you know why Americans can't appreciate Football. Because for them, its all about the 'entertainment'. They don't have the patience to be real fans and appreciate the game at its pace.
So they either turn to a sport where they get many many 'goals' in one game, which makes none of the goals really that special anymore.
Or a sport spiced up by padded jocks running into each other, and resting after every few minutes.
in england football is exciting and celtic vs rangers the rest is boring but i dont know jimmy faggot talking about american football they never score they just get in a circle take a hundred commercial breaks
you know what? One day, when you see messi get passing five defenders and score, when you see roberto carlos striking a free kick that curls in an unbelievable way, if you see xavi giving out beautiful assists, when you see ibra making magic with his feet, you will understand what's so fantastic about football. Jimmy asshole kennel try one day to go to camp nou and watch barca vs real madrid and you will know what means SHOCKING. SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICANS DONT INSULT FOOTBALL EVER!!
@Boston1114 yeah they should own at a sport where the ball is in play 12 minutes as opposed to 90 minutes. Furthermore, they will able to get 5 min breaks. Good one dickhead, american football is the weakest football code ever.
Oh wow, that was hilarious. I see American comedy making new grounds on the laughter scale.
Btw, what is so wrong with deciding a game with penalties. It's a knockout competition and someone HAS to win. In USA, they don't have draws, so if a game is a draw at the end of regular time they go to next-point-wins. What the hell is the difference?! A sporting season that doesn't accept draws? No wonder American sports are laughed at around the world.
@zzzaaa09900"NFL Football" lol...yea i knw i just new if i put football world cup some guy would go like..there is a football world cup...so yea haha..n yes they shud call it hand egg haha
"u rule dude...thisd guy is an illeterate asshole who thinks the whole world revolves around his likes and believes.. "
And they say I'm stupid. I always forgot that "this" ended with a "D." I was nothing but courteous but now it's turned into a 2-on-1 Gong show. I'll leave this so you to can commiserate like children.
"And they say I'm stupid. I always forgot that "this" ended with a "D." I was nothing but courteous but now it's turned into a 2-on-1 Gong show. I'll leave this so you to can commiserate like children."
@TheTruth006 My punctuation is weak? This coming from a person who doesn't fully comprehend the use of commas, and who doesn't understand the use of capital letters when required.
Like I said before, and I'll reiterate it just for you, STUPIDER is a word. Go look it up, if you can read coherently that is.
"You better stop before you yourself look even more of a simpleton."
Should be:
You better stop before you, yourself, look even more of a simpleton.
For someone harping on grammar and commas so much, you should have been able to spot that one. Damn, this is increasingly harder to listen to this crap, cause that was a big fail. I thought going back to old quotes was "American?" I guess the Emperor has no clothes now.
For someone harping on grammar and commas so much, you should have been able to spot that one. Damn, this is increasingly harder to listen to this crap, cause that was a big fail. I thought going back to old quotes was "American?" I guess the Emperor has no clothes now."
Wrong use of the word cause, Chubby Cheeks. It should be because.
So you deny the existence of real words, like stupider, but make up words like Ti-raid. Some jokes just write themselves. Tee Hee.
"Stupider" was never a real word. You can be more stupid than someone but can't be "stupider." It was never a word. Look it up, that is a fact. The fact that you use it proves my point that you are retarded. I dare you to find that among the English dictionaries.
Your use of "stupider" is a abuse of an adjective conjugation. Adjectives of two syllables and all longer adjectives form the comparative and superlative by adding "more" and "most." The sad fact you didn't know the rules, again, when you harp on it is a testament to your stupidity (which coincidentally is the right conjugation.)
@TheTruth006 Nope. You are wrong. STUPIDER is a word. Did you check your dictionary which you used to reference with earlier? It'll tell you the same thing, you fat kebab.
Wrong, the conjugation is wrong and not accepted in written language. More correct (and correct is another one of those words that don't take -er and -est) to use more stupid and most stupid as the comparative and superlative.
But, your a guy who likes to have all his word affairs misconducted. How about being an "alerter" or an "glancer." Under your conjugations they would make no sense. You are just plain stupid.
But, your a guy who likes to have all his word affairs misconducted. How about being an "alerter" or an "glancer." Under your conjugations they would make no sense. You are just plain stupid.
It's not "your", it's "you're". Damn, this is easy.
I never denied Oxford is in England, you fool.
Me: Boss
You: 2nd.
How does it feel after I've destroyed you? Time and time again.
"It's not "your", it's "you're". Damn, this is easy.
I never denied Oxford is in England, you fool."
Under "you are" conjugations it would make sense? That is a bad mistake, fool. Only an idiot would make a mistake like that. My sentence was correct, and now you're just desperate. You are too easily offended.
"I never denied Oxford is in England, you fool."
Yes, you did! And you also missed that realized is spelled(regular tense) the way it is.
I really shouldn't feed the troll but this is needed. Just type .com
"Oxford is in England in case you didn't know.
Stop spreading lies. "
Yeah, I know, I'm the one who told you. You know I'm starting to notice mimicry with you. I'm also concerned that you are actually losing sleep with this. Do you actually have so little to live for that this is your only interaction during prison free time, pussy lips? How depressing.
"Yes, you told me Oxford is in England. Can you tell me where Nice is located?"
Why should I even play this game? Has it become clear to you that I don't care anymore, yet? It's abundantly evidential that you have a small-man complex and you offend easily, so you win. Also, If I don't respond the first time, what makes you think the other two are gonna work? You're just playing your own masturbatory game. Enjoy the dead space!
I love CATZZZZZJFDJDKDJ. U IZ STUPID LITTTLE MAN. JA! JA! JA!
This argument has become such a circumlocutory conversation. It's become a "I know you are but what am I?" pissing match with priceless quotes as these
"I may be stupid, but you are the stupidest."
"Nope. You are wrong. STUPIDER is a word."
You know, I think you care about being a winner a little too much since it's a subjective argument, but don't think I haven't noticed you've started to address an imaginary audience. Don't worry it's just us two, pussy lips. Goodbye, and good luck.
I have the both the Oxford and Merriam-Webster dictionary and this does not appear in my book. You are using a American colloquialism. Your clothes are gone again.
Are you a fucking child? Okay, we have to do this again. You know there's a rule about the internet that if someone corrects you, 90% of the time they have something wrong themselves. Welcome to that 90%.
@TheTruth006 they reject these NFL license because the people dont watch american football !! Not only the world cup is popular. Champions League and Europa League get some of the highest view rates and these are competitions with club teams.. I'm trying to tell you that just because it's boring for YOU and most americans doesn't make it a borinhg sport...
