Dating Advice : How to Date a Nerd

[lindabflirty]

Nerds, I love them all! Why, because they truly know what they love, they have passion, purpose and they contribute to society with their brains. Want to attract a nerd? I have found nerd shirts here at Flirty Diva Tees online in their nerdy category, they're really cute and if you want nerds to find you they have to know you love them. This will help.

[lawshorizon]

Bill Gates is a nerd! So, OK, maybe I'm jealous - but he's still a nerd.

[maelgwni]

Please tell me you're kidding.

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[GuillermoSmyser]

This video could have been 4 seconds long and just be him saying "nerds are like normal people, treat them as such"

Expert village succeeds at doing the worst possible job once again.

[marbern1985]

I thought this was a joke, that fact that it's not makes it even funnier.

[theIonliestmonk]

Being a successful nerd I can understand but you are just a douche...

[raccoonlord]

Inspiring.

[rampant1apart]

Well, that was a roundabout way of saying something incredibly common sense: "If you're going to seriously date a person, you're gonna have to see past bull that gossip other people will say about them."

[ethan111888]

If you guys have nothing good to say don't say anything at all...

[jdizzle4300]

This guy's a nerd

[deidara903]

wow that sucked.

[epic5571]

I'm a nerd and I find this video wrong on so many levels. Not offensive, just stupid and ignorant.

[MEATY561]

To date a nerd just stick the starwars DVD up their ass. It has to go really deep though to take affect.

[motoxdady]

This is some faggot ass shit.

[comocody]

faggot is correct not fagot faggot

[ethan111888]

Thanks for the clear up guys.

[damonandcuponoodles]

this guy is a nerd.

[damonandcuponoodles]

annoying subtitles

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

The only nerds here are expertvillage. Really, does anyone watch any of their vids to learn something? They're all pieces of crap. And usually wrong too.

FAIL.

[D19J93]

I think he likes to say the word "NERDDDD" but yes... He also emphasizes it much Haha.

[ethan111888]

Most of you guys are the cool kids that call ppl nerds and this dude isn't a fag a fag is a bundle of sticks but you dumb asses wouldn't know that.

[Finchspielberg]

@ethan111888 a fag is a gay person, a faggot is a bundle of sticks.

[Mohrenberg]

@Finchspielberg I thought a faggot was a cigarette?

[zamoradude1]

@Mohrenberg its a pile of twigs :)

[zamoradude1]

@Mohrenberg it's english meatballs :D

[dreidl19380]

@Finchspielberg It's spelled "Fagot", as in a bundle of sticks, not "Faggot".

[dreidl19380]

@Finchspielberg It's spelled "fagot", not "faggot".

[BRANDYCLIFF2007]

I thought it was going to be funny but it was sooooooo sad and dull

[MyAwesomegurl]

NERD!!!!!!!!!! hes an nerd

[Screamolover25]

This video can suck the underside of my balls

[rnetpl]

penis

[PsychoRevolutionary]

This video is poor and unentertaining.

[briefreeman13]

hah he knows all this because he was a nerd

[Kanie97]

Um bill gates LOL

[kameera121]

Check out my videos

[NiKaiShiNe]

This is stupid. :/ I was kinda expectiong something funny..

[MrsXoXoGossipGirl]

you cant date a fuckin nerd nerds are douche-bags cock sucking motherfuckerss!!!!!!!!

[blackknight509]

WOW expert village. just WOW. you've really ran out of ideas to give tutorials on haven't you.

[troll9555]

Nerd? Nah, this guy's just a fag.

[onomonster]

I nerded out and made a lot of fun cartoons for you to watch. Just do it.

[Ultima713]

Nerds can be intimidating too. The kind that are preppy and wear Ralph Lauren, and are intelligent about everything, it makes you feel inferior to them lol.

[burchified]

Nerds have evolved since they first arose. Back during their primitive times, the nerds were an extremist offshoot of the preps. Where they lacked in sexual disciplines, they made up for in booksmarts. But around the early 2000's, nerds began to subdivide amongst themselves. The internets brought a sense of pride to the nerd community, and many began a radical movement known only as the "Nerd Acquisition Protocol". Hot stupid girls were now being recruited into the nerd society.

[burchified]

@burchified There can be only 1 of 2 probable outcomes to this trend. Future nerds may now be ugly and stupid, to stunning and highly intelligent. The nerds needed genetic diversity and overcame their greatest fear, the fear of not being good enough for the hotties. *Bong bubble sounds*

[bongobang77]

#FAIL

[bongobang77]

#FAIL.....PERIOD.

