HAPPENED.
IT WANTED YOU TO BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW TO SAY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
That's retarded. The evidence supports that fish did come out of the water. Hell they do that now and they breath in either mud or even a little bit of air.
And that's not what I was saying either. I am saying that the question itself if flawed. The evidence supports Evolution Maxi. You just want puppets on strings.
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"I am saying that the question itself if flawed" HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR that's what ALL dunce failures say when it was actually their stupid answer that was flawed. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR SuperPussy, you haven't gotten a bit smarter. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Course the real reason I am here is cause I think this video is funny. And making fun of you is easy. So easy that I almost don't have to say anything in my defense.
That's the -best- you have Maxi? After all this time, the -best- you have is a childish retort about me being a dunce. That's -the best- you have?
That's it. You don't know when Maxi, you don't know how, but your little pride and joy of a test is going to be rendered to all and made to look so laughable that when you try to discredit people with it, they'll know to reply with "Oh Not that reputed pile of dingo droppings!"
"It seems that caterpillars are not in the reproduction business, that the butterflies give birth to caterpillars! So do caterpillars give birth to caterpillars or do butterflies?"
This question ignores everything that even a Grade School Child knows about the life cycle of a butterfly.
Caterpillars are the larval stage of a butterfly. Caterpillars aren't a different species. Just one stage in the development of butterflies.
"This question ignores everything that even a Grade School Child knows about the life cycle of a butterfly."
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR that just goes to show what you know about a test. Questions normally ignore everything except what the fukking question is about you ignorant little asshole.
"i don't think the dumb little b***** ever went to college"
Oh we say so much about ourselves when we talk than what we really want to say.
"i don't need to know how to run a business to own one"
^that's more like the attitude of a graduate isn't it maximusignorance?
BTW we all know fabs is your sock but you need to repeat on that account why you cannot tell anyone what your "degree" is about and why you can't answer any question other than the obivious answer which is you don't know.
"A good test tests one on what you have learned, what you have acquired and your ability to think..."
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR That test found out that you're a fucking dunce and proved #1 you don't know how to take a test #2 you don't know shit about evolution #3 So that test worked perfectly
AND now you're proving that you don't know a thing about testing. It appears you've only taken multiple choice tests and haven't been to college since you don't recognize a pop quiz.
FABS you should take some memory pills, you asked 16 questions to saber not 14, is your alzheimer getting the best of you?? Why did you take those 2 out? Were you owned too hard on them that your butt was still sore from the intellectual spanking?
"at least i know how to spell" Well done! Your only good attribute is one that is already made obsolete by a software called spellcheck, but thank you for picking on my spelling, it shows you have NOTHING better to say :3
SappyPussy, HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR you can commiserate with Kissasser! HE FAILED IT TOO see, you're now not the only dunce on the block.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR You two can come here and cry together. Max outsmarted you two assholes. I am laughing so fkkkking hard that tears are coming down my face. You're so fkkking funny. \
when tears come down your face like this -> ;( it's usually called crying :3
I guess maximus idiocy is not even gonna bother defending his arguments about the crusades because he knows he'll be brutally destroyed once again, and instead will leave the discussion with lame excuses as to why he can't back up anything he says.
"is not even gonna bother defending his arguments about the crusades because he knows he'll be brutally destroyed" Brutally destroyed??? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR you stupid little moron. You didn't do anything more than prove #1 you don't know anything about the Crusades #2 you made some erroneous boring generalizations. #3 WHAT you DID do was prove that you are a Moslem sympathizer.
words words words and no facts. If you knew a little about history you would know the crusades came mostly from my country, expecially they departed from venezia genova amalfi and pisa (i cba to translate them in your language) it was mostly the rich merchants of these cities that allowed you f**ktards to embark on such idiocies. Anyway, I'm no moslem sympathizer, i simply know the facts, unlike you, because i know my country's history, yet you wanna go teach others their countrys history.
Max tell me, are you a masochist? Do you enjoy publicly humiliating yourself? Would you like me to post your "test" here so that everybody can have a laugh?
Really? I haven't seen him in ages. Then again I have been off doing my own things. Peanutbutter has gotten boring as hell. And with Maxi it is the same retarded thing. Nothing new. Ever.
Only a true IDIOT will become an atheist. All these dumb atheists have no functioning brain cells, and they live only to eat, poop, curse, breathe air, then eat and poop again. What a bunch of atheist dumbturds!
The most retarded strawman is being a retarded strawman, then again with Christianity having a History of demonizing anything that is different from it in order to make it seem like it is a "wrong thing" and thus justifying any and all normally unacceptable actions against said demonized party.
Truth be told whiles that does happen in the modern world still, the problem is that with our level of technology we can't afford to do such things.
Our innocence is gone, the darkness banished, we are responsibile for a great deal of things. And to embrace some bronze age myth to the fullest extent of the law, well now a days that is absurd. It leads to ruin. It leads to people on the side of the road with signs saying "God hates this", it leads to people blowing themselves, others, and buildings up.
The Secular/Atheist movement is growing Chickenboo. And whiles a minority now, a minority we won't be forever.