Most of the world watches soccer but it's not the whole world other than the U.S., Japan's favorite sport is Baseball. India is wild about Cricket. China loves Basketball and Table Tennis so you can't say that Americans are ignorant to soccer. The marketing to soccer is just very good. But it also doesn't mean it's a very exciting sport either. It just means people watch it.
@TheTruth006 oh dear God..youre just coming of as a moron now ....WHY WOULD PEOPLE WATCH IT IF THEY DONT LIKE IT!!!????? JUST GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND REALISE THAT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS...FOR MANY MANY PEOPLE SOCCER (ACTUALLY FOOTBALL) IS THE MOST EXCITING SPORT..WE LOVE IT AND ITS PART OF OUR LIVES AND ALWYS WILL BE...just because you dont like it doesnt mean SHIT ...
@chichoos07 Don't worry about this uneducated prick.
This arrogant piece of crap is a bit of a "know-it-all".
But, I've been putting him back into his place. He thinks the world revolves around his fat ass (mind you, his ass is that big that it has it's own gravitational pull).
We all know Football is the world's most popular sport. ;)
"But it also doesn't mean it's a very exciting sport either. It just means people watch it."
Yes, you have it one! Masses of people from all around the globe like to gather and watch a very dull sport.
Japan's favourite sport may well be baseball, but 'soccer' is evidently popular there. China also has a very strong football fan base, with a reported 100 million + weekly viewers for the Premier League. NFL can only dream of such numbers!
China viewed the Huston Rockets game, with Yao vs Yi, at 200 million that ran on 19 television stations, and that's not including the American viewership.
It ranks celebrities on the planet based on wealth and status. Athletes like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James are in the top 30. David Beckham is at the 36th spot but he isn't even a good player. Some Mexican called Christian Ronald is at the late 40s.
It ranks celebrities on the planet based on wealth and status. Athletes like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James are in the top 30. David Beckham is at the 36th spot but he isn't even a good player. Some Mexican called Christian Ronald is at the late 40s.
And another funny thing, Christian Ronald got mistaken for being The Situation when he was in New York. In NYC! Google it. Here's something you should know: if you are good at your profession but you aren't known in NYC then you're a nobody. NYC makes the world turn. It's home to 50+ billionaires, it's home to Broadway, to the stock market, to 100+ Fortune 500 companies. It's a world alpha city and Christian Ronald was simply ignored.
@tehasian1 lol if we were a american puppet state, we wouldn't be getting universal health care till 2010. Also, we would of gotten rid of banking and we would have tent cities with 10,000 residents in each one. yay
@nabilion if you werent an american puppet state, then there wouldnt be an American military base in Australia, which there is, you wouldnt have joined the war you probably didnt want to got, which you did, and there wouldnt be American companies profiting in Australia, which also there is - but keep thinking you arent living under Americana.
@tehasian1 there australian companies profiting in america as well? I'll give you that we did go to war with you but if you knew anything the party in power now here won the election based on the promise they would make our foreign policy completely independent. Furthermore, why let the people in the puppet state live in houses whilst the over-power's people are living in tents. Makes great sense doesn't it?
I read just one of your many comments because as soon as I did I realised what a stupid cunt you are. Football has the love of the world, even you fat yanks. NFL? Pfft, nobody even cares about that shit! Deal with it, you ignorant fag.
Finally, here's why the USA doesn't give a shit about this 3rd world entertainment. It's simply because we're too rich and too powerful to give a fuck. When the richest league in the world is the NFL and it's only popular in the USA, then you know that America is pretty damn fucking rich. When a world renowned soccer actress is a virtual unknown in a world alpha city, then he's a nobody. You're playing with the big kids, so I suggest that you stop pulling shit out of your ass & stfu
@InsaneMembrane123 I never said american football is for pussies its obviously not. And you're right about alot of asshole soccer players that dive and fake. But you can't just say about that stuff because you obviously haven't seen a lot of games or you just dont appreciate it and play. I'm not accusing YOU of anything but its unfair to say that its boring because the truth is its the most famous sport around the world.
" I'm not accusing YOU of anything but its unfair to say that its boring because the truth is its the most famous sport around the world. "
So the most famous sport in the world can't be boring? People follow the world cup vigorously because the teams represent the countries. The following tappers off. I watch a lot and it's really boring. NFL gives licenses to other countries for free and they usually reject them. I have no idea, maybe it's the cultural barrier. Most sports are dull on TV.
love it wen US comics make fun of the world cup more than a billion people watch this tournament around the world some countries come to a stand still just to watch their nation play on the world stage here we have a comic on national tv making fun of this tournment as if we watch better stuff i have a few words to descibe kimmel but wont mention them
Quote: "no mate, your a fat american who thinks the world is american.
so nationality fail. thw world cup is the most watched tournament in the world. inlike the american "world" series. "
Bad Capitalization, bad spelling, atrocious punctuation. By the way, you CAPITALIZE names like "american". Also, it's not "inlike", you inbred alien. Earth is full. Go home.
Did your mother take a shit in your frontal lobe? Yeah, we get it, you've managed to quantify your stale jokes into a running argument.
"Who are you to decide what is and what isn't the top authority on the English language?"
I'll take this as a statement that you don't even believe your argument anymore. Oxford and Merriam-Webster are esteemed linguists in the field of English. You are not and your quantification of "because they speak it in England" is a Straw man considering the dialects.
Boy, this an equally ignorant thing to say considering Oxford is located in England. So if their dictionary concurs that the spelling of "realized" is in fact just that it takes the hot air out of your argument, pussy lips.
You idiots use the irregular (Spelt, Learnt) conjugation for words only but Americans use the former and regular conjugations (Spelled, Learned). The problem is your retarded mangling of English, also the sad fact that you didn't know they could be "spelled" both ways, and the fact that you don't know what a country is. It's not your gibberish, it's English.
What, did you just throw up in your mouth? No, my comma placement is fine, I didn't let my sentence have a dangling participle.
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"The problem is your retarded mangling of English, also the sad fact that you didn't know they could be "spelled" both ways, and the fact that you don't know what a country is."
If you take out the divider sentence you have.
Quote:
"The problem is your retarded mangling of English and the fact that you don't know what a country is."
"You idiots use the irregular (Spelt, Learnt) conjugation for words only"," but Americans use the former and regular conjugations (Spelled, Learned)."
The quotation marks show where the comma should've went.
Now you're just desperate. The sentence was comparing something. No comma needed. "But" separates the former part of the sentence from the latter.
