"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

[MrGefofo]

remember when they did cool soul-like rap music? It was actually pretty good

[MCRMCRMCR22]

LOL

[ewoodcox98]

Is it weird that I sing this loudly, "when i'm on the pot. after working for hours"?

[skuzinsk]

@ewoodcox98 It's okay, Fergie probably does too. At concerts even.

[stove6]

Audio dung....

[agrim420]

wats the origional video nd song name?

[CunningSoapMan]

@agrim420

Boom Boom Pow. It is vastly inferior.

[Koolcatgirl908]

@agrim420 Boom Boom Pow

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

In the end of BLR's "Russian Unicorn", the supermarket's audio system is playing a muzak version of Everybody Poops.

[TrippleThreatOlive]

I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish STTTIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!!!! OH!

[BigMacD1442]

while im dumping my laaaaaaaawwwwwwwgggggggggg

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

If we had known androids don't poop, it would have saved folks on the Battlestar Galactica folks a lot of Cylon trouble.

[AlbinWest]

HERO

[MRtimothyharden]

my sister cant and its not funny see it all started when i was still in my moms stummic my mom had her baby and i was my sister and she was dead then the doctor said she was going to die in 24 hours but then she didint then she is still alive and now she cant poop K SO NO MEAN WORDS I CRYED

[TheMustyGina]

@MRtimothyharden Lol.

[teppeilova]

@MRtimothyharden What? please speak english

[abcrolyat123]

I hate it when my mom forgets that i'm a soft machine man.

[iVeryAreBored]

aw crap. i gotta go.

[lemondaisies]

POOP POOP OUT THE BAD VIBES

[lemondaisies]

POOP POOP POOP OUT THE BAD VIBES

[rio197]

hahahaha

[bonedustmunroe]

professional ba-by!

[XxXilovemacXxX]

Nyan! NYA!

[anonismorefun]

no eye contact: ill beat you down. cuz you know that thatsh not shcary. HERO! lol.

[AnotherBMA]

"Piano."



[ChristoforosRex]

Please make an album or something! your tracks are amazing, I mean no offense your videos and lyrics are amazing, but I would love to hear your tracks in an album and with more serious lyrics

[VadorX]

"When I'm on the pot after working for hours watch out down there when I'm dumping my log." - Solid advice from Fergie

[TheRealLittleBIGhead]

He's a soft machine man? DESTROY HIM!

[Amuris86]

HOWDY

[RealJayDa2]

all i have to say is Nah...NAH!

[DasFunkwagen]

It's actually ridiculous how much better this is than the original... fuck, the Black Eyed Peas are shit

[8o8hawaiii]

@DasFunkwagen True, they were so good before though :(

[DasFunkwagen]

@8o8hawaiii yeh, it'd be unfair to say they were always bad. it's just sad how far they've fallen

[casatube87]

Piano

[misssarahjean91]

So much better than the original. But everyone already knew that so...

[anonismorefun]

and i hate them greenish potatoes and them soggy fish STICKSS!!!!!!!!! lol so funny me left eye twitches.

[RainbowxXxDash]

Hehe~ Fergie's Dumpin' a log

[Ratch3tHacker]

HEE-ROW

[noeyecontactatall]

if you look at the lyrics my name is there

[SuperSuperMarioMan]

Watch oooooooouuuuuuut dooowwn theeeeeeeere

WHEN IIIIIIIIII'MMMMMM DUUUUUMPIN MY LOOOOOOOOOG

[noJungleKiss]

311 people steal school supplies.

[bonedustmunroe]

soggy fishsticks, omg im rotmfflmmfao!

[chihuahuaTFM]

Thumbs up if u r HERO.

Thumbs uo if u r PIANO.

Thumbs up if u do OOOO.

[BladesofGoGoPower]

Fergies not an android. you can take my word for that.

[CoyoteroHookahJerk]

Fuck I'm in goddamn tears!

[ilovechibi101]

jajajajajaja

[WeIsDaTyrantz]

I BE REGULAR, BITCHES.

[wawabug]

I can't see this on my iPod :(

[ohnosheamonster]

Apl.De.Ap's verse is the best thing I have ever heard

[kweenzrock]

this si my fav blr

[TheHaloop]

I totally forgot this was the music video for Boom Boom Pow or whatever its called

[Gproducshizz]

1:27-1:42 was the funniest :p

[lumbowmeansweed]

i had a big green pookie on deck once

[sisisisi1111]

Why does he exactly sound like will.i.am at 2:10

[esc4all]

are you kidding me this is better than the original songwise...wtf

[NomadDreamer85]

*smooch smooch* Piano!, or my favorite one about the green potatoes and soggy fishsticks XD

[chris146992]

im offensive and i find this android

[LalCameron]

She forgot that I'm a soft machine man lool:D

[claireprocyk]

this made me wanna go poop lol

[RainbowxXxDash]

OMG!! He Needs To Come To My School!!