"The Secular/Atheist movement is growing..." Yeah, idiots abound. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Only problem is that atheists get in control and they begin blowing things up and killing people all in the name of their religion. And don't even start in whining about how atheism isn't a religion because we've already exploded that myth. Atheists have murdered more people on this planet than all the religions in history combined.
Hmmm So Christians and Muslims -aren't- the ones killing doctors and blowing up buildings already?
I guess things like the Crusades, Witch burnings, the Spanish Inquisition, oppression of native peoples from their home lands, what else.. Oh Yes, the Holocaust, Christianity wasn't involved in -any- of those?
Oh Wait. They Were.
Your slippery slope runs dry.
See Maxi? I don't have to push the point that the lack of belief in something isn't a religion to make a valid statement.
"Crusades, Witch burnings, the Spanish Inquisition" HAR HAR HAR HAR more straw men that you don't know anything about and happened back several hundred years ago, not like all the atheist mass murders that are happening as we speak.
How then can a product of time matter and chance give anything meaning? And I think that word you extracted has only lost its meaning to those whom it applies to.
First. Say a word over and over and over and over again and again and again and again. See how even this phrase with its repetive nature has gotten old? It's Banal quality, its lack of luster and wonder?
That's what you have done to the word "fool". It doesn't mean anything to anyone any more. Used so many times its ability to turn others into a social outcast has faded. There are so many other words that now have replaced it, vulgar crude, but shocking and to the point. Like the word Fuck.
Oh. Well yes. In a historical context the word "fool" has fallen short of what it once meant. I would say that it is due to Modern American/Western influence and the overuse of it in that particular verse. People didn't like being called fools, so eventually they just started ignoring the word and started using other words. Rarer and rarer did it become till you don't really hear it any more.
Cept spouted by fundies and places in the world were it still has meaning. Verbal Evolution.
thappyputhy wi all mith yuu at the poonutbutter gallerie. the fundiez and the dumb atheists all await your presenth. especially, the king of all the dunthes translantic mithes yuuuu. XD
yuu r da strawdick, sabeeertuuth1980. u sell yourself to dumb atheists like a cheap arsewhore collecting deir frendship like trophies. tsk tsk tsk. u will turn into that demonic-faced atheist twirp Pat Condell or the fattiest and ugliest pork belly AmazingAtheist if u keep up wij dis nonsense. U and warwijangles are hopelessly lost in the twilightzone. Derefore, I declare you two husband and wife. XD R u going to be husband or wife. LOL
Now I will address the "produce of time, matter, and chance". Banal much? Why does there have to be a magic man in the sky for things to be beautiful? Does there have to be fairies living at the bottom of a waterfall for it to be awe inspiring? Does ones' life have any more or less value if there isn't a "greater purpose" behind it?
No, No, and thrice again No.
Life has meaning because we humans give it such. It doesn't have to be handed down on high for it to be of something of value.
What matters is that WE are the ones giving it value. So what if we are a happy accident brought about Natural Selection (the control part of Evolution), Random Mutation, and Circumstance.
You are Alive. And what's more this may be the only life you get. If it is thus, make it worth while. Do things, stop worrying about whether or not there is something watching you, rejoice in the life that you have, for when it is over that just might be it.
Where is my selfrespect if I start believing in something just because some people told me so ?
Why the hell do I need evidence for everything that is of some importance in my life, but I'm fine to believe in one of the most important things - without having actually ANY evidence ... In God ?
Why is it, that so many people have a incredible huge finacial advantage if many people believe this shit ?
Why do hypocritic people dominate and infiltrate our world through & through ?
if in order to see proof of god I have to believe first, then this is irrational. I want to see proof and then I believe. Which part don't you understand?
If "letting God into your heart" means believing in it, and this Patricia person was asking for proof of God, as in, a reason to believe that it's real, doesn't telling her that the proof IS believing kind of not make any sense at all? That really doesn't seem to be an answer to me.
I'm going to guess you're very loosely paraphrasing. It's not particularly easy to let something into your heart that in all probability does not exist.
Go on and have fun believing in your cute little magical being that gives you false comfort.
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"Become a decent person because you are, not because of anyones lord or savior"
Or become a terrible person since theres no afterlife to damn you. Since good and bad have been traditionally defined by the teaching of Christianity; without GOD, bad can be good! Morals from now on, will be relative to the individual and not by the collective. A universal set of rules to live by are so dumb, make up your own, do anything you want without any consequences! Im off to fuck a baby, then eat it!
If you need christianity to tell you what is good and bad, such as fucking a baby, and you cannot come to that conclusion yourself, then you are sorry person indeed. I have a pretty good idea of what is good and bad because of EMPATHY, not because God says so. even kindegardeners understand this concept. The reason I dont fuck babies is not because im afraid of hell, or seeking rewards in heaven, it is because I KNOW it is a truly disguisting act.
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JezusSlave 4 weeks ago
Interesting. I find this quit funny
Mee551able 1 month ago
62 People didn't want to save 10% by switching to atheism...
GiveCourage 2 months ago
Jesus promised an end to human suffering. Odin promised an end to all the Ice Giants. I going to worship Wotan because there are no ice giants around now.
