MASTURBATION NINJA!

[BradsBabe19]

My friend showed me the HIDE YO KIDS vid. That night I stayed up watching your vids. Been hooked since.

[prandrews345768]

i saw 13 year old father and then...

yea

[Svninja10]

i saw the 13 year old baby and i was like "wow this guy is funny" and stayed up all night watchin ur videos. Fan since.

[missychick1999]

fluffee was talkin about tat 13 yr old havin a baby n ya .... :/

[WHOOSHer3]

I typed in ''weed''... :)

[westpointe3]

i decided you were better than raywilliamjohnson, so i unsubscribed to him, and ive been subscribed yo you for years.

[123KottonKandy]

I was watching miles jai :o

[Posseser9997]

i was high and wanted to watch weed related videos

[starflowermoon]

i saw the 90 year old pregnant person thing and just took it from there

[kayzar56]

off a friend who has similarly awesome taste

[jenniferfeliciano66]

the 13 year old father video. i saw the title and wanted to see and i laughed my ass off.

[vivisuqqarsweetz]

i typed in '' funny people/comedians'' an i accidentaly clicked fluffee instead ov gabriel iglesias

[terminator2149]

i saw i think it was driveby fail something like that which made me want to subscribe

[MarcusFen2008]

Ironically, I discovered you from your McPorno vid xD

[KibaFoxWolfHybrid]

I was... I don't remember, I remember that I laughed my ass off though! ;D

[LeftAstray]

i thumbed up cus you said Tim Hortons :D

[Svninja10]

@kirikakirikakirika

cool story bro



[TheKeyOfStupid54]

i wuz watchin somthin den da next vid wuz 13 year old dad then i started watchin dem!!

[disguy67]

@TheKeyOfStupid54 lol me too

[kirikakirikakirika]

My little sister showed you to me. 0_0

[andy56duky]

@kirikakirikakirika awww

[19viper99]

Most ppl found u when lookin for a big dic on the dollar menu

[DarcqueProductions]

Well honestly you added me as a friend as an advertisement asking me to check out your videos. So I looked at your videos and found them actually pretty funny.

[ImAPizzaGuy]

I was looking for grand theft auto vids and u came up and after I watched it fluffeetalks came up

[madmanslullaby1]

ah, yes, the day i found out about fluffee. it was a warm summer day on 2010, the interwebs was new to my house, so i had decided to roam around. little did i know i was about to find the best thing in my life. it had started off with me watching a dancing banana, then 3 girls dancing on a weird background, then one thing led to another, and, well kids, here i am

[Narutofreak155]

my best friends brother was watching your drivethru rant and I asked him to play that one again and been watching ever since you are the funniest dude on youtube!

[Zaraki116]

A friend Recommanded it to me.It was just to hard to Resist.

[fluffyemokittens]

I saw your video for 12 year old father when I watched more after that Iwas hooked

[SOCHEESY13]

I'll bet 3/4 of the people waching this don't know what tim hortns us

[coren2x4]

i dont know the first thing i watched but my friends was watching you laughing his ass off so i came over and you were and still are funny fluffee rules youtube dude

[brooklea98]

I found you 13 year old dad video. I don't recall how, it was a long time ago

[CrazyArtist11]

i actually just found out about you a few months ago when you posted your losing your honours video and i got interested so ever since i have been watching all of your videos because you are hilarious! :)

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

SHIT! now i've seen EVERY FLuffeeTalks video T.T

[aiden246]

I was looking up weed videos on the internet and I found the video of how your friend save like an imp or troll thingy or what ever like 3 years ago hahaha made me laugh xD

[IanTalksRS]

I remember seeing your first video several years ago, maybe 5, but I'm not sure, seeing one of your first videos with a name I cannot recall.

[slipknotu555im666]

first video i seen is the tattoo eyeball vid and sense then well you know..

your the man \,,/

[RenegadeKingShawn]

I first watched you talking about a 14 year old Russian who killed his father with a sledgehammer.

[xMakaPakaMLGx]

because of the retared facial expresions u make and all the pychopathic gay stories like wanking in mc donalds

[ChunderPony]

The main reason I watched this is because of the facial expression on the thumbnail..

[MyComicRulez]

No, not vinegar. Don't use vinegar! That'll fucking hurt!

[josefanania]

well,i was watching the big band theory and for some reason u came up and i just said screw it then u were funny so i subscribed

[bellamfnbananas]

My brother was watching your video about the guy who got a metal nut stuck on his penis and I lawled for days.

