'Somebody's Watching Me' - "I Have to Pee" Song Parody

[ReloadzClassic]

I -3 urine!•••••

[tyfy20]

My urine tastes just fine

[leobrian24]

Dude I fucking love you. Your videos are so fucking funny

[shhhewolf]

Did u just pee on Shane

[sorasbestfanforever1]

lol

[thegammer16]

one time i had to pee and wen i did i was mad i did cuz it hurt and then later i went to the movies and had lihe a musle spazim and peed all over the wall and the guy next to me

[TheMostDefinately]

Why did you record your voice through the opposite of auto tunes.

[bleep123bleep]

Watching Shane Drink Ur Pee was the highlight of my day

[JERSEYBABE201]

ah man i really got to pee

[TheGconway]

best video ever

[819pizza]

261 people dont have to pee

[DoctorDetroit313]

WTF LMFAO!

[jphoenix502]

so i had 2 pee before this vid so i typed in in search I HAVE 2 PEE and this showed up and so i clicked it an dnow i dont have 2 pee as much

[TheSPAZYD]

shane dawson rocks when he's in his messed up mood

[xxxilovecupcakesxxx1]

At 1st I thought shane said "Demon boy" then 1:43 came and I was like oooooh...O_o

[DeOzene1]

did I really just watch this whole thing °_°

[MusicHyperGirl123]

What the f##ck was that

[jamiah1994]

yesterday i had a huge bladder promblem

[sidney82898]

I WANNA WIN A WHITE BOY T-SHIRT :)))

Me and my friend were rolling down a hill that was a block from her house, and she randomly stood up and I saw that she peed her pants. She then informed me that she had a bladder problem (Like WhiteBoy) and that it wasnt her fault. So we had to walk back to her house in awkward silence. her neighbors were staring at us as we passed. Later on that night, she told me that she doesnt have a bladder problem, and that she just peed her pants.

[ThePatchworkPossum]

@sidney82898 Hilarious...but you're about 2 years too late...

[1206whitewolf]

It was SHANE DAWSON

[monkeyking1997]

thumbs up for the "GIVE ME MORE" guy

[cooler123999]

i was on a roadtrip, and we just took a bathroom break, then i had to pee bad. so i had to take one of my little cousins diapers and pee in that

[krazyaddicted]

GIVE ME MORE!!!!! LOL

[MelissaSosa48]

It allways feels like thi is nasty

[SuperMidgetslayer]

this song makes me wanna pee

[MasonQuinn98]

This fails.

[bleep123bleep]

Luv Ya Shane

[piggy555333]

one time me and my sister were laughing so hard we both peed on the porch at the same time and my mom was tutoring a girl in the next room so we had to cover our butts when going inside to clean up

[salihandro11]

GIVE ME MORE!

[thedude12314]

Well when I was playing baseball someone hit the ball at my balls and the next day I was pissing out blood

[shakira142561]

SO this is what happens when i type I have To Pee

[ilovekanamesama111]

This is the best video ever for some reason I like boys that talk about pee

[vimelee]

I just watched this video because I actually had to pee.

[cooler123999]

lol im the same reason as the last guy

[Kristina13Kitty]

the only reason im watching this song, is cause i had to pee. and i just looked up "i have to pee" and this shit popps up. i thought it was FUNNY.

[MsLisaWML]

So had to pee after watching this

[GUSH5060]

Onetime i had to pee so bad in school i pissed my pants and it tore a hole in my pants from being so acidy and hit my teacher and soaked his shirt.

[xBxRxExExZxYx]

oh shane.....

[MrJONESSODA67]

I pissed myself in 2nd grade had a drinking contest I won/lost

[elaineNmaria]

haha,lol know i havee to pee'thanks alot jk

[adamojard]

In seventh grade I had to pee so bad it hurt my back idk how but it hurt

[ciara456lol123]

this is gayer than its friday



[Solomiya02]

i just peed lol

[DaRk3MoGoTh]

LMFAO Shane and brittanni! XD

[vampire4525]

damn now i have to pee

[majikkool200]

Shane:O I was sitting in a 10 hour drive and I had to pee and no close store!!!! So I went in the woods

[TheXxDaRkRoSeXx]

you have a amazing future in wet work!!!

