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  • Chuck Norris twice clapped to infinity per second.

  • Who the fuck is this guy, and why does he sound so self-entitled and pretentious about his ability to excel at such a useless skill?

  • @harorider96

    You're just jealous...

  • how did he do that?

  • I beat off faster then that!!1

  • See, when the event you paid to see is sick as fuck, as a crowd, you must applaud as well as this guy.

  • Can you fap 14 times per second, i didn't think so.

  • To the question "Can you clap 14 times per second?" the answer is "I dont know, I have shit to do, can you not ask me stupid questions please?"

  • My mom walked in while this was playing...

  • Thats a full god damn applause !

  • he sounds full of himself

  • This MADE MY BABY SISTER SO HAPPY!!!lolz

  • @AskefastHD I was about to make a joke about it ha

  • Sounded like 13 claps per second to me O.o

  • lmao his hand dissapeared lmao!!!!!!!!!!

  • @partykiddie i think superman can last a little longer than 11 seconds :D

  • I guess he hold worlds fastest masterbaiter record too :( I knew I was close

  • Close your eyes

  • sounds like a drumset , beast

  • imagine if he had a clapper......

  • This guy's voice sounds like he's selling an exercise machine or a fry pan.

  • I guess U burn ur dick jerking the same way...

  • Why do i laughing ?

  • fap fap fap fap... awesome clapper.

  • Practice it... It's fuckng easy! I've just tried his method, and got about 12 per second on my third try! Seriously, try it. It's not really clapping.. It's flapping!

  • Bet you pick up tons of ladies!

  • Smooth clappin there, Toast!

  • what have i just seen here xD

  • thats the sound of chuck nurris slaping other people

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  • imagine having him at a concert

  • That certificate should be a guarantee that this fanuke will not get laid. He'd fit in great in my cousins kindergarten class...

  • @partykiddie He didnt last very long then :/

  • partykiddie He didnt last very long then :/

  • I can slap my wife 14 times per second.

  • God of FAP

  • fap fap ?

  • it looks like a bad editing slap on the face .

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  • I expected the top comment would be mastrubating jokes. Wow, about that!

  • Seen in Germany at Comedy Central or ViVa at Rudetube :D

  • 1:33-1:44 is the sound of superman having sex.. U mad?

  • @partykiddie What are you talking about? Since when is Superman that fast?

    Sounds more like Flash.

  • Is like someone slapin him on the face 14times/Sec !! :P

  • this guy should get the award 'worlds fastest fapper'

  • 1:32 - 1:37

    his face is terrifying :D

  • I WANT HIM AS LOCAL IN MY KARAOKE BAR!!

  • thumbs up if u tried !

  • find a guy that can beatbox and you got a band

  • 0:30 - 1:09 That was just a warm up????? :O

  • i heard this coming from my parents room growing up....why aren't their clapping videos on youtube?

  • His girlfriend must be so proud :)

  • omg look at his face hilarious

  • sperm machine gun

  • sounds like that could be The Flash jacking off

  • close your eyes

  • "Clapping" or rubbing, seriously... -_-

  • i counted 13 im sorry :/

  • He's not doing a normal clap

  • guess you would do well at a baseball game

  • he would be a great drummer

  • @Chrissps1 no. no he wouldn't. this would be a useless party trick in relation to being a drummer of any degree in skill level.

  • 516 people got slapped by him... 14 TIMES PER SECOND!

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  • @jamezhalim shut the fuck up

  • Cleveland's voice actor?

  • Wow. Imagine how awful it would be if you got in a slapping contest with this guy.

  • this guy's hacking life, seriously

  • This is what this guy spent his life perfecting.

  • lol quite crazy but why so cocky?

  • best orgasm ever

  • can you imagine what this dude does with his SCHNUT BAG

  • How on Earth could anyone 'dislike' this video? This is stunning!

  • keep pressing 5 XD

  • /watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w

    just my opinion

  • No, because I have dual lateral epicondylitis =D

  • The gift of clapping!?

