Cyanide & Happiness - Waiting for the Bus

[TheExtremSaft]

oh man i love this. so cynical and so true. whatever great powers you might have, life is still gonna be shit :D

[killmeandit]

this has a better plot then a lot of movies.

[NamIeshaoq58]

also and i know what u wanna get of me

[captainsunder009]

This is not a funny video. It is actually quite depressing.

[TWINSnik]

This is actually a really sad Cyanide and Happiness.

[MrChaos366]

@TWINSnik irony anyone

[Izzzay95]

Saaaad :(

[Girbuscus]

Saddest thing ever D'x

[Mindlessfroot]

truly the definition of "cyanide and happiness" .

[DarthWilius]

wow that bus had some beast mpgs

[herocrucher]

So is this how babys are made?

[7nick4life7]

and the whole time i thought the guy just had a dream while actually waiting for the bus...

[jlegend42]

made me feel sadz :(

[Eli92010]

the daily life of americans

[bgirl021]

This almost mad me cry..

[JoeySaysYesOrNo]

WEEEEEEEE...splat



[theunchartedmen]

all i feel is sad

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Loses his first race in the Indy 500 and then suddenly SADNESS.

Why couldn't they give him wheels or something?

[i3ubbleTea]

See kids? This is what happens when you drink alcohol.

[chiletomi]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[Cybershroom]

@chiletomi I was just gona say that. Haha !

[AwesomePlite]

So that's what happens when you are waiting for the bus?

[ponysarecool123]

wait if the driver could wait like 5 seconds befor the bomb went off Y couldent he just bail out of it :/

[hoboman505]

Anyone else notice at 1:22 the newspaper says: Cries like a little bitch?

[unicorncow1]

what a sore loser...

[kyly141]

SO SAD!

[DLewis9000]

well, its not like indi 500 cars are fast or anything

[amazingtoon]

that bus is really good on gas O_o

[MetalFanx2000]

@amazingtoon And the driver lived for 20 years without food?

[IinferusS]

@amazingtoon and the driver? he dint eat, drink, poop, pee in 20 years and still as fat as first time we say him.

[isaacmuscat]

Did Anyone Else Notice The Troll At 4:37 ?

[aaaaaaaaddsg]

I've got one question. Why were none of the runners black?

[Novadugx]

@aaaaaaaaddsg Rascist.

[drhey1111]

That bus must get great mileage.

[midna237]

Its SO SAD!!!!!!!!!! ;(

[secretagentYTer]

this is oddly moving

[farcastk0]

so needlessly inspiring and tragic :P

[srenidhin]

hey its cool its awesome i have no words to describe unbelivable intresting

[DreamPrincessLeaf]

3:56 NO DON'T DO IT!

Awww, he did it. :(

[AmyForme]

2:57 ahahahha

[lilstarbear]

Run forest run!

[MultiIlikepie2]

I started to cry alot when it was 3:06. It was so fucking SAD And I cried in the other parts too.

[kilkler12345]

i demand that this is made into a live action feature length film

[adrianagalvan1]

I almost wanted to cry. Really nice vid

[itzunbound]

1070 people were on that bus

[onseroll]

@itzunbound That must have been a cramped bus then

[TheLazyStuff]

oh



[TheLazyStuff]

what ever happened to the people on the bus?

[TheAshma]

Like dis if u cry everytim

[VIPCoDDesTrOY]

then it blew up

[VIPCoDDesTrOY]

Holy shit so that bus was driving for like 40 years lol

[siggyprodutions]

This shit is pretty much life this video is reality. the truth

[onesockjack1999]

That bus had a hell of a lot of fuel!!!!!!!!

[MakisOfEquinox]

anyone think it was funny that he had a BLUE shirt on and ran fast like a certain hedgehog we all know?

[TheLeadMonster]

I actually cried..

[Nato583]

the bus thing was from need for speed 5 or whatever.

[SmileyLegoGuy]

@Nato583 No, it was from "Speed"...



[136siva]

wow that was sad and depressing

[CaptainCrap77]

1:23 cries like a little bitch haha

[TheBestThereIs1100]

That Bus must get 1000 MPG with a 4000 Gallon tan, but who cares i want it

[kittykat10molly]

:( sad

[SeCONdagenda1]

Way better than Benjamin Button.

[Ado0981]

how did tht bus not fun out of fuel?

