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  • This video makes me smile a devilish smile. I rise to leadership via Russian Liberation.... ahhh delusions of granduer, better than being drunk even!!!

  • Liberation sounds good, as long as I get to be a Governor over the Midwest region after the Russian Federation liberates us. Or at least a top Pollitt Bureau Card carrying member with the power to strnagle my political enemies. Can't wait until I see the days!!! Long live Russia and American Liberation!!!

  • Russia - not enemy for USA

  • To the people who said "Russia is so cool" and"ima join the Soviets" then just leave America fucking communist freaks

  • The Soviets took over Burger King!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

  • the soviets invaded youtube!

  • RUSSIA YEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYE­YEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYYE

    RUSSIA IS BEST CONTRY

  • That American soldier at 53-55 with the flag is so screwed.

  • this game has got a hell of an intro

  • fuck that im movin to canada

  • @bffhfh I guess that would be smart. Come to think of it, in the game Russia attacked both the US and Europe so Canada is probably one of the last safe places on Earth.

  • Nice "Pirates of the Caribbean" music. :D

  • at least we still have mc donnolds

  • Only if the USSR came back.....But it will one day and I will join the Red Army!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BURGER KING

  • @scott5926 Battle for the last Whopper (w/cheese)

  • Russia spend about 30 billion year on it miltary  . America spends 500 billion a year!

  • @mckinneyfoundation Russia is over that childish military stage and are starting to be a grown up nation.

  • @mckinneyfoundation And Russia is still better... :)

  • OMG! Along with MountainFox 51, please just shut the hell up about who can one up eachother? Russia and the United States of America are allies and are in no way enemies. All that shit was left in the cold war. The United States of America has the top world military at the moment. That is a proven fact and not a patriotic opinion. I admit that the past few years Russia has been spending more than enough on military but not enough to one up the US.

  • Isn't the USSR more famous for fending off a powerful military invasion and carrying their flag into battle? Kind of feels like America's stealing their thunder... Media-wise, anyway.

  • Wow really? at 0:55 a US soldier runs into the battle with a flag? what year is this? 1776?

  • 0:58 NOOOO the Russians took Burger King!!! and of course the Americans try to take it back, lol.

  • CCCP is OP and USA is for n00bs, nuff said

  • If a major attack ever came the american forces would in all fact use the secret weapons like the stelth heli and ufo like craft that is really NATOs

  • @plzwork100

    If you know them, it's not really secret, right?:P

  • @RidicuVids not any MAOR X3

  • the ossetian war was pathetic?!?! what about the U.S. defeat by vieatnam

    my opinion is that the U.S. shold worry about there own country and stop meddiling in affiars that dont concern them

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  • @bejaxx999 USSR LOL WOW

  • LOL this title cracks me up. This would never happen. 1. Russia doesn't have a substantial navy. They have to rely on buying nuclear carriers from the French. 2. Russian heavy bombers like the Tu-95 & Tu-160 in no comparison to our B-52 & B-2 Spirit Stealth bomber. I believe what it really comes down to is our armies & airforce blasting eachother to pieces. Lastly, why is the Russians so hellbent about invading us. Yet we have no desire to invade you?

  • @gravelandx88

    Actually this is propaganda, the USA invaded USSR soviet areas, such as Vietnam.

    so YOU invaded the USSR, not the other way around!

    Also:

    we saw how well your millitary did in the S.Ossetian war. VERY patheticly.

  • it would be interesting to see the soviets attack america. the outcome would be the us victory unless the us just lets its military fall to shambles. with our second amendment and the military itself i doubt there would be much of a problem for us

  • so this is a game??

  • You know its an invasion when there's a Burger King in the background.

  • What's with the idiot carrying the flag at 0:55. A rifle would seem more practical.

  • @Haakonw123 it is considered an honour to bear a nations flag to battle.. well during the ACW and Napoleonic wars it was. Maybe it is to inspire and rally the troops

  • NNNOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BURGER KING!!!!

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  • @MountainFox51

    A number of them do, to prove which nation's theoretical dick is bigger. Thus they are retards. 

  • @HazMatMedia I don't know who's theoretical dick is bigger but the Russian practical dick is bigger.

