Cyanide & Happiness - Waiting for the Bus

[theprestige2010]

well... I was sorta expecting one of those work out montages, where they also climb the hill...

[TheTommynazi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA man that's some fucked up shit.

[MrKennykickass]

the book was better.

[AwesomeDumblings]

this was really touching till the man on the bus exploded, then iw as like wtf o.e

[spiderman5676]

this happend to me once i lost my life and i was remebering that i was so fast and i almost died but i opended my eyes and got outta the way

[DudeItsIsaac]

All this because he decided to ride the bus... >.>

[Livitaloo]

all this happened because he waited for a bus

[512TheWolf512]

epic

[SylvaCookiefaice]

that was just depressing

[YinMajora]

Classic

[Burntshmallow]

... *cries*

[JamieandSteph1]

uhhh waiting for the bus and this is what happend???

[MySaviorLovesMe]

That bus got good milage!

[SylviaStimulant]

Aww this is so true. Irl people get all depressed because they can't do one thing, and they forget all the other things they can do that make them amazing :(

[dgudfh5]

"Cries like a little bitch"

My day has been made.

[Oukimuni]

so that was 37...

[TheKillaitalia]

omg wait that buss driver drove for that long on 1 tank of gaas and went over 15mph for over 20 years omg

[G87C512]

@TheKillaitalia 50mph, and he could have been refueled by a truck... the only question is : how did he go to the toilet during the 20 years ? (and he couldn't have done that in a bottle, because you need both hands to drive a car :p)

[haytnas]

3:56

SAD. YET. EPIC. SUICIDE.

[thepuppydog333]

this is sad : , (

[Reptileosaur993]

The newspapers name is THE NEWS

[1ipodworld]

bugatti veyron super sport vs 50 mph man

[PrincessLunaFTW]

Am I the only one who thought it was inspirational until the bus exploded? >~>

[MikeChelseaFC95]

@PrincessLunaFTW definitely

[CptProwler]

He also could have joined football, everybody would want him on his team XD

[MaxArceus]

best part was the 20 years later scene, worst part was the exploding bus.

[DarkLordShadaou]

Pure genious

[marceLavigne14]

wall vs 50 MPH man........ wall wins :)

[armos4eva1]

fuck i need to do homework but i keep watching these vids!

[Teddymiao]

Made me wanna cry when it was close to the end but then the end fucked it all up -.-

[flamez1693]

50 mph on land... and in bed ;)

[marysnandina]

Crying at the end of a completely unrealistic short? Yep.

[LiONs785]

You need a shit ton of gas to drive for twenty years.

[Lionx]

I remember watching this years ago on Newgrounds, still a great short :)

[Gamingcupquake]

I wonder how many other people did not expect that whole thing?

[FullMetallSanta]

How the fuck dosent he get tired??!!

[Videoinfinitum]

Wow 20 years later and the bus still have gasoline! WTF?

[Crossteh123]

The end just made me cry,, ;)

[Fallout3boy2077]

he has been driving that for that long?? i would of gave up and dove out before it went in a lake

[yukitakissX3]

did anyone notice- about 50 years that bus had gas, and no one on it had to drink\ eat\ whatever?

[Chandler21Beatles]

Youtube sucks at loading

[MsKittyTiger]

@Chandler21Beatles i know right? i have a hard time with you tube too!!

[megawtfmusic]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahha the end xDDDDD

[erik8138]

i woudl go to the cinema to see this movie!!!

[CptProwler]

How the fuck do you expect to win a NASCAR race when you only run 50MPH?

[BenUSHDT]

@CptProwler I know right?

[metalgrunt400]

@CptProwler That's the indy 500. Not to mention those were more of cars in drag races

[OblivionZealot]

@CptProwler Skills..? :D

[Fallout3boy2077]

@CptProwler its run 50 mph...OR THE BOMB BLOWS UP ;~;

[MrJhawk65]

@CptProwler Indy racing is different lol, but still how in the hell can he win O_O

[FlamingForce]

@CptProwler Yeah, captain obvious, that's what we just saw.

[CptProwler]

@FlamingForce ISN'T IN OBVIOUS, THAT IM CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

[bmoney2011]

@CptProwler This is the part where I tell you that the Indy 500 isn't a NASCAR event, but then you would probably just laugh at me.

I mean I would.

[MEareCAT]

@bmoney2011 now you're just splitting hairs. The point is, how did the character in the video expect to outrun a bunch of sports cars by running at 50 mph.

[Lol57713]

@CptProwler good thing he tried a indy 500 race instead

[MylittlePWNie12]

dam... great story

[iesneSkniLhsA]

Definitely the best c&h short. But how'd the bus get gas over those 20 years?

