screem louder

[Dorminay42]

Oh man, it sure would be awful if someone found out my DNS number.

[XiaoXiong96]

also heres an idea- CHANGE YOUR GOD DAMN NUMBER!!

[XiaoXiong96]

why the hell r u FUCKING swearing when police are FUCKING watching this FUCKING video??

[NiggerHeadOysters]

I love it just as much as I did five years ago. If only it came with chocolates and a bow. Nah, pixey would eat the chocolate and go into a diabetic coma...and then everyone would have to feel bad.

[dawnofthedead25]

poor lady!

[hooooookary]

where are her teeth tho

[ThisIsAtestChannel1]

Play this video along with /watch?v=g5s4xfKyp9U and laugh. It works great.

[TheFangStryke]

You're visibly upset.

[TheCynicLives]

The more crazy thing is that she "knew" where Wattage lives which is apparently a place he's never visited his whole life.

[habbohallo]

lol one of the best examples of failing on the internet

[baddamanben09]

Country Ass!!!

[TacoKart]

No teeth. No eyebrows. All fat country-buttered bitch.

[22jaus22]

dont fuck with internet police lol

[reaper17112]

Sargent Smith sounds scary.

[BradRioux]

This was funny up until the point where she mentioned ED.  Now I know it was basement trolls fucking with her.

[kelly414014]

trailer trash at its finest :)

[Ryan64099]

shutup you loser you need dill with your problems you retard

all i heard was im a retard!!!!!!!!!! REtARD KNOW YOU DONT

[Ryan64099]

shutup you loser you need dill with your problems you retard

[pikorar]

"I accidentally both my eyebrows."

[TheSugarCheetah]

What a sweety fat fuck

[earthpixie]

I thought I seen this person on the Steve Wilkos show today O_O

[KungPieChong]

then who was phone??

[KurtCobainn1994]

Wheres your eyebrows?

[wert12]

omg she backtraced us :O

[strushkathell]

Whenever I feel bad about my life I look at this video, to remind myself that things could always be so much worse.

[RapidAscension1989]

@strushkathell Exactly the same thing I've been saying for years. ED always reminds me that my life is a collection of pretty pink ponies and golden rainbows compared to some of these shitlords

[MartinPurvis]

They took mah jerbs

[SovietShotgun]

sergeant smith should get to work on finding your teeth and eyebrows, they seem to have been misplaced.

[ZennouRyoku]

"Fucking prick motherfucking"

I stopped thinking this was going to be a logical argument.

Also, I laughed how she called someone else a child, but she's throwing insults around like she's in middle school.

[JuggaloTheRolla]

Teeth, teeth nowhere.

[Kiroswan]

how do i eyebrows??

[masterthehate2]

I like the part where she said fuck

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

Lady vulgarity isn't going to be anywhere near as damaging to a child as their seeing your face would be. "Unpleasant", more like fucking visually horrifying! This beast makes a strong case against the age old "you can't judge a book by it's cover" saying. Seriously if she was any closer to the camera viewers would be covered in her spit. By the way if you put a "trace on YOUR number" you are doing it wrong!

[PotHeadMan]

90% of the screen is covered by your fat face

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

lolcow

[NeoLibsSuck]

lol why you mad though?

[SirTokiWartooth]

Where the fuck are your teeth?

[FairOne88]

lol you mad? fat toothless redneck rage.

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

You need teeth.

[sdagoth21]

We are God. And we win!

[timmafee0]

i lulled at 'internet police' haha

[HomeWreckerA1]

ROID RAGE

[combomaster99]

who would call your HOUSE anyway :/

[Redlemon17]

I'd hit that. 'FO SHO'

[PotHeadMan]

Yeah she's screaming, screaming for a sandwich

[vey2go]

a wild shemale faggot appears

[Germeka]

Hey where's your teeth and eyebrows?

[pliskin100]

Why don't you have any eyebrows or teeth?

[VXRPGMaker]

I feel bad for her. She didn't deserve all that crap. The internet is very mean to people.

[VXRPGMaker]

*stencils some eyebrows on her*

[metaleater9]

testosterone Anyone? 

[angelchi1500]

You should probably wear dentures...

