The Architect

[SUTonyTone]

KFC GUY !!!

[4001valhalla]

§:o) ) lmao

[exomorphe]

the carlin one is better

[solariis888]

will farrow is shit.

[rainelionheart]

@solariis888 drat uoy haey kcuf

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

uh huh what up g? you can't handle it

ha ha ha! :)

[gbyd]

Ergo! Vis a Vis!! CONCORDANTLY!!!

[MrBigEnchilada]

damn dude this is better than the movie...well, you still gotta have the other parts of the movie though so.

[mobspeak]

Fucking awesome XD

[mpjama2]

I almost thought this wasn't a parody o.O.

[mikeyab88]

This was the best fuckin skit, back whem the MTV Awards were actually funny\

[sturmraist50]

He looks like Jim Morrison in old age.

[Callirgos1]

Q-bert and DigDug! I knew it!

[larry89]

lmfao

[Chrismasfish]

This is funny.

[TheAccidentalMonk]

This is better than both Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions put together.

[DestinysNinja]

Ahhhahahaha pussywhipped. So true.

[elifok]

great:))))))

[Dethreid]

I forgot to lauph...

[rockfan363]

lol will ferrell was perfect

[caldavid1000]

i have no idea what im saying i just thought it would make me sound cool

watch the saas captain saasypants :D lmfao

[trilerkiler]

press num 4 for "v"

[zekachu22]

13 dislike got tackled by the architect lol

[MrZynetik]

"Ajaa Wat up You cant handle it" LOOOOOOL

[Nikosvoider]

"Ergo! vis-a-vis! Concordantly!" LOL

[darkhacker1811]

Architect: Hello, I've been waiting for you

Neo: Who are you?

Architect: I am... the midnight rapist

[brenyboy26]

god i remember seeing this on t.v, this was almost 10 years ago, I can't beleive how fast the time has gone, I also remember how much i LOVED the matrix, absoloutly obsessed.

[ScipioNew]

@brenyboy26 10 y ago? kidding?

reloaded was made in 2003!

or wait....maybe mtv made that clip before watchovski did lol

[Zymynca]

@ScipioNew you know he said "almost 10 years ago", good enough estimate "off to top his head" for a movie made 9 years ago, lol back :)

[zenki177]

@ScipioNew You're mistaken. Reloaded was in theaters in the summer of 2002. I was there to see it for myself. Revolutions came in 2003

[ikevcolt]

@brenyboy26 who are you and why do we need to know this?

[usc1011]

uhuh yea wat up g?

[KarthikSoun]

hardly limped across funny!

[Sessilse]

"watch the sass captin sassypants"

[theman4130]

Hollywood is running out of ideas.

[hankheavy]

I know... It's the lamest thing I've ever heard of... Highway Crossing Frog?

[TheIncredibleMass]

what the hell does justin timberlake say at the end??! Beeeuummmeed??!!

[mortaroman]

"Watch the sass captain sassy pants"

[theheightsboy100]

in the real scene anyway

[theheightsboy100]

he doesnt say concordantly, he says concurrently, in that sentence concordantly doesn't make much sense.

[STevEKlm012]

@theheightsboy100 No, he says concordantly, and it does make sense. Look at the original transcript for The Architect.

[MarkusAudio]

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!!!!

now THAT should be the real movie shot...oh oh!!!...it can´t be!!!...be what? be real??

[MrTerryKay]

Pussy Hwhipped. Sounds like Stewie Griffin.

[dabblin]

I Am The Architect. i didn't create Froger though.I have no idea what the hell i'm saying... #swaggaWednesday

[SadCarnage1224]

The Door on the right can lead sissy pants back to his bitch

[mattlikeshxc]

9 people are pussy whipped

[Otzmatron]

Mwahahaha. My guess is that Americans took offense to the baroque language used by the original character. Doesn't come as a surprise since Americans have the vocabulary of a Thai hooker.

[flubber805]

haha just looking at the side clip of will ferrels face was funny to me..

[DingosPwnTheWorld]

neo could kick his ass

[DingosPwnTheWorld]

will ferrel?

[Chigokai1080]

Sean William Scott almost ruined this. Will Ferrel for once wasn't annoying.

[kaufmj54]

Ergo open your yapper one more time

[BarryProvolone]

@kaufmj54 AND I AM GOING TO ARCHITECT A WORLD OF PAIN ON YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

[DarknessXER]

Perhaps the most awesome parody I've seen in the past year.

