i tell ya to go one inch you go two, tell ya to go two inches you go four, give a ni**a a rope wanna be a cowboy Gus... I still use that line! Too funny!
dude has big foot for a wife lol!!..i always thought big foot was a male...today it is proof big foot is female....the herryness disguised her gender!! MAWAHAHAHAH
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"Im cookin motherfuckin hamburgers and franks...Im not cookin a mother fuckin brontasaurus burger in this motherfucker...This aint the motherfuckin flintstones Gus..." Classic
The shit is hard as a rock now. It's like motherfuckin' furniture in there. I went in last week to watch the fight -- I said fuck-it, I put my drink on top of it Eddy. It's a coffee table now! Why can't you clean up shit? My friends come over, they say, "Oh that's lovely..." -- I say, "That's not lovely, it's a piece of shit!" Cause my children don't listen."
But I'm-a tell you somethin' mothafucka. You can take your mothafuckin' hairy, fat ass, wife, moustache bitch out the fuck. You can go upstairs and get the mothafuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' mothafuckin' kids of yours and put them in the mothafuckin' goony goo goo-mobile and get the fuck out. And if my wife don't like, she can get the fuck out too *Lillian throws her shoe at Vernon* Ya missed me, bitch!
"they slam there face in the water for 2mins, and i was like wtf are they doing,then they start moving there heads like this and the muthat fukers came out with fish. "i said can you belive this mutha fuking shit, then he spat the fish out of his mouthand turned to his brother and said gonnie goo.
For anybody that doesnt have the DVD of this they HAVE to pick it up because this is defidently not the best part of this movie even though it is one of the best. So if you dont have it yet BUYY ITT
21 dislikes have no sense of humor what so ever
jlmshane 2 months ago
I hope he tours again because it would inject a bit of life in his career..His jokes are so SPICY...lol
Basinstreetfollies 2 months ago
"YOU MISSED ME, BITCH!" (Thumbs up if you were happy that Lillian missed Veron!)
robynsegg 3 months ago
lillian the bitch is falling down the steps again
stynkjoot 1 year ago
i tell ya to go one inch you go two, tell ya to go two inches you go four, give a ni**a a rope wanna be a cowboy Gus... I still use that line! Too funny!
chpuser1975 2 years ago
why is the fire so big??????......
k8tiekat431 2 years ago
3:41 hahahaha my friends say thats lovely and i say thats not lovely thats a bit of shit hahahahaahahahaha
bigwal2001 2 years ago 2
And it my wife dosen't like she can get the *bleep* out.
Throws shoe!!
You missed me bitch!!!!
LOL
obsid1177 2 years ago 3
Your wifes a bigfoot isn't she Gus
LOL
Siegetower 2 years ago
i ain't cooking ain't no brontosaurus burger
1051842 2 years ago
he says mother fucka too much lol :L
XxXsomeonelovesyouXx 2 years ago 3
this aint scooby doo motherfucker.....hahaha
shazzy3107 2 years ago
MA SHOE LOLL
boisbrut 2 years ago 4
U'll be a seven year old, walking the dog, no house motha fucker!!! lol fucking epic!
foofighter4eva 2 years ago 4
dude has big foot for a wife lol!!..i always thought big foot was a male...today it is proof big foot is female....the herryness disguised her gender!! MAWAHAHAHAH
blahblah159357 2 years ago
thats not lovely, thats a peice of shit!
djmannyclue 2 years ago
it's fucking unbelievable
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
faggelis 2 years ago 2
in the goonigoogoo mobile
BoogyM4N 2 years ago
he says fuck like 100 times!
braynall555 2 years ago 3
yet he is fucking funny
SoKhafa 2 years ago
It's my house!! and if you dont like it, you get the FUCK OUT!!! LMAO
codymactherocker 2 years ago
LMBO
guiqui5 2 years ago
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LoveAmericaStyle 2 years ago
and A MUAH kiss my ass if u dont like it...lol
silkthefreakest 2 years ago 2
get in tha goony googoo mobile and get tha fuk out"
lol
GeekedUp87 3 years ago 6
you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak! I bet she climbs the fuck out of a tree though. :)
jpcote1 3 years ago 2
he kick the dog and laugh.lol.dis aint scooby doo.
prettyaye 3 years ago
Gus, she's a fat hairy bitch... lol lol
matt0570 3 years ago
lol "Im drunk so what its beatiful!"
Ilikenuman 3 years ago
GOONIE GOUROO
alZane89 3 years ago
wat the fuk is goony googoo
floppylopy 3 years ago
LMAO
"it's a motherfucking ridiculous Gus"!
"30 degree burns eating a motherfucking FRANK" !!
