[Innocent Key] Touhou Sweets! SUBBED

[Stigman42]

Those two are 100% fit to be my daughters...

[xxNd3r3LLaxx]

Start: Flandre, Remillia & Sakuya

1st Cheer: Patchy & Meiling

Narrator: Rumia

2nd Cheer: Patchy, Meiling, Reimu & Marisa

Cat ears: Chen, Ran & Yukari [Extra]: Youmu & Yuyuko eating Mystia

Rabbit ears: Reisen & Tewi

3rd Cheer:Patchy, Meiling, Reimu, Marisa, Koakuma, Cirno & Daiyousei

[HippieBo]

@xxNd3r3LLaxx aiyo davinia.... you banana

[aChaoticPandamonium]

Manly Rumia is manly.

[Juryntine]

Innocent Key should change into Under the vesture of innocence key .

[GothicAngel241]

this song isnt long as my version. mine has them talkingf more.

[TioYoh]

What is the name of that anime?

[SirNekojoke]

@TioYoh Touhou, and its game series not anime

[GothicAngel241]

@SirNekojoke HUH?! but i found the anime... one character i dont know...

[SirNekojoke]

@GothicAngel241 animes are ALL fan made. Characters in this vid are : Remi + Flan, Sakuya, cheering ones : Patchy, Meiling, Reimu, Marisa, cat ears : Chen, Ran, Yukari + Youmu and Yuyuko behind 'em, bunny ears : Tewi, Udongen, later cheering ones: Koakuma, Cirno, and i think its Keine tho im not sure.

[GothicAngel241]

@SirNekojoke r u sure? it appears well made. look it up. i can send u thelink.

[SirNekojoke]

@GothicAngel241 yes im sure.. AND i watched it.

[SirNekojoke]

@GothicAngel241 yes im sure.. AND i watched it.

[demipokeguin]

@TioYoh There is an anime, but it's not official. And only 1-3 episodes were made. Touhou is really a game series.

[shugochara78]

Not so Innocent Key.

[Soulcalibar41]

It is NOW!

[NathanRomml]

@Smokerpack8989

becasue the scarlet sisters are sexually assaulting Sakuya who is begging them to stop while they laugh at her.

Hows is this NOT a fappable material?

[NathanRomml]

@Smokerpack8989

what?

[Colimaisnada]

Pure undistilled WIN.

[TheAdontaco]

Is it strange that I'm jealous of sakuya? XD

[NathanRomml]

I find this video easy to fap to.

[EeveeChan132]

so much nonstraight ppl nowadays... not that its a bad thing o.o

[CrashCrazE13]

1:45 Does anyone else see Yuyuko eating Mystia?

[pepperman2020]

den är bra

[KittyCatMew1]

they're actually saying maid, knee socks, and pad chief for real if you listen closely

[bakafairypwns]

where did that pad crap start, anyway???

[malekvsvorador]

@bakafairypwns Sakuya's portraits in Immaterial and Missing Power,for some reason, showed her with larger breasts than were seen in all of her other ZUN-made portraits. The fans who discovered this difference made a joke that Sakuya pads her chest to make it seem bigger than it is and the joke eventually spread like wildfire among touhou fans.

[catasplurge1000]

The only who won't have any of this is Rumia. Even Cirno and Daiyousei are in on it. 

[SoulBL4D3]

@catasplurge1000 Uh.... is it me or do people get blind from watching this vid o.o

the ''man'' is Rumia, look at the ribbon in the hair (aka seal charm), the clothes and the rest of the hair

[catasplurge1000]

@SoulBL4D3 That's what I was referring to when I said she won't have any of it.

[smileyface317]

I love how they mixed Flandre's and Remilla"s theme together. It's awesome.

[Rachel10192837465]

1:40!!! Penis!!! This is Touhou, man, get the hell outta here! D:<

[LittleMissLucky2009]

I love how this is set to Remilla's theme in the beginning. and when they're chanting, its U.N. Owen was her?.

[subsubmubmub]

1:43 - oh god, why

[TheBabyHitman]

Patchouli!! What are you doing!!! 1:36

[WorldWalker128]

poor maid.

[myaccount4favorites]

Man!Rumia is the reason I favorited this. "Even when morning comes, we'll pretend not to notice" - You are now imagining the Scarlets raping Sakuya while on fire.