    You see, the international practical dick size of one nation is inversely proportional to that nation's national debt. ;)

  • @ichbinderfuehrer FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  • @MountainFox51

    Not so much, it's all propaganda. Explain the spy scandal last year, and Russia demanding that we pull our missile systems from Poland, Germany and Turkey, and Russian fleets visiting Cuba and Venezuela in the last couple years? We are on good terms for the cameras, but the tension has never really gone away. I actually believe that the stage is set for WW3 here very soon, it's the calm before the storm like the world was at the beginning of the 20th century until 1914.

  • @MountainFox51 good terms is stretching it a bit, more like neutral, in the. you mind your own business, and we mind our own.

  • @Methyll to bad many americans talk shit right? dont hear many russians doing so and the ones who pose as russians online are typically just overzealous americans who want to start flame wars on good videos that have nothing to do with real life. ahh gotta love the internet :/

  • @MountainFox51 yup you are right this dick contest is just annoying.

    just watch the cool vid an think of that cool but FICTIONAL scenario

  • russia outnumbers the american military almost ten times over and they both have great nuclear power

    russia vs. usa = oh shit

  • @Superchickenman159 wtf ru talking about russias shit now i know russians my dad works with them and theyve even said during the cold war they even said we couldnt handle the USA if we got into a war theyd slaughter us, in WW2 we SUPPLIED russia to win. so ur telling me just because u outnumber somebody ur gonna win no. we have a stronger military we rule the skies with our f-18s and f-22s and if russia did come over wed see them coming and then shoot em down ppl r stupid

  • @runeman1996 did i give an opinion on who would win? no, i didn't.

    im just saying that they both have extremly powerful militaries.

    and if they got into a war the world would be come a crater... somehow???

  • Funny how they fight over burger king

  • USA sleep secure in their fake power. but in case Russia starts a war against them, they are going to be caught by surprise. If something like that happens, I ensure you that, Vietnam, Japan and Iraq-Iran are going to join Russia, in order to take some sort of revenge.

  • @HellenicFinix don't forget that China, India, Iran and Pakistan Venezuela, Brazil, North Korea and Indonesia will probably join, because they aren’t exactly found of USA too.

    Who knows most countries will probably join to get rid of USA.

    WHOEVER WINS WE LOSE

  • @07084935 Like it or not, USA are hated by millions of people. They are responsible for many wars and disasters. My mistake, not the civilians, their leaders.

  • @HellenicFinix I agree with you 100%. it's a shame that the people of America doesn't realize how corrupt there government has become

    It’s more than obvious that the republicans and democrats have been made to make the people think that there is democracy. Meanwhile the corporate banks, oil companies and weapon factories are pulling the strings in America

    Media like CNN, Foxnews are being controlled. And the minds of young generations are being polluted trough television networks like TMF.

  • @07084935 Unfortunately this happens in the whole world. Democracy died many years ago. Not because of Stalin, Hitler etc. but since man kind tries to eliminate the different and misquote history. I'm glad you share my opinion.

  • @HellenicFinix, You can bring your Russian Chinese Vietenamese Iranian alliance on because alongside the mighty USA is the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zeland, France and Germany, whatever all you sad twats believe, its the US that rules the roost and her allies stand firmly alongside her!

  • @TheCharlie359 You don't realize that USA is the most corrupted nation in the world.

  • @HellenicFinix, What an Russia aint, its run by the mafia!

  • @TheCharlie359 haha WRONG!!!

  • @vegamarco4, SAD SAD SAD LIL MAN!

  • @TheCharlie359 You say that Europe's going to join you. This the biggest mistake of yours. Europe's objective is to "destroy" USA. Don't you see that there is a war between $ and euro?

  • @HellenicFinix europe will never go to usa germany alone would stop all countries and fight with us russians for a world for free people!

  • @HellenicFinix, Im British for a start and Europe is nothing on the International stage without British and French military power which im afraid is deeply aligned and intergrated with their US counterparts!

  • Lawl advertisement for burger king.. I can't wait until my game arrives this concept is EPIC

  • America is hard to invade, even if it had a TINY army...no real way to hide the massive invasion fleet you would need to cross either of the humongous fucking oceans. And of course the population is high (300+ mil) and the land area is pretty big too.

    This is why our enormous military budget makes zero fucking sense.

  • Please don't ever make videos like this one.

  • USA vs Russia!? Sound's good but not in war but in "Sports" LOL

    Basketball competition Russia as Red Team and Blue as American Team.

    Y'all know guys I want to see these to country become opponents "In Sports and Games not in war!"

  • За Россию!