'Cause People Are Always Stealing School Supplies!

Why Didn't He Say So Sooner?!

*Calls*

[XdynomightX]

312 ppl like green potato fries with soggie fish sticks

[LeoQTedCZ]

I heard someone made a parody to this...its called BOM BOM POW :)

[TheJOEtimmer]

1:18 yes that's right!!! bwahahahahahaha

[klimber10001]

0:53 haahaa thats rich:o)

[bloodbathism]

1:33 - 1:42 my life is made public

[glitch4465]

A soft machine man.

[beckslove33]

I wish they would make a bad lip reading of stupid hoe...

[XxStarrystar1xX]

xD

[KelseyKilroy]

And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish dicks!

[LaikaArgus]

Wow, I must have watched this over 15 times and it's still funny . Way way way better than the original . Genius .

[clockwork611]

i am an android and i find that offensive

[anonismorefun]

@clockwork611 are you paranoid? android? WERE COMING FOR YOU! haha

[robotjj0009]

@clockwork611 I'm an iPhone and I find your comment offensive.

[RainbowxXxDash]

Lol- "Burp!* Professional baby!" XDD

[CebuLips9]

I literally laughed so hard that i started choking on my popcorn.

[IS2487]

"Then i poop poop poop on the floor...piano" random but hilarious XD

[n8opot8o1981]

this song is better then the bep's version...not that that takes much, really. but i do love to say poop!

[SGTV726]

I'm an android and offended by this.

[Trogdorbad]

HOWDY

That's also a good part

[Trogdorbad]

PIANO

I don't know why but I fucking love that.

PIANO

[ancilodon]

Press 4 for the best part.

[OMFGWTFBBQLEET]

"I mean regular, bitches"

[Trogdorbad]

@OMFGWTFBBQLEET

I BE REGULAR, BITCHES

[DrRockzo1193]

The burp is the best part.

[glitch4465]

Im a soft machine man.

[teamcorporate24]

308 people are androids and should be destroyed.

[Uromastyxfanatics]

You gotta flush the toilet!!!

[Drdeathmaster12]

lol the illuminati but instead of triangle its a rectangle lol @3:16

[AlexVSRiley]

I heard B.E.P made a parody of this song

[AuthentiqueSam]

Hit 5 for the undisputed greatest line in singing history.

It is.

[CoolGymnastKatie]

I can't wait to buy this on iTunes!!! Really I'm serious, straight face :l

[TheHappyCookie13579]

I was taking a dump when I heard this song in 2012

[kevinofcanton]

????Why do you have this blocked for mobile users?????

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

Great. Now all I can think about is Fergie taking a shit. Well I might as well rub one out while I've got the time...

[BAMitsRaWrr]

I burst laughing when she said piano.

[yawtiddlywinks]

Apl.D.Ap's part is by far the best.

[Znake3]

Värdelöst att inte kunna köra på iphone

[artemisfowlgenius]

Everybody Poops and if they don't they are an Android and should be destroyed!!!!! Epic Lines!!!! :D

[yuliavolk85]

i like the black eyed peas and this is a cool version of their song about pooping lol:Pgood job,i laughted so hard:D

[22mawolf06]

Piano.

[chihuahuaTFM]

Still better lovestory than twilight

:D

And still better than original

:D

[chihuahuaTFM]

PIANO



[ABEJOHNIERARDO]

poop poop on the floar lol

[cheeseco2]

"And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks" lmao

[kevinofcanton]

Why can't I watch this on mobile anymore? ???

[kevinofcanton]

Why can't I watch this on mobile anymore? ???

[HorsesInMyHeart323]

This my friends - Is Pure Poetry.

[TheMooviemooChannel]

Not a good thing to come out of the toilet singing while someone's standing outside the door : /

[GeneralAerosmith]

momma said she wrote me a note BUT SHE FORGOT IM A SOFT MACHINE MAN! HOWDY! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BIG MEAN DOOKIE ON DECK AND I HATE DEM GREENISH POTATOES WITH THOSE SOGGY FISHSTIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKSSSS­!! OOOOOOHHHHHHH!

[weirdoy78]

304 people don't poop because they're androids.

[Micaela12313]

This is the perfect song. It has a cool melody and make us laugh xD

[ohgravity1000]

FISHSTICKS!!!!!

[owengood3]

The funny thing is that this song is far superior to the BEP's song.

[xxnanabanana]

@owengood3 HAHAH the girl sounds better than the real Ferge for real.