[Zuerst93]

This is the stupidest thing. How did it get featured? And why does the speaker look like he's trying to seduce me with the lights dim and a bottle of champagne?

[Kawakil]

This Guy is so failing someone has to stop him.

There are no tips to be loved, just be kind and opened and be who you are.

[MaicoMoon]

Sorry, but this is full of #FAIL. Not very many nerds end up like that, and that's why they are nerds.

[berrysqueeze]

This is so stupid. I use the word "nerd" affectionately and I try to be one myself...

[bradlove79]

People are so sad.lol

[mannecyberguy]

Well, I'm glad you got some laughs out of my channel, but I still believe that picking on anyone whom you percieve as different is nothing more than bullying, whether physically or in cyberspace, and anyone who does that is a jerk,gertelberth.

[gertelberth]

@mannecyberguy

No one gives me rights fag. Who gave you the right to call me the moron? You are obviously the one with social problems. Seriously crawl back in a fucking hole you disgrace to anything walking on 2 legs.

[JoshuaH688]

@gertelberth I second the motion of whoever first called you a moron. :-)

[gertelberth]

@JoshuaH688

holy shit I just saw your facebook! Of course the ugly ass asian "micro nationalist" nerd would be watching this video. You should be looking at the dating advice to get a girl buddy.

[mannecyberguy]

@JoshuaH688 Thank you very much, JoshuaH688, I called gerterlberth a moron because anyone, in my opinion who claims that picking on another person is a right, plus calling someone a "fag" and accusing them of having social problems is not only a moronic idiot, but disgraceful to anything an education higher than kindergarten.

[mannecyberguy]

@gertelberth Thank you for not having any videos MORON.

[gertelberth]

@mannecyberguy

im so sad I got into an argument with this he/she thing over the internet. I dont even know what it is, I'm sorry people have to stumble upon your videos and think wtf is this guy doing at all? You sir are a faggot weirdo! get off the internet!!

[mannecyberguy]

@gertelberth Only when you do first.

[gertelberth]

@mannecyberguy

ok im gonna be the bigger MAN and walk away. I wish you could do the same fag olollolollololololol

[stealthyf23]

My girlfriend left me because I'm a nerd. I just know it, even though she consistently maintains the reason is because of my foot fetish where I had her stuck her toe into my left nose until I bleed.

[IMFDB]

Bill Gates was never a nerd.

[Moofheadx]

@IMFDB Yes he was o_O. Listen to one of his interviews.

[mannecyberguy]

@StonedOutOfExistence What a moron!

[YiLuXiangBang]

dis guy's a nerd LOL

[gambart2002]

What's with anger?

[chunky1194]

Saying that nerds are successful is a useless argument. The nerds of today are often antisocial Chinese guys with no manners. Good luck being successful. At least the nerds of yesteryear had some common sense

[Xinoutorah]

Thank god I am not a nerd...

[NoOne3234]

Why is this video most popular with 35-55 year old men?

[SpokoynayaNoch]

What the fuck is this shit? This guy is a little crazy!!! Do you wanna know how crazy he is!? Imagine the setup it took to make this vid. This is an immature creepy man!

[ImnonXProductions]

Hard and diligent worker? My ass. Us nerds hate labor. Now spending hours at a pc desk or over a paper, that's bot so bad.

[franklindavid]

Very good! makes a lot of sense, it takes a nerd to recognize another nerd.

[lolqueeen]

i tried to follow th subtitles but i got dizzy soon because it was too fast and you are kinda slow.

[pinapplepee]

He looks like when he's finished he'll molest some little boys

[918Anon]

PUNK ASS OLD GEEZER

[CrotchLazor]

Maybe now i can get laid if this video gets popular enough.

[EnonimusTransmission]

Nerds are people with acute interest and [usually but not always] skill in subjects which are not common social interests, and usually lack at least some common social skills. Idiot. You can be smart and not a nerd. For interest I've never been called a nerd but I'm clearly smart as the shits.

[Xinoutorah]

@EnonimusTransmission Glad you feel that way. And yay for modesty. Too bad it counts for nothing on youtube, unless you use it to make people how-to videos. Other than that...nerds have always been considered smart and geeks have been considered losers.

[EnonimusTransmission]

@Xinoutorah Yay for taking a tongue-in-cheek comment which is worth nothing way too seriously!

