Battlefield: Bad Company 2 - Knife Fail

[jloo66]

اللااااااااااااااااااااق

[derpate8926]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Sooooo nice

[JTraxx125]

I don't get why after the first 3 knives, if he doesn't die, then shoot him xD

[DarkBonesDaku]

Alternate title:

Every time I try to knife someone in BC2

[BetterThenI]

Lmao as he turns around he gotta be like "The fuck is you >:o"

[Steelmata911]

talk about rubber knife here...

[SuperLas3r]

haha



[Chinomareno]

The game is garbage depending on the server, people shrug off so much so much fire then kill you with next to nothing or just teleport knife you through an entire magazine.

[8Rodr1guez5]

@Chinomareno Its obvious that you haven't played CoD.

[Chinomareno]

@8Rodr1guez5

Stopped playing after 4. I like BC2 a lot but I've had times like this were it takes several stabs to kill or Firing a bolt action at someone seeing the blood and flinch but getting no hit indicator. I usually change servers until I find one not completely stacked and feels more reliable.

[mickys514]

If you look closer you will see that he'd mistakenly drew his dinner spoon from his utility belt instead of his knife :D

[DecrepitSoul89]

He was modded, same thing happened to me even when I shot him in the head 17 times. Modders piss me off. -_-

[MattiaCODBO]

kill him with the weapon dumbass -.-

[stupidstankie]

why core is gay!

[masterkeyify]

Knifes suck.

[cory18011801]

they call it lag.

[XxNniGoxX]

that was hacked

[browntownforever]

the knife makes me mad sometimes

[Omen8910]

mega lag xD

[991Weeman]

The knife is weird in BC2, the camera moves to the side when you knife sometimes.

[DecrepitSoul89]

@991Weeman It's real that's why, but this guy was modded

[aprildog18]

@991Weeman

I know late response, but that happens to me a lot too. I am in a place with lots of bushes and I knife a person. Then I'm like...where am I?

[991Weeman]

@aprildog18 I know, you have to look around a bit and then you get your bearings back. It's worth it for the dog tag though.

[TheSteelNightmare]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE oh wait im from the UK playing some jerk in America that obviously has a stronger connection, drop out and start a new game

[fishanhunter]

@TheSteelNightmare not all americans are jerks....

[EphraimRodrigez]

@fishanhunter there are jerks all over the fucking world... luckily there are also cool people all over the world

[westridgemattlyman]

the knife is the only thing I dislike about the game. It can fail sometimes.

[EliteRookie989]

thats happened to me like 110 times

[gabeluvsbonnie]

....yeah i would have fucking quit and went to play something else lmao.

[splashlog01]

You were using a butter knife for fuck sake

[theOrcz123]

And you didnt knife him... T_T

[TheSynDani]

Like !

[MonPiatso]

Haha classic....

[troy11995]

Would have rage quited sooo fucking fast.

[robsutton1000]

Instant rage quit.

[VideoGameOpinions]

watch?v=WUf3Lf820xY

^^^^^

This is a knife fail (for the other person)

[OoNopoO]

What a bread knife

[marko9900]

@icantbealieve39 i dunno if its fixed, but at some point when you were staright behind somone then knife didnt work, workedonly on the sides andin fornt

[hobojakobo]

would have just shot him after the second fail

[Mapleopian]

He was using a razorback.

[gravityisweak]

Hahah terrible. This was during that bug where knifes to the back didnt work, but frontal or from the side, worked fine.

[terror8878]

@MrWarmesEis it's a great game you just simply suck at the game. i snipe 24/7 and i can hit 297+ yards NO PROBLEM with the m95 (5 gold stars on it)

[mrjasonhardy]

does that when youre about to be booted from server i find.

[persona4rdabest]

happen to me as well

[Legendary588]

they fixed this so long ago, thank God

[MrWarmesEis]

shit game

[terror8878]

@MrWarmesEis its only shit if you suck at it

[MrWarmesEis]

@terror8878 look at the shit vid... its a shit game

[MetalSights]

@MrWarmesEis Lol, you just suck ass at it. This was a glitch.

[decimator22]

I'M SO GLAD ITS NOT JUST ME, THIS HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME TO ME! Not quite to that extent but it still happens.

[crazypersoncrazy2121]

teammate on hardcore!

[MrMaartenSmolders]

its because u r lower than him

u couldn't reach his neck and thats where u actually knife someone.

this happens MUCH less if both of u were on the ground or if YOU are higher

[crashbuster4]

BF2 bad company is so messed up lately

[maciejwrotek]

why did not u just shoot him

[Strat9X]

BattleFail

[Strat9X]

Пацаны, а хуле вы хотели это же баттелфэйлед

[Billitrance]

That would have pissed me off so much, i hate getting knifed anyway but getting knifed after THAT

[WassimSp]

well shoot the ******

[thelastemperor88]

my knife fails alot 2 i dont kno y

[renski1792]

i hate when that happens.