(Joking, I'm an atheist. And that is dodgy logic in the statement above, as well...)
micmac274 4 months ago
Being a Atheist is Awesome,i just became one today! :D
Hitchhikeroftheyear 5 months ago
This is great. I love it.
SuperMrAtheist 6 months ago
60 religous people disliked this video
300flood 8 months ago
@300flood How long did it take you to think off that joke? Cunt.
MckMick 5 months ago
How sad...I'm glad I know exactly where I am going when I am called home.
Mystic2477 9 months ago
I'll take two, please.
somekiddavid 9 months ago
Not really an atheist. Now that I'm older & have been part of myriad of Christian churches, including those that you try to do everything the pastors think is right & give them all your extra money. Do whatever I want now. If I want to pray, I do. If I want to make fun of Christian STUFF I do. Tthe worst religions are those that Bush -with torture & murder & Huckabee who things journalist should die & Obama who is a torturer & corporate war supporter.
WanaCare2 9 months ago
your god got nailed to a cross my god has a hammer any question...........joking I'm Atheist
ON3amongTH3M 10 months ago
58 people don't get Sundays off.
blackmetalwhiteguy 10 months ago
LMAO!
kizzymissymoo 10 months ago
yay! I'll take 2!
darylmiller 10 months ago
Heh, I love the kitch shitty special effects. And we don't even need the 100-miles-a-minue disclaimer.
Xunkun 10 months ago
thats hilarious
ranchai100 1 year ago
The footage of the girl slamming the door is really funny. Anyone know the source?
avatarmn 1 year ago
Nice but I would hate to see what the watchtower would do to me if I did use it as toilet paper.
avatarum 1 year ago
Communist/Atheist???? I'm an Atheist, I'm not a Comminist. I know a lot of Atheists that are Republicans and even Libertarians.
Am I misunderstanding what your point is?
Classygreekgirl 1 year ago
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There are three models of Government competing for world domination:
(1) Communist / atheist: where government officials decide and dole out your temporal rights if any
(2) Sharia Law: where the Qu'ron governs
(3) Judeo-Christian model, where God grants our rights & liberties and THEREFORE they are unalienable, power resides in we the people, we are sovereign and the government is our servant.
Mr88playmaker 1 year ago
@Mr88playmaker Yeah, and women aren't allowed any rights nor do they have say-so over their own body and homosexuals are allowed to be beaten and killed. Yeah, sounds totally FUCKING PERFECT. And idiot? There's a vast difference between Communism and atheism. Lemme guess, you think Hitler was an atheist, don't you?
SkelanimalKitteh 10 months ago
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i jus wanna know who wrote the bible then? did one man write the bible? did a group of dudes come together and say to themselves...lets write a fucking epic, right now! i wanna know...
syrensounds 1 year ago
very funny
MrMegatruth 1 year ago
Well now, that sounds like great product.
dayati 1 year ago
Ive always had a sunday free, being born in a secular family, so i dont know how it its to take back a sunday that has never been took away from me =(
Ryosuke1208 1 year ago
LMAO well done! loved it, im also quite Athiest
TheMasterHippy 1 year ago
I want to get this on a commercial on prime time TV.
KevZen2000 1 year ago
Good Parody of our Moronic consumer society .
How can you "become" an atheist when that is our Human default setting...
theGetRealGuy 1 year ago 22
@theGetRealGuy real talk
tableturns77 1 year ago
@theGetRealGuy thats not true.. our default setting is to believe in something greater than ourselves (God) but when we get to school and around other people as we grow up we let their cancer take over.. rinse and repeat until religion is gone forever
TURKIYE5150 1 year ago
@TURKIYE5150: Yes there is something greater than ourselves, That is, what we call "Humanity". Religion might be a fun pastime but basically we rule, we just get a bad press every time we stumble by morons who basically betray their own kind for supernatural brownie points.
theGetRealGuy 1 year ago 4
@theGetRealGuy yea we rule alright.. because we all used our magnificent minds ( minds that we created mind you!) and we created the world and nature and gravity..yes what mighty rulers we are.. its funny i was watching discovery channel and they couldnt figure out how cocaine got into ancient egyptian tombs.. yea we cant figure that out but yet brilliant science has told us how the universe was created, that is...shoot you be the judge of that
TURKIYE5150 1 year ago
@TURKIYE5150: And if we had some Bacon we could have Bacon and Eggs, if we had some Eggs...
Its a miracle we have a Universe to live in, it would be a double miracle if we also had an entity to who made it, make that a triple if that entity came from nothing.
theGetRealGuy 1 year ago
@theGetRealGuy im hungry
TURKIYE5150 1 year ago
@TURKIYE5150 : Now that is Humanity in so many ways....
theGetRealGuy 1 year ago
@TURKIYE5150
You say your God, other say Thor, Athena, Cthulu, the easter bunny and so on. Oh and something greater than ourselves, how about humanity, that is greater than the sum of the parts (and actually exists).
marsoft4647 11 months ago
@theGetRealGuy Usually the default setting is overridden. You become an atheist by resetting to factory defaults... :)
Bucketheadcheese 1 year ago
@theGetRealGuy
Default is overrriden by parents, society, electric shock treatment and so on. you become an atheist mostly as you recover from all that shit.
marsoft4647 11 months ago
I'm an atheist.
and I LOLed,this reallly funny.