[MattAldawood17]

@1:23 "Cries like a little bitch" XD

[sharktankbryce]

he should of had leg cancer

[soulsistah102]

I was about to cry until the ending. Hahahah.

But it's so sad :/

[TheCurious94]

Lol wtf. Unlimited fuel bus.

[RaVaGexXxHD]

this was actually sad

[adamtian12321]

ermmm... who gets the ending???

why did the bus blow up???

[surfnsantacruz]

@adamtian12321 because the bus went below 50mph so the bomb detonated.

Btw the real movie about the bus/bomb/50mph thing is called "Speed"

[GBD1000]

@adamtian12321 Watch it again

[GBD1000]

@adamtian12321 0:20

[SushiRoll72]

this is so depressing

[me12348able]

I don't get why he would get so upset because he lost to f1s.

[bigR789]

@me12348able man jokes are such a great invention!

[TeamJequito]

That man was driving non stop for 20 years?

[HellsingKid666]

@TeamJequito I wonder how did he manage to refuel driving over 50 mph ..

[thedogatemyhomework8]

@HellsingKid666 Probably the same way jets fuel while in the sky.

[angelxfromxthexhell]

@TeamJequito it was my first thought after video ends xD

[dackknight]

@TeamJequito it's actually beyond 20 years lol

[xjdks1]

@TeamJequito actually, he was driving for over 20 years since it said 20 years later after he got out of jail.

[28ikuto28]

I FEEL SO SAD! :'(

[MrStstststst]

that was realy toucing

[tomtomcairns]

D: Sad Reminds me about my dad at the end. ;'(

[ThePartaygirl123]

Oh wow

[funnycolorz1]

Didn't quite get teary, but, a touching story nonetheless...

As is /watch?v=Hzgzim5m7oU

The Power of Words, another hell of a touching video.

Actually broke down in tears at the end.

[hi50268]

Experiment117 he dud not commit suicide he was reliving all his moments and that was when he met his wife duh

[Ramonerdna]

Obviously fake, all the runners are white

...also this was somehow the most touching story I've seen in a WHILE!

[AstroMovieStudios]

WE WANTZ FULL LENTGH MOVEE!!!!1!111!11!111!1!!11!

[Stinsonic]

Now... Imagine if he waited for a cab.

[mrblahboogi]

GOD DAMNIT stop screwing with my emotions... D:

[Wyatt542]

20 years he was driving that bus?! WTF?

[db127100]

:D

[999zany]

2:42

is that sad larry?

[ashis00flamedragon]

THAT WAS THE MOST TOUCHING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

[halfway1838]

2:49 to 3:13 Seize The Day

[Gunrun808]

The music upset me the most. Why would you run against f1s though.

[HannahBethCradick]

2:47 to 3:13 I felt sorry for him

[AHanna29]

why is it that the bus driver didnt get into a car crash when he was giving the guy advice? ya know, cus he wasnt looking at the road...

[23cgrams]

lol and he cries like a little bitch

[TheGamer908]

This is the most saddest story in 4 minutes and 37 seconds

[goldbullet50]

Booze magically grows beard... always :D

[fivegirlsonevase]

dafuq



[guitarherobeast33]

this is deep man

[superadrianrules]

you should make a 30 minute movie, that would come out crazy cool

[the0ARCADE0inc]

Is it normal that i cried for this ?

[CalVoFrK6532]

@the0ARCADE0inc That just makes you a human.

[Moonberry13]

@the0ARCADE0inc i didnt cry at all

[Merveilleux202]

@the0ARCADE0inc i did too

[hehahoable]

Liek dis if you crie errytim <3

[jizzmatron]

still a better story than twilight

[kilkler12345]

@jizzmatron everything is a better story than twilight

[bogdysan00]

@jizzmatron :D



[randomwaffle12]

@wtfiswrongbitchoO

[sonnytenedo]

This should be a MOVIE

[Sonicdafan1]

I can't believe that I actually cried...

[TheLinnnnnus]

this was actually werry sad

[experiment117]

best way to commit suicide.

[Jaryism]

The stories and execution of their jokes is just flawless. Thumbs up!