Miela98 3 years ago 2
i think he said 3rd degree burns XD
DieEdle 3 years ago
lol i know your 7! i know your 7
Keith459001 3 years ago
"...but you're gonna be a 7 year old, walking a dog, no house motherfuckers!!!" HAHHAHA
yavartoghrol 3 years ago
didnt know he did stand up comedy O___o
sonicfan1996 3 years ago
"Im cookin motherfuckin hamburgers and franks...Im not cookin a mother fuckin brontasaurus burger in this motherfucker...This aint the motherfuckin flintstones Gus..." Classic
nickinky 3 years ago 2
This first one about druid dads.. was like my mom.. lol Shes like every thing he just sayed!
gravitation1324 3 years ago
I got drunk in my mutha fuckin kitchen. I was drinkin out of my glass, in my mutha fuckin house.
nickinky 3 years ago 2
The shit is hard as a rock now. It's like motherfuckin' furniture in there. I went in last week to watch the fight -- I said fuck-it, I put my drink on top of it Eddy. It's a coffee table now! Why can't you clean up shit? My friends come over, they say, "Oh that's lovely..." -- I say, "That's not lovely, it's a piece of shit!" Cause my children don't listen."
SurfaceToday 3 years ago 4
give a nigga a rope, wanna be a cowboy:P hahahaha lmao
ChandarDatt 3 years ago 3
lmao get in tha gooine goo goo mibel and get tha fuck outta here!
xxYankeeesuck08xx 3 years ago 2
"Cocoa , look where the fuck is he going"
knightglypher 3 years ago 2
get the fuck out of here
waterrapper 3 years ago
one of da funniest vid on youtube !!!!
extremeceleb 3 years ago 2
"Bet they climb da shit out of a tree, don't they Gus?"
visceralgristle 3 years ago 2
"it's my house and if you don't like it, you get the fuck out!" LMFAO
codymactherocker 3 years ago 3
your wifes a bigfoot isn;t she gus.
ROFL!
cpolivia 3 years ago
lol hahaha
Javen24 3 years ago
"Cause she's a fat hairy bitch!"
NikolajSAndersen 3 years ago 2
hahah i kick the motherfucker with everything i got eddie hahaha
chukpart 3 years ago 8
gooneegoogoo MUTHA FUCKA!!!
fuckin hilarios
epsilon0079 3 years ago 2
GET THE FUCK OUT! haha
xoitalianbella86 3 years ago 2
Lilian. The Bitch is falling down the steps again!
costerluver 3 years ago 3
im addicted to these eddie murphy videos!
everytime im on youtube i watch them lol!
joeyjab1 3 years ago 3
Goony Goo Goo!
EmmPem 3 years ago 3
But I'm-a tell you somethin' mothafucka. You can take your mothafuckin' hairy, fat ass, wife, moustache bitch out the fuck. You can go upstairs and get the mothafuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' mothafuckin' kids of yours and put them in the mothafuckin' goony goo goo-mobile and get the fuck out. And if my wife don't like, she can get the fuck out too *Lillian throws her shoe at Vernon* Ya missed me, bitch!
Kannebas 3 years ago 17
man.. that was the best part
SkyLaRJaDee 3 years ago 2
HELLL YEAH.. LMAO!!!
juicypeppermint 3 years ago
7 year old walking the dog no house motherfucker
sweetchillegirl 3 years ago 2
funniesttt shit everr
meetasingh 3 years ago
what the fuck does goony goo goo mean Gus?
d3nizzz 3 years ago 2
"Hello I'm Bonnie Goony Goo Goo. What the Fuck does Goony Goo Goo mean Gus?" Never gets old
costerluver 3 years ago 3
it's my house. i'm drunk, so? it's beautiful. man was he good!!!
rosegun412 3 years ago 3
funniest guy up there...
ssblv 4 years ago 5
absolutely hilarious. you got no ice cream you got no ice cream cos u on welfare you cant afford it. And the mf said gooni goo goo
eyeza82 4 years ago
"this is my house!!!"
princesstila 4 years ago
you will be a 7 year old walking the dog no house motherfucker loll :)
semcik 4 years ago
guuni goo goo
DemonicOni 4 years ago 3
LOOOOOOLLL....
bulababe92 4 years ago
hahaha loll...:)
semcik 4 years ago
ffffffuuuck you guss..fuuuck you
condemned24 4 years ago
"thats not lovely its a piece a shit!"
stoph2 4 years ago
'dont bring a bigfoot in my house gus!' lmao
fourthwind1 4 years ago 3
fukk hes funnyy!!
monicaaa08 4 years ago 3
you will be a 7 year old walking the dog no house motherfucker
sweetchillegirl 4 years ago 4
hahaaha why is the fire so big??