MrApocalisse 1 year ago 2
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"There is no" -> should be -> "There is no good reason to believe in"
Or "Don't believe in the existence of"
Because atheism is a lack of belief and not a belief in non-existence.
jesokingcryst 1 year ago
Nice.
SpookyFan 1 year ago
That's it!
I'm becoming a friggin' athiest!
Great commercial!
AND I get Sundays FREE!!!!
frigginguest 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR listen to all the POWNED out there crying, wailing, and bawling. Would you just listen to the gnashing of teeth. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR fkkkking crybabies. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
I am the smartest person on earth
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
did any of these HARs strengthen my point?
DINDRAGON 2 years ago
I bet in the eyes of maxi you are the smartest person in the thread at the moment
[HAR HAR HAR] ad nauseam.
kyagh 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
This is so funny that I am just laughing my ass off.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
SILLYPUSS, don't try to evaluate any more tests. You don't know anything about it.
HAR HAR HAR HAR.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
All the other retarded questions from Maxi's "apparent 16 questions that 'evolutionists' have to know" have been addressed on my channel.
You want to keep arguing that because I answered these questions in a manner that wasn't to Maxi's liking FABS, you are welcome to go find a near by sharp object and jam it into one of the many holes littering your body.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 3
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Have you been thinking about this sappypuss?
"Here let me give you a thought that an evolutionist will ponder for years. How come they call my little red wagon a Radio Flyer when it can't fly at all and it won't pick up a single station? Think about that Sappy. Maybe ask KissAss.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Nah, you're a Muslim sypathizer. Don't lie to me you little failure.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
But keep whining. I am getting a kick out of seeing you squirm.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
You know, the whole meaning of crusade is a fail in the very name. The most infamous atrocities were committed in these wars, it is also thanks to these that the muslim came to hate the western world. But as i've said i dislike both parties, i despise muslims almost as much as i despise christians, but for one thing i gotta give them credit: at least they're not hypocrites like the christians.
Crusade : holy war in the name of christianity, the religion that teaches love thy enemy? fail
kyagh 2 years ago
Hehe Christian Fail. To me, all religion has its roots in a cult of sorts.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
There i hoped for a picosecond he was still capable of holding a discussion with an IQ above zero. Hey maxi, what was that crawled back into the sea? What were the 9 independent fields of science confirming this that you denied? I forgot.
Well at least you won't leave me right maxi :3 I've been having so much fun at your expenses, boy you even wasted your new year's eve party to just leave a comment to amuse me. Talk about pathetic, don't you have a life? oh yeah I forgot you're christian XD
kyagh 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Looks like I found the video where ALL the loses hang out.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Little maxi cried all night when he found out santa clause was not real. He is now desperately trying to defend his last immaginary friend since it cannot defend itself :3
Hey kiddy, there is no santa clause, there is no easter bunny, there is no god ;) They are all in your head, frying up what's left of your brain and eating it. XD brraaiinnsss (lol this actually makes a lot of sense since jesus is a zombie XD)
kyagh 2 years ago 2
TransLoonie, tell us more about this farm animal you call a girlfriend.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
C'mon asshole, tell me what's wrong with the Crusades. You don't know shit about the history of it or what it was all about.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
The real question with all that in fighting European monotheistic blood shed is "What Wasn't wrong about the Crusades?"
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 2
"It's not a strawman if it is historically accurate Maxi." OH BULLLLL....SHIT. You don't know a fkkking accurate thing about any of it. Tell me what was wrong with the Crusades??? You're getting ready to be sorry they didn't kill every fukkking Mohammedan on the planet. Just wait asshole. You'll see.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR what a great video!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Come to the 1st Church of Atheism this Sunday. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR you won't be able to tell it from the Mormons. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Atheists aren't Mormons Maxi. Then again anyone that doesn't believe exactly like you must be an atheist.
Please, do regale us with the logic that atheism proves that there is a god, that I may counter the retarded logic with showing that Zeus, Ra, and Odin are real. Cause you know, you don't believe in those gods. Therefor they are real.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
"Atheists aren't Mormons Maxi." HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR I can't tell the difference. One is just as fucked up as the other.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR tell me something else I don't know asshole. You're an idiot.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Mmmm You already know you're a fucktard.
You know that the earth is actually round and that we aren't at the center of the universe? That when you die, you'll just go into the ground? Oh! Oh! Soilent Green is PEOPLE!
Wait! I know, all religions fall under the definition of a cult!
Anything more you would like to know?
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
"Cause you know, you don't believe in those gods." HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR in your fkkked up world of logic you can come up with such ignorance. You had to twist everything I said to come up with that nonsense and thereby making yourself a liar.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
It is nonsense Maxi. And it was very easy to work. Now on to the Crusades when the Christians fought the Musulims. Well that was the primary focus here, along with pagan Slavs, Jews, Russian and Greek Orthodox Christians, Mongols, Cathars, Hussites, Waldensians, Old Prussians, and political enemies of the popes.
