Funny how some redneck hillbilly says something and ignorant people accept it as truth. Did this moron who is too much of a pussy to show his face, really change anyone's views on religion? Lmfao
wow wtf god has to keep us ignorant to have us worship him wat does that say about christianity nd evolution made a fish without legs a snake who could live on the ground then the snake evolved to other things WITH legs u retard i cant believe some ppl believe in this shit
"Listen, don't eat the fruit! This is very bad fruit ok, this is fruit of knowledge. You'll get smart if you eat the fruit and I want to keep you good and dumb so you can worship me properly!" LMAO best line of the whole video!
This video is a joke.... but not in a comical way..... you're a fanatic.... in the worse sense of the meaning.... what's with the hijab....??? I wonder
@kevinlithgow1 Actually it is comical, 'cause it's Satire.. And the Hijab is prolly there to compare christian fundies' insanity to that of islamist terrorists
This is my favorite video on YT since I saw it the first time. Brilliant work from Soldieringodsarmy. Anyone knows what happend to him/his chanel in since he was suspendet?!
you maybe on to something perhaps why Jesus called them the synagouge of satan? and further why im sure the a snake named shakras may have seen a couple of your points...
You made me laugh but I'm glad youtube banned you; you really do not know anything. So long ninja loser reject. Go learn some stealth and stay hidden perhaps under a rock somewhere.
your quoting directly from the bible which is great, but have yout ever read the book of Adam and Eve? The bible is a awsome source of info, no dought but most of the lost books of the bible such as th at one add much more detail to these stories, and in todays world of questions it is desperately needing to be investigated ;)
lol this is a red neck story even has incest cuz eve was made from adam's rib technical making her his daughter and most incest rape cases usually involve religious christian's lol its an incest religion not surprised its popular in middle america
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this guy is really bad at explaining the story he is trying to mock...th adam and eve story is probably THE MOST ridiculous story in th bible but with guys like this trying to argue against it the bible bashers don't have to worry cos he makes atheists look ignorant and stupid.
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woah woah woah! god never said that he would never torture innocent people and nobody will suffer if we beive. You dont know the story so why tell it? god is nice and would never want to hurt anyone
really, but apparntly if i dont do what he tells me and i sin too much in his mind he will send me to hell and torture me for eternity, but hes a nice guy
This is pretty funny and slamming the literal interpretation of the story is great, but it is actually possible to appreciate the story. Creationists are poison, but they will never abandon the story of Adam and Eve. I think they only hope we have is to try to get them to look at it differently, which is what the videos on my channel attempt to do... HINT HINT
The thing is, Adam and eve were dumb before the fruit so maybe they didn't understand what god told them and that's why they ate the fruit. And then they ate it and they were like, oh my god what did we do? and god tortured them. But why god? you are the one who made them stupid
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Wow, your username really says it all. This is such a great test. So, any christian nation has prospered and has been so blessed while the muslim nations are full of sufferings and war. Hmm...and now that the western world is turning christianity away, things are starting to go really bad hmm....Makes ya think! Prayer taken out of school, fornication causing the silent genocide, murders, pedophilia etc. O wait, I can already see the argument about how .0001% of priests in Catholic were evil.
Are you fucking stupid? When Christianity was tried to be brought to other places it was destroyed by governments, some god huh?
Not only that, but most social issues are stemming from bullshit christians anyway, seeing as to the majority of our population follows this shit like sheep.
Yeah, maybe that's the problem, to many dumbasses.
Ya, we need to go back to the good old days when Christians used to own slaves and just watch the good 'ol U.S.of A. make a comeback! That's when white was right and things were good......The good 'ol days of Christianity!
Glory Be to God! The world's has become so much more wicked now with all this atheism on the rise.
Acording To the Muslim Belief , Adam and Eve used to live in Heaven before They descend to Earth. God asked them to eat from any tree they liked except one ( And it wasn't the tree of Knowledge ) it was just a tree and it was a test for Adam and Eve and God knew the Result of this test . Satan put thoughts in their minds ( They couldn't see satan it was just thougts in their minds that this is the tree of eternity and they will live for ever if they eat from this tree ) ( which is not true)
I dont remember hearing they would live forever...:S they were told not to eat from that tree, and they wondered why. So dont make things up. just go to hell.