[AwsomenessDefined]

wait, he just realized then that he could run at 50mph

[Grasizaytion25]

Nice:D

[kc3reo]

that 7 seconds with the girl was a hell of a lot better than the entire twilight series

[sqeakii00]

what the hell did i just watch

[jemaster800]

I laughed at the paper named "The Paper" 2:32. XD

[cat0pult]

50mph for america in britain our guys a 100 just so u know

[brittie98]

this is awesome!

[MrShebaw]

Here is the link to the sequel

watch?v=97OJFfTnrz8

Thumbs up so people can see.

[MrShebaw]

I like how they came up with the story to fill the gaps. This is my favorite episode.

[zade73]

I love this vid great job

[Silverstag89]

:') i love it

[jaco9307]

i was just abaut t cry.. and then the bus explodet XD lol

[kaitokidzx1]

''50 Mile Per Hour Man''Breaks world record.Cries like a little bitch. :D

[Dannyan696]

wow T- T!..... f*cking bus ruined the guy's life

[kennyltam]

1:49 look at the ads

[turtlegoesnomnom]

so that bus can drive for 50 mph for 20 years and not need gas woow thats some good mileage

[Wicachow]

If he was running with the bus why couldn't he stop to get the people off it?

[IanTheMontrealSkater]

wtf that was fucking depressing

[SN1P3N1GHT]

Better story from amateur writers than professionals and four twilight books.

[MexiExcellent]

Oscar. 

[EAONG00]

i cried a bunch

[buggyiscool]

fucking great

[12345jackisbeast]

mister fister lolol

[stewievengence]

Loved it XD I felt for the guy, until the bus exploded ._. Had my second laugh the whole video, first was when he was talking about the movie XD

[octipusman]

great ending i was about to cry

[blackops595]

that was too sad

[xHasten]

After a while, I kinda forgot this was Cyanide & Happiness...

Then the bus exploded, and I remembered...

[crimsonnrose]

its so sad, and then music you hear at ocktoberfest sets in XD

[MutilateYOU]

Still a better story than Twilight

[videocityproduct]

this just gave the story of a runners life in one video

[AllanDedino1997]

I'm fuckin depressive now

[AllanDedino1997]

This was to be funny?

[gamer1o12]

1,065 people can't be bothered to run after the BUS

[MonkeysThatTalk]

Replace the bus part, and you got an Oscar. Great ending :)

[Saif714]

That was just sad :(

[azanic2]

This is sad it really is

[MrStickmanSteve]

They need to make more using Kris' artwork

[TheResolution5]

T_T

[TWlight1990]

I usally dont cry at things like this but, but, I di T^T Poor fast old guy!!!!!

[x360ZoMbiESx]

I.. I think I'm gonna cry!

[SnyperRifle864]

hahahah 50mph man breaks world record

Cries like a little bitch

[64TheRunner64]

how do the bus driver gets his gas?

[12rainbowskittles12]

yea just get drunk that solves all your problems..

[DangmrGina]

holy shit thats pretty fast!

[rawrbucket123]

I forgot about the bus xD

[dikbob95]

1:22 Cries like a little bitch

[wtfiswrongbitchoO]

this bus is awesome :D it can drive for over twenty years without refilling the fuel :D

[halolegoboy1234]

@wtfiswrongbitchoO more like 30 years, he got married and had kids

[patu8010]

@wtfiswrongbitchoO And the passengers need to jump out of the moving bus.

[Ninjadude176]

@wtfiswrongbitchoO More like 25 because it takes a little bit to get all of those races and Olympics happen every 4 years ;p

[TitaniaXIII]

@wtfiswrongbitchoO BUT IT HAS A BOMB ON IT! O_O

[alexis3080]

@wtfiswrongbitchoO Screw the bus props to the old guy surviving twenty years without food or drink !

[JASIFC]

this is inspiring in a way :)

[Sky71576]

This is somewhat amazing, and Im sure I've seen this before.

Loved the ending, quite humorous :D

[yuhzt]

seems legit

[Jaskatzu]

I wish that would happen when I wait for the bus.

[SuperSwordman1]

@Jaskatzu Just don't try to win the Indie 500.

[checkunderyourbed]

so sad...

[instantlight12]

its not really about the buss more like its about 50mph man

[Badmeetsepic]

At 1:23 " Cries like a little bitch" I almost shit myself.

[HolyHappyHead]

:herpderp: :cry:

[RUNandGUN911]

Dude you just ruined my life.

[LoLmonsterofgreate]

LoL

Thats usually Forest Gump.

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