[chinatownbejing]

i dont get it but is SUPER weird!!!

[yihanglee]

owned by her own knife..

[123456789x111]

lol, muy gracioso

[GinjiEXE]

rumia has the face of an angel...

[demipokeguin]

i saw the parody and had to look up the lyrics... Nowim scared O.o

[DancingDruidStudio]

@demipokeguin i saw that 1 year ago, Raishitswub*something* got me into touhou, without me even knowing what touhou was. i <3'd this song, and didnt care about the lyrics at all :D

then 9 months later i learned about touhou

[MaishidaHD]

Now being rude, but I have a HD version of this on my channel.

[NanatsuYoruXIII]

Remi's rape face... And I thought Flan's rape face has more "RAPE" in it in usual fanwork... I stand corrected...

[TehBushoNyaa]

Innocent key...anything but innocent.

[KazuyaRazuKazama]

@TehBushoNyaa This is BY FAR the most true YouTube comment I have witness! Sir, after I finish pressing "Post", have my internet.

[TehBushoNyaa]

@KazuyaRazuKazama *has your internet* Thanks

[dojomojomofo]

This version's better than the better version... you can actually see what the video is of, while the other one is just a big moving compression artifact...

[DancingDruidStudio]

Hm

Looking back at my faves,

Seems i knew touhou before knowing touhou and really liked it. :3

[DeoMachina]

Wait why is Rumia a man?

[JayxxIsxxMyxxName]

I hardlyy listen to touhou. But I wass missing outt~! D:

[lanalps]

Why she said this is not a pad so why you make and it new so go now

[Shmarah43]

*Watching the unsubbed*

"Aw, Flandre and Remilia are so cute! Say, what are those round things..."

*Searches for the subbed*

"Oh, those are pa---"

REGRETREGRETREGRETREGRETREGREE­EEEET

[BPhoenixProductions]

Am I the only one that guessed it without subs?

[SorARyZe]

lol wtf male rumia?

[BrawlerGamma]

@SorARyZe not male Rumia. MANLY RUMIA!!!

[onic07]

hey is this an anime or something like that because it seems like it has a story =)

[MegaM7777]

are there any guys in touhou? or are they all lesbians...

[darnit16]

@MegaM7777 Rinnosuke is the only guy I know of. Other males include a turtle, a cat, and a ghost (at least I think he's a ghost.)

[comedylov]

I felt so much better without the translation o.o...

[arekushisu100]

aawww what poor sakuya has to go through :'(

[NeroNightwind]

Holy hell, I saw Kourin in a maid uniform. CANNOT UNSEE.

[majorRedelitE]

this one is better than the full version

[VivaLaWatt]

No comments on Rumia...for shame Youtube, for shame

[D197JN]

flandre and remilia are lesbians?

:D

[matalamedo]

@D197JN hoo isn't lesbo in touhou?

[CirnoTV]

@matalamedo Who is hoo??

[matalamedo]

@CirnoTV hoo=who

[bbellabbella]

@D197JN They don't have much choice. In Gensokyo there just one (two?) man afterall. : D

[dasoliss]

THOSE SCARIET VAMPIRES ARE FUCKING HORNY XD!!!!



[kittykat490]

Oh my gosh, this perfectly describes my little sister and I and our friend XD We do the exact same things to her that Flandre and Remilia are doing to Sakuya ahahaha XDD

[Conkerfan364]

@kittykat490 You grab your friend's boobs and think she has pads?

[kittykat490]

@Conkerfan364

Not necessarily, but it seems like the kind of thing we'd accuse her of. But general harassment, sitting on her back, making her bring us snacks, etc.

[1eafcat]

@kittykat490 You sexually assault your friend? I hope she prosecutes you, and gets better friends.

[LondierX]

@kittykat490 .........

[vidmaster222]

what is this i dont even

[aboriginalmang]

The fuck am I watching mang? This shit is so gay...

[maximusfive]

ROFL! I actually cracked up laughing at the angry seeming 'Touhou is not an anime!' Annotation.

I know some people find it annoying when others ask that, but do they really ask it that much?

