How not to lose

[wr3stlegirl]

ROFLMAO Nicky sounds like a kid in a candy store when he is talking about all the low lives he had that he could shake down xD; You can say crime does not pay? Or pays depending on your status of criminal ;p

[mrplatinum919]

im a lil confused ??

[shizyballer]

I can't stand that fucking greyhaired buttkisser!!!! That lil bitch, wacking my favorite actor like that!

[StaticsWIDOW]

@shizyballer he backed him all the way but in the end pesci was outta control

[arabianzeppelin]

"my fuckin' head....." pwned.

[scurniachiatta]

That's what i luv about italians, they have comical ways of threatening you

[ELECTROWILDSTYLE]

Joe Pesci = Tony Spilotro

[MickJagoffable]

"Fuck around Tony....JAGOFF"

[breez098]

Love the way Frank Marino gave a dead fucking serious look and pointed his finger and said "Smart Mouth".

[laclippers89]

@breez098 he said "smarten up", ya dumb fucken heeb

[UniqueSnoop]

@breez098 he said Smarten up

[scurniachiatta]

@breez098 He said "smarten up"

[Whyrweherereally]

lol @ the end

[panchovillanueva]

"ow my fuckin' head" lol

[ontariobuds]

If you win he tells you to go fuck yourslef, if you lose you owe him.

so basically if you know Nicky you are always going to lose.

[suaveG216]

i always liked frank marino character he was nicky"s underboss of the crew.

[rayjr62]

@suaveG216 The Frank Marino character was supposedly based on Joseph "Joey the Clown" Lombardo.

[LESCPAULH]

@rayjr62 Wrong... Lombardo was Spilotro's boss in Chicago.. I think that was based on Frank Cullutto (sp). He turned informant.

[perfectx357]

@rayjr62 It's actually Frank Culotta who he's based on. He actually plays a small role as one of the two older hitmen near the end of the film.

[jgagz73]

smarten up! lol

[LeandroMuntendam]

hahahaha you're confused, thought i was layin it, thats why you had it ready huh......................don't fuck around Tony.......jag off. hahahahaha and Franky pointing his finger and sayin smarten up whahahahahaha EPIC!

[6Ott7]

"Ahh Nick, I thought youz waz layin?"

[legendkiller2004]

I love the way Scorsese has the cameras follow behind Joe Pesci and Frank Vincent. He did the same thing in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco were walking through the restaurant. I think he likes to give the viewers the impression that we're walking along with them, and that's fantastic directing.

[Boynky]

Don't fuck around, Tony

[UPLOADSBYG]

.GOOD OL' N!CKY.

[carl478]

"When he won, he collected, when he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves"

[JakayBalay202]

Martin Scorsese - best film maker in fuckin history motherfucker

[TheKinepik]

smarten up!!!

[magnacore11]

Hey look! Nicky's with Phil Leotardo! Awesome...

[jazz4]

Man, how did they shoot that? - all one shot from above the bookies and right into the back of the room. Scorsese pulls off some genius camera work in this film, real expressive, not to mention the amazing general direction and standard of acting. Actually quite an underrated film, I think it's a masterpiece.

[djcheff]

YA JAGOFF!!!

[early65model]

"Maybe if I stick your face through the wall over there you'll get unconfused" LOL

[okgo43]

whats the song at the begining?

[slackerboi12]

maybe if I stick your fucking face throught this window youll be unconfused

JAGOFF

[sagat10]

this is one of the baddest scene ever ! "what you gonna do? muscle nikki? huh?! nikki was the muscle!"

[OCASSROCK]

@sagat10 It's pretty up there...The "Billy Bats" scene in fellas and the "pen" scene (is this your pen?) are tops IMO...

[Pentagon1311]

He called the bookies and told them to go fuck themselves. EPIC!

[dino8192]

what does he mean i though you were layin?

[TommyRoastBeef76]

I'm no bookie, but I believe "Laying it" means that he's betting his winnings again. As to say, the bookie doesn't have to pay him right then.

[LeandroMuntendam]

he means: he thinks nicky is layin the money he put in the bet, and the proft, to make a new bet. so the bookie does not have to pay Nicky. UURRGGGG Wrong! Nicky always collects

[sagat10]

it means let's say pesci lost the previous match and owed the mofo 2gs and the next match he won 2gs..by any logical common sense, it would have been square...but he still wanted his 2gs..

[edwardthedeerdancer]

smartin up

[LeandroMuntendam]

i thought you was layin. layin? No i'm takin. r u sure? i'm positive EPIC!

[gringolazlo]

yeah i think hes basically saying "are you paying? no im stealing, you sure? im positive"

[donhector87]

"Jaggoff"

[MrTalldude87]

"maybe if i stick your face through that glass you'll be a little less confused" classic Joe Pesci

[hork111]

Deep down (some deeper than others) there's a little Mafia inside all of us.

[hankey777]

"Aw, my fucking head."

[dboymoney28]

keep fuckin around tony...lol

[StraightDooDoo]

"Jaggoff"

[nfarrell89]

joepesci reminds me of my dad and uncle,lol just how they talk is simaler, the south side irish chicago accent sounds alot like that, and they were both short little hard asses, lol

[sshapour]

Frank Vincent is awesome

[okgo43]

song at begining?

[wahrheit80]

when he won, he collected, when he lost, he told the bookies to fuck themselves.....lol

50 cent and lil wayne gangsters? in my opinion they are comedians...

east coast vs. west coast, fighting with microphones, like i said comedians

[ufofreak1947]

if people like 50 cent and lil wayne think they're gangsta, they need to take a look at joe pesci

[RafChaseTV]

thats my best friends cousin haha

[dopemansl]

joe pesci aint gangster =P hes just playing real life gangsters who did all this shit before 50 cent and lil waynes time! They aint gangstas either, just posers doing rap music lol.

[kt1789]

you a lil confused?

[maidanbih]

smartn' up :)

[hork111]

Frank Vincent nailed the enforcer part. These guys look more mafia than the mafia.

[totahehehe1]

The truth is that these guys dont do shit compared to mafia.

[2010COFC]

Laying it means he was not collecting any money. And why would you go to a place where you would collect money. LMAO Joe and Frank was good in this part.

[Giua1973]

..."when he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves...."

[6Ott7]

what thing?

ah Nicky I thought yuz wuz layin?

[dbraz45]

He thought he was laying it? That's why he had the cash money waiting for him...

[SithLordNefaar022]

"Im confused."

"Maybe if i stick your fuckin face through this window here, you'll get unconfused!"

LMAOOOOOO

[kiwimangum]

"*smacks him*"

"My fuckin' head."

"your fuckin head huh?"

[whosaidthattteez85]

@SithLordNefaar022

Even more hilarious is how he points at the the little hole in the window @ 0:55

Choked on soda LMAOO

[brandiandpaul]

@SithLordNefaar022 lol, best line ever

[unabomber000]

Yeah i know thats why you had it ready you thought i was fucking laying it

[DudeImStoned]

0:16 He pinched that guys ass.. LOL!

[jawfish1212]

@DudeImStoned Dude I think you're stoned..... I didnt see nuttin!

[sonnyred5050]

@DudeImStoned your seeing things.....lay off the dope for a while