that guy after 3.5 four lokos

[tips998]

Don't be that guy

[sspeed112579]

just so you know those shits will kill you

[Trust559]

Haha you most of never drank with me b4 bro come party with me and I'll show you boo yeah! ;))

[Fuckyeabruh]

Yo no bullshit I drank 6 of them shit was eazy. All you need is some goons with you, some weed, coke, dustoff and its eazy as fuck. :)

[R3ptilian]

@Fuckyeabruh werd

[goofygobber101]

four lokos will fuck your shit up! lost my drinking virginity to that crap- worst decision of my life. there are 4 servings in each can

[toptop22top]

four lokos some nasty shit.

[Trust559]

I can drink six and not black out lol fucken light weights SMH

[flwlessfrombirth]

@Trust559 youd be so fucked up there 12% that be like drinking almost a case of light beer

[420DRo420ful]

that guy's 14x loko

[bpmbrent]

you don't wanna be that guy



[boxcarairwaves182]

if you e brag about tolerance put a vid up of it.... aside from that this was hilarious mid day hammered Frisbee

[2hSmackProductions]

1 loko fucks you up, 2 makes you puke. no way he drank 3 1/2

[dignityinmypants]

@2hSmackProductions he bought a case of them before they were going out and yes he drank 3.5 i saw him drink them

[sreinvention]

no one likes to be that guy. lol

[chickenkillz]

i love 4 loko

[whodafuckfarted]

hes that guyyyyyyyyyy

[Goalkeeper4life99]

the women in the back at 2:18 is finee

[24BarbieHarajuku]

@Goalkeeper4life99 i thought the vid was sorta boring but then i read this comment and decided to watch the vid till 2:18

[adamr1205]

But i only weigh 145 lol

[adamr1205]

1 fuckss me up lol

[1wolverinefbfanatic1]

what a little bitch, it takes two of them to get me buzzed, three and a half and i may finally be hammered

[SelectionSeven]

@1wolverinefbfanatic1 bullshit

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

@1wolverinefbfanatic1 Lying ass sac of shit.

[nakeejake69]

THE MUSIC REALLY ACCENTS THIS INTENSE GAME

[IDFgivati]

where is this taken? buildings look nice.

[liljoker312ak]

shit he had half of one

[KrazyKuul111]

that guy is getting laid tonight

[devilledevil98]

I drank 4 and drove home fine one night. -__- Light weights.

[candywrapp]

@devilledevil98 bullshit

[devilledevil98]

@candywrapp I'm 6'1, I weigh 240 pounds and I drink pretty regularly. Don't be mad you can't even drink half of one with out throwing up. HAHA

[EnveeH2]

@devilledevil98

thanks for being irresponsible and putting other people in danger as you barrel down the street with 4 four lokos in you -_-

[25Celtics]

wouldnt you die from 3 and a half four lokos? 

[guitarcrazed188]

@25Celtics not if you have a high tolerance. and they took caffeine out of them. going past 4 is a deathwish

[sdfgsdfghjkl]

icp is gay

[SonOfabeast24]

Don't be that guy

[vandals989]

everyone hates being that guy...

[MyClusterFuckery]

FOUR LOKO! FOUR LOKO! FOUR LOKO!

[MsSaraThompson]

What a hero that other guy is! 1:46

[DinoSaurButtSecks990]

That guy is a fag

[YourRoadToHell]

for three and a half four locos he's pulling along pretty good lol.

[NickSpeakz]

loko's are gay beer

[YourRoadToHell]

@NickSpeakz nah locos dont make you fat and cheaper then beer

[DipB4Spit]

@NickSpeakz amen..

[robbeyredeye]

Public intoxication at its finest

[goldengod90]

"I feel like everyone is just judging me" LOL 2:21

[yuuaiintgrizzbaaby]

First time I had 4 loko I chugged 1 because I had to hide it crime my parent such were asleep than 10 minute later I chugged a 3/4 of one and almost yacked

[shelbyoliver90210]

holly shit dude is past wasted

[apocyldoomer]

wow nice GAY red socks.