[ChuiMonster83]

kinda gross but shane was hot x)

[ExplosiveDinner]

theres things you can do to help that...

[OfficalGirl1000]

wow shane really likes pee ;)

[iconte101]

he looks like chuck norris *punch in the face*

[shanedawsonxoxo71]

Give me more

[mrgunz4U]

Shane!you lil' bitch!but I still love ya!

[DelusionalPanda]

"Give me more" D:

[ArnacMGS]

This is actually less funny when you have an actual bladder problem like I have

Good video nonetheless

[TeamShabby]

@ArnacMGS Okay calm down, why watch the video then? It's a joke. Laugh a little in life about ur problems.

[ArnacMGS]

@TeamShabby

You never know the exact content of a video before you watch it

I enjoyed the video nonetheless, never said otherwise

[TeamShabby]

@ArnacMGS Okay, but telling everyone you have a bladder problem was not smart. Now if someone starts inboxing you taking the piss you know why. This is youtube after all were little kids like to troll and try and be smart. Lol.

[ArnacMGS]

@TeamShabby

Reason I talk about

Is reason I don't mind :p

[TeamShabby]

@ArnacMGS Lool fair enough :3

[Danny175405]

fdqvchfsdvjk cudfjkvlyfrhud

[dearhsheart]

fuck now i got to piss

[dogdogdo6]

give me more...... haha u rock joe

[dogdogdo6]

like this if you have to pee ik that i do !/?!

[GamerKid419]

@dogdogdo6 i know i have to shit

[flufball100ify]

@dogdogdo6 when i listin to this i have to pee later

[GamerKid419]

Looked sexy xD

[KandiChika]

I looked this up cause I DO have to peeee O_O

[kota192]

@KandiChika me 2

[jorgemrqz1]

I like this video cuz he has to pee and he pera everywere

[that1guy866]

ha! shane and brittni got peed on!

[MsSkaterboy77]

my worst experince was when i was n a church and i had 2 pee so i ran 2 the bathroom and by the time i got there i wet my pants then my girlfriend dumped me\

[lightning913]

So everyone is talking about going to the toilet after watching the vid....

Me too!

[mayaroshandel]

sooooo.. my craziest xperience was when i was in target and my mom wen tshopping for trashcans and a new water bottle. when we were done we drove to my aunts house to sleep over. on the was there my nrother had to pee and there wern't any exits on the freeway soooo... he took the bottle and made me drink all the water so he could peee.. and he filled the bittle a third full. THEN I HAD TO PEE. but i had to hold it cuz i'm a girl and i don't have good aim

[jorgemrqz1]

Lol its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[gummybearss1]

i typed this in cuz i had to pee and im bored xP

[PoppyRendall]

lol XD xx <333

[shaevlog]

i almost thrown up when Shane stared to drink the 'pee'

[86juancruz]

Geicomoney

[DramaDoves]

lol

[KnewingFun]

like Rockwell showers with his underpants on and shane with his cap and bling bling on XD

[zois55]

it was gross and so bloody funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ToyBox990]

Nice

[1266colt]

=DCOOL PEESONG=I I wanted to pee on my computer =[

[DisturbedWolfPrince]

dude watching the toilet flush is nasty dude

that piss or shit in there eventually cause of the swirl will hit anything out of the toilet



[SarahGirl98]

Once at the roller rink, I was with my bf, and we were skating and i had to pee really bad, and it was our 4 month anniversary and people said he was doing something special.. So when I went into the bathroom to pee, I slipped and i pee'd my pants!! And after that, I forgot I left my phone and stuff outside so i couldnt call my mom to pick me up, so i had to go out there and walk to get my phone, and everyone saw that i pee'd my pants!!! IT WAS SOOO EMBARRASSING!

[harvin112]

@SarahGirl98 LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA sucks that was ur last date together hu

[losinghety]

pipi!

[drakeblack4]

like if you had to pee after watching this video..

