How to play JJ

[imjtblanton]

Ha, ha, ha!!! At first I was thinking, who is this guy? You suck! Then I realized it was a joke. Very funny.

[kraazyhorse]

hahah great videos. whats the HUD he's using??

[PlaygroundPolitician]

watch jacks get murderd

[HeidestockUltra]

what is he using for all these stats?

[roo7227]

You gotta love people who move all in against a reraise, with JJ.. I mean, WTF do you think he has, dummy?.. 

[NrwSchwarzkopf]

i hate J J :D

[StevenHardware360]

HAHAAHAHHAAH this should be titled..." how to not play pocket jacks"

[getduloh]

lol great video. 'stick it in you'

[maltodextrin1000]

you just gave every reason not to play pocket jacks! MOVE to pocket Queens.

[TotalnoApsolutan]

ah oh wrong fucking jack... hahah epic!!

[icisic2000]

lolololololol im in tears from laughing so much lol

[zmxncbv1011]

4:10

[RetroTM]

First hand - KQs is actually a favorite in this spot 55% vs 45% :p

[jimmyass]

hahahahaha

[sinanyazdia]

he got 36 and he hits, hahahahahahha

[Sabine1975]

ROFL this is so damn funny and it's so TRUE!!! Those Jacks rarely win. I win more often with 99 than with JJ.

[pito0987654321]

hahahaah funniest video ever

[in4betwetrust]

JJ all in was correct... opponent had only about 36%...

[ARISTOKRAT1905]

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[LittleRaggie]

You think by around 6.16 he would have gotten the hint not to play Jacks. Unbelievable!

[Koanajimi]

you rock :)

[daisy2214]

lol,haahhahaaahahahahahahahaha­hahahaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhha­aaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!



[ruarihennessy1]

hey at least u won the last hand

[fulltimespy]

I really hate when morons play total crap hands and get super lucky with them.

[UrAlcoholicDad123]

how the hell he didnt suck out once :D `?

[markeeeese]

this has to be THE greatest video ever made

[XPSftw]

hahahahaha, I fucking hate JJ, this was hilarious!

[TheDanshreddies]

get trappy and slow play them like the nuts...that's how to play jacks...

[santgil]

I love tha silence after the board comes or after the opponents showing his cards to a showdown =p

[MrBojanmarsetic]

My wife didt like that hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[MrRussin10]

6:40 atleast you won ;)

[Eliteswordfish]

2:17 made my day lol

[DeFuut]

This is freakin hilarious

[gardenia3021]

hahahahahah



[omnishakira]

learn 2 3bet fucking fish

[pault2582]

in the famous words of norman chad "theres 2 ways to play pocket jacks and they are both wrong!"

[marshallbrooks1]

people are really stupid. have no sense of humor or sarcasm

[FreddyEagleSC]

is this real?

are you for real?

if so, than you sir, are moron.

If its a spoof than..gg..nice vid

[ruarihennessy1]

@FreddyEagleSC are you retarded??

[waller1101]

Haha love it, clearly a piss take lol quality.

[RiAstakhova]

harmful JJ ! epic fail

[cjc651]

Yes, Lets shove on the player so he only calls with hands that beats us, that is a really good plan. GREAT STRATEGY VIDEO!!!

[aaaaalife]

@cjc651 this is a piss take you moron

[pklifter]

hahahahahahahahahahahah good ol fish hooks

[fotis7blazestar]

f.....g jacks

[JohnsonMaxJohnson]

lol at the fact every site screws you over

[oedie13]

Should be playing more agressive and you would have won halv of the hands on the video. But still, JJ isnt the easiest hand to play sor sure.

[Ridered1k]

Oh for fucks sake...lol

[TheBigezee77]

fishhooks rock....

[pkerisme]

shoulda called it, how not to play pocket jacks

[koyworkz5]

Hi marty,

Can you advice me where I can sell my tournament indicator license? I am no longer playing poker so I will not be using my tournament indicator anymore. I am ready to sell it half the original price. If anyone is interested shoot me a PM.

[Eras0000000000r]

The 3 was so obvious from the big blind. Ever heard about reraising preflop?XD

[DiRkBlack08]

4:08 - i've got him on the big blind *flops a royal flush draw* oh no! LMFAO <3

[axel07]

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!! XD

[llynchius]

now i am scared to lay with pocket jacks :D

[oklah23]

man u just made my day, this video facking hikalakakarious~ i was laughing hard!~

[itstonymacaroni]

I love the ship at 6:07.

Terrible.

[creghy89]

This should be called how to lose with JJ

[Harnas31]

@creghy89  genius

[hiephoi058]

fold jacks :p

[wxonwxoff]

this would make a great script for a comedy . This is fking hilarious!

[smanole]

JJ and TT toughest hands to play...

[Pedrozinho007]

63 people won with pocket jacks I DIDN"T

[fontelonga]

Better 22 then JJ, belive me! Lol

[weiw1]

this is exactly how you shouldn't play pocket jacks

[sydneymassive]

jacks into aces or kings. Every fucking time...

