Jokes

[MargeSimpson20]

Teacher:If a divorced woman had £300,and spent 100 on a new marriage,what would she have left?

Pupil:Her old husband!

[bjpamintuan123]

thts kevin garnett

[darkmaster4877]

One day a posionus snake has bitten CHUCK NORRIS! after 5 days snake died!.

[darkmaster4877]

there are 3 madmen in the pub!They are talking: 1.madman:i am Jesus ,God sent me to protect the world 2.madman:why do you lie? i am Jesus and God sent me to protect world! 3.madman:ARE YOU ALL CRAZY??? I DIDN'T SEND ANYONE.

[forinner]

that's a whole lotta monkeys on his back

[Featureman]

Great.

[Deltateam210]

What did the mexican fireman name his kids?

Jose and hose B.

[ancalime111]

Atlas ^^

[Dynoste]

i had a justin bieber penis joke, but its too short

[pekosiita1]

this a joke : pepito took a shower with his dad he said "wat is that on you?" its a car dad said. later he took a shower with his mom pepito says "wat is that on you?" mom says its a garage. later in bed pepito comes and says " dad arnt you going to put ur car in the garage?"

[forinner]

@pekosiita1 i don't get it

[TheOldGameKid]

GAY PORN!

[14711471]

FOLLOW MY HOMEMADE JOKES nagjokes[dot]tk

[Stevedaking15]

Haha fuuuuun

[cycl09e]

insert Chuck Norris joke here)

(insert Soviet Russia joke here)

(insert *puts sunglasses on* joke here)

(insert justin bieber joke here)

(insert gay joke here)

(insert blonde joke here)

(insert over nine thousand joke here)

[AwsomeMystery]

LOL

[49ersfan660]

hahaha ok it gets fake

[archapt124]

how do you make mexicans go to india?

you tell them that mount everest is actually a fence xD

[guyfromhawaii54]

whats faster then a black guy with you tv.......his brother with your VCR

[RaNd0m221]

Jack and Jill went up the hill they both each had a quarter,

when Jill came down she had 50 cent,

they didn't go up for no water.

Those were the nursery rhymes I grew up listening to. XD

[Straxium]

Wanna know how to paint a car white?

In the winter park it south,

In the summer park it up north.

(bird joke)

[MayorCheesyBuns]

Me: Honey where do you want to go for our anniversary? Wife: Somewhere ive never been before! Me: How about the Kitchen?

[BLUDREDSOCKS]

Justin beiber : everyone stop making fun of Her! (get it hes a girl lol)

[BLUDREDSOCKS]

theres 3 guys in a car. shutup, poop and manners (guys)

shutups at the wheel and poop and manners in back. then poop falls out and manners is after him. 3 miles down the road shutup gets stopped by a cop and the cop says: what is your name and shutup says: Shutup. then the cop says: sir where are your manners? 3 miles back down the road...

[surviveris]

WTF?? :D



[MrPwnedalot]

its black chuck norris

[TheCrabslayer]

i suck cock

[TheCrabslayer]

I've done some stupid shit in my life like directing barnyard porn and shaving my asshole but this is just ridiculous.

[Fishstixj4l]

piggy back monsta!

[playerx508]

tn the end the is 1 person jumping LOL

[supersliceNdice]

Thumbs up if the setting reminded u of Everybody hates Chris

[playerx508]

name video should be impossible is fuking nothing

[MINIMI95020]

God... how i wish that happened in real life

[JamaelCoatie]

lol hold in the number 1

[TheCoCkTa1l]

@JamaelCoatie Hahaha, hold number 3! xD

[Simple7ify]

Who said McDonald's made the most racist commercials?

[MyOnlyHope262]

LOL

of course its real

hahaha crazy nigga

[ShaylaJ2]

who ever made this it is not true everybody say boo.

[silverlock112]

0:40 SUICIDE FAIL

[MrGimli2]

i like that last person jumping on to him at the very end

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

Why is it bad to kiss a Redhead? Because you might get Ginger-vitus! Hehe.

[105Rupert]

SO FAKE, HOLY SHIT FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TigerCubBlue]

@105Rupert You don't say sherlock!

[1994BaMBaM1994]

this makes no frakin sence!!!!

[kevinroxursocks]

who think this is real?

