Fucking puppet makes me uneasy. Seriously, it evokes some sort of primal, subconscious fear. I feel like shutting off the laptop, closing the door and switching on all the lights.
Dear ashens. please, you gotta do more episodes with Noseybonk. It is a scary character and yow make him look worse so you GOTTA DO MORE OF THAT THING. It is pretty funny to see a soulless mask staring at your soul you just know that. I think i speak in the name of at least 1000 youtubers : PLEASE BRING HIM BACk
that wasnt the pentagram that was the rightside up pentagram wich represents god ruling over matter turning it upside down represents satan ruling over matter but some people do not believe either they believe that the five points represent the five elements water, earth, wind, fire, and spirit
i had a job in the 80s delivering stationary to the bbc at wood green. we were taking reams of paper up into the lift. when we got the the top and the doors opened there was tony hart and michael lemon (plays noseybonk) at the top. as they were letting us out my mate slipped on a loose sheet of A4 and fell right on top of michael lemons facemask. the nose part went all the way into his anus twice. lucky it just came back out again each time, but tony hart was crying with laughter.
Faithful to the original at least. Sadly/ thankfully CGI and the annoying Cheyrl Cole nee Tweedy wern't around in the early 80's which is the only giveaway that this is a remake. Also the BBC would blank out brand names like "Heat" rather poorly back then using masking tape etc because of copyright issues.
I never found Mr Noseybonk scary as a kid. Try watching him speeded up to the same tune as a few of the Noseybonk clips were done originally and you'll see he's not scary at all.
Mr Noseybonk was a character in a UK children's show called jigsaw back in the 70s. he was supposed to be comical but ended up rather frightening, these are just spoofing that.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe had a fucking cool feature on Jigsaw and Noseybonk as a serial killer... 'who'd stab you and stab you and stab you and stab you and stab you...' Creepy shit, funny as fuck.
Thanks to Noseybonk being on my children's TV when I was a boy I am now a fully fledged Satanist performing dark rituals and sacrificing virgins. My parents and teachers where terrified...but Noseybonk knew best! ;) :D
This character scared a generation! The original Noseybonk on Jigsaw was played by Adrian Hedley, he was the presenter that did the miming on the show (like Marcel Marceau).
You just wouldn't get a freak like noseybonk on any kids show nowadays,shame really!
MrNodzilla 2 months ago
I want that mask
Noodles37UK 3 months ago
I was expecting him to say "Do you wanna play a game?" for some odd reason.
lurch321 3 months ago
anyone else thought it meant jigsaw from saw the movie? :(
Adestructionproduct 4 months ago
Seriously, just stop it. Please.
Debagio 5 months ago
WE WANT MORE NOSEYBONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
daddyhughes11 6 months ago 16
LOLWUT
ThePrayingMantis08 6 months ago
He is extreemely disturbing
theHypercat 6 months ago
Gimp masked, dick nosed twat gave me fookin nightmares
marcsealey 7 months ago 2
Nomad is my name backwards :D
GHJunkieDude 7 months ago
Did I ever really leave you? -that must be some sort of anagram.
RalphInRalphWorld 8 months ago
dude the nose looks like a freaking penis....
23nagasaki 8 months ago
an excellent puzzle
uwright22 10 months ago
Fucking puppet makes me uneasy. Seriously, it evokes some sort of primal, subconscious fear. I feel like shutting off the laptop, closing the door and switching on all the lights.
ArtypNk 10 months ago 3
Looks like an evil squidward
DuncPlusCourt4ever 11 months ago
Dear ashens. please, you gotta do more episodes with Noseybonk. It is a scary character and yow make him look worse so you GOTTA DO MORE OF THAT THING. It is pretty funny to see a soulless mask staring at your soul you just know that. I think i speak in the name of at least 1000 youtubers : PLEASE BRING HIM BACk
BOSSSNIK11 11 months ago
on the topic of jigsaw, i think noseybonk should be in saw
MrRustyFist 11 months ago
0.44 He Stares Into Your Soul =[
samano42 11 months ago
who is this a kids show ! bullshit
teddiesluvyou 1 year ago
@teddiesluvyou noseybonk is from a kids show but this is parodying it!
LonesomePine369 1 year ago
Jigsaw accidentally captures Noseybonk. Noseybonk humorously circumvents Jigsaw's trap. Noseybonk eats Jigsaw's soul.
...is what I wanted to see.
Terrakinetic 1 year ago
Even Satan is afraid of Noseybonk becuase Noseybonk killed and raped Satan's father.
JabBabbity 1 year ago
I'll bet that head's saying; "To win the game, you must kill me, John Romero."
