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  • i love looking back at the old count. I hate the guy who does the count now, hes not the original and i hate it.

  • haha this guy has the wierdest fetish ever XD

  • muaahahahaahahaha 7 :D

  • 27, 27 sneezes!! *sneezes blood*

  • Aww I was waiting for the (beeep):(

  • he has hay fever

  • he scares me

  • 1 nipple AHAH 2 nipples AHAHA 3 nipp-oh hell no, Im out of here XD

  • Mwah hahahahahahahaha

  • Ought to get him counting all the dollars owed by the United States. Don't know as Sesame Street ever went as high as "trillion." Our friend the count would be in heaven.

  • Compulsive behaviour???

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA (Thunder and lightning)! LMAO! Loved it when i was a kid, and i still love it!!

  • fail i saw his hand

  • @nsnake62 lmfao me too

  • where's the censorship sound?

  • Holy Shit That Puppet Scares The Hell Out Me

  • ONE NIPPLE

    TWO NIPPLES

    THREE NIP..OH HELL NO,I AM OUT OF HERE

  • Well he can do my math homeworks if he wants too i won't mind :D

  • hes lying!!! hes sneezing from the cocaine, look at the mood hes in!

  • ....still manlier than Edward.

  • that guy used to scare the crap out of me when i was a kid,

    he still does.

  • next task: count all the atoms in the visible universe

  • @SantaIsSatanMedia at the rate he counts that could take a while

  • One nipple... ah ah ah... Two nipples... ah ah ahhh... Three nip. Oh hell I'm outta here!

  • i watched this when i was a little kid. all the other kids were watching pokemon like pussies.

  • @TheMcfw yh ikr pokemon sucks

  • @TheMcfw maby us pussies who were watching pokemon because we already learned how to count

    one, one fails -TheMcfw

    two, two fails - shakiranumber1fan

    muahahahahahahah i love to troll on ppl

  • @bigbenwallace90 why are you watching this when you already know how to count? i watch this out of enjoyment, but you look like you didn't like it, so i don't know why you're here. Can't you count?

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  • bah hahahahaha!

  • thats childhood right there

  • lmao..lol oh shit..lmao

  • He's a Don...his laugh is amazing lol

  • how can you dislike this how

  • Hes pure evil

  • One...One thumbs up for the Count

    Two...Two thumbs up for the Count

    Three...Three thumbs up for the Count...

  • @JedediahForeverMD Just because of that i thumbs down'd bro.

  • @Firfkdjfs Sucks for you then.

  • one nipple AH AH AH 

  • "because flowers make me stiff" :P

  • The Count is awesome

  • He was definatly the best character on the show.

  • I remeber seeing this when I was a kid. Loved that laugh! Couldn't get enough of it. But nooooooooooooo, they HAD to stop using that laugh, because too many kids were scared of it. What's so scary about it? Nothing! Wussies. :P

  • seven seven punches from Francis to the face!

  • how many times must i smack you till you get it right 1...2...2 SLAPS!!!

  • if you dont love the count, then fuck you!!!

  • This is pure Dadaism. LOL

  • He is still a better vampire than Edward Cullen

  • do you think they have ever had a seasame street episode where the count sucks the blood out of one of the kids for nutrience?...

  • Fuck twilight HA HA HA

  • AHH AHHH AHHHH!!!!!!

  • this is my my boyfriend in muppet land. you sexy count you!

  • This one goes out to everybody with hay fever and pollen problems! My man The Count who loves to count.

  • Dishh 1 slap

    Dishh 2 slaps

    Ahahahahahahaaa

  • lol he still countin

  • and this was ment for kids... omg XD

  • R0flc0pter1000:

    THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT! YOU MADE ME LAUGH A LOOOOOTTTTT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I love how he doesn't suck blood or dies from the sun yet he's more of a vampire than the Twilight ones.

  • one nipple muhahaha two nipple muhahahaha three nip... oh hell im outta here

  • @SlipknotFanize fuck man, your comment. full of win lol

  • Ha! Flowers! I will count them! lol

  • he can count but i bet he cant spell

  • Anyone know where I can find a video of the Count when he'd sit at his organ and be like "One, ah.ah.aaah. Two, ah.ah.aaah. Three, ah.ah.aaah" etc etc.. ?

