Patrice O'Neal - Tuna, Sharks, Bears, Salmon, Oh My

[trooperjoe73]

Give me a "T" ya'll. Give me an "OOH, NUH", cause we run shit!

[raspycellist]

He's talking about questing, and he's very right about it. Just like questing in a game.

[jfuya2000]

@raspycellist i'm sorry, please explain more. i'm not sure i understand. =)

[raspycellist]

@jfuya2000 Just like a game like Skyrim, or other dungeon diver like that. It's looking for something, adventuring. Going out and looking for a thing, or conquering something. Do you know what I mean?

[jfuya2000]

@raspycellist Ohh, I see! Thanks dude =) lol

[raspycellist]

@jfuya2000 No problem man. 

[TheEricrya]

iron titties. lol. i want that shit

[EcheChanga]

preachin boi preach Pratricimothy

[Anime4Life35]

It's the dating rital WHAT LMAO I'm so gonna miss this guy

[tofumar]

Meh. Pretty weak stuff. I think he surrounded himself with the wrong women.

[Andrewisfunky]

RIP Patrice oneal

[toe2toe]

This chick sounds mentally retarded. But then again so do most women. They have no idea what they want! She's talking about mating ritual this and unprofessional that. How about I bonk you on the head with my club and drag you by the hair back to my cave. How's that for a mating ritual? Isn't it funny how women will call a guy who is very masculine and very forward a creep, but will have sex with the same guy when they know that no one will find out about it. What do you have to hide for ladies?

[Nonsequitor415]

Patrice O'Neal is my hero! Every female needs to hear this!

[ogmike16]

Lets Just Say Sharks Fucks Tuna o.O lmaoooooo

[SooprSkwurl]

ahh...women live in "you shouldn't" because society/men let it trickle down that "we shouldn't"

[jefffawcett]

I love Patrice, but he's out of his mind here. Spoken just like a black male comic who has never worked in an office in his life.

[johnclavis]

@jefffawcett Agreed. Patrice totally misses the boat in the last bit -- yes, it's considered inappropriate for men to hit on female co-workers REPEATEDLY (it isn't really considered sexual harassment to ask a co-worker out once; you have to keep pushing after they say no 2-3 times), but it's *also* considered inappropriate for women to dress unprofessionally... and believe me, that shit is laid out in plain English, and it more or less tracks with common sense: no miniskirts, no tube tops, etc.

[bigaustino]

Pussy is important but it ain't special

[jahgol]

I work with mostly women. That salmon dipped in honey bit is absolutely true. They get away with inappropriate contact and conversation that I can't do with them.

[johnclavis]

@jahgol LOL So who *are* the women at your office "getting away with" touching and talking to, if not you? Some good-looking dude?

[openfist247]

@jahgol Yes. And not just at work.  Period. They get to do all kinds of borderline crap and you are expected to pretend that it is not happening.

[Parklifefication]

Gotta love Patrice- he's like a sage of wisdom, sorta.

[SuperBlueAnchor]

Made my day. All women are rat bastards

[chango316]

go shark, go sharkkkkk, go sharkkkkk. goofy ass dudes lol