[SpiceandWolfforever]

@iesneSkniLhsA they farted into it 

[MultiLolgrl]

thats what a malencholic person

[Starfur795]

lol that bus was moving for more that 20 years XD

[josipisepic]

long story short: don't miss the bus.

[thebridgette4]

At first I thought he lost the race because he was slow but then I realized that if he runs 50 MPH the cars are going like 150 MPH. Too sad at the end!

[phantommadness1]

4:05 seting up bomb

[MultiIlikepie2]

This video made me cried like a bitch ;L

[samminnss]

If you knew you couldn't run faster than 50mph why bother competing in any race?

[XxRifleFailxX]

This is sad.

[fishorbit1]

That ... was ... AMAZING!!!

[saberbomber24]

The bus was like in a SAW movie cuase he said at 0:20 if the bus goes under than 50 MPH itll blow up

[BoomtaxRISEtrons]

@saberbomber24 ... Speed.

[DHSrugby]

@saberbomber24 actually it was originally in the movie Speed...

[RobertaIBetti]

The Bus Stop ("Metro") is the same one from another C&Y short, the man who had ass cancer... ._.

[qweengumi]

awww that's so sad ; ^ ;

[fulthrotle1966]

very sad :(

[jw13able]

He has been driving for more than 20 years T_T

[reefy888]

@jw13able that bus must have had some good mileage

[vanillagoat]

I like the part where the stopwatch explodes.

[melodysoe]

Pretty good. Could be made into a movie.

[KaY218KaY]

Story of my Life

[fullylaced23]

how the hell did they get gas for like ten years]\

[MegaPandamic]

@fullylaced23 *Pacepalm* Didnt You See It Say 20! Years Later?

[Xxsexybby2399xX]

Wel....yeah that ruined the end lmfao

[renae795]

Wow...this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in the history of my room...

[paulsdl30]

bald kid got from his daddy :l

[Menderez1]

Anyone noticed that in the beginning hes looking at his arm and his not wearing a watch?

[NachyoLulz5596]

Show this to Usain Bolt

He'll be sooo pissed

[scania235]

50 mile per hour man. breaks world record......

cries like a little bitch XD

[KashMoneh0319]

This should be made into a movie

[thebridgette4]

i cried

[bigguns759]

better than twilight endind

[kwood320]

best effin short yet.

[TheJojo31311]

this isnt fun its just tragic!!!

[TheExtremSaft]

oh man i love this. so cynical and so true. whatever great powers you might have, life is still gonna be shit :D

[killmeandit]

this has a better plot then a lot of movies.

[NamIeshaoq58]

also and i know what u wanna get of me

[captainsunder009]

This is not a funny video. It is actually quite depressing.

[TWINSnik]

This is actually a really sad Cyanide and Happiness.

[MrChaos366]

@TWINSnik irony anyone

[Izzzay95]

Saaaad :(

[Girbuscus]

Saddest thing ever D'x

[Mindlessfroot]

truly the definition of "cyanide and happiness" .

[DarthWilius]

wow that bus had some beast mpgs

[herocrucher]

So is this how babys are made?

[7nick4life7]

and the whole time i thought the guy just had a dream while actually waiting for the bus...

[jlegend42]

made me feel sadz :(

[Eli92010]

the daily life of americans

[bgirl021]

This almost mad me cry..

[JoeySaysYesOrNo]

WEEEEEEEE...splat



[theunchartedmen]

all i feel is sad

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Loses his first race in the Indy 500 and then suddenly SADNESS.

Why couldn't they give him wheels or something?

[i3ubbleTea]

See kids? This is what happens when you drink alcohol.

[chiletomi]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[Cybershroom]

@chiletomi I was just gona say that. Haha !

[AwesomePlite]

So that's what happens when you are waiting for the bus?

[ponysarecool123]

wait if the driver could wait like 5 seconds befor the bomb went off Y couldent he just bail out of it :/

[hoboman505]

Anyone else notice at 1:22 the newspaper says: Cries like a little bitch?

[unicorncow1]

what a sore loser...

[kyly141]

SO SAD!

[DLewis9000]

well, its not like indi 500 cars are fast or anything

[amazingtoon]

that bus is really good on gas O_o

[MetalFanx2000]

@amazingtoon And the driver lived for 20 years without food?

[IinferusS]

@amazingtoon and the driver? he dint eat, drink, poop, pee in 20 years and still as fat as first time we say him.

[isaacmuscat]

Did Anyone Else Notice The Troll At 4:37 ?