  • this is better than Twilight.

  • one... one idiot who disliked this video

    two... two idiots who disliked this video

    three... three idiots who disliked this video

    four... four idiots who disliked this video

    five... five idiots who disliked this video

    MUHAHAHAHAHA.... says The Count

  • @R0flc0pter1000 six... six idiots who disliked this video

    seven... seven idiots who disliked this video

  • @sensitivebeat That count went up to 8 since. Sad.

  • @StukInBuf damnitalltohell

  • @sensitivebeat Agreed, bro'.

  • @R0flc0pter1000 That's 14 idiots!! AH AH AH

  • 5 idiots never learned how to count.............

  • counting flowers and being in the rain...he's gonna get a cold...lol

  • the count has hayfever :S

  • Forget dramatized teen girl oriented vampires. I want the Count.

  • 7! 7 flowers!!!! AH AH AH

  • This guy is so funny...I just love this count!

  • er hier hat noch stil!

  • MAN, the count would scare me half to death when I was a kid! You know, I didn't recognize this until he started sneezing! I think this was on their number tape.

  • 7 Gesundheits!

  • I swear when I watched this for the first time as a little kid, I had the shit scared right out of me. I have no idea why, but something about The Count used to be so damn creepy to me when I was like 4-6 years old. lol.

  • one sneeze=someones talkin good bout u

    two sneezes=someones talking bad bout u

    three+sneezes=u gonna get a cold soon

    not sure what seven is...

  • @JedediahForeverMD Either hayfever or you're the Count.

  • @EPiCPlaYLisT123 or you're gonna be lucky at some point soon cos seven's a lucky number...?

  • The count is a pimp. He's got a cape and everything!

    "Bitch where is my money? You've been late four times, i've been counting! How many times must I smack you for you to act right? One slap, two slap! Two slaps HA HA HA HA"

  • hahahahahaha :D what about count ur laughs ?? :D

  • Has anyone else noticed that he doesn't sparkle during the whole video?? I guess he's from the 'Dark-Ages' Ah Ah Ah Ah.. 8-D

  • i miss the Count!!! grew up on this......SS bring Count back peeeeeee???<3

  • I've grown up watching SS for YEARS now and I've never seen the Count "FEED". Has anyone on SS turn up missing over the years? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Count von Count: more badass than Edward Cullen since 1972.

  • LlP

  • hum... wtf?

  • I just sneezed 5 times while watching this.

    5...5 sneezes AH AH AH.

  • Anyone notice how the count is always counting to 7? He must have a number 7 fetish! ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

  • @keith23uk Noticed that too! By the way, when I read this comment it said to be written 7 months ago even. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! :P

  • he should count how many times he goes "AH AH AH AH AH!!!"

  • @AAV47 21 times ! ah ah ah ah

  • I miss the old Count. Somebody different is voicing him now and he's not nearly as good anymore. :-(

  • it's awful(((((((

  • AH AH AH AH AH!

  • 7 sneezes! muhahahahahaha >:D

  • Hilarious!! He gets so excited when he gets to count things.

  • G O D L I K E! The count is one of the best characters ever :-))))

  • The count's great!!!

  • I once said he was a fucken wanker and mate mate defended him saying he was only a puppet.

  • Vampires that count own sparkle fa..erm Sparkle vampires any day. The Count FTW. Up there with Dracula!!!

  • Bless you,Bless you,Bless you,Bless you,Bless you, Bless you,Bless you. 7 7 times I said Bless you AH HAHAHHA!!!!(8 including my first comment on this page).

  • Bless you count.

  • Uh, here, Count...have some Allegra.

  • Anyone know what that opening song is called?

  • @tmntfan23 It sounds a little like part of Bach's Toccata and Fugue, but I don't know if it actually is.

  • He could kick the crap outta Edward LOL

  • Did you guys notice Jerry Nelson's head between the flower pots when The Count sniffed the flowers?

  • @AnimationDiana Yup definitely there!