I.E. "I need to go home but I forgot my phone."
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"You idiots use the irregular (Spelt, Learnt) conjugation for words only"," but Americans use the former and regular conjugations (Spelled, Learned)"
This isn't a correct statement and you use the 'one quotations' while inside a quote. I am not listing things in a series but I am comparing.
No, but your need to reply and your status as spam proves my point. What you made is a dangling participle. Maybe you should stop lecturing other people and realize how unbelievably retarded you are. Unfortunately, You started at the bottom, and it's been downhill ever since.
Go check the rules regarding commas whilst using the word "but".
You are clearly below average intelligence, but what makes it worst is that you are an arrogant prick who doesn't understand the simple rules of grammar.
"Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
*Yawn. I really bore of your arcane insults, even when the proof is in the pudding. Please, assert your impotent rage once more, because I have become disinterested in your ignorance to your own statements. This has turned into a Gong show, I can probably expect a response but don't expect an answer. I have more pressing matters to attend to.
Also, before I see another ti-raid, Europe is a continent. There are seven, there always have been, I hope you can understand. It really is tough getting through to lobotomy patients.
"It really is difficult to conversate witht those with Down's Syndrome"
*Sigh. Again a case where it could be written both ways just like "realize" and the Oxford case. Apparently, the English agree. Your insults are boring and your authority on English is that of LSD takers. Again, You better close your mouth, there's a turd peeking out.
You would have to be an idiot to continue the circumscribed argument. Unfortunately, your somnambulist prose has bored me to tears and with that you can have the last word. You seem so intent on passing bad insults for humor, so go ahead see if it matters that you have one last word cause, by god, I really do not care.
God is always spelt God if you are referring to God.
Please, you need to stay away from a computer "because" you're letting your nation down. Arrogance is your strong point, but intelligence is one of your weaker ones.
I've become one of the Grammar Police ever since you became one of the Spelling Police. Everyone makes typing errors, but your case of Asperger's Syndrome prevents you from realising that and gives you a chance of a cheap shot.
"Arrogance is your strong point, but intelligence is one of your weaker ones."
No, you're a big pussy and you offend easily, you also have pedestrian humor, but to you "stupider" is a word and you miss punctuation. 90% is a good place for you.
"you're letting your nation down."
You want to talk about arrogance? Find a nice stall to fuck yourself.
"gives you a chance of a cheap shot. "
Way to just crumble, Jackass. How far do you have to have your head up your ass to become that enlightened?
It's a prefix. "Ti" being the prefix to "raid." Maybe, you should actually learn the rules instead of flaunting the words that you know the rules. In British English, it would be used to not have a reader pronounce it wrong I.E. "coat-tails" or "front-line."
Don't worry he's retarded and his lack of depth perception affects his typing. The idiot doesn't realize in the real world he is a paradox on inhuman stupidity.
Europe isn't a country, you retard. I know it defies your logic but it's a continent, fucker. Look, You need to do the world a favor and stay away from your computer.
This coming from the idiot with double punctuation and bad spacing.
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"fuck you you black slave.. Football is for the world.. you must be happy all you jigaboos dominate basketball andbaseball and american pansy rugby "
Boy, for someone who makes dumb mistakes in punctuation you sure talk a lot. But I always keep in mind that God made mountains, god made trees, and god made you but we all make mistakes.
Lol i agree im american and its really annoying when stupid people from america make fun of the most played sport in the world and claim "its boring" etc..
kimmel is always funny, but now he's playing the american guy who doesn't accept a sport without commercial interruptions every 5 minutes who strangely coincides with a sport all the world loves and in which americans SUCK! that's SAD!! basketball is funny ok, but their "football" and baseball?really??seriously??
that's why kimmel's joke about world cup sucks, because they can't admite the truth even to themselves..
FOOTBALL (NO SOCCER) IS THE SPORT MORE PLAYED EN EL MUNDO played BUT YOUR FOOTBALL IS NO UNDERSTANDING FOR PLAYING AMERICAN YOU LOOK SPAIN PLAY and you will know WHAT IT IS FOOTBALL ¡¡¡ FROM SPAIN ¡¡¡
I think people are getting a little over-excited about this--Jimmy Kimmel always makes light of things that people consider to be a big deal. There is no need to get so upset--you can take a 20 second clip from any sport and make the game look ridiculous. I (and many other Americans) enjoy the World Cup and was disappointed when the States got knocked out. If Kimmel and others don't want to like the game--no big deal.
All those discussions are so stupid and getting on my nerves! Who cares if the US doesn't like football? And why is it necessary to bash other sports? I wouldn't ever diss American football, because I don't know anything about it. How should I know if it's intresting and you need a lot of skills for it or not?
I just don't get why the opinion of the USA is so important to many people. Who cares?
Btw the Japan Uruguay game was reaaally boring! The worst game of this Cup so far.
jimmy kimmel has improved with this video that USA people are really stupid nation... hey americans, what is the capital city of USA? i'll give you a chocolate if you guess, not know HAHAHAHAH
fucking asshole..why do you think football (not SOCCER) is the most popular sport in the world ...if you knew anything about the sport you would know that its not only about scoring..besides its anyone's right to not like the sport. but its not okay to make fun of it ...this guy is a disrespectful fucking asshole
soccer is one of the most boring sports of all time, people say american football is for pussies yet you constantly have european teams faking injuries. oddly enough, one of the only teams that doesn't do this is america :P
Origin of word soccer: 1889, socca, later socker (1891), soccer (1895), originally university slang (with jocular formation -er (3)), from a shortened form of Assoc., abbreviation of Association in Football Association (as opposed to Rugby football); cf. rugger, but they hardly could have taken the first three letters of Assoc. (otherwise it would've been called Ass). So soccer did originate from FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION.
@snappycruise haha that's too funny can you believe they play American football with helmets and pads. Sounds to me like they are scared of the real sport rugby lol in rugby people don't wear all that junk
Jimmykimmel and the rest of America should stick to basketball football and baseball cuz wen it comes to football(soccer) they are no good and you end up with jackasses like Jimmy that have nothing to do but to make stupid immature jokes all day.
The commenters are angry because Kimmel is exactly right - to resolve a game, especially at the World Cup level with penalty kicks makes the game a joke.
