Silent Assault (NES) review

[XxLegoProxX]

i could make a better fuckin game on fuckin notepad

[chris12783]

all they needed to do to make this game gr8 is:good sound,background,and some nice fucking animations

[MrNorbert1994]

Pink Assault.

[gluserty]

The ending: Andy Warhol's Edgar Allan Poe?

[jweinrub]

Man, this game does look horrible. I seen a video of this and I thought it looked like Action 52 as well.

[laufke]

really horrible game.. I wish I could smash this game against the wall...

[kevin12dra]

5 people couldn't beat that game



[ozakisound]

please make a review about Super Mario Frustration (Forever) :D

[MrSkippingteep]

Come back

[Thebestever441]

lol GI Joke

[TruthinessDotCom]

@filmnstuff

I love your reviews! I have a request...well there's really two in one. The Drakken/Dragon View games on SNES. Dragon view is the sequel game. I find it to be a decent,early RPG game. But oh God is it cheesy, and there's a bevy of good and hillariously bad...BAD aspects. And Drakken... well it's just laughable. Bad, just so... oh man. The sounds... and no matter what weapon you equip, your character still beats their enemies to death with a stick. EVERY WEAPON looks the same,a stick

[halofan981]

7:54 XD

[dstebbin]

Ok... is there a REASON he hasn't made a new review in seven months?

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@filmnstuff ( more FYI on Lester the Unlikely:) he's on a deserted island and like I said, all he does is cry, moan, and bitch every now and then he'll say "no," like a baby and the controls are also sluggish. If he was with Tom Hanks ala Cast Away, Tom Hanks would probably leave him on the island to die!

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@filmnstuff wanna review a game that's really shit? Take a gander at Lester the Unlikely for the SNES! Lester is a geek who's reading a comic on the deck of a ship and then he falls asleep and then he swims away when pirates attack the ship and then the game starts. Lester is a pussy, and against your will, he'll run away at certain moments and whine like a bitch and his attack is a wimpy little kick!

[PerryMartinGreen420]

dude your my fav reviewer on youtube keep ur videos comeing

[DingoPenta]

I feel sick :(

[filmnstuff]

Don't believe A7xfo. He's full of shit. I never even worked with anyone else on my videos, so how can a7xfo know my status?

[THECRAZEBLING]

@filmnstuff

Well said.

[ExplorerDS6789]

@filmnstuff Will you be back?

[dukepro95]

the jumping feels more stiff than in the castlevania series.

[mooimushy]

are u aware that a Joshchrisitan300 is re-uploading your videos?

[CollisionCat]

Stopped watching after the gay joke.

[xYoshi1096x]

@CollisionCat Pokemon fag :/

[CollisionCat]

@xYoshi1096x

What? What on earth does Pokémon have to do with it? Yoshi fag! =P

[BaronOfStuff]

This is one of the worst games I have ever had the misfortune to play.

[Luffymon88]

I remember the army wearing pink camoflage during the breast cancer in my state

[GTAfan421]

Really miss youre reviews Filmnstuff - heres hoping you have better luck!

[Arado240]

Filmnstuff! Come on man, what is your opinion on the recent AVGN vid doing the star wars games review? You no doubt came out victorious over the Nerd, looks like he did some cut and paste from you. I want to know! ALSO Comment on the NERD's ROB video over the IRateGamer's vid! Speak O wise one! I look up to you! You actualy ...review games and don't add all the corn job effects. Oh, make more Vids too!

[JanettySupportTour]

I miss your reviews. I miss your golden voice. Your so much better than that homelsess guy who smokes crack.

[RileySkye100]

You know what I found out in this game? In the second level, you can easily go directly to the third level without facing the second boss at all by climbing up one of the ladders. Did you noticed that, Filmnstuff? There's also a ladder that can lead you directly to the boss of the second level without going through the second level at all. That definitely takes out the challenge for me. It's better to play Robocop 3 than this disgrace.

[theflyingtomatoman]

I bet I could have made a better video game with photoshop.

[ninjaswordtothehead]

@theflyingtomatoman Prolly with paint lol.

[29gish]

you should so make more vids hope u fix your uploading problems soon! big fan by the way!