  • 1 HORNY MUPET HA HA HAAA

  • Cool opening music for the count.

  • Why is the Count so badass?

  • most epic puppet ever!

  • i love this guy !!

  • This is going to remind me of Nick Jr Face counts 4 potatoes! Blue's Clues is next onnick jr prprpRRRRRRRRRRRRR hahahahaha

  • Here's a real vampire as opposed to the vampires in twilight. They should watch and learn.

  • Hahaha OhSmeg Twilight are just posers lol

  • lol indeed :D

  • I have OCD. OBSESSIVE COUNT DISSORDER. I <3 the count!

  • @Forevermoonlight13 Me too, blah, I vant to count things too! Hahahaha!

  • At 60 I still find him as funny as I did 33 years ago! Obviously it was intended that we mother's were entertained as well! Now I'm Granny watching it!

  • Geez I'm 35 and this is even funnier than when I was a youngster watching this on the tube. Long live the count. ah hah ha, I love it!

  • The Count never gets old for me. Now, my 2 year-old loves him. He just cracks me up!

  • Ok I'm sure the count had OCD....

  • I  ♥ the Count!

  • big thunder n lightning gimmie joke

  • How does he have time to count between sneezes? There's another one where the Count starts crying and he starts going "boohoo sniffle one! One tear! Ah ah ah ah!" *thunder*

  • LOL "Seven wonderfull sneezes!!! AH AH AH AH!! *Lightning & Thunderbolts*". : )

    Hes better than Count Dracula :D xD hes allergic!

  • yeah, i like his laugh ;)

  • his laugh is freaking amazing.. ah ah ah ah ah ah

  • He was one of my favorites! I did learn to count with him since I didn't go to Kindergarten and went straight to first grade, AND he looked like dad, ah, ah, ah, ah..... : )

  • 1:50 I cant stop laughing

  • look!!! flowers, ahh... i will count them!!

  • omg hes the bomb

  • ZOMG cant believe I found this it bring back memories!

  • Freak :D I love him :)

  • Every time The Count finishes counting something, he laughs maniacally and there's thunder and lightning in the background. What kind of acid trip is he on?!!

  • Seven! Seven 'bless you's!' Ah ah ah ah ah! *thunder and lightning*

  • I remember this now!!! oh man, memories...

  • The main man.

  • lmao. the count is awesome.

  • I think The Count must be allergic to flowers.

  • he must have a great time if he ever catches a cold lol

  • wheres the batty bat song??

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  • This sketch appears on:

    "Sesame Street" episode 0526 (May 14, 1973)

    "Letters ...and Numbers, Too!" (1974)

    "Learning About Numbers" (1986)

  • is the best! ah ah ah ah ah ah

  • A sneeze is like an orgasm in my face, so I love it 2.

    XD

  • Six bats, seven bats

  • wat the thats funyy

  • AH ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

  • Count von Count RULEZ!

  • I love how he never loses his monocle when he sneezes

  • I wonder if Pratchett got the name "Twoflower" from there...

  • This video is such a classic- love that Count >:-)

  • Awe Bless, the Count has hay-fever, poor Dear!

    Every time you sneeze, the sensation is that of a minor orgasm (Absolutely true!), no wonder he loves to sneeze; I love to sneeze too!

    But seven times, Lucky Git!

  • i like his ,,Hahahahahaha''

  • Does The Count do anything with the Cookie Monster? those are my two favorite characters

  • If I remember correctly, he did do 2 sketches with Cookie Monster: the sketch in which they cooperate (The Count counts the cookies and Cookie Monster eats them.) The second one is where The Count is counting apples, and Cookie Monster secretly eats them (The Count didn't notice Cookie Monster until he ate the third apple.) I think these are the only two sketches in which they are seen together.

  • 1 hahahahaha 2 hahahahahaha 3 hahahahahaha lol

  • ah ah ah ah ah this is amusing :)

  • was he based on the serial mascot in any way.

  • dude...after all these years of watching him...him and big bird (aka in my eyes, the big ass six foot pigion) still kreep me out big time....I kid you not! He still freaks me out!