Nimbi64 1 year ago 2
Now all we need is Noseybonk reviewing Pop stations and my life will be complete.
poopskinTheLiar 1 year ago
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Please tell me you don't read heat, ashens :/
firetamer102 1 year ago
how did the demon head not get scared?
jonasneto 1 year ago
i di\ont get the cake is a lie. someone explain plz
fgjeffy 1 year ago
@fgjeffy From the game "Portal" - it's a running joke throughout ;)
Omigawd0Pie 1 year ago
I find this amusing, yet quite disturbing. Also, I think I'll be traumatized for life with this. Thumbs up to Dingoo!
Kpl33t 1 year ago
Is it just me,or does noseybonk look like jigsaw from the saw movies?
ianr231995 1 year ago
i loled so hard when devil apered!
MegaFilip00 1 year ago
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PLEASE GIVE US MORE.
HeathenPapistFilth 1 year ago
There needs to be a noseybonk serial killer.
carl7ritchie 1 year ago
where can u get the noseybonk theme? i want it bad!
starwarsgeek2010 1 year ago
that wasnt the pentagram that was the rightside up pentagram wich represents god ruling over matter turning it upside down represents satan ruling over matter but some people do not believe either they believe that the five points represent the five elements water, earth, wind, fire, and spirit
mrx5001 1 year ago
you shoulda played the track from the first alien trilogy level.
Beholdthecoma 1 year ago
I need to take my pills.
latuman 1 year ago
umm creepy? was this supposed to be creepy or whaat?
friends4eversjk 1 year ago
FUCK IT MAN! You HAD to include the "S From Hell," didn't you?!
ManganeseStudio 1 year ago 2
@ManganeseStudio N From Hell?
TriggerheartExcelica 1 year ago
oh shit!!! repent repent
halfhalowarfare 1 year ago
Noseybonk lives under the stairs at #109a - next door to the cemetary!
TRUMPER007 1 year ago
OMG ITS THE FAMOUS COACH
supern00b25 1 year ago
omg wtf is that the freekin nose freeks me out dammit
tobiunmasked1 1 year ago
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i had a job in the 80s delivering stationary to the bbc at wood green. we were taking reams of paper up into the lift. when we got the the top and the doors opened there was tony hart and michael lemon (plays noseybonk) at the top. as they were letting us out my mate slipped on a loose sheet of A4 and fell right on top of michael lemons facemask. the nose part went all the way into his anus twice. lucky it just came back out again each time, but tony hart was crying with laughter.
ianupton 2 years ago
Hey its the couch from your other vids
paxtofettel 2 years ago 3
You are correct! Spain is not a verb!
Satanism and grammar for the win????
astrastella12 2 years ago
i spained a pie
kzl4znboii 2 years ago
oh noseybonk, your misadventures slay me so!
thewateralchemist990 2 years ago 51
this is actually terrifying
Revanchist8525 2 years ago 2
Satanist Noseybonk is win!
MrBarryMusic 2 years ago
That mask rules where can i get one or must i make it ?!?
Carrdude101 2 years ago
that thing was a little scary
Onixcommand 2 years ago 2
where can i get that mask?!
ingni123456 2 years ago 2
I think you act better than the original Noseybonk.
MayHalEmmerson 2 years ago
lol nomad petrol to demon portal heh.
what a weird looking demon at that too!
fartingandsharting 2 years ago
im not gonna be sleeping for a while
samwij1 2 years ago
hes noise is a penis 8==========>
CartoonGuide 2 years ago 2
It's Stacey Solomon from the Xfactor
thepaperlantern 2 years ago
creepy bastard
morry27 2 years ago
Where can I get a Noseybonk mask? I know what I'm gonna do to scare the kids next Halloween. ;)
TequilaKitty86 2 years ago 2
holy crap
Jigsaw765 2 years ago
paint his face red, and he would be "Nosey Tengu" XD
nekomarulupin 2 years ago 3
Faithful to the original at least. Sadly/ thankfully CGI and the annoying Cheyrl Cole nee Tweedy wern't around in the early 80's which is the only giveaway that this is a remake. Also the BBC would blank out brand names like "Heat" rather poorly back then using masking tape etc because of copyright issues.
I never found Mr Noseybonk scary as a kid. Try watching him speeded up to the same tune as a few of the Noseybonk clips were done originally and you'll see he's not scary at all.
Benzade1 2 years ago
srsly wtf?
Lufz33 2 years ago
Dildo-nose FTW!!!!
asianpride1226 2 years ago
i want to play a game.
Dinobot2468 2 years ago 3
scary as shit!!!!!
nax247 2 years ago
OMFG i remember this guy!
stuprestonexperience 2 years ago
Yes. I didn't even see this as a kid and I want you to make more.