[illuminatioracle]

young chris pontius

[crazy91111]

"that guy" is a troll

[SongHooks1993]

lol "hes that girrrrl"

[95apt]

lmao its funnier cus he calls himself "that guy"

[bhx9fe2]

@shortfatjohn im not inbred broski, ur obviously in the zone chief, and tanning hard. keep fist pumpin OH! awl wait i am a product of inbreeding, and i apologize. you used to not jack off guys for 40 dollars, but then you took an arrow to the knee

[shortfatjohn]

@bhx9fe2 come on, is that the best you can do, dick hole?

[bhx9fe2]

@shortfatjohn OK mofkr.u just asked4 th youtube comm ass beating of ur lyfe. here goes... im sorry, you were totally right, and my talking points were totall irrelevant. no joke, im sorry, new jersey is gay, and so is anyone visiting/living there.all apologies for being totally rude, sir. if you would be so kind, as to provide me with your address, i will metriculate to ur place of residence and kiss ur butt crack with both lips

[shortfatjohn]

@bhx9fe2 Really? That's the "ass beating of my life?" Give me a fucking break. Come up to long island and say that shit to my face, motherfucker. While you're busy jerking off to the thought of me, check out my videos on my other channels, PinePowerNJ and NoMTAtransitcuts. Now fuck off.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn hahaha strong island, i thought philly but long island really takes the cake

at least you're not from staten island, then you'd be a real small-dicked faggot

[ChadwickMichaelWill]

i once drank 4 of these and couldnt see straight, literaly.

[babyspookyable]

dam those things are nasty...

[FlowerFantasy101]

poor guy

[rocaho001]

fucked up how everyone just ignores him. Somebody could've been nice and just came up and said hey man, you're fucking wasted, just sit down and relax.

[PerfectFellatioRatio]

LMAO at 2:22 what was he even trying to do????

[Havenscope]

On the first of December, 2011, I proceeded to drink 3 four lokos in about 2 and a half hours. I almost got arrested for panhandling money at the gas station down the street from me afterwards. True story.

[bhx9fe2]

@shortfatjohn quit hatin holmes! idc4 jersey shore show myself, but to suggest that everyone in the state is a tard like dj pauly d is just daft. and whats wrong w getting wasted in college???? what are u a jehovahs witness? leave these damn jersey college kids alone mister.

[shortfatjohn]

@bhx9fe2 Those douches aren't even from NJ. It's dickheads from NY and PA that ruin NJ. College should be a time for education. If you want to go to drinking school, don't waste the time and resources of a college education. Do I really have to explain this to your inbred ass?

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn "College should be a time for education."

Wow, what a herb you are! You ever been to college? lol I bet you're an angry virgin

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee So then universities aren't institutes of higher education? See, this is the reason why people like me will always be in charge of people like you. While you party your way through college and squander the opportunities, I studied hard, got my degree and then went to grad school and earned a Ph.D. People like me will always be making the rules for people like you. But hey someone has to pump my gas and cut my lawn, so drink up, you fucking pole smoker.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn "See, this is the reason why people like me will always be in charge of people like you. "

You're not in charge of anybody, you pathetic little man.

"People like me will always be making the rules for people like you."

More rules for me to break? Awesome!

Are you a dickhead cop who hates life or something?

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee Sorry to burst your bubble, little girl, but the highly educated and wealthy class is most certainly in charge of you and your sad life. You placate yourself with trivial things like drinking and partying, while we legislate how you live. It's how the world works. The current power structure has me at the top and you at the bottom. Give it a few years, once you move out of your mom's basement and enter the world of the uneducated working poor you'll figure it out.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn What do you do for a living, Short Fat John?

Let me guess... you get paid to make assumptions! Yes, that must be it! You are a master of your craft!

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee Actually, you're not far off.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn What are you, a trader or something?

I bet you feel really cool. After all, the amount of money you accumulate in a lifetime determines your actual worth as a human being.

Actually, all the R&T massages in the world aren't going to make you any less of a miserable shit...