[chTbest]

check yours stats on the knife, you will see how many hits u made with knife..........

[12armyflame]

lol

[Ultimate20Alien]

shoot u fagot

[ruben4895]

LAG ;)

[ShiningXwolf]

This happened to me on CoD4, I knifed someone 3 times (Which is SUPPOSED to be a 1 hit kill) then shot him full of bullets with the 1911, then he turned around and shot me.

[LilTom895]

after the fourth time, shoot him

[NickoRules17]

JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM

[Onset61]

lol thats happened to me

[YoureWierdImN0t]

this game and WaW have wierd knifing mechanics. im used to pressing my right analog stick to knife, instead i crouch....and i get a bullet to the head. i remember knifing an enemy during a rush game on innocent island (isla inocantes or whatever) and i got a hit marker and he turns and kills me -.-

[LEGNDKILLAS]

i think after the first two knifes didnt work i would have just shot him -_-

[daexmachinus]

Chuck Norris got annoyed and knifed you.

[gbvanrenswoude]

geezus, i got this yesterday and i was really frustrated. wtf.

[17alienmd]

i know and hate that bugs with knife =\

[killah20100]

aww u beat my record of 4 knife fails fails!

[Stormshadow703]

OMG1

[MrBoesen]

WHAT... THE... HELL!?

[xXxTheDVASxXx]

battlefield moments...

[Manmannen96]

Ooops, think we got a order of some rubber knives made for the army!

[drmoxmo]

omg its a witch

[Thefirsts]

Wow guys, Why would you guys keep repeating what is already said? Are you guys that desperate to get a thumbs up?

[TheDastan96]

In Soviet Russia the victim knifes YOU.

[alzak90]

Hope that won't be in battlefield 3...lol

[TvojaStara1]

that was Chuck Norris, he noticed something that itches, he turns around and knifed the problem :D

[jamboy711]

Knifing in this game is bullshit.

I'll knife someone with the animation, the knife goes in the victim. I'll knife someone and they move out the way and I get stuck in the animation and get murdered brutally. I get this bullshit (Only happened once in Vietnam). I knife someone, he moves out the way and get his dog tag :D that was fun, he was like 5 feet away. Quick knifing, happened twice in the same game, swish and death.

[xxProgamer553]

this happend to me too wtf!!!

[mrx342]

Fps stands for first person shooter, use your guns



[TheBleson]

@mrx342

and Indie games mean there is Indiana Jones

[joey19931226]

knifing should be a bit more like cod and not like the trippy shit you do when you knife in bfbc2 like 360 to tha face

[haxx49]

bfbc2 is gay for knifing i had a hitmarker when i knifed him between the eyes fucking gay

[kisamexsx]

New Soviet Russia Map?

[MrJahoola]

Just light that mutherfocker up!!

[shadowboxin95]

Knife sucks in BFBC2... i failed many times,example : i'm behind the camper (10 centimeters of him ! i can put my D*** in his ass !), he don't saw me, i use knife and he still alive...life's a bitch...

[laker4lyfe333]

Type MYPRIZE instead of YOU in youtube and hit enter"

[Genstafa]

Hmmm...

Usually, you could try a different approach:

Maybe shoot him?

[paintdataint]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno..... FUCKING SHOOT HIM MAYBE?

[cellblock131]

if you have a fast connection, you win. 95% connection speed, 5% skill

[MIKExXxGM]

HORRIBLE BAD LAGG!!

[BluestyleY]

now thats what i call a thick skin ))) sticks and stones may break my bones but your knife will never hurt me ... )))

[RichnerDK]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!111111111111

[terror8878]

you're knife was made in china

[FrostyA17]

@terror8878 your* lol idiot

[terror8878]

@FrostyA17 you go around correcting people that has a typo in a sentence on YouTube.Com but yet I'm the idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm pretty sure the last thing these people are thinking is to spell every single word 150% correctly

[300exkx8597cobrasvt]

@terror8878 ROFL i laughed when i saw this

[GraunKee91]

@terror8878 xDDDD

[MrZolixo]

@terror8878 Racist -.-

[LlameStarcraft]

@MrZolixo Idiot -.-

[darkerego]

@MrZolixo no it's not

[Razziieify]

you're the one whos racist cuz u believe humans can have races.

[MrZolixo]

@Razziieify ?

[DamnThisThing33]

@terror8878 u was made in china

[mweagle89]

Was this on PS3 of XBoX, then It's not only a knife-fail...

[baterije]

Happens a lot to me, even worse is when I knife them first and it fails and rather than risk it I just open fire, I unload nearly the entire SMG clip into the guys neck with multiple headshots, they either turn around and one shot me with a sniper rifle and or knife me and somehow have 49% HP.

[SizeInfinity]

@baterije god bless your ping....

[baterije]

@SizeInfinity

Lowest I ever get is around 70-80 average, from previous battlefield series that should be more than enough. Also AFAIK the previous series only measured the time it took for you to "Ping" the server not for the return journey as well. Though I am unaware if this is true though it would explain why I have twice the ping on a server on BC2 in Manchester than when I go on BF2 on a server in manchester.

