Snappy Comebacks

[theskate3show]

you sound like fred.

[TheOllysproductions]

thats the worst voice ever im suprised i didnt commit suicide

[TheAndroid9091]

There Was A Person Who Said To Me "I Dont Like Your Tone" I Said "I Dont Like Your Shoes"

[TheInspirationExpert]

Amy must be laughing her ass off.

[thetwilght143vamp]

and please go easy on me im only 12

[thetwilght143vamp]

Heres some pranks and then i will do comebacks ok pranks: If you have a kid in your class named Marco when the teacher says "Marco" you say"POLO!!!!" Ok heres a another 1 when the teacher comes to you and says " what are you doing"? look at her and say " im looking at you big ass pimple that what im looking at ok heres some comeback " Im sorry i dont speak geek" ok bitch so ya if you like press like and i will think of some more

[cheap162]

hey wanna hear a better come bak "wanna fight" yea stick your head up my ass and fight for air. "what are you wearing" o this? this is a souvaneir your mom let me keep since she said i did so well last night. "oooo you cant do that" yea but your mom said i did alot more than u can. "o wow ur so tiny" yur mom said i was way bigger than u :> like this if u think i did a much better than this douches video

[XxfunnygurlxX1]

Disappointment....

[steelers88765]

HEY BITCH I HATE THIS VIDEO YOU WEIRD MEXICAN BRITISH DUDE, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO

[TyrellStyle]

okay ive offical found the shittest video on youtube

[InuYasha0329]

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKED THIS VIDEO?!

[TheCameron556]

wow this video is great. yes its sarcasim

[inflatablegrape]

@InuYasha0329 yep

[InuYasha0329]

@inflatablegrape shut up -.-

[inflatablegrape]

Wow. Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

[DuhWinnIngEveryWHEre]

either u speeded the voices cuz ur an idiot or u used 4 year olds in thevvideo

[omgitsbrooke1]

I love when the two top comments are funnier than the video.

[TallButShort101]

Ma grandma knows more insults than you

[immaninja80]

please go fall in a hole!

[cuppycakerkitteh]

them: "hey fatass!"

me: "what r u wearing?"

[NeroCat9999vr]

1:02 homebrew channel theme.

[NeroCat9999vr]

1:02 homebrew channel theme.

[ime95815]

what!!! thats all??? damn i demand my 120 seconds back!!!

[MikeyMcN123]

GAAAAAAAAAAY

[enzicmoon]

I thought it was alittle funny and silly, wtf everyone is getting so mad

[louisacrane]

this is not funny, at all

[creationexpoloitatio]

snappy comeback for HEAD Start kids you meant!

[creationexpoloitatio]

this is bullshit

[mandamoore4]

me:opens video plays for 10 seconds, walks away, gets sandwich, comes back

mom: you could at least find a GOOD video to watch...

[p3t3rize]

u dnt deserve subscribers #justsayin

[Nobbit67]

This fuckin sucks just sayin..

[InuYasha0329]

@Nobbit67

i dont like you...

[Nobbit67]

Dislike the vid..

Walk away.

Dislike the vid

and walk away

[boomboyo]

@Nobbit67 if youre gonna diskike a video, just do it once if youre gonna diskike a video, just do it once

[YogyDawill]

this sucks

[overtaker333]

What was this, i thought i was looking at comebacks! not random insult lines that you stole from the guys that bully you at school..

[donkylalex]

Im not in your face. Im in your username. It's ok because you probably don't have a face worth looking at.

[myxmusa19]

...! i have nuthing to say. oops, i just did!

[JoycelynnLondon]

wtf this whack ass shxt boooooooooooooooooooooo!

[julesiskilla8]

super clay combacks is way better

[troublemakingfreak]

if some one asks you, 'what are you waring?'. you say, clothes, too bad you cant afford them, and maybe for christmas, you might scrape up enough money to get yourself a toothbrush.