[Globalgladiator7]

@filmnstuff :3 tear Color Dreams a new asshole for us true filmnstuff fans. Your reviews have never been better.

[greenteen85]

It seems the tables have turned, Filmnstuff. Once upon a time the haters claimed you were ripping off AVGN, and now his recent works are games you covered long ago. By the way, your Star Wars NES review is WAAAAY superior to the one he came out withu yesterday. I bought that game thanks to your review and that tip to just go in the green cave? So helpful!

[FinalFantasySquare]

@greenteen85 Damn those AVGN fanfags.

[MrSkippingteep]

More videos please

[mrbuffalowings333434]

You should review Deadly Towers on NES

[vince5260]

This game just looks so bad... why would anyone even make this?

[mattias005]

omg is this action 53 XD Great joke.

[Luigi84289]

It's atari graphics! Wow I never thought' I'd see the well recognized atari block design in the background. Fucking horrible.

[Luigi84289]

I neve thought I'd see atari block graphics in a nes game. That background is fucking horrible. No wonder no one I know has ever heard of this game and I've known a lot of really shitty games.

[Doommaster1994]

filmnstuff - Does the game have credits after the ending?

[yoshi109692]

2 people work with color dreams

[Luigi84289]

@yoshi109692 That's what it looks like. They use the background layer for every boss fight and place the boss in almost the exact same spot with the exact same attack pattern every time.

[ThaGamerXX]

This game sucks more c*ck than micheal jackson locked in overnight in a childrens hospital.period.

[Kirbyisround]

LETS GO HAVE A HOE DOWN AT RIMJOB RANDYS!

[gravekeepersven]

@Kirbyisround Im game lol!

[19822andy]

I think this game accuratley represents one soldiers struggle against a ruthless enemy. Once again Color Dreams surpasses excellence

[BatesKrisbates]

So true, Filmnstuff. I don't think the Irate Gamer has ever finished a single game in his life. Even Will Ferrell is a better actor than him, and every time I see one of Will Ferrell's movies, I want to jam a spread-gun barrel into my mouth and pull the trigger.

[suspekt29]

Filmnstuff for president, he tells like it like it

[RocMegamanX]

If the title is "Silent Assault", then why didn't they make it a Metal Gear clone?

At least the title would have fit.

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@RocMegamanX I think a better idea would be to drop the a, u, l, and t from the game's title. Then the game's title would be "Silent Ass", which is a much more appropriate title.

[RocMegamanX]

@GAMEPRODELTA No...now it sounds like a porno.

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@RocMegamanX Okay, how about dropping the "Silent" from the title as well. It might still be a little risqué, but at least the publisher couldn't get in trouble for false advertising, since "Ass" sums up the level of the game's quality.

[flitzepeng]

I cant believe these awesome reviews only have like 1000 views since they are awesome, whilst the Irape Gaymer gets 21357 views and his humor makes me cry(of sadness).

[tapman16]

Someone tried to friend me on youtube and after checking out their page full of anti-filmnstuff propaganda I did indeed turn them down.

[TenseMasterHalo]

The first time you showed a quick clip of the carnival i thought it was on a mountain due to the landscape color.

[sebamkfan]

lol awesome review!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

When I first saw this review, the game was so bad it was painful to look at

[magknight]

The music is morse code for "we did a crap of a game"

[coruscant100]

I thought you stopped uploading videos to youtube. Is blip now giving you the same crap as youtube did?

[SondreRasmussen]

good review, as always@filmnstuff

[jediking12]

And what the fuck are you fighting? some mixed in Retarted Hybrided enemies? What drugs were these game designers on?

[SpectreGoesOn]

Awesome review!!

[yoshi109692]

the title looks like green army men sarge's heroes in 8-bit

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

Wikipedia says on Color Dreams they were making a game based on Clive Barker's Hellraiser for the NES. Imagine that.

[ederondotcom]

I think this is the first time in my life I heard someone complaining about a NES game being too easy lol. Not that I'm complaining about the review, its just that is odd there is an actual NES game that is easy.

[MrWaterwatcher]

Horay! Your reviews are back on YouTube!

Great review filmnstuff.

[Regemgadevideos]

Color Dreams?

