Rugby - All Blacks Vs Tonga - Haka And Wardance

[briky7126]

modern day tribal war

[iwannabepilot1]

TONGA IS LOUDER

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@iwannabepilot1

naaaaa man nz was louderrr

[iwannabepilot1]

0:00 best way to start a haka

[sumskate111]

I do this before I fuck my girlfriend

[Voxnulla]

The Pussy dance !

[anggeilbabe67ist]

hiya I'm just a small town girl

[SoylalechexDD]

0:39 lmao!!!

[dalemcd91]

would you like a tampon with that warmup?

[92Payka]

@dalemcd91 Haha that's so funny! You should be a comedian.

[HAMAS1969]

bah medio maricones !!!

[Luchomg22]

El gritito final de tonga es medio gay.

[aliya369]

hehe i will make you doing things that you never thought that you will do

[TehProPanda]

0:31 cool

[chan1ke]

Lyric of Haka sounds "gambatta!"which means "you gotta good job!!"in Japanese.

[Nickompoop]

if the US had rugby, it'd be the first and only sport i'd watch

[MrBaddestofthebad]

@Nickompoop universal sports 625

Rugby 490

USA has it on directv

[MrTibTib1991]

best thing about this video is how much the crowd loved it!

[QuarteyProductions]

This is some fucking tribal warfare shit!

[thesupergaijin]

The Tonga wardance kind of lost it's credability with the bum rape at 0.41

[daredevils2012]

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh im scared imagen that in the middle ages they did that like wen u were charging to them (run away)

[1992jenks]

high school musical? fuck that i want to watch new zealand have a haka-off against tonga!

[akoits]

I feel like I want to go break my fists punching a hungry grizzly bear!

[legolad4321]

O_O I'm sleeping with the light on now!

[JAVEDRIZWANDX]

ALL blacks worriors.

[jakofaxle]

that was the manliest dance off i've ever seen...would be funny to see the all blacks vs high school musical.....

[locutus12]

@jakofaxle preferably the "extended edition" where they evicerate their opponents.

[goldelar]

Espectacular, por los all blaks me gusta el rugby

[TuKaha1]

We got 4 free tickets to Tonga vs Allblacks

[wolfdude180]

anyone notice the tonga guys voice goes high

[TepaeaBRO]

Watching this gets me pumped for the rugby world cup, 14 days to go!!. GO THE BLACKS

[LJVC91]

I do this everytime before I go to the bathroom, well I do this everytime before I do anything

[248jfal]

i'm pumped after watching that

[Schinkenwuerfel]

Does the guy jumping at 0:40 have a boner?

[iNick909]

@Schinkenwuerfel why you looking?;)

[TuKaha1]

@Schinkenwuerfel Probably just adjusting

[leandos]

1:00 xD

[dagio597]

Who is the All Black with number 1 on his shirt?

[a55kiker]

Kinda makes the NFL look like a bunch of pussies, doesn't it...

[icemancotour]

@a55kiker this is why i watch rugby more than football.

[bucasas]

@a55kiker no not really



[toddskelly1998]

gay

[MrBaddestofthebad]

rugbys gonna get big in the US, bringing this out of nowhere lol. But football or Soccer, not the Ameircan football, was basically.. nothing. 20 years ago. No one went to games, no one played it. but then today, its a huge sport in the US. it was a humble beginning for it. then we have rugby. the same humble beginning. im not saying we're gonna take on the all blacks and give them a run for their money any time soon, but we're not gonna be trampled for much longer. Its growing

[ItalianMafia36]

stomp the yard

[FlufeeBunee]

i wanna join Rugby just to dance the HAKA in public without being embarrased

[VaajXyooj]

squeal at :41

[jroyer74]

And now I'm off to sevens in St.Louis. This video gets the blood pumpin every time.

[aggrtt]

i rather die than being in the middle..

