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  • I disliked this video!!.......No man im just tickling your dick XD

  • Get off me you black motherfucker lol

  • They seriously should have picked the machine guns.

  • Bowsers recoil is amazing.

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  • I love Bullet Bill's voice xD

  • nah man im just tickling your dick...

  • Haha funniest vid ever

  • Id like to tickle your dick ;)

  • @alsqudgus01 ok :3

  • The true reason was that he wanted to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. He truly didn't want **** her!

  • goomba looks like a tip of penis

  • Lol

    "No one ever lies to Bullet Bill" "Nah.. Im just ticklin your dick

  • No one ever messes with bullet billl...(pulls out knife) Nah im just kidding, lets go kidnap a princess

  • @howdyman13682 that was actually nah i'm just ticklin your dick

  • that bullet guy looks like a big black condom

  • fuckin funny

  • For a second I wa scared..

  • Lol the bullet bill

  • A bullet holding a knife? Alright I'm terrified..

  • Hahahahaha ticklin' your dick. xD

  • purple dildo on saint row 3?

  • No man, I'm just ticklin your dick lets go kidnap a princess

  • Bullet bill is funny as fuck lol

  • I wanna see episode 2, 'Kill Bullet Bill'. :D

  • nah man......im just tickling ur dick

    tht n

    get of me u stupid black mother fucker

    cant stop laughing

  • Get off me you stupid black motherfucker!! - Can't stop laughing! xD

  • Y do the minions remind me of the squidbillies

  • "You told me she was made out of biscuit, and we had to get her back so we could all have a deilshes breakfast." said Bullet Bill.

  • XD I'd watch a whole series for bullet bill

  • More Bullet Bill! Please!!! :)

  • tickling his WHAT?!!?

    

  • BULLET BILL = WIN

    

  • give Bullet Bill his own series

  • This is so much better than the Pokemon one.

  • let's have a delicious breakfeast

  • 0:26, 0:51, 1:21, 1:54.

  • 1:37 bullet bill is smilling

    

  • @odhran155 isn't* (i was confused by the is at first)

  • @333LoveMeOrHateMe333 *facepalm* he IS smiling, the comment was about how he has that stupid grin plastered on his face while they's all gasping in awe.

  • Like to get Bullet Bill his own series

  • Nobody ever lies to bullet bill......... XD

  • You told me she was made out of biscuits, and we had to get her back so we could all have a delicious breakfast.LMFAFO

  • We've been decieved... Shit this stuffs funny

  • Get off my you stupid black mother fucker... wow lol Im almost offended..

  • @HiroUchihaSan I wasn't.

  • and u told me she was made out og biscuts and we had to get her back to have a delisious breakfast lmas (cant spell delisious sry)

  • "Naa i am just ticklen ya dick come on lets kidnap that princess" XD

  • my main question is why DID they use bullet bill instead of real bullets?

  • goomba is told to move to the left. when to him hes moving to the right. such a rebel

  • Wow..... can someone say College Humor?

  • "Get off of me you black mother fucker!!"

    I dont know if i should be offended?... I am also a Bullet Bill o_o

  • This is funniest shit on Machinima since forever..

  • @lemonnormalguy It's what happens when machinima picks up actual animator's instead of their hungover monkies.

  • @lemonnormalguy Machinima didi't make this...

  • @lemonnormalguy Its from jonnyethco

    I suggest giving him the credit

  • @lemonnormalguy And yet machinima didn't even make it, wow.

  • that goomba is racist

  • LOL

  • "Walk slowly to the left" hahaha

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  • LOL

  • y does the Goomba look like he was smoking some thing

  • Good voice acting

  • Naw man, I'm just ticklin' your dick... LETS GO KIDNAP A PRINCESS!

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  • Did anyone notice how the goomba looks like a dick?

  • That was fucking awesome.

  • why the fuck does the mushroom look like a penis

  • We've been deceeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived!­!!

  • @durdukyeretahrik OH FUCK THIS I QUIT! RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

  • Press 2 for dildo.

  • pres 7 then 2...

  • 0:54 made me LMAO @ 6 in the morning lol.

  • Lol its a Saints Row: The Third reference!!!

  • Bullet Bill is a racist.

  • that made me lol for a bit... awesomeness

  • get of me you stupid black motherfucker! - at least the pc police haven't taken over machinima... ahhhh :)

  • HAHAHAHA

  • i want my minutes back...

  • @damagicalrapist52 its not my falt your lil sister trip and landed on my dick

  • keep pressing 2: yeah no!

  • Brilliant!!

  • GET OFF ME YOU STUPID BLACK MOTHERFUCKER

    HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA

  • LOL

  • Thumbs up if u had enough of ads in EACH AND EVERY VIDEO BEFORE THEY START

  • nobody ever fucken lies to bullet bill LMFAO

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  • I want more from bullet bill, he cracked me upp every time he talked :D

  • LOL BB rocks

  • wtf

    

  • I thought he said big purple Birdo.

