Dylan's Couch - Episode Eight - The Project

[RafealxPhoenix]

This was the very first episode I ever saw.

[bumblebee561]

i like this episode best of all of them

[wellstone1990]

Who do people hate this so much?

[MrFrostingbutt]

Mr.Oldman lol i know you change names but thts actually funny

[anwad1]

Woo over million views! :)

[jonasluv35]

embaressing

[HomlessRichDude]

My name is Maya Little. I used to have a grandmother who hated my grandfather very much. One day while at bingo, she had a heart attack and died before she could shout bingo. Meanwhile my grandfather died on the toilet at the same time. If you do not post thison at least 6 videos your parents or grandparents will die tonight at 2:00 am

[xxJ35S1C4]

that blue song is by Eiffel 65.

:)

[AlyAnneCutie]

lol the sparkelers. Dylans couch is ok but not lmao funny just entertaining funny.

[plykshow]

I agree

[sandypuppy4evaxoxo]

umm this is a very weird theme song

[Chatetris]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[00tyler]

this is one of the best episodes! it's in my top 5 for sure

[WhenTheDayMetDaNight]

HAHAHA!!! I love his impression of his teacher, the way he talks is hilarious! HILARIOUS! hil-arious. XD

[KaraokeFreak71]

I LOVE DYLAN'S COUCH!!!!!

[LuisArmandGarciaLova]

how are people rating this only 2 stars? this is my fave episode!

[SambaDisaWinner]

i think because this video got featured like ages ago and you know when your featured and the slightest thing and everyone rates low.

[HollymarkProductions]

congrats on the partnership!

[OswegonianPrincess]

No, he's just inept.

[destroytheunknown]

I think Derek is an idiot

[iluvuartsynerd]

I love you.

[LuisArmandGarciaLova]

omg this is only rated 2 stars! this is my all time favorite episode!

[somekindofmonster4]

lol sniffing sparklers

[kayservin]

this is o funny

[RockIforILyfe]

Was this vid featured, cuz all your others, have like 62k or something this ones got 1.3 million!

[iluvuartsynerd]

I will <3 this video forever and ever!!!

[cooljackykiera111]

i love to bmx please see my vids also comment

[crazyeyes161]

one of my favorites!!! great job!!!

[CPGangstar]

Dis is my favorite. P.S. My name is Dylan 2.

[ratedpwnage]

u rock dude, hey and my name is dylan to :P

[craZy4Music25]

this is one of the best Dylan couches

[2moongod8]

Yeah this one got fetured lol

[Xbox360danslayer]

Eiffel 65 did the song at 3. 45 and it aint called Blue a ba Di its called I'm blue and the lyrics Da Ba Dee.

[EmilylovesU1]

lol

[thestalecheesepuff]

it will be a sad day when he gets a new couch

this is funny stuff

[blackmarketvideo]

Im so glad wtf made fun of this.

[lonearcherfilms]

Get a haircut Douche.

[emmagullickson]

yo dylan, the song is Blue (ba da bee) by Eiffel 5

[megashorts]

I can't believe that this well homemade series is so Famous you even sell merchandise and I'm a big fan of the shows and this one was Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

[Razor74a]

This is gay...

[blupunk95]

DUSTJAVO AND RAZOR WHAT THE fUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU jeez u just suck leave him alone he's awesome. DYLAN U ROCK!

[sumthingpersonal]

i cant agree more

[Dustjavo]

yeah this video pretty much proves how retarded every generation is becoming!

[goodgravypro]

MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE!!! =D HILARIOUS! "And I was like..."

[rockindeep]

he looks like mike myers when hes in the led zeppelin shirt.

[noodelsturk]

proof that retards watch his show laffytaffy29696 (2 days ago) Marked as spam

you are as hot as hell!!!!!!!!!

[LadeezANDgentz]

It would be soo hilarious is the people (jessica, jim, brad) were real! they'd hate you forever. it'd be so funny! that sounds mean. you're hot.

[celebdmatchlover]

if i was mr.oldman, i wouldnt of given you an F. i wouldve given you a WTF?

[laffytaffy29696]

you are as hot as hell!!!!!!!!!

[xerothehedgehog]

hahaha if you think this guy is hot you got really low standerds

[AznGirl4]

cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Kairi894]

omg... -_-

[theoriganalparker]

ur a colpete fuckin waste of time

[Brian3219]

why does your teacher sound like scar face

[lilchris316]

Wacth zuchens WTF?! Video About nes

[iwbowh]

dude ur funny

[xjesseybabix]

this ones my fav and the note :D ur hot ! <33 //x

[narunetopivot2]

i like the part wen they show the blue tape, but wat do u say in the second one

[smokeybravotgs]

what a prick

[wuffy]

um, are you a girl?