[aaaaaaaaddsg]

I've got one question. Why were none of the runners black?



[Novadugx]

@aaaaaaaaddsg Rascist.

[drhey1111]

That bus must get great mileage.

[midna237]

Its SO SAD!!!!!!!!!! ;(

[secretagentYTer]

this is oddly moving

[farcastk0]

so needlessly inspiring and tragic :P

[srenidhin]

hey its cool its awesome i have no words to describe unbelivable intresting

[DreamPrincessLeaf]

3:56 NO DON'T DO IT!

Awww, he did it. :(

[AmyForme]

2:57 ahahahha 

[lilstarbear]

Run forest run!

[MultiIlikepie2]

I started to cry alot when it was 3:06. It was so fucking SAD And I cried in the other parts too.

[kilkler12345]

i demand that this is made into a live action feature length film

[adrianagalvan1]

I almost wanted to cry. Really nice vid

[itzunbound]

1070 people were on that bus

[onseroll]

@itzunbound That must have been a cramped bus then

[TheLazyStuff]

oh



[TheLazyStuff]

what ever happened to the people on the bus?

[TheAshma]

Like dis if u cry everytim

[VIPCoDDesTrOY]

then it blew up

[VIPCoDDesTrOY]

Holy shit so that bus was driving for like 40 years lol

[siggyprodutions]

This shit is pretty much life this video is reality. the truth

[onesockjack1999]

That bus had a hell of a lot of fuel!!!!!!!!

[MakisOfEquinox]

anyone think it was funny that he had a BLUE shirt on and ran fast like a certain hedgehog we all know?

[TheLeadMonster]

I actually cried..

[Nato583]

the bus thing was from need for speed 5 or whatever.

[SmileyLegoGuy]

@Nato583 No, it was from "Speed"...

[136siva]

wow that was sad and depressing

[CaptainCrap77]

1:23 cries like a little bitch haha

[TheBestThereIs1100]

That Bus must get 1000 MPG with a 4000 Gallon tan, but who cares i want it

[kittykat10molly]

:( sad



[SeCONdagenda1]

Way better than Benjamin Button.

[Ado0981]

how did tht bus not fun out of fuel?

[MattAldawood17]

@1:23 "Cries like a little bitch" XD

[sharktankbryce]

he should of had leg cancer

[soulsistah102]

I was about to cry until the ending. Hahahah.

But it's so sad :/

[TheCurious94]

Lol wtf. Unlimited fuel bus.

[RaVaGexXxHD]

this was actually sad

[adamtian12321]

ermmm... who gets the ending???

why did the bus blow up???

[surfnsantacruz]

@adamtian12321 because the bus went below 50mph so the bomb detonated.

Btw the real movie about the bus/bomb/50mph thing is called "Speed"

[GBD1000]

@adamtian12321 Watch it again

[GBD1000]

@adamtian12321 0:20

[SushiRoll72]

this is so depressing

[me12348able]

I don't get why he would get so upset because he lost to f1s.

[bigR789]

@me12348able man jokes are such a great invention!

[TeamJequito]

That man was driving non stop for 20 years?

[HellsingKid666]

@TeamJequito I wonder how did he manage to refuel driving over 50 mph ..

[thedogatemyhomework8]

@HellsingKid666 Probably the same way jets fuel while in the sky.

[angelxfromxthexhell]

@TeamJequito it was my first thought after video ends xD

[dackknight]

@TeamJequito it's actually beyond 20 years lol

[xjdks1]

@TeamJequito actually, he was driving for over 20 years since it said 20 years later after he got out of jail.

[28ikuto28]

I FEEL SO SAD! :'(

[MrStstststst]

that was realy toucing

[tomtomcairns]

D: Sad Reminds me about my dad at the end. ;'(

[ThePartaygirl123]

Oh wow

[funnycolorz1]

Didn't quite get teary, but, a touching story nonetheless...

As is  /watch?v=Hzgzim5m7oU

The Power of Words, another hell of a touching video.

Actually broke down in tears at the end.

[hi50268]

Experiment117 he dud not commit suicide he was reliving all his moments and that was when he met his wife duh

[Ramonerdna]

Obviously fake, all the runners are white

...also this was somehow the most touching story I've seen in a WHILE!

[AstroMovieStudios]

WE WANTZ FULL LENTGH MOVEE!!!!1!111!11!111!1!!11!

[Stinsonic]

Now... Imagine if he waited for a cab.

[mrblahboogi]

GOD DAMNIT stop screwing with my emotions... D:

[Wyatt542]

20 years he was driving that bus?! WTF?