[TheTreyVision]

I was lookin up the 13year old dad and ur vid showed up then the rest was history

[Catherineisawesomful]

so that's why i checked it out lol xD

[Catherineisawesomful]

I thought it was very naughty. jk xD

[MsMariofan123]

my cousin showed this to me.

[KamillaIsMyName]

I saw your 13 year old dad video :P

[sargentcrackers]

it was probably weed

[sargentcrackers]

LOLed @ rubbin it

[cahr412]

i was high as hell and jsut discovered you.

[XxMrBuckketxX]

i just fucking laughed my ass off so hard when u said when "im Rubben it"

[Emithly]

i was sad and needed cheering up and you were on my suggestions <3 big loves <3

[Mflet1995]

i was bored, so i typed "Fluffee" for some reason in the youtube search box and i saw your first video.... lol now i love it !! (:

[VampiraRedful]

I saw you're "No Bunny Dies Tonight" video. Now I know it word for word. O_o

[MannysAshesMusic]

FLUFFEE SUCKS!!!

now that I have your attention... Fluffee's awesome!!!

[Amon1525]

THE OPENING WAS SO AWESOME!!!

[TheMattyschannel]

my cuz and i found u vary funny so i told my friends bout u and now we all r fans

[brandonzeelying]

I searched lonely 21 year old.

[Angelplayer991]

i thought the happy meal came with a happy ending LOL

[ithinkyourpritty]

my brother stared watching your vidios so i did. and i got addicted and became a fan.

YOUR FUCKING AWESOME MAN!!!!

[Bton1233]

smoken fake weed in 7th grade

[TheBiohazard43]

Oh... You're not supposed to jerk off in mcdonalds. Ok then I guess I'll just have to figure out another way to impress fat chicks!

[blackanimelover18]

I saw the 13 year old day video and I was no good after that, then I saw your I love dick video and haven't looked back since.

[guitarsomethin]

i was probably searching for weed

[TheOffice2212]

I was watching "I'm Fat" by weird Al when I was scrolling down the vids in the corner and saw McPorno

[MultiSpinners]

Dude like honestly i was searching for weed and you came along

[dawgt11]

Found u cause I looked up "kid forced to smoke weed"

[evanwearsprada]

BDAY PARTY AT MCD!?

[TheEvanescencefan16]

God damn you're hot!

[TheRockCraft]

I saw "No Offence But" and couldn't breath again JK

[TheRockCraft]

Oooh that's where they get that big mac sauce........ Eeew!

[NVIOUSChick]

I came across your video "No Offense But" and I LOVED IT!!! So I started watching more bc (1) you're right and (2) you're hot ;)

[TheTyianaLile]

i was just lookin up the newz and found fluffe

[Kaitlyn0299]

I walked into my bros room and saw one of ur videos paused on the screen i watched it and i was like "That man is a god" and ur really hot

[N16Teen]

Probably started wanking over all the fat chicks at McDonalds :P

[ThatSquirrelBites]

Math turbation

[jsmokez666]

@ manicmitchung. Fluffee stuff is the only thing that keeps my anger under control haha

[jsmokez666]

Manicmitchung

[TreyMan1231997]

Wtf is a Tim Horton's? It must be a Canadian thing...

[jsmokez666]

I typed in fluffee and now I'm addicted

[ManicMitchung]

@jsmokez666 Same here

[BarbieBia]

if youre gonna mooch micky ds wifi to jerk off at least do it in the parking lot damn lol

[Jimbob66DD]

I just had a Mcdonalds ad before this video.

[SpidermanEminem]

no top comment?...my time to shine FLuffee IS EPIC BEST YOUTUBER EVER!

[Nextlevelcarpfishing]

i got hacked, and when i got my account back, you were on my recently watched videos :)

[thagamerslayeer12345]

He was jerckin off because he saw the big mac :D

[ccio911]

Killer racoon.

[nibargerswife51482]

My friend actually came across one of ur videos (the one where the guy thought he shit in his gf's car) & then as they say...the rest is history haha

[udontknowme8673]

i first discovered you when i saw the video about your black friend and throwin a rock at the car and shit. im pretty sure i searched something like "racist rock" or something like that. but anyway, yours came up and i was like. shit. he looks funny af. so i watched and subscribed.! WINNING.!