[yoshimypet]

*tell her and she kept asking me why i smelt funny D:

[yoshimypet]

Third grade we were running the track for three laps and I was with my friend and we both had to pee so once we were finished we both went to the bathroom and I peed myself and I didn't ye

[mw2n1player]

lol shane dawson

[Juicypalmquist]

I peed on a rollercoaster and the seat was leaking and then the people on the rollercoaster were like eeewww and the ride had to be closed. It got on other people!

[Juicypalmquist]

I freaking peed on a rollercoaster and the saet was leaking and everyone went eeewww on it!

[dabeastanator]

Mine would be, one time my mom took me to a Movie Gallery, and I didnt pee in 4ever !!! So I just kinda peed on the floor, it was either that or my pants !!!

[moocowz1]

0:34 he licks the toilet brush thing hahaha

[crazyboy1425]

lol

[angelesface]

the worst 2 minutes and 21 seconds can never be replaced

[wonkabeatz]

one time i had to peepee in the middle of semester test and it sucked. and the worst part is that the teacher didnt let me peepee

[AnotherNaziNinja]

I had to pee while watching this...

[jaderon69]

@AnotherNaziNinja lol same XD

[egaffney123]

Once I had to pee so bad I peed in front of my nabers and it was about 6min. long

[ratrabbit01]

well i had 2 pee and i was in a camper nad i was rite next 2 the house and there were wolves surrounding me and my eyes were big like this..O.O

[darkness1260]

I have to pee pee

[appleman2500]

this guy is trying to be weird al yankovic

[BJMTGD]

Poor Shane

[lolhiutoobers]

when i peed sharp blades

[RomainianAAs]

thumbs up for after u watch this vid u have to pee!

[slayerdeadf]

1:29 it took shane along time to realise som1 was peeing on him lol

[naenae11g]

omg shane has problems

[megrules12]

But funny

[megrules12]

Omg shane Dawson is weird

[crazedbread]

lol

[darkness1260]

I am a man I can hold it in

[VickiMinaj23]

now i now i have to pee

[canisaytheNword]

i typed this in my search bar in stead of getting up and going to the bathroom hmm

[yinyangkittykat]

What the hells with the cum shots in the backround.Other than that I loved this.

[cosmicvampire2]

Eww to the last part

[alexselenarules]

SHANE DAWSON!!!

[TheKTnAL]

haha....check out my "pee song".

[Filip91148]

i have to pee!

[FLAMELIBRA2258]

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[MsHoney92]

yea thanks lol now i have to pee hahah

[VampireNyx7]

Dont people know when someone is joking around? This is not real ppl!!!!

[soundofsarcasm]

I knew Shane likes to be pissed on ^^

[errifficyul778]

i have to pee know and the toilet might be my cousin's mouth

[1362love]

you are such an ass that likes to drink pee

[mikje455]

@1362love why are you talking about your self?

[1362love]

you are such an ass

[Theaswomechick33]

Omg

[mrtundra45]

dont pee in the amazon river.

[tommykrause1]

OMG Shane Dawson and BRITTANI LOUISE TAYLOR!

[Brandon33akahk]

GIVE ME MORE!!!

[itsjacob1]

hahahah this is so funny

[nahtricknah22biatch]

lol im in the middle of makin a spoof of dynamite with this type of idea xD

[Jewellab0113]

shane! lol

[DoctorWhoovian]

Of course Shane would be the one to get peed on AND want more. Very very very very Shane. Love ya three!

[HolyCowItsCulvers]

SHANE DAWSON! <3

[yesh32]

I once peed in the Dead Sea. Worst idea ever.

[fuzzybunnylolable]

same here my worst experience is where i really had to pee and the lady next to me farted really loud and it scared me and it STUNK so i didnt have to pee any more true

[Jewellab0113]

@fuzzybunnylolable LOL :D

[FlameDeath2]

@fuzzybunnylolable damn that must suck

[TheGrilledham]

I love this video but it is very disturbing.

[couchfarts]

I have a hard time peeing in public restrooms!

