Funny Excerpt from Paul Mooney's stand up special DVD...

[MARKOFTHEBEAST51]

big bird!!!!!!!!!!!

[yaboysix]

this nigga said titties for everybody!!!...that made my day lol

[death1eater]

WHO DRESSES THIS BITCH...? BIG BIRD??? ahahhaaa

[gmf20002]

and just titties for EVERYBODY!! lol HAHAHA!

[nrwilliams015]

I'd tottally nail Aretha Franklin NOW!!!

[love2verse]

what dvd is this? I wanna by it!

[chichi71489]

talkin bout "michael got naked.." that nicca won't even take his gloves off lmao

[antmlova1]

DIVA!

[ksigaming]

"foodgaholic" lmfao !!!

[chronwell]

If Michael was broke that hair would be nappy!! HAHAHAHA!!

[Nikelover93]

Scully? Scully? Scully!....She Confessed, She a foodcaholic and big as a duplex...lmao....Who dresses this bitch Big Bird??? lol

[BIGZphillybirdfan]

LOOOOOOOOL "who dresses this bitch BIG BIRD"

[michiep21]

I have watched this special around 10 times, and I still laugh as hard as I did the first time. I remember before MJ died I would watch this, and laugh every time he would say "Michael's not broke if he didn't have any money that hair would be nappy, and that hair is always permed, and perms cost money". And I thought it was so funny how he said it, but now it's not funny knowing he didn't have hair due to burns and that it was a wig the whole time. Paul Mooney speaks the truth though. R.I.P. MJ

[pinkcube24]

love it

[natdabratseventeen]

llooooll i laughed so hard

[kONflictOD]

u can tell this is when he was workin wit dave

[AdrianBaxter]

I'm not sure if you're suggesting that Mooney took from Dave('s style), but likely, it was the other way around. Dave's been on Mooney's jock since he was like 15... lovin' Mooney

[kONflictOD]

Oh I see. I just ment the humor reminded me of Chapelle Show. I never really watched Mooney Stand up B4 this.

[AdrianBaxter]

If you liked this, you should check out "Race" its mad funny. Mooney's always been The Man.

Enjoy.

Peace

[bronzeprince]

correction he was a writer for dave chapelle meaning he wrote the majority of the shit on there. This man is a legend beyond legends he wrote alot of material for the god of comedy richard pryor who all comedians copy themselves after. This man is beyond funny comedy brilliance and speaks the truth also.

[TOPCOO]

I saw a Comedian at this same club by the name of Darwin Hines. Have anyone ever heard of him and where can I see him again? Darwin is very FUNNY!!!

[TheMan750]

"who dresses this bitch, BIG BIRD" came out of  nowhere

[soggytreats9]

So is that why you go up on youtube in order to watch it ?

[shaaronie]

Paul Mooney is sooo... not funny. I watch all his video's hoping to get a chuckle or even a heh-heh. But nothing. I have been trying to find him funny for 30 years and nothing.

[Shinitkun]

lol im 15 and find him hilarious. one of my favorites in fact. besides dave, sarah silverman, and others.

[BREAKTHECODE2222009]

lmao... scully.... fucking hilarious

[SithLordNefaar022]

truly hilarious cuz i am an x-files fan =)

[SithLordNefaar022]

"..... Scully?" LOLOLOLOL

[ftouaiti]

big bird ...........lol

[fuegoman70]

MJ is X-Files!!!! XD

[kriterial]

ice to see a comedian actually defend MJ. Only other comedian I can think that did that was dave chapelle even though he only half defended him.

[gitsrus]

i love paul mooney so much lmao

[ocky88]

"That's a lie. If he was broke that hair would be nappy."

[thrasher1983]

LOL! my favorite part

[dimpala5000]

poor Michael.........DIVA!!!! I'm gonna miss...well hell, we BEEN lost the real Mike. So I'll see him in the new system then.

[aliciaanne]

What's the new system?

[IntomeC]

Yep Michael is dead. Gone forever!

[nakeist]

DIVA!!! LMFAO!

[Major2219]

Wow!! He's Dead now.

[HitEmUp96]

love paul mooney

[funnyactin]

...Michael Jackson is as crazy as catshit...LMBAO

[54spiritedwill54]

paul mooney is one of the greatest

[iTsThaUnitXL]

Who dresses this bitch big bird??

hahahahaha

[tbotus05]

lmfaoooo

[iTsThaUnitXL]

it was a perfect ending for the vid huh

[nrwilliams015]

@iTsThaUnitXL LAUGHING ME HOT SWOLLEN PECKER OFF!!!

[captainbrandon1980]

I've seen this on Showtime, and I agree with a lot of what Paul say's about all of these over paid celebs.

Especially about Wacko-Jacko as we used to call him. I believe he IS crazy as chit shit and is batshit fuckin' insane and a mental case, but no, NOT a pedophile. It's the monsterous apperane and all and his wealth and once powerful fame that commands all of that attention.

