H0RNY LESBIAN! - Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY - Episode 14

[preet7782]

hay this is sush a fuken preson . wach valintinsday i fell like slaping her in the face

[keyshonda231]

i like to hear that lizzy bitch say bitch

[sumbrz]

lol

[orangelez]

love ittt!

[angerock49]

Giggles for life !

[puppydemon1]

Hahaha i'm straight (maybe hehe, bicurious?) but still find this freaking hilarious XD Homophobes are stupid.

[BeaverOTN]

Bitch...

[YourChillPill13]

Best opening song of them all, i think!!

[LadyQGinny]

Hahahaha OMG loved the end. Poor Lizzy. What a real bitch she met XD

[TayTaynumbah2]

can someone explain to me why guys love lesbians but hate gay guys?

[ilikestuff414]

@TayTaynumbah2 Because think about it, if a guy sees two femme lesbians making out, or all over each other, they'll get turned on ya know. Probably get a boner too. If they see gay guys they will probably get kinda disgusted and/or make fun of them because, most straight guys see gay men as being less masculine. Hope this helped.

[RocknCorruptrepublic]

@ilikestuff414 lol but that's like a sexual thing, " if a guy sees two femme lesbians making out, or all over each other, they'll get turned on ya know" -- you know how straight women can often have close gay male friends? ...or maybe I'm the only guy who would end up friends with a lesbian because of compatibility and not cuz I wanna watch her make out with girls... :P

[ilikestuff414]

@RocknCorruptrepublic Very true point. I understand and I agree. One of my best friends is a straight male, he said the same thing the other day. I was really just trying to say that, in my opinion, gay males receive a lot more criticism than lesbians do. Lesbians still do no doubt, but that's how I see it and I'm a lesbian.

[rebeccahoneyboo1]

Hahahaha....if the pussy's hungry, feed it! Love it!

[Lagg3r778]

Someone, PLEASE make this into a youtube poop!!

[nrthngrrl]

Funny as, I am addicted big time, can't get enough.....cheers from Sydney

[1571Fletch]

LOL how true this can be

[Thejaynedapain]

Your videos are Hilarious!!

Out & Proud!!

[Sobe2007]

That's happened to me but I didn't get her from a bar, I got her from school -.-

[TheGaCountryBoy2010]

omg i love ur videos

[Robotslovecake1]

Lmao love the ending haha!

[grinnaturemusic90]

Hahahaha

[puregenius711]

I got arrested for running around screaming wearing a jacket and a belt but no pants.

[mHalUpfEto18]

yUck !!!! eWwW !!!



[Crashgek]

Bitch...

[jonasisnumba1]

im strait as an arrow but i freaking love lizzy she's awesome :D

[liameran]

hahahahahaha "bitch" lol this is sooooo funny!

[Greystar589]

Rofl this is funny and I'm a straight girl saying that :)

[wakaflock663]

lol bitch

[KuraiNeko66]

.. i love you !

[mccarver15]

awe i'd never give you a fake number ^.^ mwah!

[smexytbone]

HAHA love thisssss. ♥

[kittyprydekissme]

Doesn't everyone like to giggle in bed? Good God! Maybe I'm not really a hetero after all!

[sIILymims]

I love thois sooo much!! Funny!

[KuramaKohaku]

I love this show. I like your Batwoman video. xD

[kupkakekelly]

this is so funny... XD

[critter2]

wow... watching a couple video like this funny and scary at same time but the sad part this can easily be true in life

[PartyPrincess4561]

LMFAOO

"infactt letss call herr now"

(dials)

"imsorry the person's number doesnt exsit plz check thaa number"

BiTCHH!

:L

[mys08kesh]

I giggle after sex lol

[aqcm]

LOL bitch.. LOL

[anchewafu]

wooo ! crazy one ! two thumbs up :D

[spinowt]

oh that made my day thanx lol

[starrynight003]

*I got my muff munched last night hehe!* Come on Lizzy, shouldn't that have been *I got my muff munched last night she-she!*??? ;^]

[giolk28]

ahahahah it makes me laugh!

[SXyV420]

hhahaha

h0ww cuteee

l0l

[SkeletonMr]

Oh god, Loling like a hearty god.

[newnikky09]

Good for you!

[lesbianiam777]

Bitch... LOL

[Syrfsup67]

YOU ROCK MY FRIEND..LMAO

[PixieFeckBizzle]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE her "hehe's" and "helooo"

lmao

I LOVE YOU LIZZY.

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Hahahahahahhahahahahh

[claudiavee]

Love it,so trying to watch all your videos Lizzy,u ROCK!