[funakiexpress]

yea yea tonga lost by ALOT, what people realise is this

A.) Tonga (as well as samoa & fiji) missed on key players who play abroad... which for tonga is 95% of tongas talent and

B.) the tongans werent even sponsored, and they had to make a desicion to have either a gym or physiotherapy.... stupid ayy

[archergareth]

They are the skinniest Tongans i've ever seen

[carter2go]

All black FTW

[4709999]

0:29 jajajajajajaja

[BuhoLoco40]

I need to find the footage of this game. That clip looked like a prelude to war.

[rensbot]

0:30

[oakdaddy]

Shot off limp in my pants...

[kajenius]

just learnt this from wilburt.. .. awesome stuff

[americankiwikidd]

Name is kees mews. (pronounced case)

[ekoloman]

The all blacks are spectac. I can't get my head on #1's name though.

[riceeaterz]

absolutely jizz my pants!

[Riles07]

just like the highest rated comment states, the AB's absolutely destroyed the Tonga haha

[egeseatr35]

0:32 Epic... Simply epic...

[gunznstuff50]

the guy in the number 1 jersey is such a motherfuckin badass

[Sciuaddru]

gang's war ? :D

[TehJumba]

my rugby season just started i soo fuckin wanna do a dance like this then knock the fuck out of someone

[LordAkira]

LISTEN TO THE FUCKING CROWD! SERIOUSLY, I RECKON IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE GLADIATOR-LIKE ARENAS WILL COME BACK AND PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

[bukva2]

I know its not meant to be "funny" but i lol every time i see the dude in 0:30

[barbenH]

The Tongan players got all their energy from the Horse steaks they ate before the game . :)

[miketoriant]

0:30 LOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL­OOOOOOOOL

[datKidwilliaM]

yeah. I'd be the player going, "It might not be a good idea to play these guys."

[IamLisaYo]

Omg. These guys are gross.

[oakdaddy]

Without shitting on the Haka as the English did, a great response.

[barbenH]

@oakdaddy The English do not have a Haka because they are not warriors....

[Henriqueb416]

great attitude by Tonga, beautiful!

[alxog3]

wardance? gay; just play some fucking rugby

[phantomsuccour]

@alxog3 well some countries have something called culture. You wouldn't know what that means. They pass this on from generation to generation and the New Zealanders and Tongans don't want to pass it up, which is wise.

[alxog3]

@phantomsuccour I wouldn't know about ok bitch because you know my life.

Don't try to give me a lesson about tradition like I give a FUCK

[alxog3]

@phantomsuccour yea low class i bet you come from a 3rd world country if your watching rugby

[phantomsuccour]

@alxog3 no actually I live in the country that made it, UK. As I said, you are ignorant and uncultured, get a life.

[alxog3]

@phantomsuccour the funny thing is that i put that 1st comment to see how many people would say something just for fun apparently your the only idiot that did ; talk about no life

At least the US made more culture than uk in 231 years

[phantomsuccour]

@alxog3 Yet you speak English. You are the only idiot, because you could not see a culture of others as worthy and therefore took to ridiculing it.

[alxog3]

@phantomsuccour wtf dude did you get my message? lol

[bigsteelmike89]

@alxog3 what a little bitch.

[alxog3]

@bigsteelmike89 stay out of it son;)

[InDelusionB]

My favorite is definetly 0:21 XD

[theoriginalbensteele]

Those guys got served

[jimmyjoefro]

...and then the All Blacks win 95-0.

[SuperBrombolo]

@jimmyjoefro LOL

[RadioCambodia]

@jimmyjoefro LMAO

[GandalfDaBlack]

man 0:28 looks so epic!

[maffia440]

@jabjabmove Lol ur canadian.........nuff said

[Chewy8240]

@maffia440 Canada is awesome brah. Free healthcare ftw!

[787pablo]

served. . . . served . . . .served . . . .

