Ought to get him counting all the dollars owed by the United States. Don't know as Sesame Street ever went as high as "trillion." Our friend the count would be in heaven.
@bigbenwallace90 why are you watching this when you already know how to count? i watch this out of enjoyment, but you look like you didn't like it, so i don't know why you're here. Can't you count?
I remeber seeing this when I was a kid. Loved that laugh! Couldn't get enough of it. But nooooooooooooo, they HAD to stop using that laugh, because too many kids were scared of it. What's so scary about it? Nothing! Wussies. :P
Anyone know where I can find a video of the Count when he'd sit at his organ and be like "One, ah.ah.aaah. Two, ah.ah.aaah. Three, ah.ah.aaah" etc etc.. ?
MAN, the count would scare me half to death when I was a kid! You know, I didn't recognize this until he started sneezing! I think this was on their number tape.
I swear when I watched this for the first time as a little kid, I had the shit scared right out of me. I have no idea why, but something about The Count used to be so damn creepy to me when I was like 4-6 years old. lol.
The count is a pimp. He's got a cape and everything!
"Bitch where is my money? You've been late four times, i've been counting! How many times must I smack you for you to act right? One slap, two slap! Two slaps HA HA HA HA"
Bless you,Bless you,Bless you,Bless you,Bless you, Bless you,Bless you. 7 7 times I said Bless you AH HAHAHHA!!!!(8 including my first comment on this page).
At 60 I still find him as funny as I did 33 years ago! Obviously it was intended that we mother's were entertained as well! Now I'm Granny watching it!
How does he have time to count between sneezes? There's another one where the Count starts crying and he starts going "boohoo sniffle one! One tear! Ah ah ah ah!" *thunder*
He was one of my favorites! I did learn to count with him since I didn't go to Kindergarten and went straight to first grade, AND he looked like dad, ah, ah, ah, ah..... : )
Every time The Count finishes counting something, he laughs maniacally and there's thunder and lightning in the background. What kind of acid trip is he on?!!
If I remember correctly, he did do 2 sketches with Cookie Monster: the sketch in which they cooperate (The Count counts the cookies and Cookie Monster eats them.) The second one is where The Count is counting apples, and Cookie Monster secretly eats them (The Count didn't notice Cookie Monster until he ate the third apple.) I think these are the only two sketches in which they are seen together.
dude...after all these years of watching him...him and big bird (aka in my eyes, the big ass six foot pigion) still kreep me out big time....I kid you not! He still freaks me out!
i love looking back at the old count. I hate the guy who does the count now, hes not the original and i hate it.
eolsunder 3 hours ago
haha this guy has the wierdest fetish ever XD
katkay14 1 week ago
muaahahahaahahaha 7 :D
anita22seline 1 month ago
27, 27 sneezes!! *sneezes blood*
stuffwithjon 1 month ago
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One nipple, AH AH AH AH.
Two nipples, AH AH AH AH.
Three nipp... Oh hell no, I'm outta here.
gangstervural 1 month ago
Aww I was waiting for the (beeep):(
The12apples 1 month ago
he has hay fever
dananator4 1 month ago
he scares me
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1 nipple AHAH 2 nipples AHAHA 3 nipp-oh hell no, Im out of here XD
BRBallin1 1 month ago 4
Mwah hahahahahahahaha
stooshie434 2 months ago
Ought to get him counting all the dollars owed by the United States. Don't know as Sesame Street ever went as high as "trillion." Our friend the count would be in heaven.
Siyestrietza 2 months ago
Compulsive behaviour???
DShgag37865 2 months ago 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA (Thunder and lightning)! LMAO! Loved it when i was a kid, and i still love it!!
scoot1105 2 months ago
fail i saw his hand
nsnake62 2 months ago
@nsnake62 lmfao me too
JedediahForeverMD 2 months ago
where's the censorship sound?
kxmode 2 months ago
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The Batty Bat from Family Guy:
1 nipple...
2 nipples
3 nipp...