MissHeather007 4 years ago
true entertainer
curryman46 4 years ago
"this aint scoobydoo motherfucker!!" seen it a thousand times an i still laugh my ass off.... classic!
monkeyhanger75 4 years ago 2
I saw this when I was 15 years old, and the shit is still fucking hilarious!!!!
jodmackster 4 years ago 7
I went in last week to watch the fight I said fuck it and put my drink ontop of it eddie!! lawlz.
highboy234 4 years ago 3
Eddie Murphy went on the Legends list with Delirious and Raw.
haze183 4 years ago 13
what happened? Aunt bunny fell down the steps! ha ha ha, hey aunt bunny fell down the steps, chick chikc boom! AH!<---classic
BillyIdol698 4 years ago 3
i kick the motherfucker, and i giggle my ass off... haha classic
ycalm 4 years ago 6
you give the nigga a inch he take 3 give him 4 he take 5 hand him a rope he wanna be a cowboy lol
YoungRomeo18 4 years ago 3
fucking awesome video
pianoman565 4 years ago
"they slam there face in the water for 2mins, and i was like wtf are they doing,then they start moving there heads like this and the muthat fukers came out with fish. "i said can you belive this mutha fuking shit, then he spat the fish out of his mouthand turned to his brother and said gonnie goo.
ROFL CLASSIC LINE
aaronsworldz 4 years ago
brontosoraus burger ahahaha
Ultraviolence9 4 years ago
...you'll be a 7-year-old, walkin-the-dog, no-house motherfucker. LOL!
jax121467 4 years ago 6
pure LEJ
YounGst4ndUP 4 years ago
oooooh my god, this shit is so aaaaawsome man, I LOVE IT!! he's a genious man, i HAVE to get the DVD of this man
sjorsemans 4 years ago 2
haha that shit is so funny...........i am going to shoot your dog mother fucker
volcome123 4 years ago 3
Ya missed me Bitch lmao
Madina7Lake 4 years ago 3
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He was so fucking funny but now....he turned lame
jon1991calon 4 years ago
i pee myself.
sad but hilarious,eddie is just brilliant!
orcao6 4 years ago 3
what is all that fuckin noise?
Lilian, the bitch is fallin' down the steps again!
grindcore1986 4 years ago 7
'Gus U burn the backyard down!' (mom throws her shoe) 'Ya missed me, bitch!' LOL! ROLFMAO!
Fendifrriend 4 years ago 4
goonie googoo mobile...priceless
Sallimo89 4 years ago 5
.... i go up to the dog and kick the mother fucker....and i giggle my ass off
toniesponge 4 years ago 7
you'll be a seven year old, no house, walkin the dog motherfucker
jayloranger1 4 years ago 8
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THAT NIGGAZ RETARDED
deboe14 4 years ago
looooooooove it.
=]
Mickiejager 4 years ago
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worst ever..
Knoxi123 4 years ago
wat the fuck is a goonie goo goo... Gus? lol
iluvcorbinNdegrassi 4 years ago 2
i know a mother fucking big foot when i see one
canadaguy124 4 years ago
Brawnasorous burger!!!!!!! lol
kingm80 4 years ago
no matter how many times i see that i laugh so hard funny shit man eddie murphy 4 life!!!
bigg8sy 4 years ago
hahahaa "I know you're seven, but you'll be a mother fuckin' sever year old walking the dog with no house mother fucker!" LOLLL
j4gwire 4 years ago
... u take things to far gus.. give a ni**a a rope, wanna be a cowboy .... LOL
yasdrah1234 4 years ago
goonee googoo!
exdoode 4 years ago
I kno ur 7, but ull be a 7 year old walking the dog no house mutta fucka
MafFilms 4 years ago
u dunno no how ot swer hahaha mafilms
hotnony11 4 years ago
you dont know how to spell swanny
MafFilms 4 years ago
i w only joki omgosh
hotnony11 4 years ago
jus jokin
hotnony11 4 years ago
'itz muddafuckin ridiculous gus'
haha he kills it
'dis aint the flintones nigga'
haha braaaap
kingblingabling 4 years ago
THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!!!!!! lolol
sliq1 4 years ago
nearly wet myself when i first watched this in the 80s and its still has me crying with laughter now hahahaha very funny dvd..
vickistephanie 4 years ago
He's so fucking funny
927ashaun27 4 years ago
omg i luv him, hes so funni
alliranbeau 4 years ago
muy bueno
robertos111 4 years ago
this shyt is funny as hell the dvd is betta even though its the same goony goo goo lol
jamacianlady 4 years ago
You added this video before my birthday!
Sasukelvr13 4 years ago
LOL! He used to be so funny! Now he's old and boring :(
simpsons225 4 years ago
Gunigugu!!!! too good ;-)
TheNRWCrow 4 years ago
classic.
knoxnh 4 years ago
OMG! I love this dvd...I can't get enough of it!