[Abrad98]

@xxnanabanana - Actually, it's a guy. He said in an interview that BLR's a one-man show, and even mentioned how doing girl voices is a "parlor trick" of his.

[CoolGymnastKatie]

:) My friend Connor and me sing it in class we get some odd looks :) lol

[kusatsu]

I be regular, bitches

[KaylinJonesy]

"Professional baby."

[zoe71400]

greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks

[vaco2221]

These songs need to be in the next GTA game.

[GreyB94]

I'm sorry but Fergie isn't pretty.

[David11129]

i listen to this while eating tacos

[RecyclingMusicLover]

i laughed so hard. xD make it stop!!!

[troy2141]

this looks legit

[fearthecoconut]

"You'll never find a human that steals school supplies. And if you do ... Let me know who

and I'll beat him down!"

[itummy18]

These lyrics are better than the original. @(O_O@ _ lml

[michaelroe1987]

Watch out there when I'm (slows down) DUMPING MY LOG. lol

[darksepher]

o_o

[dadanagara]

SOGGY FISH STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLVG12]

I hate those greehish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!

[lukeyblunt]

LMAO !! 'soggy fish sticks' gets me every time !

[SQU33ZYFLUMP]

Watch out down there when I'm dumping my log.

[lukeyblunt]

0:21 .. nyah.. .. .. NYAH !!

[benasteer]

IM IRREGULAR BITCHES

[I8headshots]

the cool thing is that the orig. is fliped.

[ilovecupcakes398]

hehehe thats funny poop poop lol

[3nic3]

302 must be destroyed.

[chickenstrips913]

is it weird that I was watching this WHILE pooping??

[codfuckingcore]

And I hate those greenish potatoes with dem soggy fish sticks!!!!!!!!

[motorflasher]

I officially nominate this song for the yet to be created Grammy category "Best Parody that is better than the Original". Five very enthusiastic thumbs up!!

[nikkenikke123]

this is soooooo messed up really..... when i dumping my log!!!??? PIANO

[partyanimal616]

hahaahahahhahaahhaahah (T-h-hats a big one!)

[agentgreen004]

HEE-ROW!



[Williebaugh23]

Thats actualy kinda disgusting.Why am i watching this shit.

[UltraVert]

Better, and more catchy than the actual song....

[KillZheHaterz1911]

When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Th-th-th-that's a big one!) Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Open wide!) Hero!

[smallishcyborg]

this song is the most strangest song i ever heard

[Thessentials]

Finally a Black Eyed Peas song I can relate to

[yousterman]

when im dumpin my log

[TheNalldge]

this is soo much better than the original. it actually makes sense now!

[becky3512]

piano?

Soft machine man?

Soggy Green Potatos?

Dumping logs in pots?

destroying androids that dont poop? wow this is H-I-L ARIOUS!

[ItsElizaaX3]

Piano.



[Cheezburger100]

"Howdy!"

I love that part...

[supavids4eva]

Usually around five, I lay down and I POOP POOP POOP on the floor...Piano.

[SandStormCataclysm]

This is hilarious. All of it. It's fantastic.

[MissMia1Million]

"Looks like we got a big mean dookie on DECK! And i hate them greenish potatos with them soggy fish STICKS!"

"Yeah im goin downtown gotta get me some tissue. Fergie used it all up 'cause she got bowel issues. Yeah, she aint no android"

[thiswillseftdestruct]

@MissMia1Million wow this video is the best, i'd better quote my favorite part and ruin it for everyone

[MissMia1Million]

@thiswillseftdestruct uh i think your supposed to watch the video BEFORE you read the comments #DontUSoundStupid!!

[skuzinsk]

I used to poop, but then I took an android to the knee.

[95justhim]

302 people are androids...

[craigtregear]

I'm irregular.... bitches!!!

[cheapsies3]

THERE'S A BIG MEAN DOOKIE ON THE DECK!

[TheBigFanSelenaDemi]

WAT PROGRAM DO U USE????????//

[kegadol]

The sad reality is that that was actually better than most of their music.

[petruslicksyourdick]

I forgot to break the mirrors, and the spaceship soared away.

Why not tell me they left? You gotta flush the toilet.

Yeah, see, that's right.

Professional baby, I'm gonna find a chicken fight, then gonna go poo poo.

Momma told me she wrote a note, but she forgot I'm a soft machine man, howdy.

Looks like we got a big man dookie on the deck, and I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish-sticks!

[Deathflame9001]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! 3:01

[RoboBagons]

This is THE BEST, FUCKKKKKKKKK

[helloearthing]

best...bieber...song...ever...­'nough said...

[ummche14]

PIANO

[avi101ification]

kim jong el didn't poop so he must have been an android and then was destroyed