[MissGeorgous]

fuck off and grow a brain! look up the medical term vitiligo - ill give you a hint for dummies... it turns your skin white. Correct terminology (destroys skin cells causing complete loss of skin pigmentation)

[henry7515]

ha..white power hun!..co mj called u haver and told u while fingering ur ass in the sleep over tent..men shut the fuk up...mike did wat he did out of wat eva he did it out of..in othr word its best known to him..but wat i kno 4 sure is true is..he is black in blood and blood is thicker than water

[henry7515]

...u cant erase that..so whrs the white power?..coz he changes his colour to white?..then y didnt u let micheal take over the world coz he almost did...elvis was a king but mj was a king to the world

[dalihendrix]

yeah what this pea brain know he thinks O.J. was innocent.

predictable and typical fool!

[bustafish]

alot of the innovative comedy you laugh at he wrote. if you like richard pryor or homey the clown he wrote that shit .

[MEXICAFOLKS]

LOL TITTIES FOR EVERYBODY.

[xpertsurfer]

"She's a food-cholic. And she's big as a duplex. And just t*****s for everybody. She's in denial, just t*****s, and she wears feathers and feathers, she too big for feathers, who dresses this b**** big bird?" lol...hiliarous..."

[neocheypet]

"If he didnt have any money dat hair wuld be nappy!!!!" LOL!!!!!!!

[InnocenceItself]

LOL Mooney is right!! Michael is somewhat loony toones but not a pedophile and also a great artist, I love him.

[VoyceTheVictorious]

BIG BIRD!!! LMAO

[lamedicina98]

yes he's amazing.

[yomama482]

lmao. i love how he says big bird

[3L3ctricMistr3ss]

paul mooney is a fucking genius. folks need to recognize! love this man!!!

[xpertsurfer]

"Michael Jackson.....DIVA!!" lol..."The N**** is X-files...every time I see him I go..Scully?"

[anthonmax]

i love him,,,...

[sawblade666]

I must admit he is fairly clever...but it's funny to me how just straight talking shit is allowed in the context of just being funny, because thats all Paul really does is talk a bunch of shit.

[777jeru]

You are full of shit yourself!

[sawblade666]

So I am full of shit for having an opinion??

Then you must be a dumb NIGGER!!!!

[777jeru]

I got your dumb nigga! And its you CRACKER!!! The realest NIGGA (or NIGGER) on this entire earth, is white people. You all are the truest NIGGAS!!! Its just you all won't admitt it....thats all!!! So you are the true NIGGA!!! CRACKA!!!

[BItterManXX]

'who dresses this bitch...big bird?'...lol

[HindiIII]

DIVA!! I friggin love this dude. That's my new term for '08....lol!!

[RekaBaby]

scully? lol

[BItterManXX]

The ni**a is x-files...lol

[KookiesRUs]

paul mooney is one of the greatest

[BoyMorganIII]

BIG BIIIRDD?????!!?!?!?!

[match913]

we can say what we want bout mike but the man is a fucking LEGEND.Not even up for debate. I dont think he molested anybody. it was all bout money point blank.But Paul never said he wasnt' looney tunes. "He's crazy as cat shit" haha

[ShamoneInTheMirror]

Haha, it's true though, I think everyone can agree that Michael ain't your "average joe", but that doesn't make him a pedophile.

[Gh0sT187]

Who dresses this bitch BIG BIRD!!!!??? lol

[hazeyez2007]

titties for everybody! lol

[lounginaddict]

he won't even take his gloves off, scully?

[balleticboy]

Michael is a fucking child jesus juice molester.

He is one sick individual that believes''I'm untouchable''.But sick brain got caught.The autonomy of the world are all child molesters.

Believe these authority chasing cunts are really SICK.

[floetcist]

He got caught?

How would you know what he believes? There is more than enough proof that he isn't a child molester, you're just one of those people who will believe what they want to believe, irregardless if it has been proven false.

[Gh0sT187]

shut the fuck up how do u even know???

[antigoniem06]

If your child told you that they were being molested , why would you(a parent) repeatedly take them back to the place where the child said he was molested? Then, wait lets say, afew years to sue the person.

[habibijan]

that's right! michael's not broke because PERMS COST MONEY!

[Frostypeanut]

Big BIRD?!

[sosickofqpons]

Yes, so funny, yet strong in his beliefs, like many that Michael is innocent. The jokes were superb, and all he said was true.

[PrinceUwakwe]

the nigga is x files!

[trutexan21]

no,i think he is a pedophile!!!

[floetcist]

You don't know shit.

[PrestonPrescott]

If MJ went to jail everyone would be HIS bitch, that is how raw and uncut he is?

[floetcist]

Nice to see someone like Paul Mooney, of all people, defending Michael. Real talk. Even if its in his unconventional way, lol.

[Rbm60]

Lol, so true.

[jameelahere]

Why not Paul Mooney of all people? He is one of the few comedian who find humor in Truth. He has been around the entertainment industry since Michael was a child.

[jacksonnicolem]

this nigga is so funny!

[skerlnik]

Big Bird?!?

[miniticktock]

ROFL!!!!!!

[MrStyle]

I don't like folks talking about Aretha but that shit was funny!