Stephen Lynch - Little Tiny Mustache Lyrics

[pigeonpsycho]

hitlers rules... we miss you dude..

[Smokeycrash5]

Heil Stephen Lynch!

[gazelasoad]

stephen is fucking great!!

[RainstormWindClan]

lmao xDDDD

[berkleypuff35]

hitler just rolled over in his grave XD

[xViinskI]

"For every problem, there's a final solution." was a line on my geometry homework! LOL!

[stanfordsan]

call me paranoid. but i'm not overjoyed, when you ask me if i want to shower.

[scorpin969]

I'm jewish and i still find this song still kicks ass.

[bereskwolf]

I did not nazi that coming(the result of ceaseing to care).

[ComboBreaker95]

@bereskwolf Using the pun that you were trying to, you said "I did not not see that coming". Fail.

[ACjake666DC]

shit

i own some doc martens

[Stryfe777]

People get so pissed if I quote any parts of this song lol.

[surferdude9494]

are you a nazi? you drive a fucking panzer baby!

haha thats awsome!!

[IskidoU25]

I love the crowd's reaction to the "Final Solution" joke.

[TheCarguy974]

4 people are nazis

[stecherstechersen]

greetings from germany

[hellraiserr666]

Doc Marten*

[taserdotcom]

why was he at the wagner fest in the first place?

[TheEndKing]

@taserdotcom: 'Cause he was a great composer?

[EvanB43]

HE STOLE THIS IDEA FROM IGGY POP!! iggy did a song called nazi girlfriend and while its not quite a comedy song you can tell he got the idea and little parts of this song from that song.

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

why the hell would 1 jew watch a video titled "Tiny Little Moustache"

[TheDrownedDoll]

Nobody laughed at the Goebbels and Göring line.. ):

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

@TheDrownedDoll XD I think because most people are so ignorant, they don't know who they were.

[AnotherCelticsFan]

Nazi Life!!!!!!!

[GreenEyedSummerGirl]

It never fails. Every time I sing a part of this song, there WILL be a parent within earshot. *facepalm*

[justme0910]

I wish you could make jokes like this in Germany. But do so back here and you'll find yourself hanging from the next-best tree, it's no fun.

Anyhoo, I love this song. It's evil, but clever. Like all of Stephen's songs! That guy's a fucking genius.

[hattierainfordXO]

@justme0910 ... BVAHAHAAAAA!! Brilliant xD xx

[NicoleMaisen]

@justme0910 uhm.. "hanging from the next-best tree" is a little bit extreme :) i love this song, too and i'm german as well. mach ihnen nicht sone angst xD so schlimm ist es nun auch wieder nicht..

[justme0910]

@NicoleMaisen Exaggeration is the key to all humour xD

Natürlich ist es nicht SO schlimm, aber man bekommt das Gefühl ... ^^' (Vielleicht liegt's auch daran, dass mein Humor im Besonderen so schwarz ist, dass ich eigentlich rappen müsste :p)

[dumbo1488]

I love this song . I think I know this woman :-)

[satori0ixnay]

So terrible...but hilarious and ingeniously clever.

[LichfiendRazool]

you drive a fucking panzer baby

[MrAllamericanbadass]

"Are you a Nazi?"

"You feel a little 3rd Reich-y, baby."

[TheAwesomeStorm]

"Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed when you ask me if I want to shower..." that's the best part. If you don't get it, you need to research nazi death camps. Also, I find it hilarious that most of the jokes went unnoticed by the audience.

[borneville]

@TheAwesomeStorm Yea like the line about the dogs called Goebbels and Goering. Not even a light chuckle. thick american cunts lol

[TheMediatorOfChaos]

i'm part jewish, and I find this hilarious.

[Eodaiya]

This is really out of mein kampfert zone. Anne Frankly, I don't want this to go any Fuhrer. I mean, where is he even Goerring with this joke? I don't really Reich it.

[imtylerduh]

@Eodaiya

Dude. That's fucking hilarious. And genius. Lol. Good job.

[smokedog2352]

@Eodaiya lmao, any kind of similar retort just seems to pale in comparison. Hilarious, well done.

[Brookwest07]

@Eodaiya You are awesome i laughed for ages after that it is so clever YOUR EPIC! lol :D

[lemonpixie]

@Eodaiya Downvote for stealing from reddit thread

[Eodaiya]

@lemonpixie Come on, you've got to Hans it to me, it was a pretty clever response. I mean, everyone else was Stalin to say those things. The fact that I've got so many thumbs up literally has me Danzig for joy. I'm just trying to Panzer to the crowd, and since they Goebbles it up, I'm not going to be Schlieffen around. But I can see why you would want me to Gestapo, since I'm obviously going to Heil for this.

