The Room - Flower Scene (HI DOGGY!)

[videoman5100]

DOGGY FOR HEISMAN!

[talcumpowdermalcolm]

I wonder why the scene went so fast...

[ouellette001]

Its pronounced "HAI doggy!"

[HipHopAus]

"You're my favourite customer" haha such natural dialogue.

Worst movie I've ever seen but also one of the funniest, literally unbelievable how fucking terrible it is

[mdoherty9188]

Wiseau: Here you go keep the change. Hi Doggy

Dog: DON'T TOUCH ME MOTHERFUCKER

[TheBadShaman]

Anybody notice how he holds the bouquet upside down?

[lamuella]

the lady in the flowershop is tearing me apart

[bathroombuddy23]

15 dislikes from people who aren't her favourite customer.

[sprinter82]

Too bad.

YOU.

Will HI...doggy.

[seaninskibb]

This whole conversation sounds like when you're playing an RPG and you keep pressing the skip button.

[EikoHarvey]

Hi doggy, how's your sex life?

[hellokitty92691]

this is a story about a really cool dude that had a fuct up girlfriend who makes him kill himself so i guess the meaning of this movie is even if your a coool good person people will still fuck you over ? this movie has a 100% fail rate everything is wrong with it to the point that it hits that so bad its good level i fucking love it

[rogerrothenberg]

@hellokitty92691 you're my favourite customre

[HAROLD2K8]

johnny the master of disguises, and social interaction. 

[profcash]

There are a dozen roses all packed and ready to go at the side of the counter of what appears to not be a dedicated florist, where the woman at the counter knows him as her best customer by name, and he still has to ask how much they cost.

[ThePidgeottosNest]

i like the look on doggies face

[cartmann94]

das meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

[chibicelchan]

Doggy is definitely the best actor in the movie.

[N30Soldier]

@Clowning8 hereyougokeepthechangehellodog­gybye

[HawK047]

He's her best customer.

[Atrac89]

Why is he holding the roses upside down??

[TheInstantClassic1]

Doggy: DAUNT TAWCH ME MUTHERFAWKER!!!

[Martin126X]

I nearly chocked to death when he sad "Hi doggy!"

[nightmareweep]

"it'll be eighteen doHERE YOU GOO"

[DanniiXDoomm]

Worst acting ever...

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

Wow! Not only can Tommy Wiseau not act for shit, he can't park for shit either! It's one thing to be a bad actor, but when you make the CAR a bad actor, that's a hell of an accomplishment!

[stoy1000]

Hi Doggy, How is your sex life?

[egplantt]

I've seen this scene maybe a dozen or more times and I just noticed that he carries the roses around upside-down. Why? And why does this bother me so much?

[maistortrichko]

@egplantt That's how usually people carry flowers so that the water inside of them won't leak through the cut area. That way the flowers won't decay (pardon my English I'm not so good at it..)

[Limukone]

Thumbs up for the best zombie movie ever

[fallofthefleshgod]

The doggy is the best actor in the movie.

[Hotsumoto90]

Hai 2 u johnny

[Mike34er]

Epic

[Tomakak]

You're my favourite customer. But once you put sunglasses on, you're totally anonymous.

[TheRagingNerd]

Must be a pair of those special disguise sunglasses where people don't know it's you until you take them off.

[burmiester1]

At 0:18 it's like he misses his glasses and then swipes again. Just like he did when he knocked the other two pictures off the mantle, but couldn't seem to get the middle one.....

XD

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

oh no... Terrible acting... causing... brain anurism... nooooo....

O HAI MARK!

[MognarMokasin]

Yea Can I have a thousand red roses please?

... you are my favorite customer :D

[Inthewronghole]

HI DOGGY

[Mojito133]

Who the fuck puts a dog on the counter?

[MathiasKaizer]

@Mojito133 People who sells dogs.