[7759sissi]

I don't get them

[Bdg126]

Its sad when the coments are more helpful than the video itself

[shadowrider2321]

ok



[mmolina117]

-WARNING- ANYONE ATTEPTING TO CLICK IN THIS.......RUN :^0 SAVE UR SELF, ITS TO LATE FOR EVERYONE ON THIS COMMENT BOARD ;(

[mmolina117]

dont get me wrong i'm sure there pretty snappy........ for the 3rd grade, i'm in the big leagues, the shit that i get tossed would make ur mama run after them with her purse, yelling "Leave my baby alone punk" lol, if they shoot at me with a revolver, i need to shoot back with an AK-47 ya feel me, I need to go, GOTTA GO PUT WATER IN UR MOMAS DISH.... (IN DAVE CHAPPELLE's voice) lol

[MegaBrandy97]

@mmolina117 they jokes were bad ur only in the big leages cos ur about 20 stone or something and thats not a joke

[mmolina117]

@MegaBrandy97 WEll at least ur sticking to what u know , NOT TELLING JOKES, BOOM!!!!  :^P

[MegaBrandy97]

@mmolina117 that was crap if ur brain was made of chocolate it wouldnt fill an m&m

[mmolina117]

awww man, worst 1:28 mins :( *wishing you tube would refund me that 1:28 mins. of my life back *

[oopsboy11]

U SO STUPID,IN UR VID,UR CREDITS CAME 1ST

[FaLLeNxCOBRA]

yo mama is like a shot gun 5 cocks and shes LOADED

[mrmymf]

I'll tell ya what i'm wearing.... YO MUM! She's a good fit and looks good on me

[aadilthewrestler]

lol thats funny

you're like "snappy comebacks" after you read it, it starts and the end. dude i tried that and the other guy shutup but i started it again :D

[THEBUNNYNUKEDUS]

I jacked off to this

(just saying)

[Peiton97]

WTF?...

[Ejhekk33]

I love all five of you? I mean, I only have 13, but you need some subs!

[tonysongsok1010]

# 1 comeback ......... ur birth certificate is an apology note from the condom factory!

[Zack4568]

best comebacks of all time: "You're gay"-"Is that what your dad told you last night when he was biting the pillow?". "You're ugly"- "I'm sorry can you repeat that again? i was too busy attempting to give a care about the crap that comes out of your butt, i mean face, to even bother listening to you". "Go to hell." "I lived there, but the devil kicked me out so i could kill retards like you"

[easterislandhead13]

Don't worry, I DID get the wrong idea

[AFFIXIATION1]

Oh and "Trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told. Don't reply to this guy he is just getting a rise out of you, yes it's true, you respond and that's his cue, to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble. You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you should probably just fold, when the only winning move is not to play, and yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying. You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day."

[MrSuperDuperSprinkle]

One of my favourite comebacks is unless your'e name is google stop acting like you know everythimg

[knine53]

Waste of everyone's time. Please never post a video again. Or those of us who commented on your video will find you, and we will smash your computers into pieces.

[ForeverCrystals450]

This is what every guy should say when he gets insulted: "Well, I guess my dick is an instrument because yo girlfriend was blowing into it last night"

[igotafeelingful]

this is the gayest vid ever

[Gandora00]

I get better cumbacks off ur moms chin dude, rly?

[MrBobguything]

@blairknight11 but i dont wanna thumbs up......if i do, a ginger midget thats asian will steal my nipples

[emogrl221]

@MrBobguything wut

[MrBobguything]

@emogrl221 old comment is old

[emogrl221]

@MrBobguything  ok? whatevr

[theidunno12]

i think that if i ate alphabet cereal i could shit better comebacks then these

[Msfireworks91]

She's sounds homo tryin to look at someone's chest

[turkurdurrrg]

eurgh i fuckin hate it when i get onto shit like this on youtube. this is stopping me getting into uni

[AFFIXIATION1]

Why the hell am i back here? I see this bullshit in random links in videos off subject. This is the shittiest video i have ever seen in my years on youtube. I have seen vids made by 3 year old kids make better vids... Disgrace to humanity. Delete it and do the world a favor...