[griffin7564]

this is stupid

[hiufung]

what a emo go check ur Video Responses from zushen, u emo.dumd facial expressions, go get a life

[camigurl4eva]

wow u r soooo cute

[Truant62]

i love ur imitation of mr oldman.....my fav....5 stars....

[NYR278]

im about to torch your couch into a million pieces

[Slasherg]

WTF

[court0393]

i love you dylan!!!!

[sparrow3717]

the song at 3:45 and the people who sing it are eiffel 65

[david1234x]

that was gay

[seafoam121]

mr. oldman haha

[Shawalt]

American History sucks ass.

[madblitz2]

Stupid very stupid

[eXotiCsPAceMoNKeys]

i love it how he says hilarious three times in every episode. =]

[rac99992001]

song is im blue by eiffel 65

[SmokeyAmp]

American History? Isn't that an oxymoron...

[superzorak]

how is called that haircut?

[Nightninja3]

you have a million views! wow!

[shannonjessica]

funniest episode. your facial expressions are hilarious.hilarious.hiiilariou­s. and when you are mr. oldman. hahahaa. :]

[LuisArmandGarciaLova]

this is the funniest

[lilmama1111]

your so hot

[Bionuker]

rofl

[FOBCHICA65]

dylan is hott <3

[ColonelPsycho]

dont mind all the people that hate you becuz i think its great to express things that are important and inspire you. fuck all the critics! go dylan!

[ColonelPsycho]

eiffel 65 at 3:45 (blue da ba dee)

[sabia94]

ur retarded

[RawRockJustin]

Okay? and.... it's middle school?

BIG DEAL.

[sabia94]

ur rly hot

talk to me hottie

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[pono11]

what the heck!?! The most retarded crap gets featured. Most of the good videos don't get featured. Jaeger Report= SUCKS!!! Dylan's Couch= Sucks!!! Mrpregnant= Funny! Youtube needs to stop featuring crap like this. I'm sorry Dylan I don't hate you or anything I just don't like your videos.

[LivyBee135]

First of all...I love your shirts, and secondly...are you actually talking about your real life or is this scripted??? And your hot!!

[mablco]

you are a very pretty little girl. but you talk too much. shut up. oh, and derek thinks your teeth are screwed up.

[icantlivewithoutrock]

the song is by Eiffel 65

[AuronY2K]

are you a girl?

[ParisHiltonFan06]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhaha!!!!

[meanone97]

this is crap.

[bestlibrary]

sorry, but booooring

[michaelhynh]

are you a dude or girl

[Waynalds]

I hate that stupid hair style.

Why do guys always have their hair like that?

[logie90]

What the F**k this is f***ing retarded

[cutezappy]

dylan i sooooooooooo hot

[jlwd2007]

omg your sooo funny!! I love it

[kurosaki911]

great vid it was awesome oh and lol:p

[4589756]

lol that not dylan i know his voice not even on mick.....to

[shwoah]

you make creepy faces

[AWhitProductions]

you're amazing

[Katiethecloud]

if this is a true story- hard luck, eithr way great video

[Suikchi]

Wow, the kid needs to get his ass off his couch and go run or something Dx. And get that face fixed dude, you're so fugly XD.

[themiddlething]

hehe nice

[6n4rf]

Can't believe it's not butter... I really think this is cool! Don't listen to the negative people + don't get a haircut. Keep up the good work - We'll keep looking :-)

[andiiee2432]

he's like dylan sprouse=D

[brina9393]

ahhahahaha! dude! i fucking love you! your videos are so funny! that kid your talking about in this is so stupid! sounds like someone from my school... so umm yeah goood luck with that all! lol

[justthegirl25]

What song is that??? the one where the girls are dancing???

[cajunpballer]

Eiffle 65- Im blue

Very nice video. You are one funny kid!

[jpoole23]

MOLE

[helenkitty23]

r u ok with zushen;s video response

[SputniksArmy]

Who the hell watches a 13 year old make blogs about his life and daily tasks? Don't we got our own?

[Raf2534]

u suc!!!!!!!

[computerlover14]

dude u cant do any better

[SpoonerLove]

mint! keep it up

[gaarasomma]

nice.

[knoxproductionz07]

check out my stupid vids and sub

[Soccer2422]

dead: WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT EXPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES

srry ppl

[tsoccer89]

kill your self

[Akauyra]

OK..this really sucks badly. im being honest with you, and the people who say it is amazing, are just trying to be nice.

you neeed to actually sound like a star and not studder and spit all over the dam camera.