They eat from the tree and when they did they recognized they have done something wrong and they asked for God's Forgiveness and God forgive them but they descended to earth because they were meant to live on earth not in heaven
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In that case then I can start killing all the people I want and just go to jail and kill more people and then just die and nothing will happen to me. Lol you all probably think that the world is flat to right. All you have to do is seek God with all your heart and you will find him. I didn't even know about God until 10th grade in 2002 and I was pro evolution. I didn't think there was a God. Then I joined the air force in 2004 and the things I saw in war were things no one should see.
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When you die you will answer to God. Take off the mask so I can find you on file from the police department so I get your adreess. I will smith you for contaminating peoples minds.
Why not just counter what he is saying, instead of giving him empty threats. Clearly the only reason you believe this drivel is that you were born in a Christian based society and you believe in a 2000 year old book of tales that says if you don't believe you will be punished forever. You have nothing to say to him that would disprove his point; that the bible is ridiculous.
No shit Sherlock ? Do you know why I place space before a full stop ? My comment won't post, because sometimes it counts as a website . If you don't know your shit, please shut up .
Just to inform people who don't know.. all the tricksters and gods termed evil in mythology, like Prometheus in Greek and Loki in Norse. They were there to expose the over bearing, cruel power of the gods especially the top god; Prometheus even created man. Those two deities are also fire gods which is also where Satan comes from.
The ninja... is good.......
chrism4n14 3 months ago
Funny how some redneck hillbilly says something and ignorant people accept it as truth. Did this moron who is too much of a pussy to show his face, really change anyone's views on religion? Lmfao
andrew34666 3 months ago
really under rated should have more views much more so funny
za3boora 5 months ago
This guy is hilarious!
ncawadias 9 months ago
@ncawadias Certainly, he is definitely funny... what's especially funny about him
is how pathetic he is as a theist or apologist of Christianity.
His explanations are so absurd it makes me LMAO!
protectorian 9 months ago
Dude, thanks for putting this guy's vids back out. He's the best, was sorry to see him erased from existence!
929myohmy 9 months ago
Can you direct me to the verses in the bible that is mentioned in this video?! I am curious...
ummahyidaini 10 months ago
this is bullsh**
sodalemmon 11 months ago
i bet he (and most atheists) knows more about christianity than christians themselves
fpxreborn 11 months ago
and snakes do eat animals not dust lol
killajakethesnake 1 year ago
at this point god seems like a giant douche
killajakethesnake 1 year ago
wow wtf god has to keep us ignorant to have us worship him wat does that say about christianity nd evolution made a fish without legs a snake who could live on the ground then the snake evolved to other things WITH legs u retard i cant believe some ppl believe in this shit
findalyo5 1 year ago
wow wtf god has to keep us ignorant to have us worship him wat does that say about christianity
findalyo5 1 year ago
"Listen, don't eat the fruit! This is very bad fruit ok, this is fruit of knowledge. You'll get smart if you eat the fruit and I want to keep you good and dumb so you can worship me properly!" LMAO best line of the whole video!
MizGator 1 year ago 2
This video is a joke.... but not in a comical way..... you're a fanatic.... in the worse sense of the meaning.... what's with the hijab....??? I wonder
kevinlithgow1 1 year ago
@kevinlithgow1 Actually it is comical, 'cause it's Satire.. And the Hijab is prolly there to compare christian fundies' insanity to that of islamist terrorists
Blindeyeseesfar 1 year ago
Hahahaha this coming from you hahahahahahhahahaha
You the person who likes this crap??? The defender of stupidity :-P
Get stupid
Get Stupid
Get stupid don't stop
GodsReapingWarrior 1 year ago
I love how he thinks snakes eat dust wat a moron
hobojoe963 1 year ago
@hobojoe963 you're kidding......right?????
withfootnotes 1 year ago
i was wondering is this guy a christian i wonder hmmm
meximike1989 1 year ago
love it, absolutely love it.
isn't god so just!
praise be to the lord!
thejazzman1959 1 year ago
a snake wouldnt be a snake if it had legs..would just be a lizard..
haggardpeople 1 year ago
amen brother
ailm96094 1 year ago
This is my favorite video on YT since I saw it the first time. Brilliant work from Soldieringodsarmy. Anyone knows what happend to him/his chanel in since he was suspendet?!
keep it up SIGA, we all miss you
twentyinchsoul 1 year ago 20
You tards need to stop trolling. Here are some short IRREFUTABLE facts of this video=
1) He correctly told the story of Adam and Eve (Even though he added satire)
2) All his observations are logical.
3)The bible is stupid.