Werebat 2 years ago 2
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it's kinda scary
ElViceCity1993 2 years ago
Is that Chris Fehn before he went to Slipknot?
nocturnGER 2 years ago 3
cmon man, its been 1 year since the last episode...
qmto 2 years ago
Envoy of Satin, Vassal of Be-elzebub
whikless 2 years ago
wow thats freaky man!!!
GunDude345 2 years ago
Not kiddin' haha!!
PM1970 2 years ago
yep
GunDude345 2 years ago
oh my lord, i would so shit my pants if i saw that thing in my house! y is he making a demon portal!!! this cant really be a kids programme!
lucylugirl123 2 years ago
It is... Saw it when I was a kid :O
dylanandchandler 2 years ago
I knew it...Noseybonk is the Devil's secondhand man....exept he has a penis nose and mop hair.
tomservo3 2 years ago 3
DOOM!
NextNate03 2 years ago
not creepy at all........
bannanaization 2 years ago
slipknot
123adrianramirez 2 years ago
are you making any more? need more noseybonk
mrspivvy 2 years ago 57
I agree, we need some more Noseybonk episodes. Badly.
Colddirector 2 years ago 2
lol pentogram + satan. :D
Antipwnsurmum 2 years ago
I want a Mask ._.
XxJvanKunxX 2 years ago
nice mask :3
I wish i had sum mask like those
<3 mask lol
XSouthXNightX 2 years ago
...?
MsTeleological 2 years ago 2
Noseybonk always had some kind of David Lynch-esque aura of horror.
increiblo 2 years ago
he' s back nooooooooooooo
haloguy145 2 years ago
OMG WAT THE HELL ARE YOU
guruguy96 2 years ago
omg njhightmares
kombUl 2 years ago
This is rather good! I hope there's more...
GmodPlusWoW 2 years ago
This guy will haunt your dreams!
No I'm just kiddin'.
...
SwBJ8 2 years ago 2
lol
theman7431 2 years ago
omfg make more!
JimmyMcCaw 2 years ago
Kids entertainment..seriously?
MyLurch 2 years ago
not gonna lie that was frightning.
(but i loved it)
officercivilian 2 years ago
I thought this would be a SAW spoof.
AquariaSpirit 2 years ago 3
Considering Noseybonk is from the 70s..
shinakudot 2 years ago
Ah yes a pentagram, nice...
Wretches23 2 years ago
indeed
Shoomoo111 2 years ago
what is noseybonk about
1337marstanewbpwner 2 years ago
Mr Noseybonk was a character in a UK children's show called jigsaw back in the 70s. he was supposed to be comical but ended up rather frightening, these are just spoofing that.
Jourell1 2 years ago 5
kk thanks
1337marstanewbpwner 2 years ago
It's more like his unholy resurrection.
GmodPlusWoW 2 years ago
One creepy ass mofo from an 80's kids show, although in that, he only LOOKED scary, Ashens parodys it by making him geniunely evil
Colddirector 2 years ago
can i have your mask
08158899 2 years ago
Ashen's is Noseybonk, you can see he's sitting on that manky brown sofa thats in his tat reviews...
pete667 2 years ago 3
thank you sherlock
nullspanner 2 years ago 5
It was elementary, my dear Watson...
pete667 2 years ago 6
wtf
Runescapeguides110 2 years ago
lololololol
flyingtardis 2 years ago 2
WHAT!? SPAIN ISN'T A VERB!? lol
hte624 2 years ago
dont think that hard.... you'll get a head ache
BuddyChrist90 2 years ago
well i don't think i'll be sleeping for a week..
joshhll 2 years ago
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If this is genuine, how come at the start he puts the nomad petrol on top of Heat magazine which has Cheryl Cole on the front? Hmmm, Hmmmm?
Niffynoonah 2 years ago
its a joke u numpty
lolz soz m8
jack037907 2 years ago
lol i was so young when nosey bonk was origionally on tv. no wonder i grew up confused
banneradders 2 years ago
copy of heat on the desk ay Ashens :P
gardenchild4life 2 years ago
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he has a girlfriend ?
BakurasPokeDex 2 years ago
1:07 nightmare inducing for certain...
tvard667 2 years ago
It takes on a whole new form when you keep clicking the time link.
LeffJindblom 2 years ago 2
O.o
UkViper1 2 years ago 2
indeed
ipodxdude 2 years ago
Any chance of more Noseybonk?
Kaze001 2 years ago 4
Just because I'd Spain your mother.
fiercedeity9 2 years ago
ookk..i dont get it
azariahsimon 3 years ago
whats there to get he spells words and worships the devil
dudeindrag93 2 years ago
oh !! ok ...lol (:~)
azariahsimon 2 years ago
"Hello, Noseybonk...I want to play a game."