[gb72095]

read dis

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love

[Summalova11]

BORING! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

[germainl]

quite lame isn't it?

[packetvirus]

this is the gayest shit ive ever seen

[killzoneiscoolerdave]

when i watched this...... i WAS LIKE wanting to bash you.

[bttyboopgrrl]

this is gay.

[PuppyHate]

lmao! 1200000 views. wtf

[arseymcass]

cut hair please.

[CHEDDARpictures]

arent you in the youngtubers? how do you join im young!

[mario998]

the song at 3:45 is sung by eiffel 85

[geordiewood]

thats amazing. but how?!

did this get featured.

[pinksunni123]

damn, hes HOTTTTTT

[Pwnzor729]

Personally I'd rather vomit in my own mouth than watch thirty seconds of this video.

[travisbeanbag]

Sup Dylan?! I'm going to make my own show called- You gussed it- Travis' Beanbag! It isn't anything like yours- i hope. The episodes are diffrent, the plac is diffrent, and the names are diffrent.

[auxpower]

lame

[BeaversZ03]

so many good video are ignored and poeple are watching shitty video like this one

[unicornsrpretty]

Dylan,

ur really hot, but only when u close ur mouth.

u need braces... srry 2 say it, but its true.

and i <3 ur hair...plez don't cut it!!!

i luv u!!

[vdloco]

pretty stupid.

[patricialuvv]

wtf is this

[Dizintograte]

Is this a joke?

[billybebo959]

do us all a faver and stop puting your self on the youtube people were talking about how good u were i for one think u suck if i ever have to wach this agen i well kill my self

[evox4827]

a waste of 5:43 that i will never get back THANKS A LOT!!!!

[Puggalug]

Are you tired of all these stupid threatening chainmail responses? If you are, then press the SPAM button next to it. Paste this into more comments to spread the word.

[KrisNyRi718]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS i had to put it up. You will get hugged on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tommrow will be the best day of ur life. However if u dont post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die in 2 days

[shippley]

read this

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love

[lucasl123]

OK he is REALY annoying who is the admin who keeps giving these stupid videos honors. Take hint by the ratings ITS BAD!

[taylorcat95]

your on my favorites!!!

[paigecaplin]

cool video!

[markj15063]

You suck, and get a haircut and stop bitching about everthing..

[livetypo]

you are the badest actor ever!

[ilovebigdude]

I don't like you because your are anoying and you are not very pretty.

[TyConC]

y is this featured its retarded

[troublewithtribbles]

kid, that is funny!!!!!!!

[stefanvsstefan]

STOP making vids ...

FREAKING RETARD!!

I hate you bitch !!

I think you have a kind of brain disease!!

Because you are (...) freaked in the head!!

[EyelashKishes3x]

I Actually Thought It Would Be Pretty Crap..

But It Was A Releh Funneh Video xD

Well Duun :]

xox

[dasq1306]

This might just be the gayest thing I've ever watched, really...

[idneypooh90]

Haha!

[KeRanG101]

gd video! your ugly but your teacher sounds sexy

[muusab]

you are suck.,,,

[boboguy34]

whoo-hoo! viva la dylan's couch!

[mrami9]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.You will get kissedd on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't [ost this comment atleast 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

[fATmAN945]

WOW feel bad about ur self really feel bad about ur self

[dewhaul]

Dylan, man you are too funny!

[candilion34]

haha this episode is hilarious!!

[jungletekno]

I would love to see this rubbish banned.

[nothinbutnet54]

i like ure teeth .... lol

[corbinbleuishot]

how are you so funny im laughing so hard!!!!

[LifeisaGlitch]

I hate you and hope you get syphyllis

[GtheMVP]

Why is this nonsense featured?? lol

[WWENarutoLinkinP3DG]

oooooooooook ur a lil funny wit the facez ill give u dat,but u not as good as me asswipe

[busby2]

Because only terrible movies of people talking to a camera get on the front page.

[hotgeek1230]

i dont know who you are but your amazing!!!

nice video!

[LOVEPEACETHINKFEEL]

ermm kinda cool i like ya other ones more though

[sufsup]

REALLY SORRY PEOPLES!!THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!

If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours

[Askim1990]

do we have bad hair-day

[KBA123]

PLEASE VOTE at this link: grabembythesack,com/viewvote/d­etails.asp?VID=36&submit=View

[GiuseppeGazerro]

copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.//.*<3[♥]]

[roxydival]

En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO

[PrawdehFish]

those girls are pretty good lokking

[michah13]

your kind of annoying, and get a haircut!

[badgermarathon]

Its "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65

[baconfreak1907]

copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....