[bbotteon1]

Amazing funny!! haha

nice ; )

[TheRekiemArt]

How to play JJ ? it's simple: FOLD IT ! :D



[Ascendable]

hahaha i know that guys feeling aahahahahaha shit is hilarious

[cnoekki]

Allright, maybe pocket jacks are tough to play :D

[janniskiskibowski]

lol play JJ like tens and everything is allright. honestly who calls a bet with two offercards??? and most of the hands would also win against AA, so just play it like tens or would u go all in preflop with TT???

[andrefvieira99]

hahaha!!!!

[dagafra]

why you limp whit JJ you must raise!!!

scuse me for me inglish but i am italian

[F15HHOOKS]

v funny & luv the wankers ref @ 1:51 in american accent.....

[smanole]

:)) so funny!!! JJ and TT...toughest hands in poker

[zgh3t4]

Dominated.!

[sickcallwu87]

your a fucking loser, why you taking tilt_fishes videos? like really? what a low life you are lmfao!!!

[plstrom]

very funny.. 

[23pantherman]

He's a tight player, so he'll fold...oh fuck..he goes all in on a draw. Oh...oh fuck..wrong fucking J.

How to play it alright!

[aaaaalife]

Hi, I was just wondering what the 'tournament indicator' software you are using below the Pokerstars window is?

[killerkombokalamari]

@aaaaalife its a software that a) gives you the right pot odds/winning odds, so you dont have to calculate them manually and b) tracks the actions of your opponents, so you can make profitable decisions based on the information. this is very usefull when multitabling, cause you know who you are up against. the software costs $80 or $50 when you deposit on a pokerroom, they want to support.

[mrt110883]

The only time I feel really safe with JJ is when the flop comes AJ6 rainbow. And even then I'm watching out for a slowplayed AA.

[flamboyant514]

great video buddy! Very funny, every poker players will feel concerned :)

[Lolzqotsblink]

hahaha epic!!!!

[m0zane]

What? Why? Bitch! :D:D:DDDD

[muckemsayuhhh18]

FOR FUCK SAKES!!!

[killuminare]

kkkk

[InTRuD3r86]

5:45 worst way to play JJ ever

[hillsonger]

fuck you, youtube. fuck you google.

[petermuscle]

lmao this video never gets old

[ItsHugeLoL]

funnyest poker video.

[toby0cooper]

I like the complaint about the first hand, KQ was a favourite over the Jacks on the flop lol!

[XOPGELADO]

This video is like history of my life with JJ...lol great job

[ensayofr]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I could not stop laughing!!!!!! You are the shit buddy!!! great video!

[MrRs1975]

lmao lov this video bud ffs

[stavros1983]

what program r u using?

[wirednotice]

this video was effing hilarious

[kidmo9999]

Hilarious. I had tears in my eyes. Great video.

[Tennisman7890]

wrong fucking jack...ohh shit LMAO

unfuckingbeievable...fuck LMFAO

and then you lose to AA

funniest shit ever

[Abenkin]

u lost the meaning of poker. sorry

[jiannj]

@Abenkin u lost the sense of humor. sorry

[davedarrell]

you're so ridiculous .. how to NOT play pocket jacks !

[Srajcula]

@davedarrell ....thats the joke

[SigiPower1982]

Some hands are just terribly missplayed and others are random bad beats. i love the video since its pretty funny, but that doesnt prove u shouldnt play JJ if u know how to do so ;)

[123Leigh123]

How not to play Jacks

[Ne0x]

fish. You know 3bet? If you 3bet the 2º hand, the BB with 3-8 would have folds

[Nashtak]

@Ne0x You actually didn't get the satire?

[deathGaurdian]

who the hell would dislike this video? I swear i watch this video like every day and I still get laughs out of it

[satyric07]

oh and i really love your videous, they're hilarious, keep up the good work

[SuperGamemaniac]

i hate this hand :*(

[SuperCarlin16]

Funny as fooook

[LOOI16]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this dude is fkn hilarious. :)

[Dr4go0]

what why bitch XD

[TheTechnohunger]

whatever you think don't complain, I'v got pocket QQ hit on turn QKK nice full house yeah?

check this out my oponent had AJ and he hit A on flop and A on the river i have never ever before and after seen such coin flip

u dont even now how angry i was , those jack make me laugh but it is not that bad yet

[User9787]

oh for fuck sakes! lol

[eIzzuqpuzzle]

What! Why? Bitch!!!

this short video- scenes inbetween made me roar with laughter!

go on.

[STAN25S]

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­))))



[Traducteur1]

My eyes are completely wet guys, I can't stop laughing and I might not be able to stop before the day is over! You're the best Turtle!

[Doppe1ganger]

Do one with AK.

I had AK in the big blind, the button raised, small blind calls, i reraise, button shoves it, small blind calls, i call, they both have AJ, they both hit a full house on the flop, i don't improve, i'm out of the tourney. XD

I love this vid, nice job!