LadyGina65 4 years ago
"give a ni99a a rope he'd wanna be a cowboy ..." ... LMAO!!!
lambecheecha 4 years ago
i didnt like it
thaqiwagee 4 years ago
this is amazing.
antihero133 4 years ago
Seven year old, walking the dog, no house, Mudda F8cker haha thats funny
crabs1jz 4 years ago
Eddie's the greatest standup comic ever! his sh!ts classic!
nucastejas 4 years ago
I know muddafu**in Bigfoot when i see one.... hahaha aint nothin betta :P
kamishaaa 4 years ago
eddie before he went to the dark side of disney
beermarc 4 years ago
where are they now? owned by the philochatroom, niggah.
ePhilosopher 4 years ago
I heard this on XM yesterday. I laughed my ass off. Aunt Bunny is bigfoot....LOL Goony-goo-goo.
The fishing trip with the kids was very funny too.
fjaskolka 4 years ago
hi this is bizarre
rubecuber 4 years ago
Yeah this my boy Fuck up boyS
Greet Jerr&28
jemoeder1221 4 years ago
gunygogo ;)
eve1618 4 years ago
1983
digitsphinx 4 years ago
eddie needs to make a comeback...............
laylacoreydad 4 years ago
what is eddie wearing its not good but he funny
whirlyfan 4 years ago
what do u expect this was in like the 80s
TeamScro 4 years ago
I wonder y dis guy keep on sayin matha fucka ad fuck?
MissHawaii624 4 years ago
MY SHOE!!!!
wisdom033 4 years ago
soooooo funny!!
BigPapaJD24 4 years ago
orite man wiked vid fay Hyer G mixstreet
mixstreet 4 years ago
the funniest of all of Murphy's routines is when his dad tries to sing Motown songs...RLOL!!!
MGG75 4 years ago
This is my house!
Steadno 4 years ago
i know you 7, but you be a 7 yr old walking the dog no house motherfucker LMAO!!!!
Pr3d4t0R6sic6 4 years ago
Now that richard is gone, he is the best breathing.
yungdust85pfs 4 years ago
Genious pure genious. I wish he would perform stand up again. He was one of the best.
hmajic 4 years ago
He's thinking about going back to standup.
CashW90 4 years ago
i say this 2 my grandparents and aunts. ITS MY HOUSE...YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS... ITS MY HOUSE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
daidi0121 4 years ago
LMFAO!! funny as hell man!!!
Necron67 4 years ago
MY SHOE....
suzhan0605 4 years ago
For anybody that doesnt have the DVD of this they HAVE to pick it up because this is defidently not the best part of this movie even though it is one of the best. So if you dont have it yet BUYY ITT
Meyers7013 4 years ago
lol afros 17 inches long :P
keverin123 4 years ago
Goonie Gugu xDDD
verywildduck 4 years ago
fucking funny
pkallrangers08 4 years ago
thats some funny fuckin shit!!!
cfimpressionfnny 4 years ago
omg dis is fukin funni shittt hahahaha lmao rofll guni gugu
thomessi23q 4 years ago
His energy level is so high for this. And he goes so damn fast between characters its crazy.
gc017342 4 years ago
the genious of a a great comedian
hemantology 4 years ago
iteess myy housseee
NYBullet90 4 years ago
Better than raw... at least I think so.
manoftku 4 years ago
gus why is the fire so big
TALKBOUTLUV 4 years ago
they tried banning the full version because of the aids jokes
shodog1 4 years ago
yeh i got it on dvd
Shmagot 4 years ago
This is the funniest shit on youtube.
SyDiko 4 years ago
absolutely!!
Steel0972 4 years ago
y is the fire so muthfukin big Gus???
Shmagot 4 years ago
i heard they stoped selling delirious. atleast thats what the ppl at block buster and holly wood video said.
messymell 4 years ago
they just released it on DVD woldwide!..
TangDynasty83 4 years ago
dude yes i saw it at blockbuster!! for a while they never had it tho!!
messymell 4 years ago
12.99$ at amazon dot com bro.. ; )
TangDynasty83 4 years ago
thanx bro im a girl by tha way lol hehe
messymell 4 years ago
*LOL*..sorry about that, most girls I know find Delirious too offensive..so I figured you had to be a guy ; )
TangDynasty83 4 years ago
Yea it is...Check out Best Buy
MRAPPLEBEE05 4 years ago
Does ANYBODY know if this show is available on DVD??
Japjongetje 4 years ago
Yes you can get it on dvd i got it from video shop.
aslanidis 4 years ago
im drunk so what....beautiful...im drunk...I WAS DRINKING OUT OF MY GLASS...IN MY MUTHAFUCKIN' KITCHEN...IN MY MUTHAFUCKIN' HOUSE...SO FUCK IT!....
lol.....so funny
csnu5 4 years ago