I think it is a case of a very poor hitbox, Point blank GOL'd someone and nowt.

[themonkey9721]

that also happens to me somethimes i need to knife them more than once before i kill them but why???

[tzooor]

wow, ur knife must be made out of rubber or something.

[taemagniji]

@tzooor made in china loooooooooooool

[wndrbread107]

that is the biggest pile of elephant shit i've ever seen in my entire life

[disturbedonepl]

i think that was a stick.

[MrThewowplayer]

lol that guy were cheating:P

[electric9091]

Fuck dice ..... too much lag... that shit happens to me all the time

[roshawn1111]

@electric9091 it aint dice its you never i mean NEVER say FUCK DICE, Battlefield 3 BABY

[Warhawkisafungame]

hahaha knifing forever and he just turns around... "Oh look, a guy" *knifes* "Good thing he didn't knife me!" :D

[WarlanceF]

lol u kno what i do GERNADE TIME!!!! or c4 if i hav any i blow those wookies back to the fucken stone age

[Jaakeup]

thats what you get for base raping asshole

[austinryder90]

I WOULD BE SO MAD

[romaeterna1]

OMG!

[KAZGARDIONX627]

Its ok, im a level 50 and this shit still happens to me lolz! ^^

[Crusina]

It's gotten alot better, but it still happens now and then.

[SDR978]

that shit pisses me off but noww i learned if it doesnt work on the second try just shoot the bitch

[jonkam10]

happens from time to time and is known as the rubber knife bug...if my first knife fails I just shoot the wookies ;)

[omnibusim]

That was Soviet Russia in action for you...The victim knifes YOU

[Mazza4Azza]

@omnibusim

HAHAHA xD

[Tecfan]

I would rage so bad.

[SamTheTwoCan]

Dude that sux, but it's funny as, that snipers just like wtf is that knife noise

[Zoggx]

fucking bug

[shampoo02]

nobody fucks with swamp thing !!

[daexmachinus]

I think you finally got his attention...

[SelffawSDivad]

@MrProductioneer Uhhh, the other guy knifed him no problem, in one try, without changing the distance between them. It's just a really spotty knife in general. I thought they couldn't get it worse than it was in BC1, but man they proved me wrong.

[M3G4G0TH]

aaahahahahahahahaha XDDD

[RodrigoDiezBivar]

That is more depressing than drowning puppies.

[Huntingwolv]

@RodrigoDiezBivar lololool

[pastafrola3]

it was Kratos!

[m3th05]

very true, the knife attack on this game is just broken, i dont try to use it anymore, got me killed too many times...

[FlareDemonReborn]

He had phonebooks under his wookie suit..

[kenny2923]

I guess he was immortal... You can't defeat a god

[stipplegripple]

that has happened to me too. wtf is up with that?

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

"Wow my back really itches"

[masterbob6]

why not shoot him?

[FPSLEBRO]

@masterbob6 Knifing is very humiliating. And you get the persons dog tags. Sadly he tried to knife Batman.

[LP710M]

I get angry when that happens to me

[mischa2142]

you are an engineer so use you repair tool^^

[cptmorgan155]

ughh, knife in this game SUUUUCCKSS....but im glad its not on PCP like in is in COD...silly COD....

[themiltarydude]

you lagged at that time or they did.

thats the reason this happens

[malmobarn]

@themiltarydude yeeeaah...... he lagged for 10 seconds, and lagged during 5-6 strikes, whilst standing totally still during this time....and he turned around and hit once and the lag suddenly dissapeared and worked fine..... please STFU, the game is glitched, stop using the lag as an excuse.

[spectreoffear]

This has happened a couple of times to me it's so gay

[TheRarehuman]

next time SHOOT after 2 failstabs

[devopevojavo]

messing with sasquatch

[modeadsex123]

Sniper: "Ooooooh, oooooh yeah. Thanks for scratching my back, I really needed that. You know what else I need?" You: "Uuuum, no." Sniper: "Your tags, RAAAAAH!!!"

[CrazyFreakyyyy]

ô.0 wtf

[rove1995]

W.T.F?¿ xD

[CrzayMazy]

LMAO I nearly died of laughing :'')

[Crawlerz2468]

happened a few times to me ofc - infuriating.

[Albatross95]

haha oh wow.

The melee in this game is so broken.

I don't know what's worse; the retarded insta-knife+lunge from CoD or this non-registering melee.

[ApocalypticCarnage13]

@Albatross95

every battlefield game i have ever played it never worded right. still great game though

[Albatross95]

@ApocalypticCarnage13

Can't wait for Battlefield3

[Blackjackreggie]

The sniper guy: ''hehe that tickles!''

[dancinghoboman]

that always happens to me either that or they seem to have commando bfbc2's knife sucks because activision made it

[jensfos]

the same happend to me. i just screamed WTF!!!