[wesker100000000]

Oh hai flowershop door, oh hai flowershop floor, oh hai dozens of flowers, oh hai chairs, oh hai tables, oh hai customers, oh hai lights

Shop keeper: Just buy something and get the fuck out

Hai doggy, oh bai people in flower shop, oh bai person who served me, oh bai (shop keeper throws a brick at johnnys head)

shop keeper: oh hai annoying man who's now out cold.

[eycandii]

He is like a mind reader. he knows what shes going to say before she says it

[CaptMARNEY]

Why is he holding the roses upside down?!

[LaileeKay]

@CaptMARNEY that is the way you hold cut flowers. If you hold them the other way, the water will flow out of the stalk and they start to wither. So for transportation you either hold them upside down or put them in water.

[CaptMARNEY]

@LaileeKay Oh my. I sure have egg on my face! I did not know that.

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

i need to act like that 1 day

[Iceburner96]

HEY JACKASS, WE'RE CLOSING THE STORE IN 30 SECONDS!!!

[587DeathKing]

@Iceburner96 okthanksbye

[TKDLION]

The funniest thing is that Tommy must have thought that this was a good scene. If he didn't like it he could have cut it. It is only 40 seconds and not important to the "story".

[MoeJillionaire]

To be fair, the camera work is not bad at all.

[ScaryKidsScaringMarj]

hi doggy! so hows your sex life?

[armegeddis]

You know, I used to think Nicolas cage was the best worst actor, then I saw Tommy Wiseau. Sorry Nic, none can be so good at being bad as Tommy.

[walrusguyjr]

O hai doggie

Dog: don't tawch me muthirfawker

[PatsFan1295]

Teach me how to (press 7)

Teach me, teach me how to (7) (7)

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Ha ha ha ha! What a story Doggie!

[mandolinroad]

I wish my wife could shop as fast as Johnny.

[Zethiwag]

The sublte references on the lesbian florist's character emphasises the uncertainty in Johnny's sexuality. His life in San Francisco is taking its toll, and Johnny is unsure who deserves his dozen red roses more - Denny, or Lisa? It is for this reason that he greets the bemused dog, so that he can stall his inevtiable gender-bender sex scene.

[tryandlisten]

@Zethiwag its not true, he is not gay, he isnt, he is naht..... Oh hai doggie

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@Zethiwag

Ha! What a story, Zethiwag.

[MaadDawg1]

@Zethiwag How do you feel about the Star Wars prequel trilogy?

[Zethiwag]

@MaadDawg1 why are you asking people this

[dariusofwest]

@Zethiwag O_O

[thelegend09100]

hows your sex life doggy?

[Derm1991]

Its as if it was written backwards..

[glassessn]

The dog looked disgusted as hell

[accleary]

Even the car's a bad actor

[MsAnonn]

@accleary

I think...I think you just made my favorite comment on this video...

[CDSONIC01]

the dog was probably the best actor in this movie, and im not even joking

[sonicmonkeys]

what the hell is that thing clutching the counter at 0:25? it seems to be having a staring contest with haidoggy...

[bofeity]

why the fuck is the dog on the counter anyway

[krakenwave]

@bofeity

Providing fertiliser?

[BeefiestName]

The dog gives a very convincing performance.

[xZippy38]

You're my favorite uploader, AugsWeidy13.

[ValkyrieCain123]

look at the way he holds the roses before he walks out the shop

[claudeman]

you're my favorite customer.......unnecessary line LOL

[Technodude3111]

Why is there even a dog on the counter?

[havlorech]

It takes him 15 seconds to buy flowers once he's inside the flower shop. I take longer buying a snack from a vending machine.

[Itachiii]

Reminds me of when I would accidentally speak to an NPC in some RPG game so I would have to press X really fast to get out the chat.

[AugsWeidy13]

@Itachiii That may be the best interpretation of this scene ever....



[MaadDawg1]

@AugsWeidy13 How do you feel about the Star Wars prequel trilogy?