[naomicerkez]

haahaha, omg your an absolute legend <3

[lizzypalmquist]

it's true! It's all giggling!

[freddyah]

If the pussy's hungry, feed it

My motto too :)

[mad7o7]

lulz

[woshy0]

BITCH! :b

[Sunshinebabes67]

XD lets call her now... *dials* im soz the number does not exsist plz check the number ..... BITCH XD

[jaywel13]

Lol Poor Lizzy :(

[kaskal724]

yea tht was funny

[sakura2390]

LMFAO bitch hahahahahaha

[sherifbatman]

COOL

[PAOLASMILEY10]

THAT LAST PART WAS REALY FUNNY

[l0v3456838]

lol if the pussy is hungry eat it lol

[ILOVEYOUALL14]

Haha. It said feed it, but yeah. :D

[thedogstail789]

Butch :D

[PAOLASMILEY10]

LOL LOL

[illspirit1965]

im lizzy the leeeezzzzyyy

[Peepatch]

LMFAOOOO i love this !!! watching all episodes its hilarious!

[fyahchicko6]

lol

[az90az90az90az]

lol

[loryrs1225]

,........bitch

lmao

[BBoyPuffNubbins]

hehe, wow, another great video, your stand up is absolutely hilarious

5/5

[lxslne]

LOL i love this show! i'm a straight girl, but it's still funny!

[lizzythelezzy]

haha spaghetti is straight until it gets wet too ;)

glad you're having fun! thanks :)

[lilmizlol1236]

@lizzythelezzy hahahha

[KairiandSora2728]

@lizzythelezzy

Oh, how dirty. ;P

[nifrued]

@lizzythelezzy eww..............

[AmberHannahbff]

@lizzythelezzy LOL!!! SO TRUE!!!! i never put it that way b4!

xD

[Clawdragoons]

@lizzythelezzy That is seriously like the best thing I've heard in ages. Quite hilarious.

For the record, I'm not gay myself though. I'm straight... Also a zoophile. But that's besides the point.

[wakaflock663]

@lxslne ikr im a strait dude and diz still funni

[saistudioproduction]

@lxslne haha! wanna join the society? XD kidding!

[DeadEndJustice13]

haha lol XD

[jackthayer]

i'm a gay man and even i think this is funny

[anre2004]

Why should not you think it's funny? it's funny...it's not means to insult someone.

[jackthayer]

true but there are some gay men who think lesbian comedy is boting or some times weird

[erichawktube]

HAHA....this is really funny !!! u losers....(why so uptight lossborne cock?)

[NessaStar]

hahahaha this is so fucking true. hehehe

[SecludedSpaces]

Dickhead. Literally.

[poosungee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!!! ..... if the pussy's hungry.. feed it!! AH LOVE IT!

[palmagina]

"i got my muff munched last night, hehe"

HAHAHA

[Imabigasshole]

Fucking bitch

[Cianomce]

LOL

BITCH

[Stacyxninjapowa]

Bitch.

[lialomax]

jajajajajajaja

she gave a fake number, what a classic

jajajaja

BITCH

[girlloverxoxo432]

"Because that's what lesbians do in bed... for those who wanted to know, we giggle " lol I love you Lizzy, you're too funny! :D

[jfrojas5]

lol if the pussy it´s hungry feeds it

[shinAeMin]

this happens to me all the time ;|

[Peanut9Donut]

her moto is the same as my boyfriends..

[bethils]

thats probably what ur boyfriend got it of :)

[Peanut9Donut]

exactly o.o

[bethils]

Lmao :)

[OMFGItsLizzi]

omfg my name is Lizzi and this makes me feel weird lol xD

[djxthexmonferno]

I LOVE that line so much! Just a casual "Bitch." xD

[sadgirl4hlxp]

hahah

[drdonkeyjumpandshout]

Shalom!

since she has a phone in this vid, how about calling her Nokia S. fouru, aka no kids for you, cause she is a lissy! :)

[33Anime33]

PWNED XD

[electrolady2]

hahahhahaa :d i love it.

[watdafck01]

LMAO

[denWere]

this is actually the funniest one. rofl

[julipopuli]

:) and I get my muff munched 2nite *hehe*

[CrazyCaliforniaGirl]

-beep beep beep- Please check the number and call again- 'Bitch...' XD

[mohopgold]

"and then we just laid next to each other and giggled. cuz that's what lesbians do in bed-giggle. in case you were wondering"

[HaloTodayFilms]

owned, that chick OWNED you! lol ownage.