[Xinoutorah]

@EnonimusTransmission You are a loser...being a nerd doesn't make you special and using labels to define yourself mean you have a lot of growing up to do. Good luck with life, you're going to need it.

[EnonimusTransmission]

@Xinoutorah Oh nooo, I'm a loser? Damnit! I wish I was so cool like you. :(

[1Burninhouse1]

@EnonimusTransmission I'm ALWAYS wearing nerd-glasses because I love them... does that make me a nerd? because i'm not especially smart and stuff, so...:O

[EnonimusTransmission]

@1Burninhouse1 That simply makes you awesome!

[ginnidorka]

@EnonimusTransmission Thumbs up if you think this guy is someone pretending to be a nerd!!!

[bsharker]

Nerds are Nerds! And nerds know they are nerds, and they are usually proud of it.

[booklover1217]

If you're a nerdfighter, you know that you should be PROUD to be a nerd.

[handsomeno1]

ì think he muz have ton of ppl calling him nerd last time so he make tis video..lol

[shawbros]

Don't make nerds angry. They could go postal.

[Swiftlygothedays]

Nerds are awesome candy. There's no candies named "geeks" last time I checked.

I'm insanely nerdy about music. I'm a hardcore indie folk rock girl. Music 24/7.

[supermanfly6]

I think this guy should have another drink...

[SilentNinjaProducs]

that was a pretty bad video

[manumanok]

this guy must be drunk. all his videos has him drinking wine

[originalprettybird]

I think nerds are foxy!

[dakotahcollin]

is this supposed to be funny?

[shagoosty]

@dakotahcollin I'm not quite sure...

[oliviamatthews]

also, i bet dr. paul's a total pimp.

[TheDrugtopia]

@oliviamatthews hes just got money, money = anything u wanna be

[oliviamatthews]

i'm just curious if he drinks that after the cameras are off.

[funnyjokes4]

this is not funny EPIC FAIL

[ashleyvisa]

Lol @ skunkapotamus I was just thinking that!!

[youlosez]

who is this old chump?

[HeyLove27]

I would very much like to date a nerd.

Pocket protectors are exceptionally adorable =)

(but, honestly, I love the wit, charm, and surplus of ideas in those that claim they are "nerds")

[skunkapotamus]

This fucking video should have never seen the light of day. The guy hosting it should be strung up in razor wire and set alight.

[ImNiceGuy1]

NERD!

[jjudijo]

you may be a nerd, but you can't spell/write correctly. For example, it is "get right past," not "get right passed". OMG you did it again! WTH???

[TherapudicCaffeine]

The timing of the captions is way off.

[McNugget06]

Nerds are ugly ass social retards. Geeks are smart, they can be cool as shit though. You can be a geek an still be the fuckin' man.

[abonawas]

@McNugget06 nerds geeks dont matter as long as the penis is good and hard.......i knew a nerd who looked disgusting but women swarmed around him....secret revelead.....a massive cock in execellent working condition

[McNugget06]

@abonawas Ron Jeremy?

[ATLsHustler]

@McNugget06 I was the nerd back in high school, but I was also the jock, and I had no program getting girls or socializing. Just because my IQ is a bit higher than most people does not mean I'm weak in other area.

[lumberjoseph]

@ATLsHustler you had no program getting girls? yeah.....

[Cheesecake2k]

@lumberjoseph Of course he didn't. He's on the internet. He's cool. Let's envy him.

*cough*

[Heligoland43]

...so I'm a female "nerd" because I like Japanese cartoons and writing dirty fanfiction about boys having sex with each other...... And, while I am "good" at those particular endeavors, I guess --I'm pretty sure you got confused about the term "nerd" somewhere along the line, in your life.

Just so you know.

[lakeoffire800]

CHODE!

[918Anon]

SOONER!

[EchoBoomer1987]

BOOMER!

[918Anon]

FAGGOT

[ale3071997]

im just too white and nerdy

[TheDarkestSpectre]

Ha ha ha why are you wearing a robe...I can't take you seriously with that horrible outfit and laid-back appearance...

And it seems like you contradict yourself at 1:00 -I hope this videos is a joke because if it's not then you need help sir...

[JessAtlas]

@TheDarkestSpectre How did he contradict himself?

[TheDarkestSpectre]

@JessAtlas It just feels like he's saying "Even though you want to stereotype/insult these people don't because they might be your boss one day." (Seems kind of shallow/contradicting doesn't it?)

Maybe if this guy put more time into his script and less time into his wardrobe I'd have more respect for his video.