é mais um otario no mundo....ele gosta e de ver briga entao va ver vale-tudo, o minotauros e o Wanderlei Silva no "futebol" americano seriam reis.....jogo pra babaca como esse ver....baskete ate que pode ser considerado esporte, quem no mundo nao vibrava com Jordan e agora com Brian......SPFC.....é nois que manda nesse mundo....arriba uruguay força Don Diego Lugano...
why is everyone so serious!! shit!
hes a night show host!
just joke!
mv78754 1 year ago
0:13 haha
StoryMcFlurry 1 year ago
jimmy kimmels job is to make fun of things, not to talk about all the technical details of the game. does no one here understand that? ITS A JOKE!
ashleyrasshy78 1 year ago
@ashleyrasshy78 For how much time will you find it still funny? People are just tired of the same ignorant jokes....
franklouuu 1 year ago
@franklouuu ok then they shouldnt watch it if they dont like him
ashleyrasshy78 1 year ago
@ashleyrasshy78 Well they don't know that it is a "joke" before watching/reading it so....
franklouuu 1 year ago
@franklouuu haha i thought americans were the stupid ones. watever people can ay what they want to, i was just trying to clarify
ashleyrasshy78 1 year ago
fucken crackers thinks they can make of soccer haha
just stick to football faggets alrite.XD
MrJohnni92 1 year ago
you know why Americans can't appreciate Football. Because for them, its all about the 'entertainment'. They don't have the patience to be real fans and appreciate the game at its pace.
So they either turn to a sport where they get many many 'goals' in one game, which makes none of the goals really that special anymore.
Or a sport spiced up by padded jocks running into each other, and resting after every few minutes.
Entertainment in sports need not be so man-made.
MrsBobbydeniro 1 year ago
in england football is exciting and celtic vs rangers the rest is boring but i dont know jimmy faggot talking about american football they never score they just get in a circle take a hundred commercial breaks
RapRemixChannel2010 1 year ago
@RapRemixChannel2010 dude english soccer is boring; go watch la liga; thats showtime football
Kemiztri 1 year ago
you know what? One day, when you see messi get passing five defenders and score, when you see roberto carlos striking a free kick that curls in an unbelievable way, if you see xavi giving out beautiful assists, when you see ibra making magic with his feet, you will understand what's so fantastic about football. Jimmy asshole kennel try one day to go to camp nou and watch barca vs real madrid and you will know what means SHOCKING. SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICANS DONT INSULT FOOTBALL EVER!!
Manutd846 1 year ago 4
watching Barcelona is a lot more fun. Watching Japan vs. Paraguay is like a Basketball game between two 5 year olds
Gabbo695 1 year ago
haahhaha video of his prom
fucking classic
aidzz69 1 year ago
How can a Baseball fan says that football is boring?????...
And what the fuck is soccer???? I will explain : Foot = foot Ball = Ball. In American football you hold the ball with the hand.
redfox6891 1 year ago 2
How can a Baseball fan says that football is boring?????...
redfox6891 1 year ago 2
stop arguing about if US footbal is better or worse than gay ass soccer! hockey is the best!
MikeTupperTheKiller 1 year ago
I would love to see some of these soccer fanboys play football or "hand egg" or whatever shit they think is funny, for a day. rofl
Boston1114 1 year ago
@Boston1114 yeah they should own at a sport where the ball is in play 12 minutes as opposed to 90 minutes. Furthermore, they will able to get 5 min breaks. Good one dickhead, american football is the weakest football code ever.
nabilion 1 year ago
Oh wow, that was hilarious. I see American comedy making new grounds on the laughter scale.
Btw, what is so wrong with deciding a game with penalties. It's a knockout competition and someone HAS to win. In USA, they don't have draws, so if a game is a draw at the end of regular time they go to next-point-wins. What the hell is the difference?! A sporting season that doesn't accept draws? No wonder American sports are laughed at around the world.
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"In China, there's virtually no football at the community level," Simons said.
Google that phrase and you'll get the source.
Google this too: "Forbes Top 50 Richest Sports Teams"
You'll find that 31 of the 32 NFL teams are in the top 50. There's only about 3 soccer teams, the rest are baseball and basketball.
tehasian1 1 year ago
i cant wait for the NFL football world cup...oh wait they dnt have one..dam hahahaha
manuelsantos12 1 year ago
@manuelsantos12 NFL Football?
they don't use a foot or a ball.
They should call it Hand Egg.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
@zzzaaa09900"NFL Football" lol...yea i knw i just new if i put football world cup some guy would go like..there is a football world cup...so yea haha..n yes they shud call it hand egg haha
manuelsantos12 1 year ago
I like cats.
mikey98223 1 year ago
I am the boss of this page.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Talk about arrogance, you have no clothes and now you're just cutting into your skin.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 I may be stupid, but you are the stupidest.
Ask Merriam-Webster Online, they'll tell you the same thing.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Self-Actualization is the first step. Good job, now we can go on to the alphabet. A, B, C, D......
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@zzzaaa09900 u rule dude...thisd guy is an illeterate asshole who thinks the whole world revolves around his likes and believes..
chichoos07 1 year ago
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"u rule dude...thisd guy is an illeterate asshole who thinks the whole world revolves around his likes and believes.. "
And they say I'm stupid. I always forgot that "this" ended with a "D." I was nothing but courteous but now it's turned into a 2-on-1 Gong show. I'll leave this so you to can commiserate like children.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
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@TheTruth006
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"And they say I'm stupid. I always forgot that "this" ended with a "D." I was nothing but courteous but now it's turned into a 2-on-1 Gong show. I'll leave this so you to can commiserate like children."
"you to can commiserate.."
Us to? You sure you don't mean "you two"?
Numbers are not your strong point are they?
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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@TheTruth006 My punctuation is weak? This coming from a person who doesn't fully comprehend the use of commas, and who doesn't understand the use of capital letters when required.
Like I said before, and I'll reiterate it just for you, STUPIDER is a word. Go look it up, if you can read coherently that is.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Hand Egg will never be as popular as football.
The world agrees.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
You better stop before you yourself look even more of a simpleton.
Overall: FAIL
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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"You better stop before you yourself look even more of a simpleton."
Should be:
You better stop before you, yourself, look even more of a simpleton.
For someone harping on grammar and commas so much, you should have been able to spot that one. Damn, this is increasingly harder to listen to this crap, cause that was a big fail. I thought going back to old quotes was "American?" I guess the Emperor has no clothes now.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
Quote: "
For someone harping on grammar and commas so much, you should have been able to spot that one. Damn, this is increasingly harder to listen to this crap, cause that was a big fail. I thought going back to old quotes was "American?" I guess the Emperor has no clothes now."
Wrong use of the word cause, Chubby Cheeks. It should be because.