  • Hey my country the beastly ass USA will blow up ur country we got enough nukes to blow up the world 80 times stay off our soil russia

  • @sa13mztrackstar1626 yeah n you live in a trailor park with no healt insurance LMAO good job dude

  • They should put a cemetary in that burger king :,(

  • We can use the fat kids as walls...

  • @RobloxFreak122 lol 

  • oh no what will america do without burger king, oh yea mcdonalds

  • @Soldierboy441 obviously better off.

  • FOR THE MOTHERLAND! LONG LIVE THE SOVIET UNION! LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!

  • hahaha, liberty is here... yea right,

  • Omg.. bullshit.. The skys is the first thing they should clear. You don´t want enemy planes to attack you while youre still in the water.. :P

  • lol it would be hard for any country in the world to invade America because every citizen in the U.S. has some type of firearm.

  • @FATPEOPLERULE123 Not all of them because some pussies don't beleive in guns. Its just like what PA Governer Ed Rendell said "America has become a nation of wusses!"

  • @DarkAngel31678 well yeah ur rite

  • Chruscev-Why invade the US? we would only pay with our own blood to make a better live for the americans. the americans could choose a communist president to improve their own live. YEAH!

    the US is only the country of the physical force , land of the gun - no culture !

  • @UniteFightBack

    Because they have a Burger King! (watch video, look closely). It's the turning point in the war. OH DAMN the USA captured Mcdonalds. There goes the whopper bomb recipe...

  • I was just listening to Reise Reise while watching this video and then at 1:10 the singer finally says Arise arise.

  • this conflict starts im sure the world will end and i will get killed

  • this is how the soviet invasion is done in seattle

    USSR: We are invading America

    America: why?

    USSR: We want Burger Kings Whopper recipie!!

  • HazMatMeida, I don't think you could have chosen better music for this video. It just goes with the video so well, almost no editing what so ever is needed becasue thats how well the scenes go with the music.

    Bravo, sir, bravo.

  • Communication Intercepted by US intelligence:

    "To Soviet Forces

    Capture America's favorite hamburger joints and starve them"

    Orders from Washington:

    "Use of tactical nuclear weapons authorized to protect the whopper and most importantly, the apple pie".

  • Greetings from Ukraine! Hate Russians so aggressive and Insatiable nation of people who like vodka should not exist.

  • @TheVadim1994 stfu and gtf away.

  • ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN END THIS MADNESS!

  • Capture the Burger King by any cost, comrades! Cowards and traitors will be shoot!

  • Russia unlikely attacks on America this weak country living in the old stocks the greatest danger to American Zionists and China

  • Die Capitalist Pig Dogs We shall take your burger king!

  • Burger King will be avenged.

  • The Russians would never invade the U.S. Sarah Palin has a wonderful relationship with them. She waves to them from her house!

  • @bahamabrz

    ...with her moose gun. They're too afraid to come over.

  • @HazMatMedia Sge has a penis man she can stop entire armies with that thing man

  • @bahamabrz: We tried to make a deal with the Russians: They can invade Alaska, but only if they promise to take Sarah Palin Hostage.

    The Russian army promptly volunteered for clean-up duty in Chernobyl!

  • @TheRebel2007 haha! :D

  • @bahamabrz thank  you Sarah

  • @bahamabrz Sarah Palin is the conservatives well trained parrot just like Bush. The russians had the opportunity to invade us more than once in the past. They are pussies because they know it will lead to nuclear war.

  • @DarkAngel31678 wussies ? lol,i dare you declare on russia at that time ,your land wouldve been a radioactive test zone and youl have cancer of each organ ....they would use it on u,wussie

  • @bahamabrz HAHAHA... JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

    The moment that all natural resources will dry up. All countries will fight for the remaining resources.

    It will be like a world war until so many people will die that the remaining resources will be enough again.

    The surviving nations/people will form a police state which will control the world and all the people. This police state will be so powerful that even its people won’t be able to fight against it.

    THE NEW WORLD ORDER!

  • @07084935 your dumb your entire plan there doesnt account for 1 thing and I think the most important thing. Human ingenuity

  • @thejaek24 perhaps you are dumb for not seeing that i was making a joke.

    but i still believe interesting things will come

  • @07084935 Such a sad joke tho interesting indeed

  • @07084935 thats if aliens from outter space dont wipe us out first to take all our resources and our entire planet. I mean people are foolish enough to think aliens will be peacefull when we make contact with them? why would they? they are far more technologically advance than us what would they gain from us? nothing. they will wipe us out like wipeing dust from an old box.