[587Amy]

oh god.... this was my favorite song until I just saw this ...... x_x

[Suungyunli]

Oh so NOW Mei Ling wakes up

[McToatsers]

flandre's voice is so cute

[TOOTBOB1]

1:05

Rape Face 0_0

That is now my display pic.

[LechonPark]

oh wow. Remilia sounds quite alluring and sexy here.

[McToatsers]

@LechonPark agreed

[WARZAPOP]

wow este video es genial tengo 21 estoy desempleado y me gusta touhou es mejor que todos los animes oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soy un motherfucker

yo sucks

[EarKitsune]

Lol, Patchouli: Eirin Eirin...

[cuconuchiha]

So this is the original version.

If you see Raishi's version, Blue(or Green in Japan) gets harassed by the twins.

[leonidash15]

1:55 "Maybe... this isn't so bad..."

YOU HAVE A KNIFE ON YOUR ASS. >:O

[AmeeraSakura]

@leonidash15

Yeah, and isn't Sakuya supposed to be the one knifing others?

[firesniperbullet2]

@leonidash15 Im pretty sure shes gonna be numb from the waste down for a few centuries

Maybe her breast too after she loses the pads

[otakugreen123]

I love singing this song, my friend says it sounds pretty, when I told her what it was about she practically sh*t bricks

[SpongeBobRainbow]

@otakugreen123 Me too =3 I sing as Flandre, and my friend as Remilia and Sakuya =3 I can do Flandre's voice PERFECLTY =33333

[Chirno9Icefall]

«TOUHOU IS NOT AN ANIME»

Get that through your heads!!!

[jettythesunfish]

BTW did they really say "nice long eyelashes"? I saw a different translation that said "nice supple thighs".

[PirateKingLuffy01]

I saw Rinnosuke!!

[frostyman116]

yeah touhou is an anime, anime is like a stlye of drawing, it doesnt have to be a show

[infernolflames]

@frostyman116 There is not an "anime" styhle of drawing anime is Japanese for ANIMATION not essentially the style of the drawing itself

[frostyman116]

@infernolflames well i was putting it symple for people who might not understand, but my point was touhou is anime

[kinganondorf]

@frostyman116 lol troll

[frostyman116]

@kinganondorf sure

[77GunsarfuN77]

@frostyman116 you're dumb lol.

[frostyman116]

@77GunsarfuN77 why anime can be in video game, even check wikipedia, so =P

[77GunsarfuN77]

@frostyman116 It can, but that's not the case here. If you know anything about Touhou you'd agree.

[frostyman116]

@77GunsarfuN77 oh trust me i know alot about touhou, but pleas explain how isnt it the case here?

[77GunsarfuN77]

@frostyman116 As many other people have said, anime is Japanese animation. This is not anime. Touhou is a doujin game.

[frostyman116]

@77GunsarfuN77 so it cant be both

[77GunsarfuN77]

@frostyman116 yeah exactly. It's not anime.

[frostyman116]

@77GunsarfuN77 sorry i ment that in a questioning way ^-^', so why cant it be both

[77GunsarfuN77]

@frostyman116 Well, let's put it this way. Most anime uses generally the same art style. However anime itself is not a true art style. So in a sense, yes anime is a sort of art style, when truly it's animation, and not a type of art. Ugh, what a mouthful. Therefore, Touhou, while using an anime like artstyle isn't anime, and is indeed a doujin game.

[frostyman116]

@77GunsarfuN77 well thank you for explaing that nicely and not being a douche like everyone else

[77GunsarfuN77]

@frostyman116 You're very welcome. =D

[Shadow00000000000001]

@frostyman116 Anime is a form of Japanese animation in which the characters are drawn in a certain style, often having large eyes and small noses or mouths and big heads. Manga is much like anime in that it has the same drawing style but is a form of Japanese comic book art. Anime can be in video games because those video games have animated scenes with manga or anime style artwork. Touhou isn't an anime, it's a video game for computer, but the fan works are in the anime style of art mostly.

[frostyman116]

@Shadow00000000000001 yeah i know infernolflames already explainded it to, but thanks for being polite

[Shadow00000000000001]

@frostyman116 Haha, sorry about that. ^^;

[aszy4527]

@frostyman116 no... just... not even...

[infernolflames]

@frostyman116

anime is not a style of drawing it literally means ANIMATION

[77GunsarfuN77]

@infernolflames He already had that explained.