[akaryley551]

when u were talking about zombies

[StormieSceneGirl]

i first discovered u wen u were talking bout the 13 year old dad... showed me parents too

[immerbaby45]

i jerk off at burger king...... sooo much better

[MrTOOLAZY123]

the first vid of yours i saw was called 8 needles up your butthole. what? i was just curious. anyway it seemed wierd to be watching that at the SAN LEANDRO PUBLIC LIBRARY. and i was on the computer facing everybody in the library.

[ilovebadmovielover]

i just saw a video with alot of views so i was like...i guess ill check that out (13 year old dad) and then at the end i started watching more of your videos then i became a fan the end

[MrEastereggy]

how would he know tht vinager hurts?!

[FatimaFleshEater]

13 year old dad, dude!

[TheMohguy]

it was13yr old dad if i remember correctly

[TaylorBaylorO8O5]

i was looking up videos about that one 13 yr old father and i saw your video and i thought you were funny

[babble2leeza]

Saw your cute face so I clicked on your channel. You were so funny I subscribe, we were hooked on u.

[thegod688]

don't make fun of makedolds

[james86553]

fluffee, weed, obvious.

[Raella69]

first fluffee vid was about some gay pervert and cotton candy or some shit. I thought you were a pretty freaky too, but then i realized you're a pussy.

jk but at the same time... "Really? No balls?"

[K2ACP]

I watched an episode of your happy wheels videos because there wasn't enough nova vids. Then I saw a related Kim Jong il video and I watched it, then I subbed :)

[C0mpLetEWeirD077]

i think tht liek i was listening to sum song and yu wer on the side and i watched video (idk y) and i was hooked and i watched liek 20 more tht day. and i liek yor videos cz yor really funny and yu swear a lot, idk wats up wt me and swearing but yea haha :P

[AliceinWonderlandX9]

my best friend made me watch it

[SoniDesiRoyalty]

I don't remember but it was when I had my first channel years ago.

[jokesonyou4321]

my friend was listening to it through his mic on playstation

[deadrisingpsycho]

your epicness and my ninja skills collided

[Ilovefluffee123]

about 4 years ago i got online and just started to type in "awsome funny videos" and after that it was love at first view! Congrats on your honors btw..

[LYLYPIE5]

Your vid was on the home page and I saw 11 year old mom and I clicked on it and I loved u ever since

[TheBrandNameShoe]

yeaa um... i typed in 11 year old and it came up w/ 11 year old mom so i clicked and my life has just been a misunderstanding since then...

[momo420love]

are you a pot-head?

[yomamasofatguys]

I discovered you because my friend told me about you and I was bore so I checked it out... You're pretty funny... :)

[LiakiUSA]

I wanted a bunny..I typed in Fluffe Bunnys and you were like somewere the..Lol

[YonaRider1]

You have the best thumbnails ever....

[punkykitten01]

how did I discover you? I was a socially awkward 11-year-old that had just discovered the weird part of Youtube and had found a video of some guy talking about evolution or something and I noticed that he was wearing a Slipknot hoodie (fuck yeah) and that he was super hilarious so I subscribed immediately.

That was the first night my mum believes I started 'sleep-laughing'.

I called it 'watching FLuffee videos till the early hours of the day'.

[SuPerEg0TeEhEe23]

I just had to hit the fluffee button

[MegaStarRater]

saw u on the home page and thought y not

[Mr666superman]

You made me laugh

[RoseRayne28]

I've watched all your videos I dont even remember. Just random looking for funny videos and it may have been the one about the suicidal ninja guy. Cant remember >.<

[fallwinterpro]

My friend showed me the addicted to dick video:)

[jeryoung2011]

was with a bunch of friends and my brother pointed it out btw was really high lol

[ScrapperSays]

I was looking for a funny Blockbuster video and I found yours and clicking on it, thought "Well I wasn't expecting this." I watched it. Laughed my ass off. Watched some more. Never stopped.

[darknavi21]

when i was shown by my sister ,ang, god himself who is crazy for fluffy

btw this is her bro

[CODlegend1995]

a school project

[98Lubo]

i had a Mc donalds ad before this about a pregnant woman

[BVBlover100]

friend mentioned you while we were arguing on who's funnier on youtube :PP

[zombies7078]

My brother told me

[sparteon]

When I saw the video about the key getting stuck in the little kids eye.

