Ask A Ninja - Question 12 "Ninja Colds"

[Jinxx3d0n3]

i got one in black =] ( the hat )

[hitman142002]

Looks like 95 people have had run-ins with Chicken-jas....

[hayati4habibi]

love u For that....Ma Ninja...!simply amazing...Keep it Up..thumps up..

[Thefightingmaster996]

lol chickinja

[TimeStream76]

omg funny



[gamegenie42]

before us the black death was called that thing thats going around

[NinjaGuitarDude]

Swine flu? a pig hired a ninja as soon as he found out what bacon was...

[99pantherfan]

U can't find that in black cuz there is no such thing as black dye get it in very dark green

[GLaDOS84]

@lexluis WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

[MOSTxLFC]

"You Can Tell By The Way I Use My Shurikin Im A Ninja Baby And Its Time to Work It" looooooooooooooooooool

[SomthingWorng]

im looking forward to sneezing ur brainz out soon XD

[dragoonmeru]

these things are snuggly

[ultimatebatgirl]

teehee snuggly!!!

[DKSlayer7]

'and a you cant tell by the way i use my shu-ri-kin and i'm a ninja baby at a time for working' xD

[jhiggins731]

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[joenateprince]

snuggly ^.^

[macrossner]

94 people ate a hand full of dirt

[willmymon]

just lol thanks for posting

[cekinxxx]

lol he imitates a japanese imitating a russian, this is TALENT

[nataxavisara]

I hate ninjas now... I had to get rid of my pet chicken when bird flu was going around

[kuaitomboblo]

where you cant tell by the way i use my shuriken im a ninja baby and it's time for workin.

[kenny11312]

eeeeeeeeeeeee i dont understand this. what is the mean whit "ask a ninja"

okey is a guy whit ninja costum and he answer cuestion...

but... the other.

HE SUCS!!!

[Th3Lict0r]

ohhh the black plague that was a good time to be a ninja as I!!! Yes I am a noja also . But you can

Or ask n

Anyone about it because no one know who I am or that I am a ninja haha I look for ward to ure other videos!!

[awesomeninjadude123]

XD lol i love ninjas and im not a ninja XD P.S. look at my nick name

[nelsoncarmo26]

lol, this guy is awesome.

[ThereGoesEveryone]

The Black Plague...NINJASXD

[superhamzah85]

Handful of dirt, is not funny. It's NINJA logic, stolen from SAMURAI manuscripts.

Being far too clean compromises your immune system, getting a bit careless with hygiene and health strengthens the immune system. But beware of deadly funghi, which can kill you. No handfuls of irony.

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[GamersUnite543]

@CJB08291990  a better question is whats the point of you asking that same question on every video?

[CJB08291990]

@GamersUnite543 Because i can.

[kenny11312]

@CJB08291990 a assasin from japan. they work for someone and kil other enemy... like samurai.

some ninja works for samurai.

[Corazone1983]

Like a bug in a rug O.O

[applePie8045]

"d difficult part is snapping their little neck..they're germs so the neck...um...uh..ah...their not built the way way you think...funny!"

[yenta]

After you're done filming yourself as a ninja, lets have lunch.

[MarkLeviBetancourt]

Can Ninjas spread world peace? Can Ninja's become Immortal? Can Ninja's beform Miricles? Can Ninja's come back from the dead? What would a ninja kill if there was nothing left?

[Storm13Cloud]

can ninjas get AIDS?

[malloyflyman17]

Asian bird flu: a chicken hired a ninja to avenge his brother's death.

I'm laughing my fucking ass off!

[sexysputnik]

chuck norris can catch you

[chibakun72]

@sexysputnik Only because Chuck Norris is one of the great historic ninja masters that went public. The only others are santa and every cat ever!

[supajero]

@chibakun72 Don't Forget Bruce lee =P

[tuffblade1331]

chikinja

[KaptinKilla]

I just got one of those Mad Bomber caps yesterday!

[Duo11]

"Black Plague? Ninjas. Before we came along it was just called 'That thing that's goin' around." Probably my all time favorite Ninja quote.

[HorseGal9002]

"i think the better question would be, can colds catch Ninjas? Nope were faster than germs." 

[Mintea21]

Its on Question 11 on ninja dogs

[swahini]

in what episode does he slide from the left and say "sarcasm" when he says something weird??!! anyone!?

[decutthroat]

"I really have to find this in black" But earlier he said there is no such thing as black except when made from a dragon's heart. Which they have to make for them self because they don't trust anyone else to make anything for them. :O

[Relvok]

@decutthroat Maybe he meant he needs to find another dragon to viciously reverse the blood flow of, steal its wings and various other parts, and make one?

[TheFamine123]

More aple pie's xD

[averageadvice]

ask me and i will answer any question. my channel

[BloodofBoar]

@averageadvice fail

[averageadvice]

@BloodofBoar haha not yet

[mhennek]

"Inner Space!"

