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  • Is there anything chimps cannot do? They've been to space.... Won IQ tests against humans... And now they've proven to the world they are kick ass at karate... And who says humans are the more intelligent species? Lol.

  • do a barrel roll

  • Chuck norris now has worthy competition.

  • i-did-work-up-a-sweat

  • Was the chimp forced to do this.....?

  • Woow

  • damn this chimp would whoop anyones ass

  • awsome

  • No wonder mayweather can fight they have bin teaching him since he was born!!!!

  • Just waiting for the first dumbass to label this animal abuse.

  • look it's jon jones

  • give me a banana bitch

  • Well that was just badass. Oh wait that's chuck Norris' pet monkey

  • we don't think how apes are smart and close to us when doing cruel animal experiments

  • 0:14 wind up spin!

  • lololololololol awesome

  • very cool

  • Rock All the HOMINIDS in the world :)) COOL!

  • OMG!!!!!!!!!! 0_0

  • Love chimps!

  • rise of the planet of the apes karate teacher

  • wow anderson silva trains pretty hard didnt know he took karate

  • @aCaptainJackSparrow Another not so clever racist comment.

    Want a banana up ur butthole?

  • Rise of the Apes!!! Karate Apes that is!!!

  • SWEEET!!!! its a super monkey!

  • MULLET+CHIMP=AWESOME!!!!

  • Chimpanzees are not a lesser species, their iq and attention spans are far greater than that of a human. So teaching one karate doesn't seem like the best idea to me

  • Dat ape Kung Fu thing is awesome

  • O.O watch out brock lesnar.....

  • lol awsome!!!

  • Planet OF the apes... That shit would suck. Secondly, brian regan FTW.. Planet of the apes xD

  • Good Idea now lets just teach them to use guns, and will have a planet of the apes.

  • haven't you guys seen planet of the apes?

  • He is trainning UFC!

  • wahaawhawhwhawhahwaahhhwahhwaa­hwhhah

  • When did Mayweather take up karate?

  • dude thats hilarious!!!!

  • @408sk408 It is here, just Google "Kung Fu Panda 2" and you will see a karate panda

  • Chip should be in the jungle, not doing this for the monkeys

  • joe rogan back in the day

  • thats a badass monkey

  • LMFAO!!!!!!

  • DO NOT MESS WITH THAT MONKEY!!!

    It's gonna be a freakin' warlord someday!

  • What is this guy doing?!?! Chimps are already 7 times stronger than people, now you're teaching it martial arts?!?! They will take us over as the dominant species

  • @Weist96 Dude, ya kno' that's bullshit right?

  • ...and so the ape revolution against humanity begins

  • oh my god do not release that chimp back into the wild if it starts training the others we are all doomed.

  • @likeaticktack jus call chuck norris

  • kung fu tzu warriors fight like this chimpanzee : )

    i myself a dharmicwiccan, he is the defender of chimpanzees, fuck with his chimp and he will set all his chimps on you :D

  • Thank you very much for Sharing!!!!!

    What a way of meeting people and get to see their talent. At first was reluctant being on youtube, but getting to do this has brought me into the houses of some very special people. You are one of them. Life; isn't it wonderful!!! Keep up the good work. Have A Splendid Day!!!!

    A New Friend

    Erick

  • @erickdircks fag lol

  • i want a monkey like that!

  • chimp fu....

  • Chimp Lee

  • Its a midget in costume.

    haha...

  • this chimp is badass

  • sometimes i like to touch my penis while i'm watching this

  • Best 26 seconds of my life.

  • chuck norris can take many forms..

  • SPINNING KICK!!

  • i can genuinely say that this is the most amazing video in the history of the recorded image!!!

  • BAD ASS CHIMP!!!

  • this is the most entertaining video i hav ever seen!!!!

  • LOL. I want a chimp that I can battle with

  • in kim possible those monkey people

  • damn i want one.

  • this thing will easily rip out chuck norris eyes and rip off his face chimps dont fuck around and that ones small just wait until he gets big

  • like a cartoon ninja

  • the baddest ape on the planet^^

  • daaaaaaammmnnnnnn....

    thats a bad ass monkey yo

  • I think the more pressing issue here is that guy's hairstyle

  • 8 karate chimps were owned by this chimp

  • Have any of you seen Planet of the Apes? This is where their revolution begins! First, they`re gonna start of by winning martial arts tournaments, and then, before you know it, they`re going to tackle the world of politics, our goverment is inevitably going to be run by apes!!......oh no wait, thats already happened.

  • seriously people chimps are actually stronger than PEOPLE no friggin joke! if that chimp tells its chimp friends we are in alot of trouble.

  • where could one purchase such a chimp? home security anyone?

  • dude that badass

  • Sexy!! Wish I could kick butt like him!

  • Chimpanzee are strong already. Please don't teach them karate.

  • HOLY OMG!!!!

  • look at him go!!

  • @SSgtParmer haha. look at this fucking hilarious kid.

  • They need to get this bad boy in the UFC. Watch out Lesner.

  • @boxerguy1982 the money will be in the super featherweight division with all the little kids.

  • Its a new form of martial arts called Monki Fu, he roundhouses, snap kicks and when he is really angry poos in his hand and throws it at you..Dance Monkey Dance

  • Chuck norris you have exactly 26 seconds to run for ur life

  • thats a cool one...i loved it...both the chimp and the video

  • Thjis animal is a beast

  • CHIMP NORRIS!

  • no far hes gt 4 fist's

  • I would not want to run into that chimp in a dark alley!

  • if i ever get my ass whippd by a fukin chimp...somebody get me jackie chan quick!!

  • you sure wouldnt want to tussle with that monkey tumbs up if you agree

  • CHIMP NORRIS!