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title >.>
NimbusHydragyrum 3 years ago
my hero !!!!!!!!!
boiliebaits156 3 years ago
SOS SEND Help TO DR.A IMMEDIATLEY
wombatmike 3 years ago
This guy used to scare the crap outta me,its been 25 years it time to face my fears!!
kjo78 3 years ago
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YOU NEED A LIFE IMMEDIATLEY
greekweek 3 years ago
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe had a fucking cool feature on Jigsaw and Noseybonk as a serial killer... 'who'd stab you and stab you and stab you and stab you and stab you...' Creepy shit, funny as fuck.
Sledge101 3 years ago 2
oh yeah that was a beast
dudeindrag93 2 years ago
SCARY
kingwellytop 3 years ago
dude what are you on!!!!!!
you are scaring innocent small nosed people
kingwellytop 3 years ago
If i'm gonna be any serial killer, I'm gonna be Mr Noseybonk!
samuriaproductions 3 years ago
I bet Ashens has some wild sexual encounters.
Mrgyn 3 years ago
WIERD...
girindahouse 3 years ago
0_0 uh...what the fuck did I just watch?
xarealpersonx 3 years ago 7
IIIIIEEE DAYBID YOU DONT LOVE YOUR NANNY! i dont like you i dont like im i nonly like my mofo martin!
jairm88 3 years ago
your mask scares me lol
joseph2137 3 years ago
Did Chris Fehn from Slipknot take his happy pills or something? lmao.
pwnage666 3 years ago
what.. the ... fuck.
wymetehoriginal 3 years ago
Thanks to Noseybonk being on my children's TV when I was a boy I am now a fully fledged Satanist performing dark rituals and sacrificing virgins. My parents and teachers where terrified...but Noseybonk knew best! ;) :D
Booderforce 3 years ago 9
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LOL LOL LOL
BakurasPokeDex 3 years ago
This character scared a generation! The original Noseybonk on Jigsaw was played by Adrian Hedley, he was the presenter that did the miming on the show (like Marcel Marceau).
cylon6 3 years ago 4
i get the feeling that inside that hideously hilarious mask you can't help but smile as big as noseybonk
it might be good for cheering someone up... or crushing their hopes =D
IICakeDanceII 3 years ago 2
spain is a noun
knjunior 3 years ago 5
spain is not a verb!
FeatureFilmsInc 3 years ago 4
nice video
zebzoron 3 years ago
nods and thumbs up!!!
SubzeroFusion 3 years ago 3
Yet Noseybonk still had a good time!
Nintendostar123 3 years ago
LMAO WTF =P
franc1e 3 years ago
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pentograms with the star up means god
dangerousdanmgrew 3 years ago
all hail pentagrams
javierjjs 3 years ago
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HAIL SATAN!!!
SofaKingWeTodEd666 3 years ago
wtf
are u goth?
sjoerdsuper 3 years ago
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no, i just love me some satan!
SofaKingWeTodEd666 3 years ago
that's BEYOND sickening...
CommanderCooper 3 years ago 3
what the hell are you talking about?
"Sickening"???
SofaKingWeTodEd666 3 years ago
u don't get it, do you?
CommanderCooper 3 years ago
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Me & my girl we love each other.
borgduck 3 years ago
that's nice, but who are you? I wasn't even talking to you...
CommanderCooper 3 years ago
My girl & me.
borgduck 3 years ago
ya, I got that. but what is your point!?
CommanderCooper 3 years ago
Don't say that on this video! NOW NOSEYBONK KNOWS YOUR LOVED ONE! RUN!
mrpoo990 3 years ago
Why the thumbs down man, WHY THE THUMBS DOWN!? Satanists ;D
Tokiopopski 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!
SofaKingWeTodEd666 3 years ago
Just because someone likes a pentagram you automatically think "goth"? Wow... Stereotypes are ridiculous nowadays.
StrangeTwilight 3 years ago 14
I enjoy rap, so I'm probably gonna grow up and be a gangster.
Stereotyping is SO no flawed.
Jesterclown17 2 years ago
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no you'll just be a wigger(White nIGGER)
unless you are already a nigger, then yes you'll commit crimes
Duirward 2 years ago
are you doing any more? I'm getting withdrawl symptoms
mrspivvy 3 years ago
It's like something out of one of my cheese-induced dreams.
Including the weird music.
DeimosComaBlack 3 years ago
ashens reads heat lol
rotate1991 3 years ago
lol!!! this is great
mrspivvy 3 years ago
OMG THAT THING IS SCARY
fearofthemind 3 years ago
lol ashens. where'd you even get a pentagram?
gunkydood 3 years ago
Haha, you posted this on my birthday :)
MamaSomari 3 years ago