[omnibusim]

Horny

[Willbutler]

watching this makes me want to punch a lion, headbutt a hippo and trample on a black mamba

[Taistelumursu]

@Willbutler and play xbox?

[jamaq]

@Willbutler yeah made my balls drop a little more.

[MrPlaymaker99]

@Willbutler

you made laugh so hard

[williamhorsie]

Tongaaa

[TheBoshua]

That guys little jump and pointing gesture at 0:40 could not look any gayer.

[maffia440]

Thats why my PE teacher from new zealand tought us that dance

[steven4rmnewyork]

doesn't look like respect..looks like im gonan fuck you up..and its funny cause they act hard and then they lose

[Glazipps177]

Such concentration, I really wish I was born canadian sioux but I would rather be part of one of these. suck concentration on the upcoming "battle" your left with a male-only world were men don't think with thier dicks, dont stick to manners and act comepletely different to get under a skirt. just were men band together and get shit done

[jimiBEbandit]

TONGGGAAA!!

[damudaphuckinpimp]

THis is flat out bad fucking ass!!! TO THA CORE!!!

[czarssalad]

has to be the best stare-down in all of sports.

[goquins2]

This vidio is god dam awsome! How could anyone dislike this different language battle!

[silentassassin23]

The amount of testosterone coming from this video made my testicles explode.

[Panzerfausst1488]

Dance before que war!

Hail Rugby a sport for TRUE men! Honor, loyalty and

brotherhood!

[PforPissedOff]

The New Zealand Haka is already intimidating, but when Tonga stands their ground and does their own tribal wardance .... man oh man! This is a man's sport, and I love it like no other!

[TheycallmehQuiet]

What an atmosphere- this is what rugby is all about, getting hyped up and taking it to the other team.

[Arihel]

Then they go and dance the Beat It solo.

[ttrraavviiss220088]

Nelson Mandela: Rugby is a hooligans sport played by gentlemen

Football is a Gentlemens sport played by hooligans

[doknikagda]

this makes me cry from happines and emotions

[ApproachWithCaution]

Yeah.....that's just about the coolest thing on the internet. Time to shut this shit down and build internet 2.

[dziban303]

Makes my hair stand up. I wouldn't roll up on these dudes if I was in a tank.

[TheBR911]

yeahhhhhhhhhh,haka kool.

[Future0331]

What a way to start a rugby match...GO NZ!!!!

[FHSWrestling112]

that had to be the coolest thing to see live. what a way to start a match.

[rmhicu]

tonga haka is bad

[HighLifetage]

@rmhicu the haka is NZ's... other countries have their own war dances, none is bad or better than other

[cowboy9mmca]

this is nothing! You should see what our Canadian Ruby teams do. They crack a kokanee beer and smile! Just kidding....they don't smile. 

[deliver1]

@cowboy9mmca Well hey, if you're going to lose, you may as well lose while drunk.

[livianaidoo]

Aaaaaaaaaah...homens de verdade...

[SuperMoustic]

Super,il faut aimer le rugby pour apprécier.

[505AK]

So who got served !?

[vzerdiou]

@505AK xd

[UglyToontown]

who went to this? i want an eye witness account of how this game ended up

[valleylad12345]

number 10 should not be leading the haka, ive see more scary and fearless new zealanders lead the haka

[MrTank78]

These sportsman don't care for the money or photo shots, but to be known as a " Warrior of No Fear". That's BAD-ASS

[jackillerbr]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

[DethRokr]

The All Blacks destroyed them that game, IIRC

[mastersuperfender]

o my fuckin g*d

[19wilshere]

that is F%# Awesome

[palandi]

pirei

[afby]

so intense...so, who won this game?

[ArmenianLibrary]

yeah The real men sport , Nor for the pussies

[pball99]

the badass scale has just reached the sky right now

[10000dc]

moari is beast 

[ambybambii]

oh word! how i'd looovveee to go an all blacks' match just to watch this!