Goodbyes :D
Slagtheangry 1 year ago 2
you maybe on to something perhaps why Jesus called them the synagouge of satan? and further why im sure the a snake named shakras may have seen a couple of your points...
tmptv1 1 year ago
magnificent....simply magnificent.....
robot014 1 year ago
You made me laugh but I'm glad youtube banned you; you really do not know anything. So long ninja loser reject. Go learn some stealth and stay hidden perhaps under a rock somewhere.
GodsReapingWarrior 1 year ago
@GodsReapingWarrior Weirdest comment ever...
Rossmancracka13 1 year ago
@Rossmancracka13 Great weird is the new sexy and the new norm.
GodsReapingWarrior 1 year ago
@GodsReapingWarrior Normally, yes. Although your comment is just fucking retarded.
Rossmancracka13 1 year ago
what about lilith
KestrelVoron 1 year ago
WTF
masterwelder65 1 year ago
why are you dressed like a a fucking mug telling a christian bible story?
JSBP1996 1 year ago
@JSBP1996
He's wearing that mask cuz he's a pussy.
lackrome 1 year ago
your quoting directly from the bible which is great, but have yout ever read the book of Adam and Eve? The bible is a awsome source of info, no dought but most of the lost books of the bible such as th at one add much more detail to these stories, and in todays world of questions it is desperately needing to be investigated ;)
jestar30 1 year ago
i wonder if that mask smellszzz
hmmm???
hope518 2 years ago
Right on, brother !
My truck didn't come from no monkey !
;)
Thanks for keeping these clips available TAS
Xigano1 2 years ago
lol this is a red neck story even has incest cuz eve was made from adam's rib technical making her his daughter and most incest rape cases usually involve religious christian's lol its an incest religion not surprised its popular in middle america
savindian 2 years ago
y do u where a mask
pandarichards 2 years ago
I laugh every time I listen to this guy. So funny
dondrinkman 2 years ago
the part where he says look god mad me good and stupid cracks me the hell up everytime!!! this shit is hilarious
leonardj1 2 years ago
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this guy is really bad at explaining the story he is trying to mock...th adam and eve story is probably THE MOST ridiculous story in th bible but with guys like this trying to argue against it the bible bashers don't have to worry cos he makes atheists look ignorant and stupid.
unclenewy 2 years ago
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woah woah woah! god never said that he would never torture innocent people and nobody will suffer if we beive. You dont know the story so why tell it? god is nice and would never want to hurt anyone
RinaMJ1995 2 years ago
Go tell the Amidianites that dickhead
Rockster969 2 years ago
really, but apparntly if i dont do what he tells me and i sin too much in his mind he will send me to hell and torture me for eternity, but hes a nice guy
IIIArrow711 2 years ago 2
This is pretty funny and slamming the literal interpretation of the story is great, but it is actually possible to appreciate the story. Creationists are poison, but they will never abandon the story of Adam and Eve. I think they only hope we have is to try to get them to look at it differently, which is what the videos on my channel attempt to do... HINT HINT
wishywishy 2 years ago
The thing is, Adam and eve were dumb before the fruit so maybe they didn't understand what god told them and that's why they ate the fruit. And then they ate it and they were like, oh my god what did we do? and god tortured them. But why god? you are the one who made them stupid
emilioshades 2 years ago
@emilioshades
You're right! Consider this analogy.
A young boy's father tells him not to steal honey from a bee hive. But the boy goes ahead, for he must learn for himself.
When the boy feels the stings of a thousand bees, it is not his father that is punishing him, is it?
philnoll 2 years ago
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Wow, your username really says it all. This is such a great test. So, any christian nation has prospered and has been so blessed while the muslim nations are full of sufferings and war. Hmm...and now that the western world is turning christianity away, things are starting to go really bad hmm....Makes ya think! Prayer taken out of school, fornication causing the silent genocide, murders, pedophilia etc. O wait, I can already see the argument about how .0001% of priests in Catholic were evil.
Seeclearly1986 2 years ago
How are things starting to go bad???? They have been bad the whole time idiot!! haha.
Nate2203 2 years ago 3
Are you fucking stupid? When Christianity was tried to be brought to other places it was destroyed by governments, some god huh?
Not only that, but most social issues are stemming from bullshit christians anyway, seeing as to the majority of our population follows this shit like sheep.
Yeah, maybe that's the problem, to many dumbasses.
DMitsukirules 2 years ago 16
@DMitsukirules this "shit" is not because god is wut we follow and if you dont there is goin to be extreme punishment for you....dont follow satin
RinaMJ1995 2 years ago
@RinaMJ1995 Why should I be extremely punished for not following God if I haven't done anything wrong.