So you deny the existence of real words, like stupider, but make up words like Ti-raid. Some jokes just write themselves. Tee Hee.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
"Stupider" was never a real word. You can be more stupid than someone but can't be "stupider." It was never a word. Look it up, that is a fact. The fact that you use it proves my point that you are retarded. I dare you to find that among the English dictionaries.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
"Stupider" and "stupidest" are adjectives of the word stupid.
You should go check it up in your Merriam-Webster dictionary.
It'll tell you the same thing.
My "God" you make this so easy. Your mangling of the English language is just moronic.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Your use of "stupider" is a abuse of an adjective conjugation. Adjectives of two syllables and all longer adjectives form the comparative and superlative by adding "more" and "most." The sad fact you didn't know the rules, again, when you harp on it is a testament to your stupidity (which coincidentally is the right conjugation.)
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 Nope. You are wrong. STUPIDER is a word. Did you check your dictionary which you used to reference with earlier? It'll tell you the same thing, you fat kebab.
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Wrong, the conjugation is wrong and not accepted in written language. More correct (and correct is another one of those words that don't take -er and -est) to use more stupid and most stupid as the comparative and superlative.
But, your a guy who likes to have all his word affairs misconducted. How about being an "alerter" or an "glancer." Under your conjugations they would make no sense. You are just plain stupid.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
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@TheTruth006
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But, your a guy who likes to have all his word affairs misconducted. How about being an "alerter" or an "glancer." Under your conjugations they would make no sense. You are just plain stupid.
It's not "your", it's "you're". Damn, this is easy.
I never denied Oxford is in England, you fool.
Me: Boss
You: 2nd.
How does it feel after I've destroyed you? Time and time again.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
"It's not "your", it's "you're". Damn, this is easy.
I never denied Oxford is in England, you fool."
Under "you are" conjugations it would make sense? That is a bad mistake, fool. Only an idiot would make a mistake like that. My sentence was correct, and now you're just desperate. You are too easily offended.
"I never denied Oxford is in England, you fool."
Yes, you did! And you also missed that realized is spelled(regular tense) the way it is.
"Me: Boss
You: 2nd."
It's a fool's errand.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 Oh my God.
This vermin just doesn't know when he is beat.
"Realise" is "spelt" correctly.
Oxford is in England in case you didn't know.
Stop spreading lies.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
oxforddictionaries/view/entry/m_en_us1283291#m_en_us1283291
I really shouldn't feed the troll but this is needed. Just type .com
"Oxford is in England in case you didn't know.
Stop spreading lies. "
Yeah, I know, I'm the one who told you. You know I'm starting to notice mimicry with you. I'm also concerned that you are actually losing sleep with this. Do you actually have so little to live for that this is your only interaction during prison free time, pussy lips? How depressing.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
I look forward to your cringe-worthy comments all the time.
Yes, you told me Oxford is in England. Can you tell me where Nice is located?
My geography is atrocious, I can't possibly know where cities are.
You silly muppet, why do start your "ti-raids" against me?
"Iz is becoz yoo like to maik up wurdz az yoo go along?"
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
"Yes, you told me Oxford is in England. Can you tell me where Nice is located?"
Why should I even play this game? Has it become clear to you that I don't care anymore, yet? It's abundantly evidential that you have a small-man complex and you offend easily, so you win. Also, If I don't respond the first time, what makes you think the other two are gonna work? You're just playing your own masturbatory game. Enjoy the dead space!
I love CATZZZZZJFDJDKDJ. U IZ STUPID LITTTLE MAN. JA! JA! JA!
TheTruth006 1 year ago
This argument has become such a circumlocutory conversation. It's become a "I know you are but what am I?" pissing match with priceless quotes as these
"I may be stupid, but you are the stupidest."
"Nope. You are wrong. STUPIDER is a word."
You know, I think you care about being a winner a little too much since it's a subjective argument, but don't think I haven't noticed you've started to address an imaginary audience. Don't worry it's just us two, pussy lips. Goodbye, and good luck.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
I have the both the Oxford and Merriam-Webster dictionary and this does not appear in my book. You are using a American colloquialism. Your clothes are gone again.
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"Overall: FAIL"
Are you a fucking child? Okay, we have to do this again. You know there's a rule about the internet that if someone corrects you, 90% of the time they have something wrong themselves. Welcome to that 90%.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
American Football should be renamed "Hand Egg".
It's played with the hands and with an egg, ;)
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zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 they reject these NFL license because the people dont watch american football !! Not only the world cup is popular. Champions League and Europa League get some of the highest view rates and these are competitions with club teams.. I'm trying to tell you that just because it's boring for YOU and most americans doesn't make it a borinhg sport...
chichoos07 1 year ago
Most of the world watches soccer but it's not the whole world other than the U.S., Japan's favorite sport is Baseball. India is wild about Cricket. China loves Basketball and Table Tennis so you can't say that Americans are ignorant to soccer. The marketing to soccer is just very good. But it also doesn't mean it's a very exciting sport either. It just means people watch it.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 oh dear God..youre just coming of as a moron now ....WHY WOULD PEOPLE WATCH IT IF THEY DONT LIKE IT!!!????? JUST GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND REALISE THAT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS...FOR MANY MANY PEOPLE SOCCER (ACTUALLY FOOTBALL) IS THE MOST EXCITING SPORT..WE LOVE IT AND ITS PART OF OUR LIVES AND ALWYS WILL BE...just because you dont like it doesnt mean SHIT ...
chichoos07 1 year ago
@chichoos07 Don't worry about this uneducated prick.
This arrogant piece of crap is a bit of a "know-it-all".
But, I've been putting him back into his place. He thinks the world revolves around his fat ass (mind you, his ass is that big that it has it's own gravitational pull).
We all know Football is the world's most popular sport. ;)
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Since when, pussy lips? I have stopped you every time and yet you still think you're in good graces? Count with me please.
1. You don't know what Arpanet is.
2. You believe Oxford is not in England and your spelling of "realize" discounted.
3. You've missed commas and punctuation numerous times.
5. You are unaware of the rules of English, yet you paint yourself as a scholar. (Irregular and Regular clause)
6. You've parlayed bad jokes into a running series on arguments
When did you do this?
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
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"1. You don't know what Arpanet is.
2. You believe Oxford is not in England and your spelling of "realize" discounted.
3. You've missed commas and punctuation numerous times.
5. You are unaware of the rules of English, yet you paint yourself as a scholar. (Irregular and Regular clause)
6. You've parlayed bad jokes into a running series on arguments"
1, 2, 3, 5, 6? Don't you like the number 4?
It seems numbers are also not one your strong points.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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"I look forward to your cringe-worthy comments all the time."