[RuthiniRubyheart]

manly rumia lol

[riku0228]

uh...what the hell?

um...uh...the ending was disturbing 0.0

[killmyxbox]

I really like Flandre's voice....it's so....lovely. x3

[UndeadDanny82]

O_o

[looserslam]

It's obvious you're lying if your "Natural breasts" can be removed...

[Lullan23]

theres nothing innocent about innocentkey... >.>

[oxSalinaxo]

Touhou IS an anime o.0

[Maithly]

@oxSalinaxo no its not. its a game series. but theres a fan-made anime.

[oxSalinaxo]

@Maithly

Thats what i meant >.>

[RiderAndKallen]

@oxSalinaxo

For only one episode. But the history of Touhou does not start at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. There are more dangerous foes to be found before the Windows games.

[EOCB]

I think this is the only UN owen vocal I've heard that doesn't have psycho lyrics... just naughty.

I like them both equaly, it's good to see a more light side from Flandre.

[AnimeDeathFox]

If the scarlet sisters really wanted to harass Sauya they'd buy her an iPad. Also when did Rumia become Manly? Look out Mannosuke, you've got competition.

[Shaymin00000]

O_o

[muuudkip]

MANLY RUMIA IS MANLY

[DominickGravity]

I would not mind being Sakuya AT ALL. I would let them do whatever they want to me... giggity.

[pvc988]

Sakuya IS NOT human anymore

[Daggert09]

actually it was an anime but they only made one ep lol

[Dragongundam092]

Hehehe I love Flandre soooo much <3

[Archzenom]

Poor Sakuya Izayoi, she needs to get out of there.

[Titiyuki]

PADS! :D -knifed-

[TheBabyHitman]

poor Sakuya xD I wonder what say flandre at 2:00

[Dahosfan]

Man Rumia is so funny xD

[PockyPoki]

With or without pads.....Sakuya is still freakin sexy. :3

[TakadaeisOrangeJuice]

@PockyPoki you sir just got knifed.

[aelitaninja]

@PockyPoki *knifed*

[Arro3]

@PockyPoki Agreed. :3

[kanatapaw]

@PockyPoki

wtf

[dinosaurjerk]

its an anime bitch

[ilepolnac]

lol rumia is manly

[analeganasophiamoon5]

Thank you for subbing this!

[JisakuJ]

touhou is my favorite anime

[BowShoushi7]

@JisakuJ It's not an anime though.

[bobaneko]

it funny how they pick on sakuya boob but not on yukari

[Petterwass]

@bobaneko Because Yukari has always kept more or less the same bust size?

[bobaneko]

@Petterwass really i tought yukari boob was bigger

[Petterwass]

@bobaneko Bigger yes, but unlike Sakura's they don't change size over the series

[bobaneko]

@Petterwass oh know i see

[1997cutie1937]

Oh how I wish there is an anime version of touhou T 3T

[stebuci]

@1997cutie1937 There is... it kinda sucks though. There's only 1 episode.

[pokemewnic]

@stebuci

Yeah! I'm going to make my own anime of Touhou called Touhou-chan!

[HappyCookie95]

so perverted oO

[imajudgementalcritic]

Lol, was the guy at the end supposed to be Alice? xD

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@imajudgementalcritic I think it is Rumia...

[shunkwugga]

It's supposed to be Rumia, the Stage 1 boss.

[CDiKingsAhoy]

makes me wonder how it would go if one of us males appeared in the mansion and asked for working for them.

Pretty sure that man would end up in the tea or biscuits?

[OmnislasherxXx]

is this a anime if it is could someone tell me where i can find it

[Pokeolin132]

@omnislasher

This is not anime Touhou project are series of games. Most of touhou are danmaku (japanese shooters) but also there are fighting games

[Karin55Chan]

haha, this is so funny XD

pervs :>

[MarthJiggzBrawler927]

......im scared

[stupidguyno9]

This is the REAL reason Flandre is not always allowed out of the basement.

[elorbedebroche]

Rumia look so cute jajaja !

[duleekim]

only japanese would make stuff like this, they're so funny Lol

[heroman7X]

0.0

...did sakuya have a knife in her butt at the end?

[HikaruAkayuki]

I though SDM= SaDoMaso xDDDD