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee Hey man, don't knock the full release. At least I don't have to date rape sorority chicks and cuddle afterwards to get my dick wet. Keep playing your acoustic guitar and hackysack while I keep make fucking bank. I'll run over your fucking frisbee with my 911 Turbo.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn I never went to College, I never played Ultimate Frisbee, and I would never put my penis within a mile of a sorority skank. You got me on the hackeysack though, I must admit.

I'm like 90% sure your marriage is failing and your only true pleasure in life is shoving your net worth down other peoples' throats.

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee Well then you'd be, like, 90% wrong. Ever wonder why stable wealthy couples have low divorce rates, while white trash such as yourself have high divorce rates? Do some research, dumb fucker. The fact you never went to college explains a lot. Just another dumb fucker working minimum wage. Have fun with the rest of your miserable life, trying to pay rent, trying to make ends meet, and living paycheck to paycheck. I'll be at my vacation house while you're flipping burgers.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn I'm sure your wife isn't at all interested in your money.

"I'll be at my vacation house"

getting angry at kids on the internet

lmao

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee You have no idea how great it is to be rich and have a family. Why do all poor people think that rich people are miserable and have marital problems? You couldn't be further from the truth. In reality it's poor people who are fucking miserable. Why? Because they're poor! Don't project your white trash broken home shit onto my stable family, loser. Aw, was daddy boning a local waitress and left you and mommy? White trash will always be white trash. Fucking deal with it.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn Not a waitress, but yes, my father did get addicted to crack cocaine and had a child out of wedlock. That was pretty awful.

I do know how well rich people live. My father was a trust fund baby, and many of my family members are really well off. My uncle has a $1.6 million dollar home in Darien, CT. Shit is ballin. I don't need that to be happy, though.

I assert that you are unhappy in some way because you find the time every day to hate people on YouTube. Why?

[AlcoholicSemenStain2]

@shortfatjohn hahah fucking troll

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn Also would like to add that I've never had a job flipping burgers. I work in an office, get paid salary, get taken out to open bars and such, random bonuses, get fed every single day, with a gorgeous bay view overlooking the George Washington Bridge and Manhattan Skyline.

I'm not a millionaire by a long shot, but my job doesn't suck and I'm pretty happy with my life. Unlike you, I don't need to sleep on a pile of money to be content with my pretty awesome life.

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee You ever try to sleep on a pile of money? That shit is fantastic. You're right you're not a millionaire, you don't have the fucking balls to be one, you lazy hippie bastard. Your description of your job sounds life awful fucking cubical hell. Congrats you get a salary and get food every day! You really made it! Call me when you've done coke with a foreign diplomat off a hooker's tits. That's how I fucking roll you lowlife piece of trash.

[ADGdrummer8]

@shortfatjohn

you sound like an asshole for one and thats not kool no matter how much dough mommy and daddy gave you.

and if you're so loaded.. then why are you posting long-ass comments on some random youtube vid? dont you have some designer dugs to kill yourself with?

[migbee]

@ADGdrummer8 lol exactly

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee What's the matter, you looking for friends, you lonely fat fucker.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn You're not even trying anymore.

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee You guys are fucking boring. I've moved on to insane clown posse fans. Have you seen these inbred, half-mongrel fuckers? Jesus christ what a bunch of genetic rejects.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn Yeah, I even know a few. Most ICP fans live in the middle of nowhere, and they either turn to drugs or Jesus. It's a pretty shitty life living in Bumfuck, Arkansas getting touched by your uncle and there's only like 10 families in your town. Imagine having to turn to ICP for comfort? Can you even begin to comprehend how fucked up some of those kids' lives are? I don't hate them.

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee I consider myself a compassionate person (trolling aside) but I don't see it like that. These fuckers let themselves fall into whatever life they have. They could've stayed in school, done well and gotten themselves out if they wanted to. But they didn't and they have no one else to blame. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps, alone, and I made something of myself. I have no sympathy for them if they can't do the same. They're not victims, they're just lazy. & the music is so fucking bad

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn You are a compassionate troll as well.