... oh hell no i am outta here!
poor meg : D
zarbon18 2 months ago
Holy Shit That Puppet Scares The Hell Out Me
ssohood2011 2 months ago
ONE NIPPLE
TWO NIPPLES
THREE NIP..OH HELL NO,I AM OUT OF HERE
tekkenforever82 2 months ago 6
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one nipple ah ah ah
two nipple ah ah ah
three ni- oh hell no, i'm out of here.
john12355 3 months ago
Well he can do my math homeworks if he wants too i won't mind :D
H3MetalC0rE 3 months ago
hes lying!!! hes sneezing from the cocaine, look at the mood hes in!
sudam666 3 months ago
....still manlier than Edward.
BurningRaids 4 months ago 12
that guy used to scare the crap out of me when i was a kid,
he still does.
supergman1234 5 months ago
next task: count all the atoms in the visible universe
SantaIsSatanMedia 6 months ago
@SantaIsSatanMedia at the rate he counts that could take a while
bigbenwallace90 4 months ago
One nipple... ah ah ah... Two nipples... ah ah ahhh... Three nip. Oh hell I'm outta here!
DonnyThailand 6 months ago 5
i watched this when i was a little kid. all the other kids were watching pokemon like pussies.
TheMcfw 6 months ago
@TheMcfw yh ikr pokemon sucks
shakiranumber1fan 4 months ago
@TheMcfw maby us pussies who were watching pokemon because we already learned how to count
one, one fails -TheMcfw
two, two fails - shakiranumber1fan
muahahahahahahah i love to troll on ppl
bigbenwallace90 4 months ago
@bigbenwallace90 why are you watching this when you already know how to count? i watch this out of enjoyment, but you look like you didn't like it, so i don't know why you're here. Can't you count?
TheMcfw 4 months ago
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TheMcfw 6 months ago
bah hahahahaha!
brizzilla5156 6 months ago
thats childhood right there
homevidbob 6 months ago
lmao..lol oh shit..lmao
MrCmd29 6 months ago
He's a Don...his laugh is amazing lol
LaineyxBaby 6 months ago
how can you dislike this how
myfunkychannel 7 months ago
Hes pure evil
DANNYBARE2 7 months ago
One...One thumbs up for the Count
Two...Two thumbs up for the Count
Three...Three thumbs up for the Count...
JedediahForeverMD 7 months ago 2
@JedediahForeverMD Just because of that i thumbs down'd bro.
Firfkdjfs 3 months ago
@Firfkdjfs Sucks for you then.
JedediahForeverMD 3 months ago
one nipple AH AH AH
trumsu915 7 months ago
"because flowers make me stiff" :P
Terneyah 8 months ago
The Count is awesome
josh9180 8 months ago
He was definatly the best character on the show.
fuckcalgarysucks 8 months ago
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MUHAHAHAHAHA.... I LOVE IT I LOVE IT! MUHAHAHAHAHA says The Count
josh9180 8 months ago
I remeber seeing this when I was a kid. Loved that laugh! Couldn't get enough of it. But nooooooooooooo, they HAD to stop using that laugh, because too many kids were scared of it. What's so scary about it? Nothing! Wussies. :P
babygiraffe123 8 months ago
seven seven punches from Francis to the face!
furydeath 8 months ago
how many times must i smack you till you get it right 1...2...2 SLAPS!!!
diontehall 9 months ago
if you dont love the count, then fuck you!!!
3dfather 9 months ago
This is pure Dadaism. LOL
bachtin10 9 months ago
He is still a better vampire than Edward Cullen
Washu1973 9 months ago
do you think they have ever had a seasame street episode where the count sucks the blood out of one of the kids for nutrience?...
inlovequestionmark 9 months ago
Fuck twilight HA HA HA
pocketsearch 9 months ago
AHH AHHH AHHHH!!!!!!
KeyworkAssassin 9 months ago
this is my my boyfriend in muppet land. you sexy count you!
MegaSarcastica 10 months ago
This one goes out to everybody with hay fever and pollen problems! My man The Count who loves to count.
gocy 10 months ago
Dishh 1 slap
Dishh 2 slaps
Ahahahahahahaaa
jako023 10 months ago
lol he still countin
TheJaredsk1 11 months ago
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go back to your own country!