[homelu18]

nice video :) could you please tell me what's that program called and where can i get it ?

[voland1]

I was playing yesterday, had JJ, call a 200 preflop raise begining of the tournament.

flop is > K6J > i check it so does the other guy , on the turn > K6J6 , the guy hits his triple 6s and bets 1 G , I raise, he goes all in, i have full house JJJ66 out of nowhere, no one saw that coming since i slow played it )) so JJ aint so bad sometimes )

[samwizza]

@voland1 you're just a lucky bastard)))))))

[nickelbackrocks16]

The name of this video should be " How to Lose with JJ"

[TehFryingIrishman]

It has gotten to the point where I fold JJ. Fuck them. :(

[PureL0gic]

dude the first hand was the best



[leejames1982]

does this video teach me anything? yes it does, never call an all in bet when you have jacks lol and never push all in with jacks pre flop. 7 times out of 10 you will get called by a hand with higher cards and they will prob beat your ass... lol

[DenisVislapu]

You play awful, but video is very funny!

[zandaofly]

1st hand is standard, 2nd hand you should have 3bet to get the big blind out. 3rd hand, thats the jacks dilemma. 4th hand, why bluff? if he has you beat hes calling and if youve got the best hand why not let him bluff again? 5th hand, unlucky. 6th hand, unlucky. 7th hand well played, you lost a min. 8th hand unlucky. 9th hand the guy you were playing against called your suicide bet with a worse hand??? 10th hand standard. Aren't you meant to flop a set 1/9 times??????????????

[PerseusAchillies2013]

@TurtleKnife ur a fckn donk

[gio10munro]

In conclusion....play pocket jacks carefully!!!!

[Kino483]

LOVE THIS VIDEO

[Shmulvey]

That's brilliant.



[SkateHigh91]

I guess the pros were right. JJ is not a very good hand

[Hamza904]

ahahahahahhahah

[lijpejoego]

Alot of times you play those jacks really badd tbh. For example at the Cashgame table, button opens, and your on the BB with JJ you should of make a 3-bet already preflop and don't flat cuz you are out of position and you have most likely the best hand.

[remio81]

ur so funny :)

[mardoxmark]

hahahaha



[mschwodler]

lol, 1st minute is priceless

[1290001]

After watching U lose with Jacks all the time I won't play Jacks the same way as U thanks for showing us!

[jvetter713]

This is awesome.

[ScarfaceMich]

3 8? What a fucking doucebag...

[BobbyNutzzz]

4:14 pls somebody tell me whats the name of the movie

[kakolaukiom]

You are the luckiest man ive ever seen on my life

[rwatson93]

What is that odds calculator thing at the bottom of the screen??

[myrtlebox]

Aww FFS ;-)

[meluvsquki]

hate jacks... i hate this effing hand!!!!!

[Gilsams]

lol

[Sarunikss]

got JJ two times while watching this video

[knightsy90]

wow, you play bad

[flashback09]

4:12 hahahah xDDD priceless

[crispington]

i had kk vs aa once A K 10 on flop 10 on turn K on river. all in for 800! nice one

[Wally505]

lmfao

[pokergold11]

This pocket JJ video and the rush poker video is hilarious. Keep sending more videos. Thanks. Trying the tournament indicator this week on fulltilt: pokergold1.

[e1m1b]

great video.

[Kovenmx]

I say unfukcingbelievable too!

[Kovenmx]

I also say unfuckingbelievable

[mancpaul01]

This video is epic!

[jefflund]

Full tilt is such a joke. Its better to be lucky than good on this site.

[KEITHISMYHERO7]

@jefflund thats code for u suck at poker

[KEITHISMYHERO7]

@jefflund that means u are terrible at poker

[lbizzythefire]

tell me when you play okay fulltiltpoker com L-BizzytheFIRE

[willngross89]

absolutely hilarious. two thumbs up

[butters226]

jacks fuck you over every time. even if there are no overcards. i might just fold em from now on

[MsMarc1234]

<You sound exactly like I do in my own head. "This is a great position to get pocket jacks"

[ArkantoS6]

Hiddeh, are you there Hiddeh?

[evalen7]

hahahaha u make my day... nice

[bulrogexe]

this is so funny

[uwannaplayskate]

lol

[zeke257]

When a rock or good player shoves from the BB and is not low on BB usually means AA KK....So he calls anyway with JJ...Really loved the ONLY 1 over card theory..lol

[daddygreenjeens]

JJ lol heeehaww

[galeng]

Only one over-card. That means you bet! lol classic

[Yezarial]

"Anytime I get JJ when I am playing I always hear "ok pocket jacks here guys, middle position"."

LoL same here. And the big blind shoves it all in... Hes been dicking around all day long etc. Epic stuff

[chridouk]

lol "maybe pocket jacks are tough to play" lmao

[tomsykes66]

brilliant.....youve given me a hernia !

[darthsane]

Love the vid dude made me laugh hard!

[theSaint317]

This video is hilarious, you are not good at poker haha I love it. some nice JJ tilt