"These fuckers let themselves fall into whatever life they have."

Sounds like somebody had a cushy ride to the top...

Really though, ICP fans are way easy to pick on and they get it all the time. Why bother?

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee Trust me, my ride to the top has been anything but cushy. My life now, however, is another story. But I'll be damned if I didn't have to claw my way here and live in poverty for a long time to do it. Yes, they're easy targets. And they let themselves get so riled up. That's what makes it so much fun. If they wouldn't take following some stupid pop band so seriously it wouldn't be so bad. What helps my cause is that their demographic is pretty one-dimensional and easy to pinpoint.

[shortfatjohn]

@ADGdrummer8 I'm an asshole so what? Nobody gave me shit, I earn my fucking bank. You consider 3 or 4 sentences to be a "long ass comment?" Jesus fucking christ did you take too much Ritalin and play too many video games and destroy your attention span? How long does it take you to type 400 characters? I guess it would be kind of hard with your thumb up your ass.

[TheShawnyoda]

@shortfatjohn you try to hard writing youtube comments,,, get a life

[shortfatjohn]

@TheShawnyoda *too

[TheShawnyoda]

@shortfatjohn nope... look at mine and look at urs... its youtube not a fuck collage esaay

[shortfatjohn]

@TheShawnyoda *yours

*college

*essay

You really should learn how to spell.

[shortfatjohn]

@TheShawnyoda FYI, the asterisks (*) implies a correction to your comment, shit stick.

[TheShawnyoda]

@shortfatjohn lol im glad i made u so mad...hahahaha you take utube wayyy too seriously... FYI spellcheckers are the biggest losers on the web like yourself

[shortfatjohn]

@TheShawnyoda Don't flatter yourself, you don't have the mental capacity to make me angry. I don't take youtube seriously at all. I don't make videos that I obsess over. The people that post on youtube I'll take seriously, it's common courtesy. Would you rather me not take you seriously and treat you like the ass clown that you've shown yourself to be?

[TheShawnyoda]

@shortfatjohn i dont knowww i think ur coming off as angry to me... sorry i get under ur skin so much

[plutoplatters]

@shortfatjohn chillaxe homey yo.

[shortfatjohn]

@plutoplatters Was that even in fucking English?

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee A cop? Give me a break. How many cops do you know that have Ph.D.'s? Cops don't make any rules, they're fucking little pawns who enforce the things that my class tells them to. You really have a lot to learn.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn Why are you so angry?

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn I'm sorry to hear about your erectile dysfunction and your cheating wife.

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee Oh, man, how did you hear, I was trying to keep it a secret! Your mom just doesn't do it for me anymore. Guess I'll have to move on to fucking your dad and your sister.

[Korgon2013]

Worked a guy who chugged 2 of those things, did CPR for a long time after his wife did it too. Dude died 4 or 5 times, was in ICU for almost 2 weeks, not sure what happened to his after that.

[TheEWPROJECT323]

HA HA HA the good old day when lokos where good now you have to put your own caffeine we miss it 

[GYork14104]

dude dont be that guy

[joshthompson202]

1:21 where the FUCK is the defence?! HAHAHA

[shortfatjohn]

Montclair. Figures you NJ pieces of shit would get day drunk like a bunch of fucking rookies. Go eat a shorti.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn So, you arbitrarily hate everyone from NJ? What are you, from Philly or something?

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee I don't by default hate everyone from NJ, just all the douchebags, which includes people like you and, well, everyone from NJ, actually. Especially spoiled fuckers at montclair wasting their daddy's money getting plastered and not learning.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn You don't know me. Why do you hate me? Again, are you from Philly?

College kids nationwide are spoiled fuckers living on daddy's dime. Get over it.

[shortfatjohn]

@migbee You responded to my comment first, ass wipe. Now get the fuck off my internet.

[migbee]

@shortfatjohn butthurt much?

[gtrefghuk]

I was waiting for someone to come along and kick his ass.