Aren't they the same guys that made shity Bible games?

[THECRAZEBLING]

@ShaqZX

Damn straight.

[DrCowboyFace]

Woopdi-fuckeroo! Fucking hilarious man!!!!

[Tempora158]

The name of the game would make more sense if this was a Metal Gear clone, because this assault isn't very silent at all.

[MasterMonsters]

god you suck

[ChunkyChief]

The game also copies Rush 'N Attack and 2:00 Mega Man 1?

[greenteen85]

Did Youtube ban you, then realize their awful mistake and let you come back?. Why the bliptv stint? Oh well, nice to see that you've moved all your new work over to here, not that I'm some kind of Utoob fanboy or somethin'. In conclusion, you're the man, filmnstuff.

[luisadrego84]

filmnstuff is the greatest game reviewer after AVGN

[wrestletube1]

Colour Dreams are both pirates and their games suck. Thats like sucks and blows at once.

[jediking12]

WOW who painted that truck some Gay dude?, God these graphics suck Did the same people made Empire Strikes back NES made this?

[Crimsonland1]

Nice one. This game looks so bad lol

[BoredGamer]

I just played through and reviewed this game recently.  You are not joking about how shitty this game is. FUCKING TERRIBLE!

[64Retro]

Another great review and glad to see some more reviews on youtube (the other format was kinda annoying because of the commercials)

[RileySkye100]

OMG! I played this game before and it was horrible!

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@RileySkye100 Try Raid 2020, it somehow makes Silent Assault look decent by comparison.

[JKAllTheWayToday]

dude you are so fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadCamper]

"And finally, thanks to you, the viewers"

Don't mention it, it was our pleasure.

-The Viewers

[Runie549]

I just wanna say I enjoy how you really go into detail like this on most of your reviews, pointing out all kinds of interesting tid-bits, and showing not just a level or two, but usually a good chunk of the game. It not only satisfies curiosity about these games, but also shows you've really played these games and know what you're talking about.

Keep up the good work man.

[THECRAZEBLING]

filmnstuff > irategamer

[leoviper]

@THECRAZEBLING irate is not a reviewer.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@leoviper

Nope, and Irate doesen't even deserve to be a reviewer.

[MasterMonsters]

@THECRAZEBLING i love irate gamer

[Hydroxoid]

@MasterMonsters fuck off fanboy, irate gamer sucks chode

[MasterMonsters]

@Hydroxoid no one said i was a fanboy just a fan asshole

[SondreRasmussen]

@THECRAZEBLING that's obvious, though

[MisterConan90]

@THECRAZEBLING No, just no. Don't ever make that comparison again.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@MisterConan90

I'll make that comparison as many times as I want.

Ist thou agitated, brother?

[MisterConan90]

@THECRAZEBLING If you think filmnstuff is like the Irate Gamer, thou art a dumbass. Here's one big difference: filmnstuff has talent.

[Sokolov9]

After this video one of the suggested gets cut off as "Play it through- Silent Ass..."

Sounds about right.

[resistanceunion]

PErfection that review.

[Xerxes4242]

240p? ouch

[xxashyy]

Another thing. They must have been stoned outta their fucking minds when developing this game. Pink skies, pink UFO's, Carnival shoot outs, and stairs coming out of a pink giraffe's ass?! WTF?

[MisterConan90]

You should definitely bash the Irate Gamer more in future reviews

[Thebestever441]

@MisterConan90 I surely hope there are "future videos"

[xxashyy]

These graphics are shit. Reminds me of Gameboy Color.

[CJ076]

GI Joke, LOL! Hilarious. Also love how you contune to bash the Irate Gamer. Good job. :)

[CJ076]

@CJ076

I meant 'continue'. Damn typos are my worst enemy.

[gamingsensei]

Filmnstuff! You're on a roll uploading today! Props to you my man. Great puns and keep up the reviews. In my opinion, you're my favorite reviewer on youtube.

[gravekeepersven]

Mega awesome review! I loved the puns!

[samusaran11]

Damn the graphics look like shit. Look like an Amiga game.

[Hydroxoid]

@samusaran11 wtf you talkin about? looks and sounds more like an atari game more than anything lol