My my my, that is a lot of hate going on. But then again I am against pretty much any blood shed, in the name of a god or not.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Thanks for proving what I already know. You don't know shit about history.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
And until you show evidence to the contrary, neither do you. Then again I am sure you are perfectly capable of ignoring the history you don't like and remembering the history that supports your causes.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
You showed the evidence to the contrary asshole. Are you that stupid? OH YES you are. I forgot.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
silly maxi. That doesn't show me that you know jack about history!
Get back to class and see the teacher after.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Hey maxi is your butt still hurting from the epic ownage you suffered on the other video? It's good that you had the decency of disappearing after i destroyed you.
"tell me what's wrong with the Crusades."
Apart from the fact that each of them is an offensive war started by christians who should believe in turning the other cheek, you could start checking out what happened in the fourth crusade ;)
kyagh 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR BUTT HURTING???
You little asskissing moron. You should be telling us about your how your butt feels after getting kicked to kingdom come. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
YOU FAILED THE EVOLUTION TEST
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HARV
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
You only disclosed the answers of two of your questions, one got you epically owned and you yourself changed your test result bercause you were impressed by a little wall of text, while on the other you said insects give birth when even an idiot knows insects lay eggs.
I see the moment i turn up you completely shut up on any discussion. So tell me maxi, was it too hard to read one paragraph of your history textbook? Or maybe you're still at prehistory because you didn't understand it XD
kyagh 2 years ago
Then there's the crusade of kids that ended up in a nice massacre of many young who were too hasty in trying to defend their god because he couldn't defend himself. (they kind of resemble you little maxi)
I see tough you still haven't learned the lesson from jesus eh little kid? How about you go read your bible? Oh i forgot... you didn't even bother reading a few pages, heck you can't even read sentences longer than 10 words, it's no wonder you don't even know your religion.
kyagh 2 years ago
KissAsser, Tell everyone how you suckered into taking my evolution test and then failed it.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
What is your evolution test then, huh?
bangNL94 2 years ago
Don't fall for it Bang, It is this retarded test that if you answer the questions in the way he thinks you're sposta answer them, then it "validates" the test.
Which it doesn't. A retarded question with a retarded answer doesn't make for a valid question.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
The funny thing is that even when the question is retarded if you ask him what was the right answer he'll get it wrong (like insects giving birth)
kyagh 2 years ago
Krappy, the question is retarded? No it the dunce trying to bullshit his way through it who is retarded. You're truly a stupid fukk. You and SappyPussy should do quite well together. He doesn't know how to answer the questions either. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
PAIR OF LOSERS
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
You know how to answer them? You've been to scared to take your own test the other day. Would you take your own test or you're afraid you would fail it?
Lol that would be too funny, and even if you avoid it saying "i don't take tests from dounces" would still be funny XD now amuse me with your pathetic excuses.
kyagh 2 years ago
His "test" is linked on my page. You can see how utterly retarded it is. But that's me, I took a bullet in finding these questions so others don't have to suffer the stupidity of Maxi.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
SillyPuss said, "You can see how utterly retarded it is." HAR HAR HAR HAR You are so fkkkkiing stupid that you don't even hesitate to tell the whole world that you took a retarded test and failed it. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
I can't believe you. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Here let me give you a thought that an evolutionist will ponder for years. How come they call my little red wagon a Radio Flyer when it can't fly at all and it won't pick up a single station? Think about that Sappy. Maybe ask KissAss.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
why are you replying like a hysterical faggot?
DINDRAGON 2 years ago
He IS an hysterical faggot. ;)
kyagh 2 years ago
Hey maxi, wathever happened to the follower of god must not quarrel but instead gently instruct others? Little troll doesn't know his own religion.
I see you completely ignored my question to wether you would take your own test, any answer would have made you look incredibly ridiculous anyway.
"sypathizer" <- nice spelling coming from someone that comments on the spelling of others, you should check your friendships tough, expecially your "friend" FABS ;)
kyagh 2 years ago
kissass
at least I know how to spell whether and though you stupid asshole
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
And yet, Where are your retarded questions?
On my channel for all to view.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
"And yet, Where are your retarded questions?
On my channel for all to view." HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR and you're still too stupid to understand them. I guess you never took anything but a multiple choice quiz before.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Did you post there on your channel that you weren't able to pass that test? That "retarded" test? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
sappy why did you score so low on the test? I scored 93%.
you even fail a retarded test?
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
Cause you are a Har-Tard. I like doing critical thinking. And the rapid fire retarded questions seem tailored to people who don't like to think to much.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
I like doing critical thinking
HAR HAR HAR
youre too stupid to even pass an easy test
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
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kyagh 2 years ago
FABS what was your graduation degree about again?
*awaits for an excuse for why he can't tell*
kyagh 2 years ago
A good test tests one on what you have learned, what you have acquired and your ability to think out situations (what critical thinking really is.)
That test was D. None of the above.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
of course because you havent learned anything
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
I've learned a great deal about biology and what a loaded question looks like.
"What did fleas do while waiting around for dogs?"
This question begs the idea that fleas are only made for dogs.