[fantasyfan12341234]

ive seen your vid -12 year old dad  and found u funny

[wwerules640]

I was serchin guns on youtube and i found the vid with the kid with a pistol

[MrDanieltk]

Iwas watchin video game videos then saw urs nd its jst fukin funny

[EPICTRANSFUSION]

i was just watching cat vids and your vid poped up isnt that a load of shit

[exboxlives]

My friend told me bout it

[factorextream123]

Idk how i found Fluffe.... i think i was scrolling through random videos........... :D

[marina020895]

my bf was in the hospital because he broke his arm and me and his dad were playin around and makin fun of him and then we were talkin about youtube and u

[SerynMacleod]

The 4 boobs video :P

[babylana70]

i actually cant remember how i discovered you... or maybe i do.. hmm

[brettski900]

a comment on a video i was watching said you were one of the best channels to watch while high... now im subscribed

[rgarner31]

....the voices told me too... o-O

[OddRobRAV]

i dont remember. i just remember being really baked and the next morning getting on the computer and finding this on the history

[XxOneTrueKillxX]

I wuz on the home page of uTube and I saw your "Girl rapes man" video and was interested so yeah :) BTW that wuz 2day...

[JoseDrakeRamos]

I stole my friends phone and I clicked out of the porn tab, and there you were.

[BalletHipHopDancer18]

i was looking up the 13 year old boy who doesnt know financial, then i clicked on you then you were hilarious so yeah I LOVE YOU FLUFFEE!! :))

[lilmissnever]

The ten year old mom video.

[XxDeath666ScreamxX]

My girlfriend, Abbie! lol

[SstringTheory00]

same thing missleiagurnhill and racistfishbol1 said minus the "i was looking up well......... etc" portion....

[faz8105]

i just fliping through nd the i saw ur video 17kids 14moms and 1DAD!

[TheDirtymonkeywithaf]

i was lookin up ghost vids and ur real ghost vid came up and ive been watchin evr since

[AnthonyDavidRoun]

"I thought the Happy Meal came with a Happy Ending" LMFAO dude xD

[KaylaAnimeLover1]

i saw man rapes a homeless man in a jenna marbles reccomended video thing :3 and i have been watchen ever since

[XXXBrokenXXXLoveXXX]

I typed in porn... And it popped up one of ur vids....

[truetocheer]

i saw one of ur videos and i was like that looks funny plus u looked cute :)))

[96gummybears]

One of my friends sent me a link to GIVE ME YOUR BABY!... lol I've been hooked since.

[MsLady4you]

13 year old father.... i think

[mikekuruk]

The first one is saw was Drugs Save a Trolls Life!

[converse729]

A friend of mine posted a link to one of your videos on facebook I remember so I clicked on it and then instantly subscribed:D

[FallenAngel6162]

Me and my friend were looking up stuff on Youtube and I saw 13 year-old dad and thats when I fell in love with you FLuffee... XD I LOVE FLUFFEE!!!!!!

[TheEmokid210]

Ehem :D

[missleiagurnhill]

I have a top comment!!! Im so happy I could cry :')

[MagicalPony95]

i saw my friend had favorited one of your videos and you looked...different haha

[CRSLSam]

I found your videos by just doing random searching on Youtube (come on, you've done it before)

[THESSlovers]

my big bro showed me a year ago he was 17 and i was 15

[LolflapMask]

I know there's a lot of fetishes:Moon Guard

[Glowmunster666]

My ex showed me Fluffe,but ure the only good thing that came out of that 5month realtiosnhipXD

[darklemon152]

i was masturbating and u came on by accident

[Tay9711]

I was hanging out with my brother and he was all like 'I'ma show you this new guy on Youtube!' And he told you me you funny, and I've been hooked on your videos ever since then!! :)

[Kanonakiana671]

your so sexy



[poster108]

I just found out about you now...

[XXCRAZYXXKOOLKID]

HEY FLOOFEE IM CANADIAN TOO I BET UR FROM BC BECAUSE U LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY COUSIN AND YOU SOUND LIKE HIM TOO BUT IF YOUR FROM ALBERTA IN FROM THERE TOO

[GamesNshiet]

In a bed across the street from a mcdonalds filled with 37 year old males........ Or just found about you on the Canadian subscriber leaderboards 2-3 years ago

[MgGiecelene]

0:36 LOLOL

[Keegan267]

I was board one day then I went on youtube and found you and have never stopped watching YouTube video's of you

[shamraizisshamoo]

i watched this when it first came out. now im not saying that i was high but when i saw it first i didnt see half of it. i was loughing to hard when he said rubbin it. i watched it again today and ....yeah..

[TheKingsnake22]

My friend said you were very funny so he made me look you up . i thought he was lying and i was like holly crap hahahahaha yay must watch more. no i wont play! friend watching flufeetalks

[kingdomhearts12363]

happy wheels