[AugsWeidy13]

@MaadDawg1 Pretty awful.

[lobsopdoy]

@Itachiii Someone should edit in a Paragon Interrupt symbol for when he pets doggy.

[Stormwysper]

@Itachiii Win!!!

Hell even the music reminds me of some 16 bit RPG I played back in the day.

[Deathshuck]

@Itachiii LOL brilliant

[SROCeallaigh]

@Itachiii It's so true, glad that at least too others felt like they were watching some old hammy video game dialogue when watching this scene

[cottoncandychic]

I can't help but to laugh when I realize how fat the dog is lmaoo

[WYIT0]

I'm pretty sure he parks behind a white car but when he goes in the shop, the car doesn't appear to be there.

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TEH MAIN STORY! WHY IS IT IN THE MOVIE! WHAT?!?! I DONT EVEN.. WHAT!?!?!

[Nixel85]

"Doggy's a little cranky today, Hua-hua-hua-hua-hua"

[Iittleblackchook]

did anybody else notice tommy's illegal park there ??

[Mindtage]

Clearly done with the Mindtage. Very effective.

[Sr38890xx]

Anybody notice the "OMG" in the URL?

[heyeh93]

ehh... i don't know much about flowers but why would you hold them upside down when the lady handed them to you right side up?

[Nitruix]

oh my god this whole scene is just too unnatural for real life i don't understand get america on the phone LOOK AT THE LIIPS WHAT THE FIPUSDN WHY IS IT ALL OUT OF ORDER

[Yurtablemoron]

Hit 7 to a particular beat.

You're my favorite DOGGIE! You're my favorite DOGGIE!

[ratedfx]

What the fuck :D Is this a comedy movie or for real? :D

[argebarse]

Oh shit, Johnny is driving an old Benz C-class. that's an identical copy of my car. The shame... it's tearing me apart

[MitchoftheDead]

HOW CAN A FLORIST HAVE A FAVOURITE CUSTOMER?!

HOW OFTEN IS THIS MAN BUYING FLOWERS!?

WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS!?

[silversquall]

What the hell...what was up with the dialogue lol

[walkingbearman]

omg....... this is no doubt, THE WORST MOVIE EVER..... it should've been a comedy, cause its hilarious how the acting and the plot is so bad, i mean it, BAD =(l'

[Clembo]

@walkingbearman

The studio probably gave Tommy final cut and realised how terrible it was. They tried to market it a s a "Black Comedy", though it has as much to do with satire or skepticism, but people ultimately saw through it and enjoyed it for what it really was.

[Anth150]

Was this movie every supposed to be taken seriously?

[rabapab23]

Oh hai Youtube..

[LukeLovesRose]

No one on Earth can do what Wiseau did. He has to be an alien. Wow! I can't stop laughing, goddamn it.

[ajkmatt78]

Here you go

Thats me

How much is it?

Thatl be 18 doll-

Hereyougokeepthechangehaidoggy

[FacelessFallenAngel]

That was a really strange scrap of cinema

[drunkalfuzzyness]

haha brilliant!!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Hello, I would like to buy a dozen red roses.

HEY JACKASS, I'M CLOSING THE STORE IN 30 SECONDS!

Here'sthemoneykeepthechangehel­lodoggiebye!

[hobocamptheater]

@CaptainAshSpearow that's from the nostalgia critc

[punknation101]

I seen better acting in pornos

[taylorgarrido]

keep your comments in your pocket

[EnigmaDrath]

That dog looks embarrassed to be in the same scene as Wiseau XD

[PrankZabba]

still my favourite part

[ChiefShadow]

@gmaweill Correct me if I#m wrong... but to me, he looks like everything BUT GOTH. o_O

[GalladeRoxas1]

Maybe I'm missing something, but why exactly IS there a dog there?

[iBlaum]

porn has better actors

[emperorglenuff]

"I didn't know it was you...." Why the hell would she say that, you could spot that black mane from space.