[GagaLover2106]

This.. IS A FREAKING FAIL.

HEY EVERYONE! YOU CAN USE THE WORD FAIL, FAILURE, OR EPIC FAIL, BECAUSE THOSE WORDS ARE A HOLE LOT BETTER THAN ALL THESE RETARDED ONES. HEY WAIT YOU CAN USE EPIC RETARDED FAILURE!

Epic Retarded Failure= This video is what it is. Thumbs up so this person can see. ^_^

[thenoobwhohasnoname]

you will never be the man your mother is i love dat one

[birthdaygirl1126]

if only her name was milicent... pause at 1:25 !

[DEMONYSN]

@birthdaygirl1126

We got an HP fan right there ...

Milicent would indeed be what she sounds like :P

[jaycebelle11]

heres a good comeback the day when jesus wept was the day you were born

[GAMEBOY684]

hey i got a comeback ''in the dictionary the word stupid's defanition is just a picture of u''

[delladona]

this is a good comeback for a fight (random person) come and touch me then (me) i dont touch shit i does flush it

[SusanoTengu]

This made me ashamed of the fact that I understand the English language. I am stabbing out the lobe in my brain which allows me to understand complex languages based solely on this video.

[JBCpro7]

,l;;

[H3ath3r4596]

lmao i likte the second one xD

[Xboxishomo]

fuckn gay

[simsloveryumyum]

my finger nails have better comebacks. #-_-

[MrCraigels]

well that was just lovely:O

[kalloused]

I've seen better comebacks from lebron in the playoffs/

[die239]

ive heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwhich

[simsloveryumyum]

@die239 i have heard better comebacks from spongebob, lol jk.

[MyMegagame]

My 8 year old sister uses better comebacks than the pieces of shot you use

[themrbradas]

this is absolutely fucking bastard bitchy shity comebacks any thing person or its have ever created asshole i fucking hate you

[simsloveryumyum]

@themrbradas that's funny, that just might have been the world's dumbest statement.

[Ali18094]

I got sum advice for u. Stop making videos with chipmunks.

[crazyadog]

is this for preschool what the f%ck is this  retarted

[CreatureCreatorSpore]

These are the stupidest fucking comebacks ever. This is no Full Metal Jacket shit, this is crap!

[firasource]

who are these comebacks for?! kindergarteners?!

[crazyrandomness321]

oh god, thank goodness im that that little girl taking those brutal profane insults!!! if i were is set my self on fire, but it wouldn't matter, id already been burned beyond belief from those nasty insults.

Terrible.

[TheJdog56]

Wow gay

[souljaboy4126]

get a life

[souljaboy4126]

did u grow up on sesame street. these comebacks are horrid

[swhitney2513]

Wow. these comebacks are super amazing. I wish I could be so ingenius to come up with these. Nah JK I'm not in 3rd grade!

[JoseSuper25]

WTF! STUPID

[GlitchProductionsV]

what program do you use??????

[Aemigh20]

what the hell??? i thought these were supposed to be "snappy"??? all these sound like to me is shitty...

[COSMICDISRUCTION]

wtf was dat

u got a little girl to do da job for u , go suk ur dads twisted testicles

[LenkeH]

wow

[kweckner]

good job!!!!

[seedililbarf]

i, literally, made a burp at the exact right time, and people laughed at that comeback. if i asked you any of these questions, and got one of these retorts, i'd probably pick you up and throw you at someone who needs to be annoyed. if you need stilts to look at their chest, you should probably stfu and do what they say. she's 13 and she made this? where did she grow up, sesame street? i don't care if she's nicer than me, welcome to the internet. hell, welcome to the fucking world.

[OrgaMaster]

@seedililbarf so true the internet or the world will chew you the hell up and spit you out.

[DeltaRaptor21]

Lame, omg.