  • Not bad

  • You have just been given the clap

  • I call hackz

  • He takes so much pride in clapping...

  • The chicks love it when he claps them

  • this guy kinda looks like a pedophile....

  • even though this is cool, this isn't his vid

  • Whoa... 0.o

  • Now make a vid about how many times you can slap someone in 60 seconds. :D

  • the last girl he fingered died

    :/

  • Seriously... "Dude, you're a fag." "Oh, yeah? Bet you can't clap 14 times a second! clapclapclapclapclapclapclapcl­apclapclapclap..."

  • What a big, fat fucking waste of life.

  • @cstahl24 cuz his last name is french

  • I like the part where he is clapping.. :D

  • I'd say he can bust a nut in 0.1 thousands of a sec. LMFAO. I'm sure he gets all the bitches.

  • I'm slap crazy!!!

  • why toast

  • *ninja hands*

  • i bet he gets all the chicks.  ;)

  • WTF how is that even possible?

  • an art of clapping ... respect :)

  • tell this guy not to watch porn...haha

  • Like a boss!

  • clapping like a retarded seal should become an olympic sport...

  • I bet i can fap faster ! 

  • that awkward moment when he smacks himself in the face....

  • chuck norris can clap 1 million times per second

  • WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

  • i can fap 100 times in one second.

  • lmao! keep pressing 9!

  • Thats weird

  • Think how fast he could masturbate??? :-/

  • i can't see his hands anymore lol

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  • WHAT A MADNESS!!

  • WHY

  • i'm on the wrong site of youtube again.

  • chuck norris is impressed

  • *_*

  • when im bored i wank

  • O.O

  • @GladFotMinecraftftw so you have a small dick? :P

  • 1:33 wait that was a warm up!!??

  • I can fap way faster then that ...

  • I bet he masterbates quickly.

  • they just recorded me in the bathroom.

  • You can't be a human.

  • I can't believe how entertained I am by this. CABLE COMPANIES SHOULD BE AFRAID

  • Just imagine this in a dark room O____o

  • sounds like 1000000 miny farts.

  • HA BITCH I can actually do it... It's easier than you think.

  • @austin9dover Die.

  • um...  What?

  • alright i saw three things in this vid. 1. it looks fake! 2. his face looks like he is jacking off and 3 i can spank my gf ass like 17 a sec

  • would hate to get slapped by him...

  • E. Honda from street fighter skills

  • i use clap fast, then i took an arrow in the knee

  • Imagine this dude in a gig. Bands won't need more ppl, he can clap for all

  • 1:30 and beyond thats not him thats chuck norris sparring

  • ahaha it looks like ur chopping something after 1:30

  • chuck norris did that with one hand

  • This guy must have fun jacking-off

  • sounds like super crack head faping to me

  • keep your pimp hand strong

  • Like this if you attempted to clap this fast after the video

  • Imagine how fast he cums when he masturbates...just saying

  • 14 faps per second.

  • can u nail that way fast a girl aswell? :D

  • He looks like an adult baby

  • Whats with all the i tune scamers

  • A rather fast white man

  • it sounds like a spray can...

  • Great, now everyone thinks I'm fapping vigorously at my desk. Thanks.

  • Has no-one made an E. Honda reference yet?

    All right, I'm doing one.

  • Are his hands jelly?

  • You're welcome.

  • 1:09 wtf that was the warm up!?

  • How Fast Can You Cum With Those Hands?

  • Close your eyes while watching this. 

  • Doesn't sound like clapping...just sayin...

  • anyone else tried it too?

  • FAP FAP FAP FAP....

  • i must say that is pretty cool.... but why would you want to do that

  • wow, if he tug's his meat that fast then i'd be very suprised if he still has a penis.

  • He makes that face, "You impressed? :D" Then girls walk away.

  • Him masterbating?...

  • Imagine how fast he can jerk off

  • wHAT THE FUCK!

  • fap..

  • listen to this while closing your eyes ;)