It seems you lead a very boring life.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
I am the boss of this page, haven't you realised that yet?
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As I said, you must lead a very boring life.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
I may lead a boring life, but at least my counting is up to scratch.
I don't want to start a TI-RAID against you.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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You really must have nothing to do, is there anything else?
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
"But it also doesn't mean it's a very exciting sport either. It just means people watch it."
Yes, you have it one! Masses of people from all around the globe like to gather and watch a very dull sport.
Japan's favourite sport may well be baseball, but 'soccer' is evidently popular there. China also has a very strong football fan base, with a reported 100 million + weekly viewers for the Premier League. NFL can only dream of such numbers!
scottyj141 1 year ago 7
China viewed the Huston Rockets game, with Yao vs Yi, at 200 million that ran on 19 television stations, and that's not including the American viewership.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@scottyj141
"In China, there's virtually no football at the community level," Simons said.
Yep, sure has a lot of fanbase there. China is a basketball stronghold. Deal with it. I laugh at these ignorant Yurpans. What faggots.
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@scottyj141
Here's another one: "Forbes Celebrity 100"
It ranks celebrities on the planet based on wealth and status. Athletes like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James are in the top 30. David Beckham is at the 36th spot but he isn't even a good player. Some Mexican called Christian Ronald is at the late 40s.
tehasian1 1 year ago
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@scottyj141
Here's another one: "Forbes Celebrity 100"
It ranks celebrities on the planet based on wealth and status. Athletes like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James are in the top 30. David Beckham is at the 36th spot but he isn't even a good player. Some Mexican called Christian Ronald is at the late 40s.
tehasian1 1 year ago
@scottyj141
And another funny thing, Christian Ronald got mistaken for being The Situation when he was in New York. In NYC! Google it. Here's something you should know: if you are good at your profession but you aren't known in NYC then you're a nobody. NYC makes the world turn. It's home to 50+ billionaires, it's home to Broadway, to the stock market, to 100+ Fortune 500 companies. It's a world alpha city and Christian Ronald was simply ignored.
tehasian1 1 year ago
@tehasian1 LOL but its a shit hole hahahaha. Also London, is a another world alpha city yet Rolando sold pretty much sold out wembley you=fail.
nabilion 1 year ago
@nabilion yeah, okay kid. shithole. good for you.
tehasian1 1 year ago
@tehasian1 yep it is so stfu
nabilion 1 year ago
@nabilion have fun living in an American puppet state.
tehasian1 1 year ago
@tehasian1 lol if we were a american puppet state, we wouldn't be getting universal health care till 2010. Also, we would of gotten rid of banking and we would have tent cities with 10,000 residents in each one. yay
nabilion 1 year ago
@nabilion if you werent an american puppet state, then there wouldnt be an American military base in Australia, which there is, you wouldnt have joined the war you probably didnt want to got, which you did, and there wouldnt be American companies profiting in Australia, which also there is - but keep thinking you arent living under Americana.
tehasian1 1 year ago
@tehasian1 there australian companies profiting in america as well? I'll give you that we did go to war with you but if you knew anything the party in power now here won the election based on the promise they would make our foreign policy completely independent. Furthermore, why let the people in the puppet state live in houses whilst the over-power's people are living in tents. Makes great sense doesn't it?
nabilion 1 year ago
@tehasian1
I read just one of your many comments because as soon as I did I realised what a stupid cunt you are. Football has the love of the world, even you fat yanks. NFL? Pfft, nobody even cares about that shit! Deal with it, you ignorant fag.
scottyj141 1 year ago
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Finally, here's why the USA doesn't give a shit about this 3rd world entertainment. It's simply because we're too rich and too powerful to give a fuck. When the richest league in the world is the NFL and it's only popular in the USA, then you know that America is pretty damn fucking rich. When a world renowned soccer actress is a virtual unknown in a world alpha city, then he's a nobody. You're playing with the big kids, so I suggest that you stop pulling shit out of your ass & stfu
tehasian1 1 year ago
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@scottyj141
"In China, there's virtually no football at the community level," Simons said.
Google that phrase and you'll get the source.
Google this too: "Forbes Top 50 Richest Sports Teams"
You'll find that 31 of the 32 NFL teams are in the top 50. There's only about 3 soccer teams, the rest are baseball and basketball.
tehasian1 1 year ago
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@scottyj141
"In China, there's virtually no football at the community level," Simons said.
Google that phrase and you'll get the source.
Google this too: "Forbes Top Richest Sports Teams"
You'll find that 31 of the 32 NFL teams are in the top 50. There's only about 3 soccer teams, the rest are baseball and basketball.
tehasian1 1 year ago
@InsaneMembrane123 I never said american football is for pussies its obviously not. And you're right about alot of asshole soccer players that dive and fake. But you can't just say about that stuff because you obviously haven't seen a lot of games or you just dont appreciate it and play. I'm not accusing YOU of anything but its unfair to say that its boring because the truth is its the most famous sport around the world.
chichoos07 1 year ago
" I'm not accusing YOU of anything but its unfair to say that its boring because the truth is its the most famous sport around the world. "
So the most famous sport in the world can't be boring? People follow the world cup vigorously because the teams represent the countries. The following tappers off. I watch a lot and it's really boring. NFL gives licenses to other countries for free and they usually reject them. I have no idea, maybe it's the cultural barrier. Most sports are dull on TV.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
love it wen US comics make fun of the world cup more than a billion people watch this tournament around the world some countries come to a stand still just to watch their nation play on the world stage here we have a comic on national tv making fun of this tournment as if we watch better stuff i have a few words to descibe kimmel but wont mention them
SuperTotoz 1 year ago
Listen, fat boy. When you spell God, especially in reference, it's always with a capital "G".
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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Quote: "no mate, your a fat american who thinks the world is american.
so nationality fail. thw world cup is the most watched tournament in the world. inlike the american "world" series. "
Bad Capitalization, bad spelling, atrocious punctuation. By the way, you CAPITALIZE names like "american". Also, it's not "inlike", you inbred alien. Earth is full. Go home.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 So you're going back to my original comments? How American.
Also the correct spelling is "realise" and not "realize".
You make me laugh at how incredibly stupid you are Pork Chops.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Merriam-Webster Dictionary:Realize: re·al·ize: 1 a : to bring into concrete existence : accomplish b : to cause to seem real : make appear real
Oxford Dictionary: realize (re·al·ize) :become fully aware of (something) as a fact; understand clearly: As in, I just "realized" you're an idiot.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
Come on, what other dumb things do you have to say? This is now becoming fun again.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 When are you going to REALISE that English is SPELT in the way it is spelt in England.