Gee, somebody better tell plague rats cause that's how they spread plague. From Fleas. And some one better tell rabbits, deer, horses and everything with blood that fleas apparently only eat off dogs.
Problems is fleas drink blood. Doesn't matter whose.
But that's not the answer that *king* maxi wants.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
And what would you think if you were in a biology class and saw this "gem" of a question.
"When did the first fish crawl out of the ocean and become a tomato plant?"
It didn't. But this is an answer that can be taken the wrong way. With the question asked it is trying to imply that evolution from fish to amphibian didn't take place.
The Non-sequitor nature of the whole thing almost fools you into saying one thing when you are pointing out the absolute absurdity of the question itself.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 2
"saw this "gem" of a question. "When did the first fish crawl out of the ocean and become a tomato plant?"
"It didn't. "
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
If you'd just said that, you'd have gotten the question right! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
POWNED
Here's your problem dumshit. You try to read into questions and fake your answers. The question didn't FUKKKING WANT TO KNOW WHEN SUCH A THING HAPPENED.
IT WANTED YOU TO BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW TO SAY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
POWNED
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
That's retarded. The evidence supports that fish did come out of the water. Hell they do that now and they breath in either mud or even a little bit of air.
And that's not what I was saying either. I am saying that the question itself if flawed. The evidence supports Evolution Maxi. You just want puppets on strings.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 3
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"I am saying that the question itself if flawed" HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR that's what ALL dunce failures say when it was actually their stupid answer that was flawed. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR SuperPussy, you haven't gotten a bit smarter. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
10 Thousand ants can't be wrong about a pie.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Course the real reason I am here is cause I think this video is funny. And making fun of you is easy. So easy that I almost don't have to say anything in my defense.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 11
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No the real reason you're here is because you're a stupid dunce.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
That's the -best- you have Maxi? After all this time, the -best- you have is a childish retort about me being a dunce. That's -the best- you have?
That's it. You don't know when Maxi, you don't know how, but your little pride and joy of a test is going to be rendered to all and made to look so laughable that when you try to discredit people with it, they'll know to reply with "Oh Not that reputed pile of dingo droppings!"
Good job Maxi. You are your own worst enemy.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
You're a dunce. Why do I need to say more? It's just a waste of words lost on a dunce.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
When the morally superior creationists retort to insults instead of arguments it means they ran outta their copy paste site. XD
kyagh 2 years ago
Heh. That is typically how it goes. I was waiting for maxi to call me a doo-doo head.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Gosh, aren't "stupid dunces" just the worst kind of dunces, Mr. Redundant/Superfluous?
enzocerusico 1 year ago
And because everything is better in threes...
"It seems that caterpillars are not in the reproduction business, that the butterflies give birth to caterpillars! So do caterpillars give birth to caterpillars or do butterflies?"
This question ignores everything that even a Grade School Child knows about the life cycle of a butterfly.
Caterpillars are the larval stage of a butterfly. Caterpillars aren't a different species. Just one stage in the development of butterflies.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 2
About butterflies. You ignorant little shithead. The question was easy. You couldn't answer it you dumshit. FAIL
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
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"This question ignores everything that even a Grade School Child knows about the life cycle of a butterfly."
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR that just goes to show what you know about a test. Questions normally ignore everything except what the fukking question is about you ignorant little asshole.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
so the test proved you dont have the ability to think
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
"When did the first fish crawl out of the ocean and become a tomato plant?"
That's the best question ON the test. HAR HAR HAR HAR It fucks them up every time. HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
FABS, I don't think the dumb little bastard ever went to college.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
hes too stupid
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
max he said a good test shows ability to think. it worked perfect showing that he cant think
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
fuckassbullshit 2 years ago
He keeps forgetting that the main purpose of a test is to find out if the student knows the material. HE DIDN'T
AND HE'S STILL POWNING HIMSELF WITH IT.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
What if the teacher or the one who doesn't know the material writes a test?
People who don't know these things have no right/reason/ability to write well written and thought out tests.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 2
"i don't think the dumb little b***** ever went to college"
Oh we say so much about ourselves when we talk than what we really want to say.
"i don't need to know how to run a business to own one"
^that's more like the attitude of a graduate isn't it maximusignorance?
BTW we all know fabs is your sock but you need to repeat on that account why you cannot tell anyone what your "degree" is about and why you can't answer any question other than the obivious answer which is you don't know.
kyagh 2 years ago
"A good test tests one on what you have learned, what you have acquired and your ability to think..."
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR That test found out that you're a fucking dunce and proved #1 you don't know how to take a test #2 you don't know shit about evolution #3 So that test worked perfectly
AND now you're proving that you don't know a thing about testing. It appears you've only taken multiple choice tests and haven't been to college since you don't recognize a pop quiz.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
I recognize it as a retarded set of questions with no real purpose.
Kinda like your mum.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
FABS you should take some memory pills, you asked 16 questions to saber not 14, is your alzheimer getting the best of you?? Why did you take those 2 out? Were you owned too hard on them that your butt was still sore from the intellectual spanking?