[zach100590]

omg absolutely hilarious

[GuitarHeroCustomize]

As a HUGE matrix fan, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while xD

[MrRoboto81]

Man, I remember I used to think the MTVMA skits were hysterical when I was in middle school / high school. Now...I realize just how ridiculously unfunny they are.

[nextblueful]

@MrRoboto81 u mean you just realised that your now an old loser with no sense of humour?

[mortaroman]

what movie is this from?

[ImJoeYeah]

@mortaroman srsly?

[mortaroman]

@ImJoeYeah i know that this is a parody of the matrix, obviously, i was asking what movie is this scene from or is this just a skit with nothing else to it

[Gadawdu]

@mortaroman its from the mtv awards dude, no movie :D

[MrPhukyou]

"And the mini-door is for muffin to go out and piddle"

[bboychance]

errr. Mr Architect...? Archy??? ... er, English please !

[HomerPepsi]

5 star!

[ODOMAN123]

i'm sorry i did not want to use my big voice..

[chumbscrubber42]

not evan funny, will ferel is funny though

[HierIsDaThoa]

@chumbscrubber42 Who is Evan Funny?

[WEENIEandtheBUTT1]

YOU DO NOT WANNA SEE ME GET OUTTA THIS CHAIR! hahaha thanks for uploading this, will ferrel is my favorite comedian/ actor

[sparkyinbath]

1:12, his face hahahahahahahahahahahahaha little nod there hahahahahahahaha see his head. OLOLOLOLOl highway crossing frog (and then a little nod and his eyes do quite a funny thing as well. hahahahahhaha.

[neferiusnexus]

Neo: Who are you?

???: I am the Architect. I created the MATRIX.[...]Concordantly, while your first question may be the most Pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

Neo: Are you the KFC Guy?

Architect: ...yes, I AM Colonel Saunders and everything else you see around you, which is what I've been saying! Weren't you Listening?

Neo: No... not really.

Architect: *sigh* ...listen, your life is the sum of a remainder of[...]

Neo: (Bla-bla-bla ...hey, is that HBO!?)

[neferiusnexus]

Architect: [...], which has led you, inexorably, here.

Neo: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry... you were saying.

Architect: Hmm, Interesting. That was different from the others.

Screen-Voices: "Different"!? Different How? : Are you saying I'm RETARDED : I want my mommy : What Others? Were they as Handsome? : I AM NOT CRAZY!!! : I want my mommy : WTF are YOU lookin' at !!? : I want my mommy : I want to know, are these Glasses making me...

*Julian-Smith Spoof* : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! --The Screens fall Silent.

[neferiusnexus]

Architect: You are an Anomaly.

Neo: Ha! I've been called worse.

Architect: You existence constitutes the pinnacle of genetic minorities, all the statistical improbabilities of the human race focused into a single entity.

Neo: --unbuttons, unzips, takes it out, then buttons back up *cheesy-grin* How's THIS for statistical improbabilities, you old white Prick!?

Architect: O.O, I might have... miscalculated.

[dnck1985]

HAHA Larry Ellison....The Oracle.

[666789443]

I'm feeling a little vulnerable right now so you just need to chill out. Hahahahaha!!!

[menschenopfer]

best spoof EVER!

[slaughter69corpse]

 2:29 You do not wanna see me get of this chair

I laughed so hard at that hahahahha

[gwhendri]

yes he did create many popular video games including Diablo II and sid meiers alpha centauri

[gwhendri]

har har real funny MTV bitches

[skycrysis]

Is there a echo in here?

Is there a echo in here..

[cramlow1]

Its good but still not better than the original

[melistentodeathmetal]

I created The Matrix, and several popular video games, such as Cubert, and Dig Dug. I didn't create Frogger, but I came up with the name for it. Can you believe they wanted to call it Highway Crossing Frog?

[ytscreenname]

Look the stuff tomming out of my mouth is funny because I'm Will Ferrel!

[ProtectOrSlaughter]

And the mini-door is for Muffin to go out and piddle.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

BEWOOM!!

[WelshDegenerate]

Classic.

[AnimalCarnage]

Hilarious!!!

[duckmanham]

"ERGO, OPEN YOUR YAPPER ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M GONNA ARCHITECT A WORLD OF PAIN ALL OVER YOUR CANDY ASS!

ERGO!!!

VIS A VIS!!!

CONCORDANTLY!!!

[WARMAKER1814]

oh yea what up G you can't handle it!

[sirshaunathan]

LOL

[Hellcoam]

OH HAHAHAHAA

This is golden.