[louisassweets]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[suphomeskillitbiskit]

haha lmao!

[tonuhot]

'bitch'....lol

[MizzBrunette87]

LOL that was funny and sweet LOOOOOOL

[WillowFreak]

"If the pussy is hungry - feed it!" *hehe* :) LOL

[jeningjeanne]

these are awsome!! soo funny!! thanks soo much xo

[EmOgUrL2896]

LOL!!! =]

[marieruiz]

hahahahahah "BITCH" HAHAHAHA LOL

love you lizzy

[x06shelbyx06]

<3

Amazing. Keeps getting better lmao.

[lizzythelezzy]

haha i see you're working your way through nicely ;)

thanks shelby

[blackros3random]

and got into the groove xD

[rugbyhoes]

ohh shit that was funny i cant breathe lol

[akanathia]

tht was real cute!!

[DivaDemona74]

thank you Lizzy for putting these out...It's nice to have a funny put out there for all. Also for you prop 8 vid......kisses

[ir0kdude]

You promoted this shit? How much was the budget and CPC? I'm gonna put $0.01 Buget and $0.01 CPC when my mom gets a credit card.

Good luck muff munching!

-ir0kdude

[lizzythelezzy]

no i didnt promote anything actually, israeli youtube did it all on its own - thanks for the heads-up anyway - i see at least 3 of them are promoted today!

dont call my stuff shit, and dont you ever go to school? i see your Hailey the Hippy and Eric the Emo is doing very well, well done!

[ir0kdude]

I didn't mean it like that, I was jealous, and how did you get Israeli Youtube to promote your video? I really want my cartoon promoted.

[lizzythelezzy]

i honestly don't know, it seems to be random. i guess it will happen to you eventually - meantime i've put your latest episode on my page, hope it helps!

[ir0kdude]

OMG that you so much! If you wern't a lezzy I'd give you a kiss!

[lizzythelezzy]

if you weren't 11 i might let you!

[ir0kdude]

Oh yeah I forgot you're like twenty years old... haha

[Exworocyt]

DX lol

[jnaruto123]

fugigile? thats what everyone calls my class mate xD

[johngianni1]

theree was a teach she was a les i think

i called her

miss lesi the lesbian n lol lesbain lese

[Salimsaaty]

WTH hehehehe

[dexigner01]

hahahah 'bitch' lol

[amr561]

hahaha "if the pussy's hungry, feed it"

[imadomein08]

DIs Shyt FunnY

[silentfaith17]

looooool

[newsradiohead]

Wow Lizzie McGuire's cartoon alter-ego has really changed.

[totallynothere]

LMFAO

[ShortyFem314]

lol we giggle

[Lachineition]

BITCH!

that is hilarious! XD

[vedek287]

First Gaydar now this....We giggle in bed.... now the secret is out!

[interpolluter29]

Heh! Lizzy, you've just been a victim of touch and go out of nowhere!

[Calipsosara]

Bitch!LOL!!! ahhaa ahahaha..Lizzy can i give you my number?Mine really exists! But..shhhht!My girlfriend should not ever find out ok??? *wink*

[Solude]

LMFAO OMFG LOL XD

[3ezga2]

is this from a movie

[oceans1006]

I have a crush on Lizzie! :)

[lizzyrules21]

lol lizzy u keep your pimp hand strong for all those lezzos out there.

xx muff muncher

[Monae291]

BITCH...lol

But hey her motto is rite....IF DA PUSSY IS HUNGRY FEED IT!!

[lesbianian]

omg x]] bitch.. lol

[8394147]

If the pussy is hungry, feed it.

[MzSkribble]

LMAO!!!!

[AB5309]

the number you have called doesnt exist.lol

[AntidoteAstacia]

Lol, priceless.

[IGetLonelyInACroudd]

LMAO Awesome

[yeremya]

lizzy the lezzy you are a genius!!!!!!!!

I really appreciate the thing that U're done here.

You have a unique idea like the Southpark creators.

Keep going on, I'm proud of you as a lesbian...

[namelsess93]

Southpark..is actually pretty stupid.

I can't fucking get it....so..

Lizzy rulles..

[tgerlady]

LMAO!!!!

[l0v3456838]

lol haha thats funny. but thaTs wrong abt the phone number

[jaggirl23]

ha!

"bitch."

[azgbluver]

lol, that's messed up when the phone number thing.

[rumba315]

hhahahah

"bitch"

[ShatteredRoses217]

Hahahaha "because thats what we do in bed, we giggle"

That made me laugh

[CaptainFF]

LMFAO