Mr. Ma vs. The Beast from the East

[heathnugget]

omg i remember the crazy sidewalks. we were like "did it rain and mike was like" "ah no. not last i remembered"

Mike "you suck drinkin beer!" rofl

[askaskandy]

How can you beat a combo like that - tents and tables atop urine soaked blacktop, Muslim mystery meat on a stick, and as much weak Chinese beer as you can swill - its enough to make you seek out a "masseuse" back at the hotel!

[friendofpyrex]

Hilarity. The phrase "crazy Lanzhou nights" is pretty good, not gonna lie.