[RCMproductions]

My monitor just exploded from sheer BADASSERY!!!

[crono916]

Give me a break, a war dance before a SPORTING EVENT? Somewhere real warriors who died in battle are rolling over in their graves.

[WTFArabBBQ]

@crono916 obviously youve never seen a rugby game

[crono916]

@WTFArabBBQ Obviously you've never seen war.

[yannos1000]

@crono916 Remember that "war" in the context that the maori knew it is not what we think of when we think war. To them was was not a hellish machine fueled by mass industries and thousands of lives but a struggle between two parties. Yet there was death and all but it was not viewed like the great horror. A rugby event like this is something big, it's a matter of pride, a struggle between two parties. Besides: if the maori decided that it was appropriate, who are we to question them?

[MADCORE94]

@crono916 u dumb fuckin yank, its not a war dance its a traditional dance warriors in nz do to show there power and strength and try to intimidate the opposition, and sometimes can be for amusement u retards dnt even know how to play rugby fuck off and go wear some pussy ass body gear and helmets to play a sport

[crono916]

@MADCORE94 You ignorant fuck, are you seriously trying to turn the topic in question into another retarded American football vs Rugby debate? Get the fuck out of here you waste of life i'm not biting.

[MADCORE94]

@crono916 no really i wasnt actually i just just stating that ur term of "war dance" was wrong and commented about ur sport dont take it to heart or anything didnt want to hurt peoples feelings now did i.

[crono916]

@MADCORE94 ROFL then what was all that talk about wearing pads and pussy and "my sport" What the hell is my sport? Fucking troll, don't sit there and act like all you did was try to correct me on some war dance shit. I guess you're right though there's no way this can be a war dance cause these scrubs don't know what being a real warrior is. All this looks like is a little game grown men play, nothing more.

[MADCORE94]

@crono916 i was just being smart ur a total wanker u prob think ur a big warrior up in ur fucking cardboard box house, go fuckin fly more planes into ur own buildings dumb ass American fags

[applecross20]

@crono916 Step onto a rugby field and find yourself near the bottom of a ruck where they turn a blind eye to your face being stomped, and you'll soon find out why the adrenalin pumps to this degree. Not every sport is a stop-start circus comprised of fat dudes and commercial breaks..

[jillythe1st]

brilliant! 

[4855408]

Awesome, love Haka....this is too hot to hold !!!!

[belledejour72]

that is sooo scary

[Nocturn69]

i wish i could've been in that crowd

[cotimalvavisco]

@Nocturn69 I  agree

[achaelxoxoxo]

ok so who won? lol

[RugbyEqualsAwsome]

this is the best when two teams go hard at each other. brilliant!

[25jafir]

i wish my team could do this :P

[GUnit]

...some good lookin tongans ....

[sophie2dunkerque]

LOL

[olliec360]

lol

[Bludz247]

TONGA

[jayvav200013]

omg they look crazy

[dnyz123]

What happens when u cross Glee club with a rugby team : the haka

[RelliKtm]

@dnyz123 fuck off you disrespecting cunt!!

[slanker786]

white settlers should be repatriated and australasia should be given back to the natives. and i mean not just nz for the moaris, but even all oz to them ugly aborigines

[SycoDannnnn]

Sure, and lets give America back to the indigenous population as well. Hell, why doesn't everyone just stay in their own ethnicities borders and never travel while we are at it. That's life man, shits been happening for thousands of years.

[solariis888]

@SycoDannnnn Shut the fuck up you Kiwi fuck... don't ever talk about America like you are an American.

[SycoDannnnn]

@solariis888 Excuse me? You appear like a well travelled and reasonable person, but you act like a little bitch. Stop taking things so literally, my point was made using reasonable statements, kindly keep your profanities to yourself.

@SycoDannnnn I'm going to end you, you stupid fuck. And I'll show you who the little bitch before you die.