1008962ify 11 months ago
and this was ment for kids... omg XD
Vorstellungskraft1 11 months ago
R0flc0pter1000:
THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT! YOU MADE ME LAUGH A LOOOOOTTTTT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dd0nn 11 months ago
I love how he doesn't suck blood or dies from the sun yet he's more of a vampire than the Twilight ones.
Hitmonchan107 1 year ago 126
one nipple muhahaha two nipple muhahahaha three nip... oh hell im outta here
SlipknotFanize 1 year ago 4
@SlipknotFanize fuck man, your comment. full of win lol
Ryztor 11 months ago
Ha! Flowers! I will count them! lol
Cablogula 1 year ago
he can count but i bet he cant spell
invaderz1998 1 year ago
Anyone know where I can find a video of the Count when he'd sit at his organ and be like "One, ah.ah.aaah. Two, ah.ah.aaah. Three, ah.ah.aaah" etc etc.. ?
IntenseRawrness 1 year ago
this is better than Twilight.
EricSchwin22 1 year ago
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MUHAHAHAHAHA.... says The Count
R0flc0pter1000 1 year ago 264
@R0flc0pter1000 six... six idiots who disliked this video
seven... seven idiots who disliked this video
sensitivebeat 11 months ago
@sensitivebeat That count went up to 8 since. Sad.
StukInBuf 10 months ago
@StukInBuf damnitalltohell
sensitivebeat 10 months ago
@sensitivebeat Agreed, bro'.
StukInBuf 10 months ago
@R0flc0pter1000 That's 14 idiots!! AH AH AH
Mikey81399 1 month ago
5 idiots never learned how to count.............
TangyGoodness 1 year ago
counting flowers and being in the rain...he's gonna get a cold...lol
TheTechnoa 1 year ago
the count has hayfever :S
MultiLolQueen 1 year ago
Forget dramatized teen girl oriented vampires. I want the Count.
EdWolfio 1 year ago
7! 7 flowers!!!! AH AH AH
astarvballkell 1 year ago
This guy is so funny...I just love this count!
1MormonT 1 year ago 2
er hier hat noch stil!
melgmel 1 year ago
MAN, the count would scare me half to death when I was a kid! You know, I didn't recognize this until he started sneezing! I think this was on their number tape.
EPiCPlaYLisT123 1 year ago
7 Gesundheits!
declanappleseed 1 year ago
I swear when I watched this for the first time as a little kid, I had the shit scared right out of me. I have no idea why, but something about The Count used to be so damn creepy to me when I was like 4-6 years old. lol.
AussieImitator 1 year ago
one sneeze=someones talkin good bout u
two sneezes=someones talking bad bout u
three+sneezes=u gonna get a cold soon
not sure what seven is...
JedediahForeverMD 1 year ago
@JedediahForeverMD Either hayfever or you're the Count.
EPiCPlaYLisT123 1 year ago
@EPiCPlaYLisT123 or you're gonna be lucky at some point soon cos seven's a lucky number...?
JedediahForeverMD 1 year ago
@JedediahForeverMD true
EPiCPlaYLisT123 1 year ago
The count is a pimp. He's got a cape and everything!
"Bitch where is my money? You've been late four times, i've been counting! How many times must I smack you for you to act right? One slap, two slap! Two slaps HA HA HA HA"
superflylaurie 1 year ago
hahahahahaha :D what about count ur laughs ?? :D
Criss474 1 year ago
Has anyone else noticed that he doesn't sparkle during the whole video?? I guess he's from the 'Dark-Ages' Ah Ah Ah Ah.. 8-D
cuber1 1 year ago
i miss the Count!!! grew up on this......SS bring Count back peeeeeee???<3
lynda245 1 year ago
I've grown up watching SS for YEARS now and I've never seen the Count "FEED". Has anyone on SS turn up missing over the years? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
SmileGotham 1 year ago
Count von Count: more badass than Edward Cullen since 1972.
JoshGrobansLady 1 year ago 4
LlP
vman2381 1 year ago
hum... wtf?
ssMIK3 1 year ago
I just sneezed 5 times while watching this.
5...5 sneezes AH AH AH.