[PaulThePuppetier]

Well,you can tell by the way I use my shuriken,I'm a-ninja baby and it's time for workin'

LOL

[shureshot24]

The cure for cancer and aids! Ninjas!!!

[kerozenimus]

Firts was K-ninja, now, chik-inja... what else can be ninja?

[potatoguyman]

@kerozenimus Your Mom.

[BreakingBfan2015]

@kerozenimus MINjas. XD

[invaderzim196]

that poor airborne pathogen.

[adamsain1]

You can tell by the way I use my Shirken I'm a ninja baby and it's time for workin.

[Zavier868]

lmfao hahaha he feels like a bug in a rug

[japaniseanimialover1]

but i thought you said there is no true black

[mojos17]

I like your hat too ahhhhhhhhh soooooo SOFT!!!!!!!!

[ShadowShinobiArts]

I really need to find this in black, lol

[Lugiarules1]

ninjascopic; how do u see urself? lol ninjascope? lol

[SkylerFoster1]

Press F5 to skip commercials, thumbs up if that helped

[Rachevadda]

@SkylerFoster1 alt+f4 prevents too

[TOTtomdora]

What about hidey's disease?

[xXSaosinXx1219]

Hahaha snapping dere little necks lmaooo

[Nixupiz3]

he chats so much shit which is good about him

[Bozzytotem]

NINJASCOPIC?

[catylist666]

"The real question is can colds catch ninja? Nope. We're faster than germs. And to answer your question, Yeah. We can catch colds. We can catch them. But the difficult part is snapping their necks because they're germs." I almost pissed myself laughing.

[Bubbles12308912]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[skysands2008]

if they made a tv show like that i will watch it xD

i like the entro :3

[Jankee316]

Ninjas are faster than germs LMAO XD!!!!

[skywalker040]

"these things are SNUGGLY!" omg that made me laugh so hard xD

[mysummerdreamin30]

I love this guy. He's hilarious!!!!!!

[Kr8100]

"Hey can I borrow your barn to store the bodies untill spring season?" Funny.

[S1L4sLucas]

hah "theres an airborn pathogen im going to punch it in the face!"

[juliac94]

Ninjas are awsome

[Evilcookeh]

These things are SNUGGLY!

DAmn Right!

[Scourgeoftheearth]

haaaaaaaaaaa chooooooooooo urr brain haning from nose, that would be a ninjatastic way to go

[ObsidianRaven1]

lmao asian bird flu! XD

[hiverocker]

Hahahha bug in a rug sista

[WoodenBullet]

These are snugglie <3

[Kr8100]

I suggest eating a hand full of dirt everyday. LOL!!! That's funny.

[anceintsz]

LOL FASTER THAN TARA REED ROFL!!!!

[neoman121]

"the black plague. ninja" you are the best. XD.

[Snargifer]

Clever, definitely my fav episode :)

[supercaptainmario]

lol "black plague, ninja"

I'm subscribing

[Vault101Reject]

My dad's got one in black if you want it.

though it is basically his singular winter item.

that's his version of "wrapping up warm"

so if it works for him,and the ninja recommends it,you better go buy one.

[kylemcatl]

your dad doesn't have one in black. the color black only comes from the heart of a dragon which ninjas use to make their uniforms.

[Vault101Reject]

yes,but my dad may or may not be a ninja. didn't think of that did you?

nah,seriously,i see what you're getting at,but just go down to the shops. half the clothes are black.

stop being so,for lack of a better word,silly.

[kylemcatl]

@Vault101Reject

you make a valid point.  maybe your dad is a ninja. The clothes at the shops aren't black however. Most likely just very dark shades of blue that resemble black.

[cameundermayne]

hahahah make me genuinely laugh out loud :D

[19mAnDeE95]

wtf?

[TheExveemon]

you know, i knew he was going to say that ninja's can actually CATCH colds, you konow how i know, BECAUSE I AM A NINJA!

[Lupirio23]

@TheExveemon

*GASP* u a Digi-Ninja? O.O

ITS A CONSPIRACY!!

[TheExveemon]

do you know how im a ninja and Exveemon at the same time? PERSONAL NINJA TECHNIQUE, also digi-ninjas aren't a conspiracy, look at shurimon and ninjamon and the one that looks like a blue/purple version

[Lupirio23]

ah of course, i dont follow Digimon very well but i do recall those digimon....and wats with all the negatives on our posts? o.0

[TheExveemon]

the negatives are from assholes

[slayerslash5]

hahahaha snaping their little necks XD

[giordano373]

Chikjinjas??

lol

[wendellgirl101]

sowine fu is really ninjas........... there3 must have been a lot of ninjas at my school

[UnderGroundR]

SO does that mean Swine Flu was a ninja hired by piggies? O.o

[FelltheBlackWolf]

my cousin's name is Tara Reed. O_O

[marcen12]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Silversfire]

HAHAHA! I love how he says "These things are snuggly!" Something about the way he says it cracks me up XDD

[comeXonXeileen]

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!