[savannahlevell]

CUNT

[camatt2989]

this nerd makes videos

[lestersggirl]

NERDS ARE SEXY!!

[Lucentia3]

I am like so confused... wtf is this guy talking about - how to date a nerdy guy (which is a certain type) or how to be a friggin gold digger.... geeze... whatta douche.

[Fancysaltedpeanut]

2 Things I learned from this video : #1 Your ugly, and #2 You cant make videos

[AzhiDahaki9]

@Fancysaltedpeanut Two things I learned from reading your comment: #1 You failed 4th grade and #2 You're an idiot.

[Fancysaltedpeanut]

@AzhiDahaki9

LIKE ME FUK U UP BITCH

[AzhiDahaki9]

@Fancysaltedpeanut I rest my case.

[JPJMFBRSgirl]

NERD! XD

[Iwarekilts]

It disturbs me that today that beautiful woman would date the ugliest, slob, dumbass if he had a million dollars. Aka Donald Trump

[t0FuMamt0m]

@Iwarekilts well money is power ......

[DareDevi16]

he repeats himself for a minute and half and says the obvious...and because someone is labeled a nerd it is not a definition... it is also not a fact he will be more successful because personalities are different, also most people that get decent jobs have connections..AKA friends

[maxmumridefan]

dear god he's training women to become golddiggers

[ogicu8abruok0]

haha this is awful

[KawaiiFungus48]

Well that told me absolutely nothing.

[21leftcenter]

girls dig nerds who eat their eye boogers. it's a proven fact.

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Who the fuck is this little douchebag?

[LaneRealEstateTeam]

Nice!

[143travieso]

holy shit has anyone ever noticed expertvillage has 183,810 videos up damn thats a shit loads of fails lol

[BlanFan2O]

this is very stupid. the actual title should be "definition of a nerd" not what it is now.

"nerd" isn't even offensive. this video is just... wow. XD

[mairava1996]

It's funny how this guy says he's a "doctor" so that means he may be a very rich guy. He refers a nerd as a "Rich person" so thats why he teahces you how to get them because they are typically rich doctors in some cases. He also seems to be elderly. Interesting!!! And hearing his knowledge on all of this, that means he's a "nerd" his wife is a gold digger who is gonna cheat on him for a younger guy. See how expert village is cheating you out in the most secret ways? Yes, I'm a genius.

[kraudio7]

@mairava1996

You're a nerd! ahahah jk xD thumbs up for you!

[mairava1996]

@kraudio7 Thanks lol

[HippyamongHicks]

What if someone has several hardcore nerdy qualities but still have a life?

[mairava1996]

Expert village typically sucks, but who would want to date a nerd? I don't get it.

[sterdoc]

Yeah, who wants to date a savant anyway? Gross.

[Fluffypopcicle]

rofl i think they should have given advice on how to get a date if you're a nerd, not dating a nerd.

[JPArmour]

What does expert village not cover?

[JPArmour]

Dude what does expert village not cover?

[TheMonthofMayo]

well this is stupid any moron could have figured this out by themselves! all he did was repeat himself for a minute and a half

[TheMheadCondition]

Wow ur a Nerd!

[tendoking48]

Because we're smarter and more successful than the average Joe Six-pack.

[Cescante]

@tendoking48 Hey, some nerdy people have six-pack too. But we are def. not average Joe, point taken.

[iKingDeathi]

@tendoking48 Or a social retard xD. You can have a 6 pack and be smart

[Squarehead29]

This is retarded.

[TheZombie137]

wtf why would anyone wanna date a nerd

[Cescante]

@TheZombie137 tendoking48 is right. Most of us are smart and therefore get pretty rich. We are also nerdy enough to study how to please women systematically. Have you ever heard of the Pickup Artist or The Game?

[BlanFan2O]

@Cescante XD aw, I lost the game!

[SquishyCandyftw]

why was this on featured vids or w/e... why did I watch this...

this is crap

[westboarder]

is this for real?

[mrsticky005]

Since when do people need advice on dating nerds? It's nerds who are the ones

who have trouble dating people. That's why to even have a chance a nerd either

has to be successful or lower their expectations.

[MissWhiate]

LOL! :p!

[GBXS]

I thought a 'nerd' is someone only focussed on for example comics and has nothing that resembles a social life. Getting good grades doesnt make you a 'nerd' or anything. But hey, what do I know about definitions?

[macensack]

this guy is a NERD!

[manaen1lds]

Isn't "Nerd" a label, not a definition???

[billybrut4l]

@manaen1lds its 50/50

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