[ebokers100]

omfg...that was so horrible that I just swallowed my own puke

[eowenful]

well, there a minute and a half of my life i wont get back

[Lalmond13]

wat a loud of bollocks

[AFFIXIATION1]

Wow this sucks major balls... My ass can make better comebacks then that....

[TheChiProductions]

@AFFIXIATION1 Oi, leave my friend alone. She's a hell of alot nicer than you are.

- The friend of the nice one. Sarcastic Moron

[Hayden1911]

@TheChiProductions wow, nice job posting 2 comments moron. Get a life

[irishclan1]

@Hayden1911 hey how about you all just go fuckyour self then come back and try this again you'll feel alot better and you'll get off there back

[Hayden1911]

@irishclan1 half of that doesn't even make sense and I can't tell if you're trying to tell me whatever it is you're trying to say or not.

[RequestMeRares]

@Hayden1911 That burned from over here.

[Hayden1911]

@RequestMeRares lolz :P

[Tkid3000]

@TheChiProductions You just got a token for being a friend of nice one! Now go and be a good one boast to the world.

Like we xare.

[djjayd12]

@TheChiProductions Probably why she shit on the paper after she was drunk and wrote these down.

[TheChiProductions]

@AFFIXIATION1 Oi, leave my friend alone. She's a hell of alot nicer than you are.

- The friend of the nice one, Sarcastic Moron

[funkyt23]

@TheChiProductions CLAP

[Roozmusic1]

@AFFIXIATION1 you are the people to use the things that are just said...

[HaloManCJizzle]

horrible...

[jacrokc12]

what the fuck even i would never use these shity comebacks how many brain cells did you all losee watching this garbage WTF!!!!

[Flueeeee]

fail

[toppmannaaronn123]

u suck m8 truly

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

Um, lame?

[ViVAlAhSkiTZ0]

Wow. This sucks. Lmfao.

[jonathanman111]

fuck you and your fuckin high pitched gay voice you sound like fuckin fred go suck your boyfreinds dick

[qtbaybii123]

there wuz so mny pauzez dat 4 a 1:28 video i had 2 skip parts

[mmolina117]

@qtbaybii123 i bet he was laughing so hard after typing, thats why the long pause, poor guy, need to get out more instead of jackin' it on is moms good bed spreads, "USE A SOCK, LIKE EVERY OTHER 3 GRADER"

[yutaja]

You sound like Freds retarded little sister... then again maybe you are. NOW THATS A COMEBACK!

[linkinparklyrics1]

what the fuck this is a load of shit 

[sanddemon96]

WTF? Who would use these?

[peterIable]

i'm 13 but this is the biggest loud of shit iv ever seen... Sorry if i offended your 13 yr old cousin...

[TheChiProductions]

Y'all can think whatever you want about this but do try to be polite when commenting - This wasn't mine, this was my thirteen year old cousin's.

[turkurdurrrg]

@TheChiProductions hopefully she learned the valuable lesson that if you do stupid and annoying stuff on the internet and its not funny, youll get verbally abused, because everyone is a prick. including you. so fuck you.

[DosEquisGuy3]

@TheChiProductions Y'all?? hahaha btw did you marry your cousin ?

[TheChiProductions]

@RJtool3 *sigh* Do you know how sick I am of comments like these? How would you like it if I said that to you? I mean it's not a very nice thing to say to somebody and especially if that somebody is just a kid (not me, I just uploaded it). How about listening to what any traditional soccer mom would say - Treat others how you would want to be treated. And to Fred - people in this world are not meant to be judged.

[tigermater12]

@TheChiProductions is this part of the come backs o0

[TheChiProductions]

@moneymakemo Watch your mouth, honey!

[TheChiProductions]

Now that's not a very nice thing to say to the bored 13 year old (not me) that made this, is it?

[TheChiProductions]

@moneymakemo YOU'RE SO MEAN! THE PERSON THAT MADE THIS IS ONLY 13!!! >:(

[kap4everox222]

wow. this is major fail