  • Anyone else think Bullet Bill sounds like Sherif from Squidbilles? lol

  • Now I want a spin off series about the misadventures of Bullet Bill :(

  • the goomba is a dick

  • Nobody ever.... Fucking lies..... To bullet bill

  • Stupid black motherfucker

  • You told me that she was made out of biscuits and we had to get her back so we can all have a delicious breakfast...

  • "Let's go kidnap the princess"

  • i'm just tickling your dick XD!

  • bullet bill has been playing saints row 3

  • Na man I'm just tickling your dick wow ok lol

  • bowsers reaction to bullet billwas awesome :)

  • Oh, nvm, i think they said "strategies."

  • What did they say? What do they want?

  • Am I the only one who wants a series of Bullet Bill?

  • This has to be one of the best things I've ever seen!

  • 68 people got their dicks tickled by Bullet Bill

  • bullest bill ftw!

  • @SmellyRaiin that's so true

  • :57 that's racist

  • @ShinbrigTV Bullet bill is black, so who cares.

  • @ShinbrigTV sthu

  • Press 2 For DILDOS =P

  • Bill bullet for then next troll :D

  • Bullet Bill is my favorite

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  • And a big purple dildo. :D

  • No man I'm just ticklin your dick?

  • 67 people want those purple dildos

  • Hit 8 to laugh.

  • I can just see Bullet Bill flying around with his jetpack, armed with a huge purple dildo, getting ready to kidnap a princess made of biscuits.. what the fuck?!

  • i second that

    

  • Press 2,2,2,2,2,2, for LOLs

  • @18T220 Nope.

  • this video has been done

  • Mushroom looks like a dickk ^^

  • @SmellyRaiin there's no mushroom in this video you dumbfuck

  • @gbthrilla i ment the mushroom goon thingy.

  • @gbthrilla

    you cunt

  • the koopa sounds like slinky from toy story.

  • Lol Bullet Bill is a hick ass. He's a G! And I cracked up when Goomba said "Get off me, you stupid black mother fucker!" haha

  • Make a delicious breakfast. ;)

  • Big purple dildos? Saints row the thrid much?

  • @KingDrogan so what you are saying is that big purple dildos didn't exist until saints row 3 came out?

  • @wiimanify yea i know, especially in videos games

  • "naw man im just ticklin yer dick, lets go kidnap a princess" that shit had me weak

  • i guess its not really racist since the goomba is the brown one so all in all he is just stating a fact also i would guarantee that bullet bill would fuck his mother thats what he wanted the dildo for.i would love to see bullet bill show i would love to the antics of that crazy fuck.

  • Lol.

  • Let's face it. Bullet Bill is Mr. Garrison in disguise.

  • BULLET BILL SERIES NAO! xD

  • Haha so freaking funny! XD

  • thats soo racist 0:56

  • @KingxGamer94

    Are you a Bullet Bill too?

  • i hate it when the two top comments are the same

  • ....I think he shoulda stabbed him

  • anyone noticed that the goomba looks like a penis

  • SO IS THE BLACK MOTHERFUCKER GETTING A JETPACK, A PURPLE DILDO AND A NEW SERIES???????????

  • @MrFlyersrule1234 hopefuly

  • "we want some machine guns and explosives and a big purple dildo" sooooooooooooo F@#$n funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • This couldn't be anymore misleading about the occupy movement, they are a bunch of selfish idiots who won't work so they demand others pay for them.

    It's a fucking joke, of course they can't get jobs, political science studies don't better your education.

  • Lol 0:29

  • 1:17 to 1:28 i couldent stop laughing!

  • is the turtle in the back from the movie wizard of oz????????

  • Thumbs up if you've seen this more than 20 times.

  • @VLLOG Agree.

  • Bullet bill reminds me of my friend thomas so much

  • AND A BIG PURPLE DILDO

  • NICE CHECK OUT MY VIDS I NOW HOST MW3 CLS

  • Who the hell would dislike this?

  • @marshmellowbit3 Nintendo whores would...

  • Yeah dude, I wanna fuck the Princess too.

  • Bullet Bill: You lied to me and let me tell you something. Nobody ever f****** lies to Bullet Bill!

  • Lol bullet bill. You told me she was made out of biscuits and we had to get her back so we could all have a delicious breakfast.

  • FUNNY SHITTTT

  • I Guess This Is the Ending Of mario

  • 'shut up you stupid black motherfucker!' says the brown goomba.

  • A big purple dildo is expensive?

  • Just laughed so hard!! Love this lol xD

  • "well what the hell do you want?!"

    "you lied to me and let me yell you something nobody ever F***king lies to bullet bill"

    "O_O"

    "nah man im just tickling your dick lets go kidnap a princess