[mtvmsc]

Black Plague? Ninjas. This was great.

[HalosKingOfWar]

lol a handfull of dirt every day

[ProvehitoInAltumxxx]

These Things Are Snuggly!  XD

[Astartes40000]

I laughed so hard when he said that

[BludSworn]

YUMMY DIRT!!

[JulianneNG]

Lol!!! Saturday night fever.

XD The black plague, hahah!!

[RFAdante2007]

lol germ necks

[z7up2you]

so ninjas killed george whashington? OMG

[gigilacrazii]

@z7up2you Actually, the dumass doctors back in the day bled the guy to death thinking it would cure him.

[galahuth]

of course he was actually a rogue ninja that was trying to kill off the other ninjas, so the whole collective of ninja's got together and took him out and made it look like he was just sick. geeze check your history already.

[Wildchild117]

''Hey can I borrow your barn to store the bodies until spring season''

Priceless!

[eyrie992]

hmmm....dirt does not taste good,but,the ninja siad to eat a handful everyday,so i am! =P lol

[kirikoangel]

Ninjascopic!

[lilaznnurdgirl]

I love how everyone repeats their favorite parts. lol

[btesco]

i was laeghing so hard soon tears came out my eyes

[AdamStolterman]

"that thing that's going around." Amazing!

[PandoraThePlatypus]

chickinjas. im a platinja

[dontrlycare]

right, im gonna go collect some dirt now for future refrences :D

[xXxanimefangirlxXx]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said the hat was snuggly...XD

[dontrlycare]

lol he rly needs to get that in black :D

[pikmintalis]

me to lol i read this comment when he said that i laughed even harder XD

[Switchasmooth]

the better question would be... can colds catch ninja's?

[guineapigsrock101]

Is....................Saturday­ Night Fever. LOLZ

[Kagura95]

"Well if you can't tell by the way I use my shuriken! I'm a ninja baby and it's a time for workin'..." XD

[n00bofdestiny]

We can't hire ninjas but COLDS can!?

[Kagura95]

And so can chickens! XD

[outsider786]

no swine flu was pirates thats why it barely killed anyone in US those pigs were stupid for picking pirates over ninjas for distrubution

[SiriusBizness911]

"Can germs catch ninjas? Nope. We're faster than germs"

LMAO

[duby121]

so that means the swine flu is really a ninja hired by a pig... woah

[Music363636]

Black Plauge? , , Ninjas.

lmao!

[djpoppyt]

looolz

i had to sub cuz that was pretty funny

[Fenrakk101]

Did he start the Swine Flu? 0.o

[Ace19productions]

get of these these things are SNUGLY

[ganjamcninja]

Well you can tell by the way I use my shuriken,

I'm a ninja baby and it's time for workin'

I'm gonnna be singing that all day now

[cj3577]

i love the title song!

i am ninja!

[XFireBoyXx]

LMAO

[rachiebaby561]

i feel like a bug in a rug hahaha

[quadlark]

i barely noticed the hiiiiii-chu! at the end.

[paulwijninga]

Chickinja's xD

[xDuchessx]

That hat.... LOL :D

[supersonicfan13]

"the black plague"..... "NINJAS"

[imdan117]

i really gotta find this in black lmao!

[5978888]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh snap Ninjas are killing me!

[jcjohnson274]

lemme ask u something can colds catch ninjas

nope

[XMorbidFateX]

omg I cant stop laughing lololol thats funny stuff

[zeekyzoid]

"the difficult part is snapping their little necks" lol.

"well you can tell by the way i use my shuriken, i'm-a ninja baby and it's time for workin'"

[ASDFGHJKLWTF]

Chikinjas lol

[mekillyouxx]

these things are SNUGGLY! xD

[AquaGotHax]

I feel like a bug in a rug!

[NinjaPWNED]

I really gotta find this in black...

[temyca]

Black Plague? ...ninjas...

Bird Flu? ...that was a ninja too... actually in a chicken

LOL!!!!!!

[Chelseathechamps]

Show some action plzzzzzzzzzz

[chillakilla99]

this is dumb it is not real!!!!!

BRING IT BITCH ILL BE WAITING!!

[Renkay141]

daninja goin 2 kill you and will not die...

[PippoPappo95]

can a ninja speak with sheeps?

[dragoons9009]

I would LOVE to hear this question answered. D:

[irakushitoyama]

lame

[sweetnaughtylove]

lol... ninja was responsible for the black plaque.. it all makes sense now..lol

[0omganinja0]

soo we cant hire you but chickens and grems can?? T.T

[ihearthorsesandelves]

ohmygod

ur tottaly right!

[menelmacar3]

actually i believe thats a volvox not a hydrogen molecule.

[xarriluseth]

nerd...

[MeetTheseIronFists]

or, maybe he is so ninja that he made the hydrogen atom split apart like that,

[dasaintsrcomin95]

that was funny