  • @07084935 Ho shit your right

  • until the soviet union gets their workers to start working i dont think they have a chance XD

  • Haha Russia and America fighting, well the Russians would need to lay down the vodka to aim straight, but they would also need obesity penetrating rounds to injure the Americans!

  • @sylvanha

    Finally a balanced and accurate opinion. XD

  • @sylvanha lmao

  • @sylvanha LOOL ALTHOUGH TO JOIN U.S MILITARY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH EXTREME TRAINING AND I DOUBT FAT PEOPLE WILL GET ACCEPTED BUT WE SHOULD USE THEM AS SHEILDS, THEYLL PROBABLY WONT EVEN FEEL A THING AND IT WILL WORK KINDA LIKE LIPO ALL THAT FAT WILL OOZE OUT AND AS SOON AS THEY GET SKINNY SEND EM BACK A BRING ANOTHER HUMAN FAT SHIELD IN HA.........I LIED YOUR COMMENT IT WAS FUNNY BUT TRUE

  • @sylvanha I MEANT LIKED NOT LIED

  • @sylvanha Hey, the Russian's never miss... They just shoot everythnig around the target also haha!

  • @sylvanha ha ha its true they are fatter then budda

  • @sylvanha lol I love america and this made me laugh

  • @sylvanha They will still have to recover from their long term hangover.

  • @sylvanha we dont need to waste our people or fuel we can just nuke bomb USa and war is over

  • @sylvanha haha good one xD

  • @sylvanha haha good one, but americans need also to lose some weight to become less target practise for the druk russian who can hit a fat target from miles away :)

  • yay die burger knig i rather eat at MacDonalds

  • LOL! Pretty hilarious to watch in 2010! Where are the marching bears? I'm russian btw.

  • The US Army loos like weekend soldiers compared to the Red Army

  • @TheAKmatics That's because they are national guard. In the game the majority of American forces are in Europe.

  • @ThucydidesTzu

    Imagine a war only with rifles, tanks and artillery, a war without high tech toys like drones. Imagine that every city, every street, every building even every room become a fort like in Stalingrad. Do you think you americans have the mentality to stand a battle like this? In Vietnam it took 2 years to make you capitulate, we are not dumb sand niggas with antique rifles. When it comes to war, we know how to survive with minimal supplies. That´s why we beaten the Nazis!

  • @TheAKmatics You know nothing of war.

  • @ThucydidesTzu

    That´s a good answer.

  • @TheAKmatics errr...you didn't beat the Nazis actually...but whatever...anyway i like to eat enough...

  • @123omnia123 the us didnt single handedly beat the nazis but the americans did play a critical role in there defeat

  • @BrettJRipley agree

  • @TheAKmatics no u beat the nazis because hilter was a retard and fought a war on two fronts also the german army was ill equip to fight in a russian winter up on till then the nazis were raping the soivets

  • like daniel tosh said "Every american soldier should be able to wake up, eat breakfast with his family, then just drive to the combat zone"

  • we need to protect burger king

  • Victory for communism, death to the evil imperialists.

  • @Song476 ...capitalists?

  • this was what america was afraid of during cuban missile crisis

  • @lilwayneisgarbage09 I think they were afraid of being nuked during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

  • @GFedFan if they nuke, you think the us would have just said "Oh its ok"? It would have been a full scale war

  • whats the difference between the soviet union and united states? their government was a little different but america in 2010 is just like the soviet union almost.

  • @DreamerXGroup Then you obviously don't know much about communism or capitalism.

  • hundred thousands of Russian armies vs. Millions of American forces...who will gonna win?

  • reality check radio dot net

  • Oh yeah im sure Russia can easily take out america with their one aircraft carrier they own lol. *sarcasm*

  • This is why anyone who owns a gun should be make a member of the Resefves. A war like this could very well happen and I;m not joking.

  • Da ...... pipeC

  • Invading America would be the worse decision any country would make. It would a worse than Hitlers decision to invade Russia.

  • @Bellicose9 fail troll

  • @Bellicose9 Actually Hitler kicked Russias ass but he made avoidable dumb mistakes shame.

  • every ne is part of something(ex: eu, un, nato, etc...). it is no longer country vs country it is now countries vs countries.

  • the Soldier carrying the american flag is fukin epic!