[kevinroxursocks]

3 Guys are in a cafe.

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER

[tauwilltriumph]

@kevinroxursocks Goddamn, you made me rage so hard. People still think these annoying, uncreative piles of shit are funny? Retarded Bieber jokes are the worst thing on YouTube right now, I swear.

[Oscar847]

@kevinroxursocks

He can't say a question, he asks a question, so you say "The third guy comes back and angrily asks 'Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?'"

[harlyparlycharlie]

@kevinroxursocks i dont get it?

[Stiffler751]

what the f***

[cory1438]

and women complain about pregnancy

[BraCBraDPiTT93]

lol

[djonmyx]

hahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha

[1redducks]

is that Kevin Garnett

[Noodlecraft101]

holy crap !is that real ?

if so wtf ?

i wanna join on !

[mageurass]

The bagpack of future :D

[pizzarollsrock123]

Holy shit! thats 1 strong nigga!

[beastken4]

Fake video is fake

[koeienboei]

wow u figured that out by urself?

[iddo12233]

No kiddin... :/

[Smilietiina]

coooooooooooooooooooooool!! :D

[jojen17]

Great commerical! :D

[dude8524568524568524]

that was really good!

[JRV95]

OMG, I think I'm deaf!!!

[river973]

wtf????lol

[jumperkid]

ROFL!!! but it's true impossible is nothing!

[RapperFigo123]

lol!!

[GateFail]

...

[canaanoptical]

Cute!!!  Ha ha ha!

[09widji90]

it was a good commerical

[pyrofire1234]

Ho call the number?

[wahlms]

That was the best video...EVER!

[imaginary246]

chłopak na piątke

[Hickboy]

wtf how did they shoot that?

[DrummingMofo]

computer graphics

[ThePhantomsSuperGirl]

......best Chicken player ever

[MinkNL]

omg!!! lol

[Sk8tingRulez]

I remember this commercial when it was on T.v.

It was funny everytime it came on

[mattyindahous]

0:40 this chap might have been trying to commit suicide but they stopped him... DAMN YOU!

[Keikofromelbow]

lol I'm pretty sure that chap got pretty hurt though xD

[981016]

he's the black superman!

[weedave523]

RACIST PERSON LOL

[pilipp3]

lol? he just say he's the black superman because the real is white

[521182]

Holy crap that is not possible but if it was that would totaly awsome!!!

[ModPCLM]

haha this shits jokes

[prismacolor2]

gr8 xD

[ihTzHuRr]

Omg! I love this song! I remember this song. Used to sing it back in the days. :P

[Nikkitbas]

Ni gazzz

[ccdcat68]

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

[RazAlmoz]

The Dog owner throwed a stick which ended up high on the tree the Dog went to the one next to it barking at it to get the stick down. The women next to him said "He's Barking Up The Wrong Tree,".

[RazAlmoz]

The Dog Owner asked the Dog "What Is The Sea Like Today?" the Dog answered "Woof", the Dog Owner agreed "Yes It Does".

[F0RDI3]

no shit sherlock

[mastereismaname]

haha nice

[Megharbell]

lmaoo

[spotworsoe]

this nigga!

[S3xybek]

fucken idiot stfu!

[freeziemuff14]

this isnt real is it??

[S3xybek]

what do u think do u think that 100 people weighing on average 60kg can climb on a personss back use youre fucken nut u twat!

[yeanny]

good one.

[xshadowx324]

lol

[FBboxbreaker]

lmao

[korn864488]

its garnett

[dee9228]

haha

[jules10109]

Lol! is there room for one more? XD Very cool commercial.

[DegelGray]

Is that garnett?

[bysku]

what's the name of the song?

[Mastas999]

this is such a good commercial

[1ipoddude1]

ok i know its fake n all but how do they make it so kevin garnett(looks like him)carry all of those people?

[teeder444]

computer graphic editing. Its easy if u know how to do it. Me and my friends recreated this commercial and it is sweet :D

[mangosalado]

ok, we want to see it!!! :)

[mangosalado]

ok, and what's the title of the video?? :o

[junebugm]

Nice!

[1KawasakiRider]

i was there in the making of the commrical

[jerkosome]

really? did they really do it or is it computer graphics?