[ja2829]

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOY TILL THE THING SPOKE

[awkookrenewed]

Lol u fat and mad bro?

[pliskin100]

Haha, what a fat,white trash cow. Bitch needs some motherfucking eyebrows before she shows her ugly face on the internet.

[SkaRocksYea]

@pliskin100 Also teeth!

[pliskin100]

@SkaRocksYea Yeah, it's pretty gross. Why's she having a cry anyway?

[cigiss]

...did she just call someone a fat motherfucker? ....

[Bagheadman]

Wait wait wait... harass "her"? That's a woman?!

Damn.

[ColorfulRainbowsInc]

OSHI.

Fat people can be scary .

[weeble14w]

I lol'd.

[TheCrowdsVoice]

Whoa, you mad bro?

[victim130]

LOL I want her info so baddddddddddddddddddlyllllllly­lylylylylyly Just to call her :D.

[DJFartForseer]

u mad

[trollope4lyf2k8]

gtfo the interwebs and grow some eyebrows

[SteeveJobsismynig]

Wattage cat is wattage.

[snuifmuis]

she looks like a bully

[BlacKSacrificE]

lol why u mad tho?

[thedarkone25]

instead of being a fat ball of rage you should try a treadmill

[MSK120]

Lol, calling her saying you're the internet police. That's a good one, I gotta try that, lol.

[thedarkone25]

@MSK120 i know right

[Kruezritter]

I WASH MYSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK

[beatmac789]

there's literally a page and a half of insults i could type right now, but im just gonna go fuck my girlfriend instead.

[odonovs]

Was the ip 192.168.0.1?

[matteuklol]

are you made out of plastic

[CreativeChannelName]

IS THAT FUNNY CAT?!?

[MrGoudanis]

I don't listen to ugly eyebrow / eyelash / toothless trash.

[tucsondog]

Why not just change your number and go unregistered? dumbass

[ElanaVital83]

I saw think link on the encyclopedia dramatica...who is this person? what is she talking about? why am I not eating my lunch yet....ok bye.

[ASSASSINFUCKER208]

LOL dumb fat bitch

[demonicspire1]

lol, imagine if she did actually get someone into court. All they'd have to do is show this video and SHE"LL be on trial for criminal fail

[drudawg911]

NERD RAGE!

[Bagheadman]

Someone call Michael Berryman; we found his long lost twin sister.

[donuthead7310]

lolcow

[MRGURU12345]

Hello, I'm with the intern....never mind......

[failedKlone]

This is hilarious on textp

[failedKlone]

LOL this is awesome on textp

[WickedBassist]

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!

[failedKlone]

did she call someone fat?

[failedKlone]

did she call someone fat?

[failedKlone]

did she call someone fat?

[ASSASSINFUCKER208]

fail troll is fail and give me her number i want to call her fat

[zox180]

LOL IS SHE TOOTHLESS I THINK SHE IS

[Longcatcrusade]

This video makes me say "Huzzah!".

[warthoggunner]

lard

[faelinn7]

lol fatty

[marionyoshi]

Where are her eyebrows?

[lordfooby]

whats her phone number?

[Ihascandygetinthevan]

She fucking called Agent Smith!

[bluerobsn]

lol, her face looks like Odo from Star Trek

[BunrakukenIII]

I was thinking it looked more like Albert Steptoe.

[GuildNews]

This is why you should stay in school, kids.  Don't want to end up as a 40-year old basement man.

[ohdudeyeah]

"Is that funny, cat?" Yes, yes it is.

[sillymofo]

This is why i hate fat people

[Darknesshacks]

I HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER =3

[SmagenAfByen]

@Darknesshacks

lolu win

[kruegda]

this is the internets. if you let it show that something/someone is bothering you, you are only encouraging more abuse from internet trolls.

[kruegda]

call her from payphones!!!

[juggalojack13]

AH AHM TAHRD UV DIS

[sipanator]

Ah wu nawt gev un.

[juggalojack13]

Ut thars yur warnun

[universal23livenl]

whats her number

[mmurrer]

bitch has no idea what a DNS server does. Also, she has no teeth on her upper jaw.