  • your all wrong...This is Chuck Norris's pet monkey....

  • chimp norris

  • big deal. a lot of chimps use kung fu against other chimps in the wild.

  • chuck norris beware

  • He's stronger than me

  • That is the best chimp I have ever seen.

  • I always laugh at this one, no matter how many times I see it

  • you can train monkeys to do anything:) lool

  • looool

  • i wish i saw this video sooner. I will start preparing for the day monkeys finally decide to take over the world

  • Thats's the monkey Chuck Norris evolved from.

  • Now I know what pokemon would be like in real life.....

  • That guy better be carefull or that chimp could rip his face off

  • hahahahah lol

  • that is awesome

  • This chimp should go to ufc

  • aye it can kick our ass. what about the other chimps asses?

  • amazing that the chimp knows how to hold back that much strength and still perform those moves. they are like 10 times stronger than humans

  • thats fuckin awesome lol

  • it will be funny when somebody really attacks the chimp and the chimp realizes that all that doesnt really work on people trying to fight u.

  • @kingsavas3 you say it like chimps wouldn't use plan b and rip your face off and break bones like its nothing

  • @eddylon1983 i guess ur right. but then again why teach all this bullshit? for nothing but it bein cool or something not cause it would really help the monkey out

  • @kingsavas3 as a hobbie, the chimp seems to enjoy it. not everyone uses karate n other martial arts to fight. its good for fitness too. dont think the first thing on this trainers mind was *if i train this chimp up i get a free bodyguard, box of banana's a night as pay* lol

  • Finnaly I found him...

    My son!

  • Now that's what I call "Monkey Gung Fu"! Maybe if Travis would have known some of this he would have caught the bullet with his teeth like Bruce Leroy!

  • Charlton Heston's worst nightmare!!

  • this is just plain awesomeness

  • do you guys think i can get my bird like that

  • nice!!

  • cool

  • he is the chuck norris of chimps!

  • @Kvideo360

    CHIMP NORRIS!!

  • @maurice1431 hahaha!!!xD

  • How can you not like this? Assholes always gotta give good vids thumbs down

  • that chimp has a black belt!? lol!

  • that chimp has a black belt??!

  • damn! he can kick some ass

  • I can just imagine someone trying to put a gun in a chimps hands and pointing it towards a battlefield

  • omfg that hilarous hahahaha

  • @bigsteve532 Wow... grow up much?

  • Just wait until that chimp returns to the wild, he will kick the alpha's ass!

  • How is it cruel? He loves it

  • AWESOME !!

  • @bigsteve532 WTF?

  • chimp + karate = how the apes took over the planet

    damn them all to hell!!!!

  • Would make Homer proud.

  • It's funny to think that a chimp is like 3 times stronger than the average adult male.

  • @munnymike thats only the arms, thats why they cant actually beat humans in a fight

  • This chimp is my hero.

  • Who ever +10 bigsteve532 is racist and a coward..

  • @xXRASHEEDXx hahaha i gave him his tenth thumbs up cause that was fucking funny

  • They should remake the new Karate Kid as "The Karate Chimp"

  • It doesn't matter what moves it knows, with it's strength it can kick our ass already.

  • Oh yeah. I would hate to piss off a chimpanzee.

  • @OTSTRETFORD damn, since i do jiu jitsu my friend said this looks like me. except that he could kick my ass. :D

  • @OTSTRETFORD and I bet if it ever attacked someone it would use its natural chimp moves. Like bitting you fingers off or squeezing your ball off the sack! Much more powerful than this karate shit.

  • @bigsteve532 I dont know how you got +3 but that joke was messed up..

  • No bigsteve532 is just being himself; half-witted chimp that could type here on youtube.

  • wow!

  • its soooooooooooooo coooooooool but soooooooooo cruel these animals should be doing what there born to do not to do tricks

  • Maybe he was born to do karate. Ever think of that?

  • yes but its meant to be in the wild not doing this

  • @zacthecarman Well said!

  • thanks :L

  • So your dog doesn't do that. 3 dogs I've had in my life, that's 3 out of 5 and I can't remember 1 so she may have, have done that trick.

  • Dogs also display signs of real intelligence, not just following commands. How about when a dog wants some of your food, so he pretends to be interested in something near the table to try and trick you? That's pretty far beyond the realm of a cat's capabilities.

  • This isn't a very good case to present. Closer to their instincts? Cats are much closer to their instincts than, say, humans. Are cats then more intelligent? No, they're just more cautious. In fact, I'd equate that to inferior intelligence, as they've no chance for growth, discovery or invention. Dogs actually do, they explore, for the same reason humans take things apart, because they are intelligent. Doing tricks doesn't show intelligence, so you missed my point.

  • The most intelligent mammal!

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  • That's one badass chimp.

  • Wow. He does that really well. But I can only imagine the mistreatment it receives in order for him to carry out those orders like that.  I hope I'm wrong.

  • waaao q bien lo hace, pero solo me imagino el maltrato que recibe para q acate las ordenes, ojalas dios quiera me equivoq

  • That chimp will kick and MMA guys ass.... trust that .... problem is it wouldn't fight by the rules.... it would start ripping peoples faces off... biting off fingers and breaking bones... people dont realize there feet are like hands and they can grab your arms with there feet and POUND you to death ... doesn't hurt there 5-10 times stronger than we are....

  • :OOOOOOOO

  • Amazing and hilarious.

  • the most pathetic man alive. if you grab hold of a chimpanzee, it's not going to stamp on your foot, it's going to rip your limbs straight off.

  • Creationism... Ja!

    Darwin was right.

  • stupid americans

  • So cute :3

  • That was cute!

  • crap that monkey is a black belt...

    wow it could kil me

  • that chimp can kick my ass easly