Ungrateful People... Slap Them.

[XOSiren18XO]

And guys he isn't a "Cantonese person." What the hell is that? Cantonese is a language. Not a type of person.

[XOSiren18XO]

LOL the asshole part. So funny, and awesome someone who speaks Cantonese. You don't get that many people who do here.

[lawrence20081987]

hey how u doin? this is a great video bro!!! I would like to make a response! is that ok?

[broksifications]

YOOA SPIKKE TSCHAINIIS?

[Criticalcore]

people constantly spell my name the traditional "allan" "allen" when my names spelt "alan" and it still happens with like half my friends lol, its not that annoying to me but itd be nice to have them spell it properly even if they have seen my name a few hundred times. You'd think that having one less letter would be slightly easier to remember >.<

[tenzin1990]

i want u to tattoo it on ur forehead

[rubziikame]

Cute*

[rubziikame]

Your lisp is soooo cite :D

[xHoodiekid]

the chinese he wrote on the board reads :

i am a fish .

how are you ?

haha nice :) .

[winzzerr]

Tattoo 'jordon' on your forehead. doitdoitdoit! :3

[DYDfilms]

@GandJShowLOL he said my wtf in canto.

[DYDfilms]

Love the last part.

[originalSilverStripe]

I have that shirt got it from jj's

[Eth0812]

It is like that in china

[devilgirl884]

woah your a canto!! me to lol

[TheLemonpee]

ur balls droped yet mate. you sound like a faggot

[hottichook]

allow me to translate what is written on the white board...

'I am a small fish, how are you?'

............. Asian FTW

[PixieGirl421]

touch head?



[StuffForFun2]

I has that shirt. :)

[neriwhale]

Thank you.

[Chonniesday]

all my friends are like that...i have no friends...but seriously



[jamie3197]

My name's Jamie, I used to have a friend who every year, without fail, would spell my name wrong a DIFFERENT way. We're not friends anymore...

[mmmHardstyle]

translation : always doing these things. why don't you do homework bad boy?

[funnybunny12367]

Can you put your mom in the next video? =) im just wondering how she looks xD

[BrendanWong94]

Please tattoo jordon onto your forehead LOL



[linkedme]

I am fish.

how are you?

like this if you get it

[TheEmmyStars]

@linkedme was just about to comment about that XD

[angediwu]

i love your lisp.

[MrBobDog12]

my name is jordan... and people always spell my name wrong!! so annoying!

i even got jordyn once.. like wtf is that?

[BunnehBrigadeh]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

[gnaweilrahc]

you're a little fish! :O

HAHAHAHA came back *from* Australia >: D

what now Georq7n?

[teenapear]

LOLWUT i am a little fish, how are you? XD

[siownat]

JORDON! YAY I GOT IT SO RIGHT . BAM LOL

[tannylever]

Thank you! I know exactly what you mean. Gosh dammit you're so cute

[rzarcotr]

LOL FUNNY (its so good i can understand)

[CoolMiss93]

Laughed hard at the end LOL

[xOliviaXDx]

I love your videos, because I can watch them over and over. This is the third time going through all of your videos.

[Kimchilici0us]

can you please tattoo your name on your forehead, georq7n?

[BobFloppy]

nah, im an asian apple. :3

[K4NGA12o0JU1C3]

LOLL the ending cracked me up

[RudeLemon]

DIU

[BoyChristiann]

I love Georq7n. <3

[featclover]

Lol I have that lighter aswell.

[1234sexyshit]

is he australian?

cause his accent is really like alot loll.

im australian and i dont know people who talk like that.

ahhahhahha

[Anastasiarosewood05]

lol the thing about china is soo true :L:L

[iChooChooseYOU8D]

@ 3:35 NI SHI XIAO YU NI HAO MA?

LOOOOOOL my translations (a)

[MISSftw889]

"and ur just like......*sigh*......... thats so dog man."

lolz :P i am forever grateful to my friend arki for showing me this site.

x x

[sparklyunicorns69]

TRANSLATION! why is jordon doing this stuff again? why isn't he doing homework? aiiyahh! really is a bad boy! :L

[JackieeAnimecherriee]

ahaha lol dw everyone spells my name wrong on first go (:

[kanilorful]

your cantonese is so good ^^

[dreampho]

on your whiteboard "I am small fish, how are you?" -___-"

[lynnminnyuille]

woooooh canto :D

[MARCH89100]

I once took my name necklace to get fixed and the lady asked me what my name was ............. Hmm...........

[TheAlekhsandra]

I WANT THIS VOICE O_O

[WanaWenot]

i have a chinese boyfriend and now i love him more when you speak chinese.

[MyDearKyoKun]

My full name is REALLY long (five names in all) and one of them is not that easy to spell. Still, when I had my train card (whatever you call it in English) made, my name was misspelled three different places (missing three letters). I just thought it to be funny, but when I lost the card and some kind soul picked it up and sent it to me... they misspelled the already misspelled name... -_-"

I should just get a name change to "Bob" or something... I'm a girl though so "Bea" perhaps?

[stuttersss]

I hate when people misspell your name; especially when it's right in front of them. It really irritates me.