A7xxx365 1 year ago 2
Anyone notice how the count is always counting to 7? He must have a number 7 fetish! ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
keith23uk 1 year ago
@keith23uk Noticed that too! By the way, when I read this comment it said to be written 7 months ago even. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! :P
AuroraDeLirio 10 months ago
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"One niple Ha-ha-ha-ha
Two niples Ha-ha-ha-ha
Three niple-OH hell no,I'm oughta here
yoipjack 1 year ago
he should count how many times he goes "AH AH AH AH AH!!!"
AAV47 1 year ago 2
@AAV47 21 times ! ah ah ah ah
ProfessorIgor 1 year ago
I miss the old Count. Somebody different is voicing him now and he's not nearly as good anymore. :-(
roguefem 1 year ago
it's awful(((((((
TheKisKiska 1 year ago
AH AH AH AH AH!
awesomeJoz 1 year ago
7 sneezes! muhahahahahaha >:D
xxbloodyrose97 1 year ago
Hilarious!! He gets so excited when he gets to count things.
pheonix442 1 year ago 4
G O D L I K E! The count is one of the best characters ever :-))))
bernhardweber 1 year ago 2
The count's great!!!
TheRiker1982 1 year ago
I once said he was a fucken wanker and mate mate defended him saying he was only a puppet.
catlover28 1 year ago
Vampires that count own sparkle fa..erm Sparkle vampires any day. The Count FTW. Up there with Dracula!!!
YouCantDeleteDenzelL 1 year ago
Bless you,Bless you,Bless you,Bless you,Bless you, Bless you,Bless you. 7 7 times I said Bless you AH HAHAHHA!!!!(8 including my first comment on this page).
09tranm 1 year ago
Bless you count.
09tranm 1 year ago
Uh, here, Count...have some Allegra.
menslady125 1 year ago
Anyone know what that opening song is called?
tmntfan23 1 year ago
@tmntfan23 It sounds a little like part of Bach's Toccata and Fugue, but I don't know if it actually is.
bjmortie 1 year ago
He could kick the crap outta Edward LOL
wiseidiot5763 1 year ago 6
Did you guys notice Jerry Nelson's head between the flower pots when The Count sniffed the flowers?
AnimationDiana 1 year ago
@AnimationDiana Yup definitely there!
Kjartan167 1 year ago
1 HORNY MUPET HA HA HAAA
mazafuzle 1 year ago
Cool opening music for the count.
coyote374 1 year ago 2
Why is the Count so badass?
PhoenixInferno19 1 year ago
most epic puppet ever!
ravengurl100 1 year ago 3
i love this guy !!
sextoy46 2 years ago
This is going to remind me of Nick Jr Face counts 4 potatoes! Blue's Clues is next onnick jr prprpRRRRRRRRRRRRR hahahahaha
MoreAnuk96 2 years ago
Here's a real vampire as opposed to the vampires in twilight. They should watch and learn.
OhSmeg 2 years ago 199
Hahaha OhSmeg Twilight are just posers lol
haterFREEkid 1 year ago 2
lol indeed :D
Mondbrunnen87 1 year ago
I have OCD. OBSESSIVE COUNT DISSORDER. I <3 the count!
Forevermoonlight13 2 years ago
@Forevermoonlight13 Me too, blah, I vant to count things too! Hahahaha!
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ah ah ah!
Forevermoonlight13 2 years ago
At 60 I still find him as funny as I did 33 years ago! Obviously it was intended that we mother's were entertained as well! Now I'm Granny watching it!
mumacat 2 years ago 3
Geez I'm 35 and this is even funnier than when I was a youngster watching this on the tube. Long live the count. ah hah ha, I love it!
chronicdavid 2 years ago
The Count never gets old for me. Now, my 2 year-old loves him. He just cracks me up!
tannerkc08 2 years ago
Ok I'm sure the count had OCD....
howeverclever 2 years ago
I ♥ the Count!
tannerkc08 2 years ago 2
big thunder n lightning gimmie joke
terawattz 2 years ago
How does he have time to count between sneezes? There's another one where the Count starts crying and he starts going "boohoo sniffle one! One tear! Ah ah ah ah!" *thunder*
shandamoon 2 years ago
LOL "Seven wonderfull sneezes!!! AH AH AH AH!! *Lightning & Thunderbolts*". : )
Hes better than Count Dracula :D xD hes allergic!