[shaskyo]

juajuajuajua

[omranali10]

its like cus adidas is like nothing is impossible so basically that putting shit load of people on ur back is not impossible

[MidnightStars316]

I dont get it, what is supposed to be funny?? Can someone tell me please??

[ricored92]

very funny

[7539121]

is that KG

[justlikecandy2u]

Wow!! Some of you people need to realize that this is a damn Adidas commercial..lmfao

Obviously it's fake...but you sitting there like someone is trying to pass it off as real..makes you a loser..hahaha..stop saying it's FAKE...cuz no shit we all know that

[ONILINKXMASTER]

fake

[adrastea99]

youre an idiot

[ONILINKXMASTER]

fake

[adrastea99]

Its a commercial for nike you idiot, of course its fake

[ONILINKXMASTER]

that's what i said...fake

[adrastea99]

What else could it be?

Its like me saying that im writing in english. True, but retarded, since everyone already knows it..

[ONILINKXMASTER]

ur fake

[adrastea99]

As long as im not stupid like you, i dont mind being fake.

[akz2204]

adidas

[adrastea99]

Yes.

[Tiny798]

we get it its fake u said the same thing 20x now

[gswatus]

they should have gotten Emmanuel Lewis instead

[E1skeptic]

Obviously fake. But who the fuck cares?! batman is fake too you know, oh and superman, and the incredible hulk etc etc c'mon people

[pacattack05]

He must have a realy strong back and legs to support all those people.

Will the people who keep saying fake, please stop.

It would have been easier on his back if they just photoshipped this but to each his own i guess.

[gazovtmoor]

shut up u sad lil bastard get a life dik eed

[pacattack05]

Nobody is that strong. His back would have been broken. Soooo fake man...

I hate when people try to insult my intelligence.

[songokoy]

its trueeeeeee...i was on his hands too:P:P

[sillyfilly10]

wtf?

[caker641]

HAHAHAH the guy jumping off the roof wicked

[mjbs27]

ALMIGHTY KEVIN GARNETT!!

[foxygrandma35]

I think it is just great, as HE does have the whole world in His hands.

[pacattack05]

There's absolutely no way a thin guy like that can hold more than 3 or 4 people...max.

This is stupid. More so....it's not even possible. So fake.

[xcrunner00]

duhh... impossible is nothing

[1ipoddude1]

wow,you just figured that out....

[dhotchins]

Are you Serious? this is an advert.

ya daft git.

[franksinbeans]

thats jokes

[pacattack05]

This is so fake. Tere's no way he could hold the weight of all those people.

[1ipoddude1]

no duh?

[Quagom]

That´s why its called JOKES.

[edallencompassingly]

shit man i actually thought he could.

damn.

[calebwoodall]

jokeS-more than one

joke1 black man holds.....everybody

joke2 ?

[TheJuicer83]

is that kevin garnett?

[gwaliorcity]

look at the power that man possesses

[adryan923]

imma gona get me some of those zhoes

[dahitman101]

banana peel!

[przemaxPL]

I think, this is a FAKE

[dead500dead]

duhh it is dick

[ChIcK4LiVe]

hahahahahahahahahaha cool

[Gwisss]

Really fun video

[gwalchdu]

Lol, so ghetto,- thats why all the people were black in that vid :P

[whylikethat88]

cool man

[brapyoghurt]

omg how is this possible? thats the most amazing thing ive ever seen tbh. he must be well strong.

[EleniTavau]

ur retarted...

[chinuvang]

lol

[Jennyroxz1]

Lol that was good p.s. am i the only person who clapped along with the song.

[doctorinduty]

funny

[XXX8319]

zajebiste xD

[TheDezardid]

kinda like katamari

[solosolteras]

visita la web solosolteras punto es

[1ipoddude1]

every1 knows this is fake :| escpecially the guy jumping off the building

[SchrollME]

Oh, wow. I'm glad you said something, cause I thought that he could actually hold that many people. Do tell us more.

[nali81]

lol i find sarcasim funny, just cracks me up

[lordfonseca]

oh my... really?

[Quagom]

Thats why the names of the vid is jokes

[rangersanddarcy]

thats achey real achey..

[adam4397]

THats just great [in a good way]

[antandant]

lol

[C0OLMAN47]

what would happen if he slipped

[newguy800]

lol

so gay much