[mrbob091]

Hai doggie, how is your sex life?

[Tw3pwn]

@mrbob091 woof woof!

[Lexigiggles]

Just saw this last night. FUCKING EPIC

[LoZWWisawesome]

@Lexigiggles Hahaha, What a story, Lexigiggles. Anyway, how is your sex life?

[MrJJJames]

O_O That was quick and weird... and made me feel awkward.

[golbi123]

@MrJJJames haha what a story MrJJJames anyways hows your sex life?

[cyraxthehedgehog]

Nice car!

[Shrike2101]

lets play 'guess what order the lines go in', sorry Wiseau YOU FAILED!!

[Maddiox3]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DOGGY!!

[jenduh]

Liked and favorited. It's hard to pick a favorite, but "HOW CAN YOU DO THAS TO MEH LAAAYSAAA? YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAALT!"

[Pikawil64]

Press 8 for infinite doggies.

[Haley974]

i like to pretend the dog is the one saying "you're my favorite customer"

[Orangebike666]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART PUPPY!!!

[TheDeadDeadsons]

you should try and upload the scene in dunston checks in, in which jason alexander is in a meeting and see dunston out the window and in mid sentence yells HOLY SHIT!

[Spazztik997]

that dog is the man! watch it again it looks like hes wacked out of his mind

[jvborgman]

Knows it's Tommy after he walks up to the counter twice.

[shiznitt91]

i wonder what this dudes like in the sack....heybabyreadytofuckgood­okdonegoodnight.

[LoafOfPint]

Nearly every line in that scene is dubbed.

[hornymaneee]

That dog wa the best actor in the whole movie

[masticina]

@hornymaneee

Another movie has this same situation, Manos the hands of fate. There is both 2 dogs and 1 young girl in it.. it is though to choose who is the best actor in that movie from those three. Though torgo obviously is quite a champion in his own ways. Ah these nice movies...

[AugsWeidy13]

@masticina Torgo is a monster; manos is a stroke of genius.

[Aerozyphyr]

give that dog an Oscar!

[TheDesugiga]

My fav scene: That random guy with cake at the party toward the end who says, "Lisa looks hot tonight."

[subkontrabasklarinet]

11 people knew it was Johnny.

[Agemrepus]

Howmuchisitit'llbeeighteendoll­arsHereyougokeepthechange!  Hi doggy!

[randomovieguy]

the dog starts crying at 0:20

[TinyLittleRobots04]

im sorry, for all the people who thought this movie was the best theyve ever seen, id rather get a handy from Edward Scissorhands than see it again.

[kingsilvershark]

dude he holds the flowers upside down!!!!!!!!!! what kind of person holds flowers like that!!!!!??????

[driftingeric2k4]

@kingsilvershark A person who knows how to keep the flowers fresh until delivered by keeping the petals in position instead of falling flat due to gravity.

[Mwgedd]

I hear that dog won an oscar for his performance.

[FF7CloudStrife7]

It would be pretty hilarious if the dog's name was Butch.

[espenringom]

I watched this movie the other day.. I showed it to my brother that work with TV production. He was amazed. I was amazed. This scene is also my favourite. This movie is amazing. There is a lot of "bad" movies out there, but this movie is SO BAD that it is very nice... What a script.

[acemcjace169]

The 10 people who disliked this video could not see the brilliant acting performance this movie had to offer.

[Iwannaplayssbb]

it's painful and funny at the same time.......does that make me a masochist?



[ElmoPansy]

Did you see the look on the dog's face when Tommy Wiseau touched him? He's too good for this shit.

[ninjamastamoro]

Is it just me or does it look like doggie is saying "your my favorite customer"

[ChurKirby]

"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you"

"Here you go"

"That's me"

[aoiniina]

thanks a lot doggie

[barneybros]

the music is cool in the begining.. .thats about it....

[shearod]

The most natural dialogue written ever.