[Jcbproducoes]

@MissRockOn20 you were at angelina jolie's house? XD

[iluvpuppies56]

poor shane.... i am going 2 do 1 and 2. $15 richer!

[CLUTCHnationz]

I was in alebra and teacher wouldn't let me piss so i pissed in the corner and got i.s.s ( in school suspension)

[justinbieberlove3497]

well i was 11 and on a feild trip and i go to the bathroom and have a peice of toilet paper stuck to my pants filled with pee

[XoJOHNoX96]

Haha wtf give me more

[2deepproductions1]

dowg u lame as fuck real shit

[2deepproductions1]

dowg u lame as fuck 

[babeeshopiez123]

Im going to the london science museum tomorrow and theres an earhquake room where it shakes OMG im gonna piss myself

[TheFreakoutGaming]

did he just pee at shane daveson!?

[BenJEriksen]

I was at the underground in London, and we had to stop at Hammersmith (Family of 5), and pay £13 for me to pee. It was terrible. I swear, five more minutes, and I would have to go to the hospital.

[ooroorooroor]

one time i was on a plane and i was tryin to pee and the pane rocked and i got pee all over me and the bathroom. i smelt like pee for 16 more hours :/

[Madhands101]

hahaha damn good video

[TheCraigathy]

I was peeing and an earthquake shook me of my feet and I fell and pee got all over my chest and my face... It sucked

[MegaGrim9]

i love this song

[mrLister3319]

iwas in high school and the boys toilets were al full so i ran into the girls then a bout a min later a bunch of girls came in i was in there four a hour coz peplee kept coming in and out but someone saw me leaving

[fragger32]

in was in flordia and i was on a roller coaster and i had to peen so i did while i was on the rolor coaster and we hit the loop and i was still peeing by the time we whet down the pee was to so it hit me a little bit and the person behinde me was soked in it lol i was about 5

[weecaitlinzful]

Shane likes piss who knew

[Mallus01]

I heard this song on Eurosport Watts

[princessp98]

So I was in d toilet and I was about 3 years old and because some1 had told me tht when u eat it turns in2 poop ,so when I finished , I decided 2 go and fry it. So I turned on d cooker and started to fry it. Then my mum and dad were in d living room and went 2 d kitchen. Then he asked me Wat this was and I said it was chicken balls, and just wen he was about 2 eat it, my mum stopped and told him Wat it really was, whilst I burst out laughing

It was very funny.

[funnyasskarmab]

i watched a documentary on how lions mark their territory...........so mr smarty me decided to mark my territory wherever i was

so one day at scool territory the teacher was teaching a normal grade 1 class i decided to pull my pants down and mark my territory in the corner ov the class

[fashionfunfaith]

Love this video XD Shane is so funnyXD and brittanys face is hillarious

[FunnyDuck43]

@philipp357 well obviously thats karma for peeing in the ocean.

[stuntgirl2000]

i whent to a vacation with my friends mom and her , i needed to pee so much , we were ont eh highway and we were gonna stop in 3 hours , i couldint hold it , i peed in my pants and it was so ambarassing :$ Loool

[volleyballismygame1]

thumbs up if you gotta pee now

[markman220]

well... I've peed on the side of the road, on a neighbors fence with him watching, in bottles... damn I peed everywhere. and BTW don't drink 1/2 a gallon of water just before a long trip xD

[DannisMusicWorld]

sounds like a bladder infection... you may need to get tested joe... shane has many sexual deseases xD. jks i love you joe and shane

[jw12061]

this song is so silly

[MegaShannii]

LOL, love this vid, love Shane Dawson in it, This song is hilarious.

[aliescullen01]

i was like 4 or 6 i had too pee and i was at the stare and i saw a mop buket and i decide3d to pee iin it and i got caught true story i got kicked out then i peeed in my moms car

[Brickpool128]

He does know that frequent, uncontrollable urinating is a possible sign of prostate cancer, right? XD

[Earthquakeprod]

@Brickpool128 dude you get the joke right?

[xoxskull333]

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[xoxskull333]

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[ninjanatalie03]

I really have to pee now curse you Joe!