  • @watever2529 more like suicidal

  • @Mavlik

    yes agreed but yet epic...

  • You did way to much LSD pal, you retarded. My father built Nuclear Missiles for this country, not to mention the "DOOMDAYS CLOCK at 7 minutes to Midnight at which time a 100,000,000,000 atomic bombs will detonate in central mountain time killing everyone who ever tries to seize control of America. You know nothing and the video sucked to.

  • @AliHussain313 and yeh other countries are with russia too everyone hates america and then would join to attack U.Sfor example the iraq and iran , and china.

  • Tbh, if the Reds wanted to invade America. The U.S would get owned. Russia's army is twice the size of the U.S, and a quarter of Americas army is fighting in the middle east. To beat Russia, it would take a coalition of the U.S, Great Britain, Germany, France, Italy and Japan. The rest of the NATO armies are small in comparison. But I believe the U.S would be retaken and the Allies would prevail once more.

  • @MrDeano324 actually not true...the much of the population is armed. Of course the liberals would give up..but a portion would fight. It would be too expensive and Russian population is 150 million or so while americas is 310 million. Factor in that the russians cannot project power nor have the logitics..they would fail at the epic scale.

  • @MrDeano324 Nope! It won't work. Russia is seriously poor. They cannot even get corruption and poverty right in their own country. They neither have the means nor strength to attack America.

  • @dexun1847 The bigger question is... what's the point?

  • our naval strike groups would never let that landing occur, the russians would get raped in less than 3 weeks guernteed, seeing as russia's people starve while their military "grows" its easy to see just how their economic situation is to fight a war....

  • 1:00 HOLY SHIT! ITS THE WAR AGAINST THE BURGERS!

    ...thank god the US and SU joined forces to save us...

  • its actually way more likely for russia to invade Canada than anything else.

  • @akropiss Theyed invade Alaska first, and the only part of Canada they would care to invade would be the western part of British Colombia, which most of us Canadians don't care mush for that part of the country (40% of Pop. in Ontario, 25% in Quebec, BC 13%) And remember, the US would be the objective, and we know this, so we would just let them move threw as long as they don't go east. (Don't look at me like that, it's not like the US wouldn't intersept a nuke going to NY over a Canadian city)

  • @dave19941000 you clearly haven't been reading the news have you. The Russians are gearing up for an invasion of CANADA. normally I wouldn't believe a conservative prime minister, neither does most of the country, but when he accuses an other nation of planning something like that, I'm pretty sure he has evidence. Vladamir Putin was whale hunting in the arctic while Harper gave the speech.

  • @akropiss Well, as a member of NATO, an invasion of Canada would start WW3, and, even if the americans think otherwise, the Russians are not THAT stupid.

  • @dave19941000 well as a member of NATO, an invasion of America would start WW3, the Russians are not THAT stupid, there' no oil, nautral gas, timber, minerals, fresh water, metal ore, and empty land like there is in Canada. (and its less defended)

  • @akropiss Yes, but the result would be the same, the full force of NATO would be fighting in Europe, Asia and North America. The thing is, the Russians don't want a war, they know that they could not win it (Same thing for us) and there having problems just stoping the insurgency in there asian territorys (Most Russians live on the European side) and there's also the whole Kasekstan issue. But in the end, Russians arn't stupid, and they know what WW3 could mean.

  • @akropiss Maybe they want a place that's warmer and more habitable than their homeland. Canada's climate is probably greatly similar to Russia's climate.

  • @GFedFan mostly yeah the climate is similar, but only in the winter, I suppose the Russians would also want 60% of America's oil supply amongst other things.

  • Dude honestly i think the people of New York alone would be able to stop a Soviet invasion. Almost every one has a gun in there already and they are the most aggressive civilians in the world.

  • @raulrolon7 are you kidding? JEW York has some of the strictest gun laws in the US, along with Commiefornia, those would be one of the few places the russians could hold without fear of partisans. How are you going to fight off Russians with a 5 round mag that requires a key to remove to change mags?

  • remember the clothing line from that Gean Hackmann Cold Far Film.

    "If it had been for Nuclear Weapons we be fighting them(Godless Russians) in the streets of Chicago.....

  • Бойтесь пендосы.

  • @UncowerStas Я не говорю на русском языке

  • im not quite sure if this game is pro russian invasion or not those posters at the end really threw me off. and can someone tell me if it ever came out