I look forward to your hilarious posts all the time, it makes me feel much more brainier than I am.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Yeah, okay, one-trick pony. When are you going to "Realize" that Oxford and
Merriam-Webster Dictionaries are the top authority on English. You are endearingly retarded.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 Listen, Pork Chops. Who are you to decide what is and what isn't the top authority on the English language?
I'm sure English originated in England.
The clue is in the name.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Did your mother take a shit in your frontal lobe? Yeah, we get it, you've managed to quantify your stale jokes into a running argument.
"Who are you to decide what is and what isn't the top authority on the English language?"
I'll take this as a statement that you don't even believe your argument anymore. Oxford and Merriam-Webster are esteemed linguists in the field of English. You are not and your quantification of "because they speak it in England" is a Straw man considering the dialects.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
"I'm sure English originated in England."
Boy, this an equally ignorant thing to say considering Oxford is located in England. So if their dictionary concurs that the spelling of "realized" is in fact just that it takes the hot air out of your argument, pussy lips.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
You idiots use the irregular (Spelt, Learnt) conjugation for words only but Americans use the former and regular conjugations (Spelled, Learned). The problem is your retarded mangling of English, also the sad fact that you didn't know they could be "spelled" both ways, and the fact that you don't know what a country is. It's not your gibberish, it's English.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 Why is it so difficult for you to use commas in the correct places?
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
What, did you just throw up in your mouth? No, my comma placement is fine, I didn't let my sentence have a dangling participle.
Quote:
"The problem is your retarded mangling of English, also the sad fact that you didn't know they could be "spelled" both ways, and the fact that you don't know what a country is."
If you take out the divider sentence you have.
Quote:
"The problem is your retarded mangling of English and the fact that you don't know what a country is."
Proper sentence both ways.
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@TheTruth006
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"You idiots use the irregular (Spelt, Learnt) conjugation for words only"," but Americans use the former and regular conjugations (Spelled, Learned)."
The quotation marks show where the comma should've went.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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Now you're just desperate. The sentence was comparing something. No comma needed. "But" separates the former part of the sentence from the latter.
I.E. "I need to go home but I forgot my phone."
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"You idiots use the irregular (Spelt, Learnt) conjugation for words only"," but Americans use the former and regular conjugations (Spelled, Learned)"
This isn't a correct statement and you use the 'one quotations' while inside a quote. I am not listing things in a series but I am comparing.
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@TheTruth006
Quote:
I.E. "I need to go home but I forgot my phone."
I don't even have to point out what is wrong with sentence here.
Are you an idiot?
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
No, but your need to reply and your status as spam proves my point. What you made is a dangling participle. Maybe you should stop lecturing other people and realize how unbelievably retarded you are. Unfortunately, You started at the bottom, and it's been downhill ever since.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
Go check the rules regarding commas whilst using the word "but".
You are clearly below average intelligence, but what makes it worst is that you are an arrogant prick who doesn't understand the simple rules of grammar.
Fat twat.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Yeah, what else is new? This coming from a guy who thinks Europe is a country.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
I can't believe how incredibly naive you are.
That was sarcasm.
Why do you even bother?
Do you like being made to look like an idiot?
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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"Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
*Yawn. I really bore of your arcane insults, even when the proof is in the pudding. Please, assert your impotent rage once more, because I have become disinterested in your ignorance to your own statements. This has turned into a Gong show, I can probably expect a response but don't expect an answer. I have more pressing matters to attend to.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
Also, before I see another ti-raid, Europe is a continent. There are seven, there always have been, I hope you can understand. It really is tough getting through to lobotomy patients.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 It's tirade.
And like I said earlier, that was SARCASM on your countrymen.
It really is difficult to conversate witht those with Down's Syndrome.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
"It really is difficult to conversate witht those with Down's Syndrome"
*Sigh. Again a case where it could be written both ways just like "realize" and the Oxford case. Apparently, the English agree. Your insults are boring and your authority on English is that of LSD takers. Again, You better close your mouth, there's a turd peeking out.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
You would have to be an idiot to continue the circumscribed argument. Unfortunately, your somnambulist prose has bored me to tears and with that you can have the last word. You seem so intent on passing bad insults for humor, so go ahead see if it matters that you have one last word cause, by god, I really do not care.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006
God is always spelt God if you are referring to God.
Please, you need to stay away from a computer "because" you're letting your nation down. Arrogance is your strong point, but intelligence is one of your weaker ones.
I've become one of the Grammar Police ever since you became one of the Spelling Police. Everyone makes typing errors, but your case of Asperger's Syndrome prevents you from realising that and gives you a chance of a cheap shot.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
"Arrogance is your strong point, but intelligence is one of your weaker ones."
No, you're a big pussy and you offend easily, you also have pedestrian humor, but to you "stupider" is a word and you miss punctuation. 90% is a good place for you.
"you're letting your nation down."
You want to talk about arrogance? Find a nice stall to fuck yourself.
"gives you a chance of a cheap shot. "
Way to just crumble, Jackass. How far do you have to have your head up your ass to become that enlightened?
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zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
"Why is the word "you" start with a capital letter?"
Why is you speaking in this way? It's "why 'does' the word 'you' start with a capital letter."
"God should start with a capital G."
So? What if I don't believe in god, and I willfully write it that way? You are so ignorant it's not even fun anymore.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
"ti-raid"
It's a prefix. "Ti" being the prefix to "raid." Maybe, you should actually learn the rules instead of flaunting the words that you know the rules. In British English, it would be used to not have a reader pronounce it wrong I.E. "coat-tails" or "front-line."
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 There is no such word as Tiraid.
It's Tirade.
You make yourself to appear more stupider every time you type.
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"You make yourself to appear more stupider every time you type."
The irony is "stupider" is not a word. Boy, you really should stop while you still have whatever shambled integrity is left.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
i love soccer but this was one of the most boring games iv ever watched
juliameme 1 year ago
.......Ha ha ha ......And still Futbol is the MOST popular game in the history of mankind,no other sport comes close.!
gitano045 1 year ago
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
@zzzaaa09900 Well those people are ignorant and Europe isn't a country btw
kinsmobman 1 year ago
Don't worry he's retarded and his lack of depth perception affects his typing. The idiot doesn't realize in the real world he is a paradox on inhuman stupidity.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
Europe isn't a country, you retard. I know it defies your logic but it's a continent, fucker. Look, You need to do the world a favor and stay away from your computer.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 it is spelt "favour" not "favor".