[Giagantus]

@Eodaiya  LOLz

[Giesus3]

@Eodaiya I owe you +5 internet.

[strangestkidaround]

@Eodaiya from now on when anyone looks up the word 'WIN' in the dictionary all they will see is your username.

[teddybearriot]

@Eodaiya Fick dich ins Knie

[TheKylesauce]

@Eodaiya Bahahaa.. you blew my fucking mind.

[MarsExodus]

@Eodaiya woaw... i did nazi that comming....

[5678punisher]

@MarsExodus Ahhhh i see what you did there

[fenrisianwolves]

@Eodaiya lmao

[heephstan]

@Eodaiya can only like this once :(

[Trait23]

Wagner fest probably refers to annual Bayreuth Festival, presenting Wagner´s operas.

[tnsniper333]

i love how like half of the best jokes went right over the adiances head lol

[DragonslayerProd]

Alternate lyrics for this song contain "But then again I met you at a Schindler's List protest."

[BleakandDead]

@DragonslayerProd And "You seem a little third-reichy baby..."

[1134man]

this is more ridiculous than Hitler's gas bill

[andysheridan543]

you drive a fu!#$&$ panzer

[elderman1967]

NAZI = Thick fuck it modern terms I would love to kill everyone of them my grand parents never killed one but I would love too!

I am actually salivating at the thought why do people in this new necessary desire this weird aryan bollocks by they way true aryans are Iranian the clue is in the name scumbags!!!

[slammusaran]

@elderman1967 You lack punctuation, thus not allowing me to understand what the hell you said.

[HardCoreChick100]

@slammusaran Many people lack punctuation. They probably never take the time to learn. It's America's largest problem, in my opinion.

[dumbo1488]

Hell , I am a White Nationalist and , I think I know this woman . She's hot

[DieDeutsch]

You drive a fucking Panzer baby.. LMAO I pissed my pants! This song is great.

[jlennon2010]

Although Wagner was a "Hitler" favorite, we cannont claim that he didn't do his part in opera/music...(Appocalypse Now?!?). At least his music wasn't adapted as much as Orff (Excalibur, and pretty much everything else!!!!!).

Give the guy a break!

Next you'll be saying Rammstein is a "Hitler Youth" band.

JACK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[xaria347]

i don't know what the Wagner fest is but if there's a Nazi there why is a Jew there?

[Miruru12]

@xaria347 it was known that Hitler liked a lot Wagner. So... lol.

[decoy1983]

@xaria347

because the most of the Jews were Germans too. So Wagner wasn't a Nazi but Nazis like Germen bashs, you understand?

[borneville]

@decoy1983 actually it's cos Wagner was a massive anti-semite.

[Nemo38CZ]

@borneville Wagner wasn't massive anti-semite, it's just that Adolf used Wagners work for his own purpouses

[borneville]

@Nemo38CZ "he picked up a popular form of the paranoia in German culture at the time. But he was smart enough as a writer and a composer to make ver sure that his paranoid anti-semitism did not appear in any of his librettos or in any of his scores" - John Louis DiGaetani - Wagner and Suicide

[KaitlinFx]

I meant The Craig Machine!

[dasdaasda123456789]

hamma richtig lustig hab mich fast bepisst vor lachen

English:

Awesome really funny I nearly lost bladder control.

:-D

[KeyRoxas]

@dasdaasda123456789 Ja Mann ich bin nich der Einzige Deutsche der ihn kennt! :D

[metaltilim60]

best line:

For every problem there's a final solution

[AngelosInside]

@metaltilim60 best line:

you drive a fuckin' panzer, baby :D

[sadoyanh]

@metaltilim60 yep, just kill it.;)

[miconumba1]

Before my AP History teacher showed us this video he explained all of what he's talking about roflmao this is so bad XD

[nscrue87]

its called i think you're a nazi

[KaitlinFx]

@nscrue87 It is actually called Little Tiny Moustache! Check out the Cgraid Machine songs, you will see Little Tiny Moustache, not I think your a Nazi!

[jutenchi]

Finally i've been looking for this song.

THANKS

[apollymiaquarius9008]

amazing :)

[hadi5667]

haha for every problem there's a funal solution