[ball01isbackfuckers]

U MAD LOL

[MAGILLAFACE669]

buy a treadmill and grow some eyebrows you fat bitch

[DivideofNations]

@MAGILLAFACE669 She mad.

[Solenor92]

She actually thought we would stop if she acted like this... Why do people fail to understand the concept of lulz?

[strushkathell]

4:51 "Is it funny?! Is it funny wattagecat?! Is it funny cat?!" - I cracked up so much.

[the0last0thing]

Please fatty calm down... would a cookie help?

[disturbedfanmph]

thats fuckking halarious some people are so fucking stupid i no she should become AN HERO

[Solenor92]

..Welll, looks like we have a nice, fat lolcow on our hands...

[mustainerocks]

Wow, her accent is disgusting.

[nefets99]

Buy a dog

[TyRiders2]

AHAHAHA CRY SOME MOAR!!!

[FlashKoJoe]

Get the fuck back into the kitchen.

[eruhkah]

No wonder she doesn't have any teeth, they feel out when she was yelling!!!! Gummy!!!

[asstreme2]

AHHHHHH, IT'S SO UGLY

[RareX]

dagnabbit dangit wut is that marthuh

[SkaRocksYea]

@sheLovesG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[OrTheThirdPerson]

q. "is that funny? is that fucking funny??!!!!!!111111111"

a. yes.

[OrTheThirdPerson]

elmer fudd is angry.

[hbackslash7]

welcome to the internet.

[zackddddddd]

lol no teef or eyebrows wtf

[billydeeuk]

O_o How did they get her phone number?

[iammishahearmeroar]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[TheAnonAdmin]

she/he is scary ;_;

[RUSSIAisPRIMITIV]

I want her Skype name.....

....any givers for lulz?

[TheRichardLong]

Internet Police?

lol wut?

[rocksoliddude1]

wow, you are crazy, love this video 5/5.

[8Pingu]

when i see her i think of the fraggles that pile of thrash they used to visit for advice.

[quitelikesrabbits]

where are her eyelashes?

[toad14444]

Fuck where are her teef? Where are here eyebrows?

[Bloodshade]

Q.Q

What troll (cool face)?

[FreakishSaurus]

al qaeda wannabe lol

[binxbasilisk]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U

[Jordanyaaa]

I'm sending the internet police over :3

[Kcaa1]

RAGE

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[l06pricj]

I'd be pissed off if I was as fat/ugly/possibly smelly as her as well.

LOL THEY CALLED HER HOUSE THAT'S EPIC

[edenmeden]

"You make fun of me if you want to you stupid little FAT BASTARD..."

Uhm, I'm sorry. What did she just say?

[Baalur]

She knows how to use skype and myspace! I guess Sergeant Smith is pretty annoyed by this whole ordeal. ~_~

[jellystapler]

yeah, i bet Sergent Smith asked her to make this video. cause thats what police do. ask their "victims" to make videos asking their aggressor to attack them.

[hopscotch52]

does it have teeth?

[edenmeden]

Wow, I don't know.

Do you reckon she has any bones at all?

[DoodioEleventyone]

Man teh Harpoons !

[carnageheart]

Harpoons are manned, Sir! Waiting for the order to attack!

[XNTRXXMUSIC]

She is beyund angreh :O

[devilzombie666]

lol

[EndlesslyPT]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I mean it, Leave me the fu*k alone or you'll be in court, That's not a threat bitch that's a promisse BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[ChaseMcloud]

She has ur IP's

[TheCbvenom]

Is she toothless?

[TheCbvenom]

She ate them...

[SSJRajang]

wtf

[TheBerzerker1]

lololol fatty rage

[poopyscoopy5]

what a waste of breathe. fat bitch.

[Funkerjoe]

Hahaha!

[tedpikul1]

I believe one of the terms of the North's victory over the South was "no more cracker accents".

[Qdoti]

"fat bastard" hypocrites never learn :/

[imsohorn]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[colewaulters]

this is exactly the reaction we were looking for 101

[SmashFan01]

long chin is long

[logicalyinsane]

WE WON!!! xD

[littlehobo12345]

I CAN NO HAZ FONE NUMBER?