Mangatytt00 2 years ago
yeah, i like his laugh ;)
swtkali4nian 2 years ago
his laugh is freaking amazing.. ah ah ah ah ah ah
wertyabc123 2 years ago 2
He was one of my favorites! I did learn to count with him since I didn't go to Kindergarten and went straight to first grade, AND he looked like dad, ah, ah, ah, ah..... : )
linilu12 2 years ago 5
1:50 I cant stop laughing
54literz 2 years ago
look!!! flowers, ahh... i will count them!!
IAmGhost007 2 years ago 3
omg hes the bomb
xxMCRLoverZS31xx 2 years ago 7
ZOMG cant believe I found this it bring back memories!
ToRiHale 2 years ago 2
Freak :D I love him :)
FallOutMaid 2 years ago
Every time The Count finishes counting something, he laughs maniacally and there's thunder and lightning in the background. What kind of acid trip is he on?!!
frtw4428 2 years ago 4
Seven! Seven 'bless you's!' Ah ah ah ah ah! *thunder and lightning*
simplecoffee 2 years ago 5
I remember this now!!! oh man, memories...
yamihoole 2 years ago 2
The main man.
adewale007 2 years ago
lmao. the count is awesome.
gaywizard 2 years ago
I think The Count must be allergic to flowers.
AnimationDiana 2 years ago
he must have a great time if he ever catches a cold lol
skydancinghobbit 2 years ago 7
wheres the batty bat song??
TheKeith33 2 years ago
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d72jjpilc 2 years ago
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d72jjpilc 2 years ago
This sketch appears on:
"Sesame Street" episode 0526 (May 14, 1973)
"Letters ...and Numbers, Too!" (1974)
"Learning About Numbers" (1986)
kungfujiapple 2 years ago
is the best! ah ah ah ah ah ah
SonnyForelli71 2 years ago
A sneeze is like an orgasm in my face, so I love it 2.
XD
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago 7
Six bats, seven bats
iamdabest245 2 years ago
wat the thats funyy
xxxtaekwondoxxx 2 years ago
AH ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
mastercrowly 2 years ago 2
Count von Count RULEZ!
v0lv0xx 2 years ago
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stupid
matijaOG 2 years ago
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Disappointing.
I thought it was going to be one of the censored videos.
btet15 2 years ago
I love how he never loses his monocle when he sneezes
Trund27 2 years ago 9
I wonder if Pratchett got the name "Twoflower" from there...
Mynnia 2 years ago
This video is such a classic- love that Count >:-)
copacetic79 2 years ago 6
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wtf man i thought his head was gona blow or som guys was gona hump from behind and with a knife and slash its neck...dude its disapointing
cicinero 3 years ago
Awe Bless, the Count has hay-fever, poor Dear!
Every time you sneeze, the sensation is that of a minor orgasm (Absolutely true!), no wonder he loves to sneeze; I love to sneeze too!
But seven times, Lucky Git!
lonelygirlthomas 3 years ago 31
i like his ,,Hahahahahaha''
SpiderBasses 3 years ago 3
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what an alghomaniac
Bachtin08 3 years ago
Does The Count do anything with the Cookie Monster? those are my two favorite characters
StarWarsMedia 3 years ago
If I remember correctly, he did do 2 sketches with Cookie Monster: the sketch in which they cooperate (The Count counts the cookies and Cookie Monster eats them.) The second one is where The Count is counting apples, and Cookie Monster secretly eats them (The Count didn't notice Cookie Monster until he ate the third apple.) I think these are the only two sketches in which they are seen together.
classicssmfan 3 years ago 7
1 hahahahaha 2 hahahahahaha 3 hahahahahaha lol
clubpenguinhacker234 3 years ago
ah ah ah ah ah this is amusing :)
XxLoZdOgxX 3 years ago
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ah, the counts on crack again...
ThyrfingVikingMetal 3 years ago
was he based on the serial mascot in any way.
joslynandy 3 years ago
dude...after all these years of watching him...him and big bird (aka in my eyes, the big ass six foot pigion) still kreep me out big time....I kid you not! He still freaks me out!
Hobbitteen 3 years ago