"at least i know how to spell" Well done! Your only good attribute is one that is already made obsolete by a software called spellcheck, but thank you for picking on my spelling, it shows you have NOTHING better to say :3
Have a nice day.
kyagh 2 years ago
SappyPussy, HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR you can commiserate with Kissasser! HE FAILED IT TOO see, you're now not the only dunce on the block.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR You two can come here and cry together. Max outsmarted you two assholes. I am laughing so fkkkking hard that tears are coming down my face. You're so fkkking funny. \
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
when tears come down your face like this -> ;( it's usually called crying :3
I guess maximus idiocy is not even gonna bother defending his arguments about the crusades because he knows he'll be brutally destroyed once again, and instead will leave the discussion with lame excuses as to why he can't back up anything he says.
kyagh 2 years ago
"is not even gonna bother defending his arguments about the crusades because he knows he'll be brutally destroyed" Brutally destroyed??? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR you stupid little moron. You didn't do anything more than prove #1 you don't know anything about the Crusades #2 you made some erroneous boring generalizations. #3 WHAT you DID do was prove that you are a Moslem sympathizer.
FAIL
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
words words words and no facts. If you knew a little about history you would know the crusades came mostly from my country, expecially they departed from venezia genova amalfi and pisa (i cba to translate them in your language) it was mostly the rich merchants of these cities that allowed you f**ktards to embark on such idiocies. Anyway, I'm no moslem sympathizer, i simply know the facts, unlike you, because i know my country's history, yet you wanna go teach others their countrys history.
kyagh 2 years ago
Can you just fuck off?
Its clear your a troll.
NDR191 2 years ago
Max tell me, are you a masochist? Do you enjoy publicly humiliating yourself? Would you like me to post your "test" here so that everybody can have a laugh?
kyagh 2 years ago
The faggotry of MaxyPad spills into all sorts of comment sections these days.
evolutionisscience 2 years ago
Really? I haven't seen him in ages. Then again I have been off doing my own things. Peanutbutter has gotten boring as hell. And with Maxi it is the same retarded thing. Nothing new. Ever.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Oh crap, guys. Maxi's still around. I thought he was dealt with in '09. It's gonna be a fun year!
HelplessVictim 2 years ago
maxasshole... you are a complete retard....
go play with your farm animal kids.
transtlantic 2 years ago
So, SillyPuss, why are you such a retarded strawman? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Only a true IDIOT will become an atheist. All these dumb atheists have no functioning brain cells, and they live only to eat, poop, curse, breathe air, then eat and poop again. What a bunch of atheist dumbturds!
chickenpoopmeister 2 years ago
The most retarded strawman is being a retarded strawman, then again with Christianity having a History of demonizing anything that is different from it in order to make it seem like it is a "wrong thing" and thus justifying any and all normally unacceptable actions against said demonized party.
Truth be told whiles that does happen in the modern world still, the problem is that with our level of technology we can't afford to do such things.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Our innocence is gone, the darkness banished, we are responsibile for a great deal of things. And to embrace some bronze age myth to the fullest extent of the law, well now a days that is absurd. It leads to ruin. It leads to people on the side of the road with signs saying "God hates this", it leads to people blowing themselves, others, and buildings up.
The Secular/Atheist movement is growing Chickenboo. And whiles a minority now, a minority we won't be forever.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
"The Secular/Atheist movement is growing..." Yeah, idiots abound. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR Only problem is that atheists get in control and they begin blowing things up and killing people all in the name of their religion. And don't even start in whining about how atheism isn't a religion because we've already exploded that myth. Atheists have murdered more people on this planet than all the religions in history combined.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Hmmm So Christians and Muslims -aren't- the ones killing doctors and blowing up buildings already?
I guess things like the Crusades, Witch burnings, the Spanish Inquisition, oppression of native peoples from their home lands, what else.. Oh Yes, the Holocaust, Christianity wasn't involved in -any- of those?
Oh Wait. They Were.
Your slippery slope runs dry.
See Maxi? I don't have to push the point that the lack of belief in something isn't a religion to make a valid statement.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
"Crusades, Witch burnings, the Spanish Inquisition" HAR HAR HAR HAR more straw men that you don't know anything about and happened back several hundred years ago, not like all the atheist mass murders that are happening as we speak.
YOU LOSE ASSHOLE
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
It's not a strawman if it is historically accurate Maxi.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
How do you prove that anything else really exists? In otherwords, how do you make an existence claim?
With Physical Evidence.
See, "feeling" something tells us nothing. You can "feel" all the things you want but we can't "feel" what you're "feeling".
A good cartoon demonstrates this notion.
Atheist claims to have a ball, other guy says "What? Prove it!"Atheist pulls out a ball"Oh so you do."
Now Christian makes the same claim,guy demands evidence,Response? "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT I DON'T HAVE IT!"
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
"Professing to be wise, they became fools" Rom 1:22
campowt 2 years ago
Campowt... That verse has been used so many times that you have done the crime of robbing it of any meaning.
See, We give words meaning, without us giving them meaning what are they? Meat Sounds.
Meat sounds said over and over and over until they become less of what they are.
Like the word "Fool".