[Musicman510ee]

four loko tastes like shiiiiiiit, gets you drunk as a muh fuggaa tho BWHAAHAH

[TheEricmarz]

the music lol did you add it or was it playing there? cause its fucking perfect

[shawjosh0]

Drunkey in the middle

[HUEYSclipz]

THATS NOT COOL DUDE ITS WASTED AND HE THINKS HES COOL

[rocaho001]

@HUEYSclipz no he doesn't think it's cool...at that point you're either blacked out or really close and you don't know wtf is going on.

[alwalk21]

1:06 ....."who the fuck is blocking!?"

[Roseangel973]

whatever



[TheCrf450dude]

DON'T BE THAT GUY

[SIurm]

dammit my cigs were in my pocket and im laying on my stomach crushed cigarettes :(

[funnyfeeling101]

no way thats 3.5, maybe 1.5 at the most

[DualUzis1]

U dont drink much do u? hehe noob



[funnyfeeling101]

@DualUzis1 actually I do it's just that four loko is kinda for queers, hehe faggot

[EddystoneSavage19022]

@funnyfeeling101 lol ur wrong

[funnyfeeling101]

@EddystoneSavage19022 lol ur a faggot, and anyone with a brain stem would know that if this kid had 3.5 four lokos he wouldn't even be able to stand

[migbee]

@funnyfeeling101 They have huge amounts of caffeine in them which counteracts the depressant effects of the alcohol. The result is a completely blacked out mess who can still kind of walk and talk, but most of the talk ends up being confused garble about nothing in particular. 4 Loko was dangerous as fuck. Good riddance, I say.

You know it was a bad night when you wake up and don't remember how you got there...

[davedbbruce]

@funnyfeeling101 that kid would be fucked up after 1. guaranteed

[funnyfeeling101]

@davedbbruce thank you

[greendragonmaster420]

that guys about to beat som1s ass if he dont get that frisbee!!

[lAmOmega]

that shirt is priceless especially when someones been drinking an wheres it

[julzmax956]

damn that guy is wasted...

[iTwitchAlot1]

What the fuck are you guys playing in the background?

[wwe4life4]

that guy that place

[rasmex1]

awesome prank !!!!

[John87454]

If you get that fucked up on 3.5 of those nasty ass 4 locos, you are either a girl or the worlds biggest pussy ass lightweight homo in the universe.

[drewboyd99]

@John87454 i bet you can't finish one pussy

[jdklein033]

@John87454 you've obviously never have had 3.5 four loko's FAGGOT.

[caspercoven]

@John87454 you clearly are a pussy faggot.. youd probably act like that off of 1 four loko. lol..

[TheDUBBITCH]

ha lets fuck that guy up

[BovartNigga]

I KNOW THAT GUY! :D

[mynameisShawnn]

lol im guessing he got mad because he lost the game lmao

[luisdagreat1]

That Guy is fucked up haha

[WhispersOnLy]

That's " That guy " ....

[RyanRogers100]

@WhispersOnLy lmao i guss so but like if i drink a four loko be one can i dont need to get like that lol

[lolcolt]

lmao 2:20, hahaha. THAT GUY.

[billikillishilli]

3.5 four lokos makes you act like a dog?

[Cod4Player33]

That "drunken" Guy^^

[withaccord]

good thing i wasnt around...fucking with that guy is the best

[eddutorruco]

that guy makes my day!! hjahja

[eddutorruco]

1:14 the best jump i've seen ever!!

[drpants]

who the hell was playing that song?!!?

[ainsleywainsley]

"who is that guy?"

[nocontrol628]

its "that guy" that nobody likes!

[rocaho001]

@nocontrol628 im that guy and i dont know why :( or at least i think i am

[nocontrol628]

@rocaho001 have you honestly considered suicide?

[rocaho001]

@nocontrol628 This past year not a day goes by when it doesn't come across my mind. Is it time for me to go?

[grclara29]

the music in the background! hahaha

[Makojumbi]

lmao that guy.

[DrownedCarcass88]

that guy!

[krismedina]

Someone should have pee'd on him.