Your a fat American and you can't see the irony in my statement. Also you're trying to give me spelling lessons?
Do you realise that there are such things as commas? They make your sentences more grammatically correct.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
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This coming from the idiot with double punctuation and bad spacing.
Quote:
"fuck you you black slave.. Football is for the world.. you must be happy all you jigaboos dominate basketball andbaseball and american pansy rugby "
Boy, for someone who makes dumb mistakes in punctuation you sure talk a lot. But I always keep in mind that God made mountains, god made trees, and god made you but we all make mistakes.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
@TheTruth006 Fatty, you need spend more time revising your spelling and grammar.
Tut tut tut.
zzzaaa09900 1 year ago
Damn, not you again. Your double standards are staggering.
"Tut tut tut."
You forgot commas, fat fingers. There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
TheTruth006 1 year ago
soccer is like most the olympic sports, it's only fun to watch every four years
tripleaaa7 1 year ago
c'mon people! he's a comedian
kickitable 1 year ago
Lol i agree im american and its really annoying when stupid people from america make fun of the most played sport in the world and claim "its boring" etc..
iMdWeLLeR 1 year ago
kimmel is always funny, but now he's playing the american guy who doesn't accept a sport without commercial interruptions every 5 minutes who strangely coincides with a sport all the world loves and in which americans SUCK! that's SAD!! basketball is funny ok, but their "football" and baseball?really??seriously??
that's why kimmel's joke about world cup sucks, because they can't admite the truth even to themselves..
gX23x 1 year ago
TO ALL AMERICAN END PLAYING SOCCER LITTLE BY LITTLE LIKED OR NO ¡¡¡ YOURD KIDS NOW IS PLAYINGG¡
cano818 1 year ago
@cano818
..grammar and sentence coherency fail?
InsaneMembrane312 1 year ago
HE USED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATOR IF NOT KNOW NOT EVERYONE SPEAK ENGLISH ¡¡
cano818 1 year ago
FOOTBALL (NO SOCCER) IS THE SPORT MORE PLAYED EN EL MUNDO played BUT YOUR FOOTBALL IS NO UNDERSTANDING FOR PLAYING AMERICAN YOU LOOK SPAIN PLAY and you will know WHAT IT IS FOOTBALL ¡¡¡ FROM SPAIN ¡¡¡
cano818 1 year ago
I think people are getting a little over-excited about this--Jimmy Kimmel always makes light of things that people consider to be a big deal. There is no need to get so upset--you can take a 20 second clip from any sport and make the game look ridiculous. I (and many other Americans) enjoy the World Cup and was disappointed when the States got knocked out. If Kimmel and others don't want to like the game--no big deal.
Cicero1723 1 year ago
I liked this video, thank you.
yakkahDotCom 1 year ago
The match wasnt great, but who doesnt like penalty shoot-outs.
user747747 1 year ago
do ya think americans know that the rest of the world hate them lol?
neilwilson557 1 year ago
im canadian and i love watching the FIFA games
TimesNuRoman 1 year ago
and the funny part of this show would be....?
lilyanne111 1 year ago
All those discussions are so stupid and getting on my nerves! Who cares if the US doesn't like football? And why is it necessary to bash other sports? I wouldn't ever diss American football, because I don't know anything about it. How should I know if it's intresting and you need a lot of skills for it or not?
I just don't get why the opinion of the USA is so important to many people. Who cares?
Btw the Japan Uruguay game was reaaally boring! The worst game of this Cup so far.
Nickelbella 1 year ago
lol, i nvr watched the world cup, but damn aren't those vuvuzelas annoyingly loud.
HypnoticHum 1 year ago
jimmy kimmel has improved with this video that USA people are really stupid nation... hey americans, what is the capital city of USA? i'll give you a chocolate if you guess, not know HAHAHAHAH
BBBorko1991 1 year ago
fucking asshole..why do you think football (not SOCCER) is the most popular sport in the world ...if you knew anything about the sport you would know that its not only about scoring..besides its anyone's right to not like the sport. but its not okay to make fun of it ...this guy is a disrespectful fucking asshole
chichoos07 1 year ago
@chichoos07
soccer is one of the most boring sports of all time, people say american football is for pussies yet you constantly have european teams faking injuries. oddly enough, one of the only teams that doesn't do this is america :P
InsaneMembrane312 1 year ago
i agree
the most boring game of the tournament yet
starletbang 1 year ago
That sucks for people that paid thousands of dollars to see their team not score at all in a soccer game....
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american football ?!?!?!
american handball is the most proper name :))
football means football but not american, sorry. ;))
djona007 1 year ago
Origin of word soccer: 1889, socca, later socker (1891), soccer (1895), originally university slang (with jocular formation -er (3)), from a shortened form of Assoc., abbreviation of Association in Football Association (as opposed to Rugby football); cf. rugger, but they hardly could have taken the first three letters of Assoc. (otherwise it would've been called Ass). So soccer did originate from FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION.
ballisticblue 1 year ago
Futbol's awesome, but deciding on penalties sucks big. There's gotta be a better way to settle it.
ballisticblue 1 year ago
@snappycruise haha that's too funny can you believe they play American football with helmets and pads. Sounds to me like they are scared of the real sport rugby lol in rugby people don't wear all that junk
oghale101 1 year ago
Jimmykimmel and the rest of America should stick to basketball football and baseball cuz wen it comes to football(soccer) they are no good and you end up with jackasses like Jimmy that have nothing to do but to make stupid immature jokes all day.
oghale101 1 year ago
lol europeans hating on north americans in so many comments below ahahahahaha
football or soccer or american football. just shut the fuck up and accept that now it isn't incorrect when people refer to football as soccer
and for all of you that think american football is a rip off of rugby... hahaha
ProductiveProduction 1 year ago
The commenters are angry because Kimmel is exactly right - to resolve a game, especially at the World Cup level with penalty kicks makes the game a joke.
markbyrn 1 year ago
é mais um otario no mundo....ele gosta e de ver briga entao va ver vale-tudo, o minotauros e o Wanderlei Silva no "futebol" americano seriam reis.....jogo pra babaca como esse ver....baskete ate que pode ser considerado esporte, quem no mundo nao vibrava com Jordan e agora com Brian......SPFC.....é nois que manda nesse mundo....arriba uruguay força Don Diego Lugano...
thelsampa 1 year ago
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soccer is so freakin boring
plpfctn2007 1 year ago
American invented american football because they are terrible at rugby & football
It's funny they wear helmets lol
snappycruise 1 year ago
stupid americans....
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