In the modern world that word is used so rarely any more that it brings up images of arcane wizards, bible thumpers and really bad B Movie villains.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
@sabertooth
How then can a product of time matter and chance give anything meaning? And I think that word you extracted has only lost its meaning to those whom it applies to.
campowt 2 years ago
First. Say a word over and over and over and over again and again and again and again. See how even this phrase with its repetive nature has gotten old? It's Banal quality, its lack of luster and wonder?
That's what you have done to the word "fool". It doesn't mean anything to anyone any more. Used so many times its ability to turn others into a social outcast has faded. There are so many other words that now have replaced it, vulgar crude, but shocking and to the point. Like the word Fuck.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
point proven
campowt 2 years ago
^.^ My point or yours? Cause that is rather vague.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
the etymological reference to "fool"
campowt 2 years ago
Oh. Well yes. In a historical context the word "fool" has fallen short of what it once meant. I would say that it is due to Modern American/Western influence and the overuse of it in that particular verse. People didn't like being called fools, so eventually they just started ignoring the word and started using other words. Rarer and rarer did it become till you don't really hear it any more.
Cept spouted by fundies and places in the world were it still has meaning. Verbal Evolution.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
thappyputhy wi all mith yuu at the poonutbutter gallerie. the fundiez and the dumb atheists all await your presenth. especially, the king of all the dunthes translantic mithes yuuuu. XD
chickenpoopmeister 2 years ago
And you sound like a retarded chipmunk on crack with your poor wordings and terrible spellings.
To you I say NI! NI! NI!
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
yuu r da strawdick, sabeeertuuth1980. u sell yourself to dumb atheists like a cheap arsewhore collecting deir frendship like trophies. tsk tsk tsk. u will turn into that demonic-faced atheist twirp Pat Condell or the fattiest and ugliest pork belly AmazingAtheist if u keep up wij dis nonsense. U and warwijangles are hopelessly lost in the twilightzone. Derefore, I declare you two husband and wife. XD R u going to be husband or wife. LOL
chickenpoopmeister 2 years ago
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR hey poopy, have they accused you of being Max yet?
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Oh look Jibberish.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Retarded chipmunk? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR he's on your level asshole.
MaximusArurealius 2 years ago
Now I will address the "produce of time, matter, and chance". Banal much? Why does there have to be a magic man in the sky for things to be beautiful? Does there have to be fairies living at the bottom of a waterfall for it to be awe inspiring? Does ones' life have any more or less value if there isn't a "greater purpose" behind it?
No, No, and thrice again No.
Life has meaning because we humans give it such. It doesn't have to be handed down on high for it to be of something of value.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
What matters is that WE are the ones giving it value. So what if we are a happy accident brought about Natural Selection (the control part of Evolution), Random Mutation, and Circumstance.
You are Alive. And what's more this may be the only life you get. If it is thus, make it worth while. Do things, stop worrying about whether or not there is something watching you, rejoice in the life that you have, for when it is over that just might be it.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
LMAO
cartmanSPP 2 years ago
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SpeakerForrTheDead 2 years ago 2
Woohoo free Sundays!!!
I'll take 3
mak1759 2 years ago 2
If this wasn't a joke, it's be pretty cool
TheMikeyX 2 years ago 14
Where is my selfrespect if I start believing in something just because some people told me so ?
Why the hell do I need evidence for everything that is of some importance in my life, but I'm fine to believe in one of the most important things - without having actually ANY evidence ... In God ?
Why is it, that so many people have a incredible huge finacial advantage if many people believe this shit ?
Why do hypocritic people dominate and infiltrate our world through & through ?
halo2pc 2 years ago
if in order to see proof of god I have to believe first, then this is irrational. I want to see proof and then I believe. Which part don't you understand?
xxxrrrxxxrrr 2 years ago
If "letting God into your heart" means believing in it, and this Patricia person was asking for proof of God, as in, a reason to believe that it's real, doesn't telling her that the proof IS believing kind of not make any sense at all? That really doesn't seem to be an answer to me.
Gibaleopaeri 2 years ago
I love this video.
TheXeroSkill 2 years ago 3
I'm going to guess you're very loosely paraphrasing. It's not particularly easy to let something into your heart that in all probability does not exist.
Go on and have fun believing in your cute little magical being that gives you false comfort.
Eastmanarium 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
"Become a decent person because you are, not because of anyones lord or savior"
Or become a terrible person since theres no afterlife to damn you. Since good and bad have been traditionally defined by the teaching of Christianity; without GOD, bad can be good! Morals from now on, will be relative to the individual and not by the collective. A universal set of rules to live by are so dumb, make up your own, do anything you want without any consequences! Im off to fuck a baby, then eat it!
Yereviltwin2 2 years ago
If you need christianity to tell you what is good and bad, such as fucking a baby, and you cannot come to that conclusion yourself, then you are sorry person indeed. I have a pretty good idea of what is good and bad because of EMPATHY, not because God says so. even kindegardeners understand this concept. The reason I dont fuck babies is not because im afraid of hell, or seeking rewards in heaven, it is because I KNOW it is a truly disguisting act.
rgtjyj 2 years ago 6
Precisely.
MrSikzak 2 years ago