Nice job justin for going with Lonely Island and more funny stuff

[krizanya]

"the door in your left, leads sissy boy here back to his beatch" -EPIC BURN

[jsef120]

i think its from mtv movie awards

[JokersBabe456]

watch the sass captain sassypants.

[LongLiveRock105]

Haha! Absolutely brilliant! What is this from?

[Makola]

2:24

[Makola]

2:26

[BrawlyProductionz]

completely pusswhipped! LMFAO

[irift3]

Can't handle this! lol

[Blackshady77]

DUmb as shit, but i like it

[marvelkid789]

you are bizarre

[iLoveMusicMuchly]

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!!

[Lamb00FGoD]

Neo:"You wont let it" Archi:"No you wont let it,im the one who talks ok mouth shut ears open,...im gonna architect a world of pain on your candy ass" LMFAO !!

[takura13]

ERGO, VISA VIS CONCORDATLY. Watch the sass captain sassy pants

[Patriot16100]

lol, he says echo, then theres an echo

i think someone who has made a .bat file would get that

[fearlesspride]

echo on

echo off

open hax0r.bat

[guitarpro001]

whats this from?

[younoob316]

watch the sas captin sassy pants

[Ashitakaandsan]

HIGHWAY CROSSING FROG

[JurkoffJay]

I guess people couldn't comprehend the architect scene, so they made fun of it, so morons like you could have a laugh. To bad you're to stupid to realize the jokes on you.

How commiserable

[Ashitakaandsan]

Free will, do you believe in it? I don't. So have fun.

[hardcoreyouser]

look! I can call you a fucking tool! how's that for a display of free will?

[Ashitakaandsan]

Not a very good one xD

[hardcoreyouser]

I just wanted to be able to say that. lol

I do understand what you mean, though. Maybe we are controlled by something else, but we don't even realise it. Our thoughts seem like our own, but they could be predetermined. If that's true though, whoever chooses our thoughts should be replaced by someone competent.

[DJjNo1]

@JurkoffJay the mans speech was incredibly hard to decipher...

[JurkoffJay]

...no.. no it's really not.

It's full of big words, so just look'em up. It's pretty self explanatory after that, I assure you.

[residentevil440]

i agree but hey america is filled with idiots

[11FrenchFry]

@residentevil440 true, but so does every country. and im american

[HyrdaRancher]

bite your tongue

[creekstar7]

NO, YOU WON'T LET IT!!!

XD

[lightningfro]

"I'm gonna architect a world of pain all over your candy ass!"

That's golden...PURE gold right there, love Will Ferrell! I may have to use that as quote now, haha.

[nr900]

watch the sass captain sassy pants

[lightningfro]

ERGO..

VIS A VIS...

CONCORDANTLY!!!!

[PukuTheBear]

Funny

[DecRobProductions]

sissy boy back to his bitch

[CloudtheNxssEffa]

I was wondering if I could find this on Youtube, hilarious.

[dessanzyhe]

lol will ferral

[ulquiorracero]

OMG too bad this isn't in the original movie... awesome!

[Itsdefault]

@ulquiorracero

isn't the original movie?

yeah lets kill an amazing trilogy cause you want Will Farrel sucks in his roles.

genius idea

[purvicide]

@Itsdefault "Amazing trilogy?" Hard-fucking-ly. How about amazing first movie.

[Itsdefault]

@purvicide

i love the trilogy.

there is more to it than " this shit has no plot"

but only fanatics give two shits to dig into it.

[purvicide]

@Itsdefault Nope, I couldn't understand that.

[theelectricguitar16]

@ulquiorracero The movie would've been SO much better

[zofes1]

XD candy ass genius

[calitja]

great

[Celbus27]

haha the door to your left leads sissy boy back to his bitch :)

[Zastrus]

No YOU won't let it! ERGO!! VISA VI!

[daivuk]

vis-à-vis

[stupidtrooper501]

grammer nazi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[authmaax]

2:25 hahahaha

and then...

"vis-a-vi ... concordedly" as in... "FY i speak cool words"

hila-rius

[VocaloidDTM]

" Why did you said that, i told you to shut up.

I told you to shut up !!!!" xDDD

[IggyHazard]

This was a work of genius! XD

[spacenakora]

Muffin and the piddle door... just lol.

[RikaRelic]

lololo

[braun3812]

ERGO VISAVY

[commando85]

"I'm feeling a little vulnerable right now, so you just need to chill out."

Hilarious. I love the way he says it.

"I know. It's the lamest thing I've ever heard. 'Highway Crossing Frog'" *cue funny ferrel expression*

[guitar5454]

favorited!!! awesome!!!

[madcon2re]

lol OMG fucking funny