[sadbunny123]

I am a little fish, how are you?

haaahahaha XD cute!

[deadmandying]

Hahahah same here with the name thing XD

Name's Darren, i've gotten Daren, Darryn, Daron, Darron, Darrell, Daran (this one on a birthday cake from a friend i've known for 3 years XD)

[ohwtfitsyou]

omg i just started watching your videos and i cant stop laughing! I love it when you speak chinese lol ~

chiew! haha so cute

[itsMIMIx3]

@AyoItsEboni It's funny how you say you correct everyone when they're* illiterate because it's actually you're* cute/awesome. Just saying :)

[AyoItsEboni]

@itsMIMIx3 cool story bro.

[viveetranle]

Thank you <3

[QuocProductions]

I love you in this video! :D haha So innocent.

[mariusroyal]

ha you're cool. I've never seen your stuff b4

[2AngelAnna]

LOL i luv the last part xD

[TheFraternization]

hahahaha oh my god when people don't say thank you that's exactly what I do. I secretly hold it against them >.<

[cusin1805]

TAT IT UP ON YOUR FOREHEAD...I DARE YOU =) hahahahaha classic

[Cloudstormavatar]

canto people FTW!!!!!

[Evermorerawrify]

Haha the asshole part was funny(: *Subbed*

[mymeldy123456]

LOL! I found it funny how what you typed isn't completely what your mom said.

[mzgarfieldakalilkim]

YOUR SMILE IS SO DANG CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NQN159006]

wo shi xiao yu

ni hao ma?

[xchubbiebunniex]

omg you're so cute when you speak chinese <3

[loveapix]

I love when you speak Chinese! Lol, it's just so interesting o.o

[jessicattie]

the end. LOOOOL.

[Yandichan]

Heyyyy I love you ^^

[TheSnowLove2]

00:00 I swear I thought it was TOP O______O

Your Lisp is adorableeeeeeeeeeee x3

[milkxcookay]

YOUR CHINESE<333333

[bnmbnmbnmjasmin]

You have epic eyebrows man.

[blueberryxbrown]

Niiiiice~ (btw. Is that your last name in the background?)

[csayumi8]

i am addicted to your vid, why dont you make a new one plz , cant wait any more.

i worship you mate

[KarmaMeringue]

You're ending signoff always makes me laugh xD

[ryomaforlifexox]

Your soooo adorable...awwwwwwwwwww xD

[SamisaTANK1]

2:13 SOOO CUTE!

[SamisaTANK1]

2:14. SO CUTE.

[DarkRiyuku]

Chinese arrogant people that don't give a shit.

It's funny coz my mum has a go at them even here in Australia, in her limited english.

[kennii97]

where you from?

[DarkRiyuku]

lol mother rants are so funny. I know exactly how you feel

[tiff128]

ju geng on, you're chinese name ?

[Pavaz96]

hey i went to your primary and i remembered your name was spelt jordon LOL, remembered it for some reason

[jordanderhh]

hi

[imcomia]

how many languages do you speak?>?!?!?!?!?

[keysmeup]

your lisp is so adorable.

[264350422wil]

Hi, I am a small fish, how are you? lol. I see your name too ;D

[XxHannieexX]

HAHAHA UR WHITE BOARD SAYS I AM A SMALL FISH, HOW ARE YOU?

[karynchu]

lolololol this actually made me LOL.

[ShesKylie]

haha i love those small dairy chocolate wrappers stuck on your wall, reminds me of the royal showground displaying chocolate showbags xDDD

[t0MaToe]

omg, you were offered partnerships for realss?

Woo australia

[ibemissinyou]

Love the ending!! Lol.. lol lol...

[ibemissinyou]

lol lol..The part where you speak Chinese, sounds like you're singing. lol

[omnomnommbb]

LOL your whiteboard said "I am little fish, How are you?" HAHA. nice vid!

[Knigh7z]

rofl whai he no study to be biochemicalneurologist 

[Knigh7z]

ohai j012d0n

[daftpunkdroid]

Awesome vids JAMES X) love your index finger from 3:42 - 3:52

[Unknown7326]

Baaaaaaaad.

[Flamegon1992]

BAD TRANSLATION but still its funny aka translate tsk u doing this stuff again why arnt u doing ur homework u bad boy

[helloimlorenz]

That manly but feminine Australian accent.

[NoclueeR]

you're a legend

[penguinwek]

sorry JordON i believe i've been spelling ur name wrong for an entire year.

great vids keep them up

[seanyolawl]

WATS DOIN

[ho0dbOii]

;)

[iiPhanntom]

fruit ninja noob

[thecdnz]

hey jordin ;D

[Itdepends479]

asshole =D

[GEEanable]

<3 pokemon

[Rainbowsakurablossom]

LOL~ I love the end... CHIU~~~ Peeps in China probably expect an apology from you first... Here in the UK you say sorry they look at you and walk away ¬¬"

[AaiirRFlow]

LOL all ur intro's are EPIC :D

[FZLE]

LOL ily <3,

SHHHHH

[fail96]

love your vids jordon :'D

[XPAnDaXBoiX]

:)

[AlexASYLUMTM]

Rofl <3

[dez136]

YEAH 240P FTW