Inb4cuzhezgod
DMitsukirules 2 years ago
@DMitsukirules you have no idea what your saying bud! i bet you havent picked much books yourself either. That makes you no better
jestar30 1 year ago
@DMitsukirules you sound like red foreman from that 70s show lol
edwinm1 1 year ago
Ya, we need to go back to the good old days when Christians used to own slaves and just watch the good 'ol U.S.of A. make a comeback! That's when white was right and things were good......The good 'ol days of Christianity!
Glory Be to God! The world's has become so much more wicked now with all this atheism on the rise.
HisTruthbeUNKOWN 2 years ago
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Seeclearly1986 2 years ago
HAHA the bible story is funny XDXDXDXD
badasssnipe 2 years ago 2
Acording To the Muslim Belief , Adam and Eve used to live in Heaven before They descend to Earth. God asked them to eat from any tree they liked except one ( And it wasn't the tree of Knowledge ) it was just a tree and it was a test for Adam and Eve and God knew the Result of this test . Satan put thoughts in their minds ( They couldn't see satan it was just thougts in their minds that this is the tree of eternity and they will live for ever if they eat from this tree ) ( which is not true)
Spanker747 2 years ago
I dont remember hearing they would live forever...:S they were told not to eat from that tree, and they wondered why. So dont make things up. just go to hell.
badasssnipe 2 years ago
god likez naked ppl..he was watchin 'em all the time :P what a perv!
SilentBloodShed 2 years ago 2
They eat from the tree and when they did they recognized they have done something wrong and they asked for God's Forgiveness and God forgive them but they descended to earth because they were meant to live on earth not in heaven
Spanker747 2 years ago
mkay..i already know this stuff @.@!!
SilentBloodShed 2 years ago
Love it!! Reinestate SIGA!!!
vagenna 2 years ago
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In that case then I can start killing all the people I want and just go to jail and kill more people and then just die and nothing will happen to me. Lol you all probably think that the world is flat to right. All you have to do is seek God with all your heart and you will find him. I didn't even know about God until 10th grade in 2002 and I was pro evolution. I didn't think there was a God. Then I joined the air force in 2004 and the things I saw in war were things no one should see.
TheBlackdragon936 2 years ago
In war you saw god? That's pretty sad actually
TheGoldenSun0986 2 years ago 5
@TheGoldenSun0986 BAAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA JESUS JESUS JESUS!!!!.... OH LORDY LORDY LORD
cr1tterp0wer 1 year ago
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When you die you will answer to God. Take off the mask so I can find you on file from the police department so I get your adreess. I will smith you for contaminating peoples minds.
TheBlackdragon936 2 years ago
Why not just counter what he is saying, instead of giving him empty threats. Clearly the only reason you believe this drivel is that you were born in a Christian based society and you believe in a 2000 year old book of tales that says if you don't believe you will be punished forever. You have nothing to say to him that would disprove his point; that the bible is ridiculous.
chevon1920 2 years ago 4
It's the likes of you blackdragon who should be done for contaminating minds with religious dribble.
Go peddle your snake oil somewhere else.
Bring back SIGA!
DistinctiveBlend 2 years ago 2
ur a fuckin loooooooooser
kegg3 2 years ago
Grammar fail .
PlaguedMan 2 years ago
Sorry but you don't put a space before a full stop. Trying to be smart fail? Dumb ass...
kegg3 2 years ago
No shit Sherlock ? Do you know why I place space before a full stop ? My comment won't post, because sometimes it counts as a website . If you don't know your shit, please shut up .
PlaguedMan 2 years ago 4
Snakes with a sense of holiness have been found with vestigial legs.
CHAS1422 2 years ago 3
Just to inform people who don't know.. all the tricksters and gods termed evil in mythology, like Prometheus in Greek and Loki in Norse. They were there to expose the over bearing, cruel power of the gods especially the top god; Prometheus even created man. Those two deities are also fire gods which is also where Satan comes from.
shadow1wolf7 2 years ago
The most clever, well played, hilarious Satirist on youtube.
FarBeyonDDriven8 2 years ago 4
I know right? It's ashame he was suspended I mean if people took him seriously they must be dumb as fuck.
hshadow11 2 years ago 2
You hit the nail on the head ;)
element1988 2 years ago 2
LoL, It seems to me from this video that the devil is the good one and God the evil one.
BravestarrVids 2 years ago 3
hahahaha
gregornstein 2 years ago 2